Teen Moms with more breast implants. [The Superficial]
Jeremy Renner in pants. [Lainey Gossip]
Lil Wayne thinks Lil Wayne is tops. [Bossip]
Prince William and Kate Middleton look awesome at a hospital dedication. [INFDaily]
Carey Mulligan's engagement ring. [ICYDK]
Another celebrity strips for PETA. [Starpulse]
Is Will Arnett no longer cool? [Huff Po]
Chaz Bono shows some spine. [CDL]
Who once ate McDonald's three times in one day? [theBERRY]
Rihanna in Belfast. [Caught on Set]
Adrienne Curry thinks she's all hot half-naked. [Celebrity Rant]
Sandra Bullock and...
I was hoping to stick another 'l' in there somewhere, but I lost ambition halfway through, much like I do whenever anything Lindsay comes up. I *almost* got excited, though, becaue in these pictures I didn't detect a trace of illegal drugs, dirty bruises, drama, or drunkenness, and that, for Our Girl Lohan, is definitely a rarity. I like being privy to things that happen once in a blue moon, like Friday the 13ths, leap years, Hallie's Comet, and Lohan sobriety, so I'm going to do it all up an...
I double-dog dare you to watch this trailer and not get goosebumps or even choke up a little bit at least once. I'm really not exaggerating, either, when I say that this is probably going to be the best mainstream movie of the year, and the fact that the trailer features my absolute favorite U2 song and the feature itself stars my absolute favorite actor, only reinforces my surety that this is going to be a box office hit. I've got a good feeling about this film, friends, so spread the word. I mean, how can you not, especially after seeing this adorable little kid playing such a huge role, too? />
I double-dog dare you to watch this trailer and not get goosebumps or even choke up a little bit at least once. I'm really not exaggerating, either, when I say that this is probably going to be the best mainstream movie of the year, and the fact that the trailer features my absolute favorite U2 song and the feature itself stars my absolute favorite actor, only reinforces my surety that this is going to be a box office hit. I've got a good feeling about this film, friends, so spread the word. I mean, how can you not, especially after seeing...
Of course January Jones looks like this already. [The Superficial]
Amber Rose is slamming people again. [Bossip]
Ryan Gosling or George Clooney? [Starpulse]
The Conrad Murray manslaughter trial live feed. [TMZ]
Rebecca Black's musical talent goes worldwide. [Socialite Life]
And she probably blew most of it up her nose. [Amy Grindhouse]
The types of women you shouldn't date. [The Frisky]
Tim Robbins is looking good. [Caught on Set]
Alyssa Milano's baby is ADORABLE. [Seriously OMG]
Another reason Jennifer Aniston makes me want to vom. [theBERRY]
Look who's no longer in rehab! [I'm Not Obsessed...
And it's bad, friends. It's BAD. Coming from a non-Lil-Wayne fan and a non-Bieber-fan (both of those are me, just in case you were wondering), this is almost nightmarish. And when little Justin starts rapping at 1:15, I have to laugh at his clipped North American accent combined with his over-enunciation of t's and n's, and yet how he predictably dropped all r's (ever, never = eva, neva).
I'm not loving it, guys, I can't lie. Even Lil Wayne's version was way, way better and provoked more thought than what Beebs did.
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And it's bad, friends. It's BAD. Coming from a non-Lil-Wayne fan and a non-Bieber-fan (both of those are me, just in case you were wondering), this is almost nightmarish. And when little Justin starts rapping at 1:15, I have to laugh at his clipped North American accent combined with his over-enunciation of t's and n's, and yet how he predictably dropped all r's (ever, never = eva, neva).
I'm not loving it, guys, I can't lie. Even Lil Wayne's version was way, way better and provoked more ...
This is a snippet of Mandy's latest film, Swinging With the Finkels. Sounds interesting, right? According to IMDB:
A suburban couple decide to shake up their marriage by "swinging" with another couple.
Um, boring. But as for the video, it started off pretty hot. Especially when she got the cucumber (? vegetable-like vibrator?) out. But it was completely unrealistic. What woman plans a single-sex sesh fully clothed, and then laughs like they're at their family reunion and Aunt Tilly is just sooo funny? I mean, who guffaws during an orgasm? How is that shit funny? Am I the only one here that likes it half- or fully-undressed and more sensual, rather than comical? Oh Mandy. />
This is a snippet of Mandy's latest film, Swinging With the Finkels. Sounds interesting, right? According to IMDB:
A suburban couple decide to shake up their marriage by "swinging" with another couple.
