

This is Sara Leal. And she's the one that Ashton Kutcher's about to lose his marriage over, supposedly, anyway. I think she's a cute girl, and she's probably got a lot to offer, but you know what the best thing about all of this is? She's pretty average. That says a lot about your everyday *regular* girls and what they have to offer. It apparently doesn't matter if you dropped a condo's-worth of money on plastic surgery, who your former boyfriends were, or how many pairs of shoes you'll wear ...
I'm kind of indifferent about Kelly Osbourne. And honestly, when I first saw these photos, I automatically thought "Madonna meets Adele," you know, with that hair and everything. But after a few minutes of peeping her clothes, I found that it'd actually grown on me. I mean, I'm on some heavy-duty allergy meds right now, and I'm only able to see clearly out of one eye because the ragweed's so disgusting where I live, but I think it's a win, friends! A WIN!
(Is it a win?)
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Duchess Kate says William's in charge. [Cele|bitchy]
More about Sara Leal. She's a real class act. [The Superficial]
Who'd you rather: Ashanti or Kelis? [Bossip]
Lady Gaga with buck teeth and pigtails. [Starpulse]
Classy divorces. [TMZ]
Super, Kate Gosselin has her own website now. [The Blemish]
The many styles of Scarlett Johansson. [theBERRY]
Matthew McConaughey's looking ... alive, I suppose. [Caught on Set]
Adele's 'Someone Like You' video. [Popbytes]
Falling down an escalator sure must hurt. [OMGBlog]
Orlando Bloom really, really loves his wif...
I know, most of you probably think that's a joke in itself, but I'm dead serious. When the girl's wearing semi-normal makeup and isn't wasted, making stupid faces and stumping all over the place - when she stays in one spot and doesn't open her mouth at all - Deena Nicole Cortese is actually not all that bad.
Now we just need flattering clothes, talent, and a little thing called "better education," and we might actually be talking A-list material here, guys!
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Kate Gosselin does some more public screaming in the general vicinity of her kids. [The Superficial]
Sandra Bullock is dating Usain Bolt now. [Lainey Gossip]
This is who Rihanna's trying to sleep with these days. [Bossip]
The X-Factor recap: final round of auditions. [Starpulse]
Justin Theroux's secret past obsession with Angelina Jolie. [Cele|bitchy]
Is this the next Bond girl? [Huff Po]
Grammar with Courtney Stodden. [The Frisky]
Evidence that Jada Pinkett and Marc Antho...
Holy crow. When I first heard that the book didn't exactly show Martha in a favorable light, I automatically thought, "What, did she forget the pretty crinoline bows on the Christmas presents that one year," and "Aw, it must have been terrible growing up with America's craftiest, homiest mom, word." But then? I actually read some excerpts from the book, and guys? It totally blew all of my predispositions about Martha's child-rearing away. From the book Whateverland: Learning to Live Here, written ...
Ah, what a breath of gorgeous fresh air. A Snow White movie that doesn't feature a simpering, cleavage-heaving twit who does nothing but whistle, cook, and clean for laborers all the live-long day. Here's our girl Kristen Stewart looking bad ass even in a dress, on the set of her latest film, Snow White and the Huntsman. I'll definitely probably be seeing this, maybe.
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Or at least the cheating part is, anyway. Don't quite know that Demi would have the guts to kick Ashton to the curb, especially since he's doing the whole prime-time television thing now AND the fact that her Twitter handle is 'MrsKutcher'. New reports have surfaced that there was some credibility to original allegations that Ashton was cheating on Demi with a 21-year-old woman named Sara Leal. Evidence has it that the blonde woman getting into Ashton's vehicle on the night the supposed affair went down is the aforementioned Sara Leal, and that the affair not only happened, but ...
I saw the first one when it came out a couple years back, and I thought it flat-out sucked. Yeah, there were definitely some creepy-assed moments (when the chick stood next to her boyfriend's side of the bed and, like, stared at him for three hours or whatever? Ugh. Sometimes my paranoid, overactive imagination imagines that there's someone standing over my bedside, creeping down on me), but on the whole, the movie really blew. Then they went and made a Paranormal Activity 2, and that one I act...
Remember these delectable (OK, generally disappointing but still alright) shots of Scarlett Johansson in the buff? It turns out she's really, really pissed off about them. Like, still. Even though she raised a bunch of additional awareness about herself on the interwebs, she's still pretty upset, but I suppose we can't all be one of the most desirable women - at least physically - in the world with grown men just falling at our feet, powerless to combat our tits feminine wiles. Here are a few choice quotes from a CNN interview:
"Just beca...