Um, boring. But as for the video, it started off pretty hot. Especially when she got the cucumber (? vegetable-like vibrator?) out. But it was completely unrealistic. What woman plans a single-sex sesh fully clothed, and then laughs like they're at their family reunion and Aunt Tilly is ...
LeAnn Rimes scares small children. [The Superficial]
Pregnant. Definitely pregnant. [Lainey Gossip]
People are calling Rihanna fat now. [Bossip]
Nobody likes Elisabetta Canalis. [Starpulse]
Michael Jackson: murdered. [TMZ]
Jennifer Garner introduces her daughter to thongs. [The Blemish]
Drew Barrymore's looking good these days. [theBERRY]
Susan Sarandon and ... the Rock? [Huff Po]
The most adorable couples in Hollywood history. [Pajiba]
Shayne Lamas named her baby WHAT? [Socialite Life]
Kim Kardashian's really inappropriate bowling attire. [INFDai...
I've said it before, and I'll say it again - I think Juliette Lewis is kind of fabulous. I mean, she's definitely a little on the thin side for my personal tastes, but I think she's beautiful anyway, and she's got that fiery personality that only adds to her appeal, in my opinion.
The above photo is from Nicole Richie's 30th birthday weekend, which was celebrated in Mexico. Juliette is only 39, and it completely amazes me that these two girls are only nine years apart. I mean, I remember v...
"Evidence re my alleged 'wardrobe malfunction' which I vehemently deny: Breast Petals & industrial strength bra."
She later said to Radar Online:
"I am in full nip denial. Breast petals and an industrial strength bra...plus a sewn-in corset. The fabulous DWTS wardrobe crew is extremely proactive and would never let an accident happen!"
Right, Nancy. Jeez, it's just a nipple. And anyone who's seen the photos (don't worry, they're here if you haven't seen them already) KNOWS it's a nipple, too. Don'...
Does this excite you, or fill you with a dread knowing that there's going to be a sort of Valentine's Day redux? To be fair, I haven't even seen Valentine's Day, but New Year's Eve doesn't look all that awful. ... Not that I'm willing to give Taylor Swift a chance or anything.
What next, Groundhog Day?
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Does this excite you, or fill you with a dread knowing that there's going to be a sort of Valentine's Day redux? To be fair, I haven't even seen Valentine's Day, but New Year's Eve doesn't look all that awful. ... Not that I'm willing to give Taylor Swift a chance or anything.
What next, Groundhog Day?
... Oh, wait. ...
Isn't Leah Remini the greatest? And do we remember her way back in the Saved by the Bell days, when she played Zack's summer love interest, Stacey Carosi, who was the daughter of the guy who ran the beach club where the gang all stayed? That was just THE LIMIT.
Also, this is as close as I've ever gotten to watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Tell me, readers, is this how it really goes? Because if it is ... we are gonna have a lot of messed up, entitled, twattish girls down the road, as if we don't already have enough the way it is.
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Isn't Leah Remini the greatest? And do we remember her way back in the Saved by the Bell days, when she played Zack's summer love interest, Stacey Carosi, who was the daughter of the guy who ran the beach club where the gang all stayed? That was just THE LIMIT.
Also, this is as close as I've ever gotten to watching Toddlers & Tiaras. Tell me, readers, is this how it really goes? Because if it is ... we are gonna have a lot of ...
This is what thriving off chlorophyll does to a girl. [The Superficial]
Gwen Stefani and Angelina Jolie go on a playdate. [Bitten and Bound]
Nancy Grace's wardrobe malfunction, YES. [Starpulse]
Kate Middleton for Vogue? [Socialite Life]
Oh grade school, I remember you. [theBERRY]
Real Housewives of Atlanta sneak peek. [Bossip]
More Anne Hathaway for Catwoman. [Caught on Set]
Britney with a gun, noooo! [Yeeeah]
Spencer Pratt is BROKE. [The Blemish]
Doritos man to be buried with his chips. [OMGBlog]
Teen model "nearly nude" in magazine shoot. [The Frisky]
Was Ashton cheating ...