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Morning Wood

photo of amanda knox pictures photos pics Who used to dabble in gay prostitution? [The Superficial] Ridiculous sex products. [The Frisky] Diddy apologizes for being a douche. [TMZ] Wes Craven's fears. [Starpulse] New George Harrison documentary. [LA Times] Jennifer Aniston CRIES. [Socialite Life] More Rihanna with no pants. [Yeeeah] LeAnn Rimes' secret addiction. [Amy Grindhouse] Movie characters that were too sexy to die. [Pajiba] Amanda Knox is on her way home. [Cele|bitchy] More Britney tour photos. [The Superficial]...

Ryan Gosling Needs Your Help

photo of hot ryan gosling pictures photos pics According to Mr. Maybe-Hottest-Man-Alive, he doesn't think he's all that attractive. In fact, he'd probably go as far as to say that he's funny-looking. And I say that with some certainty, because he said something similar: "I'm not that good looking. I think I’m a pretty weird-looking guy. Every role I got up until The Notebook was the weirdo, freak, psychopath, nerd, outsider character guy. I think things have changed." Well, Ryan, as if you didn't know, you are the hotness. And even when you ...

Caption This – Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of courtney stodden bikini pictures photos hot white nudes It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s Britney Spears photo: George "Better check the beaming machine, Scotty, it seems to b...

Hey, Did You Know That Someone Rammed Their Car Into LeAnn Rimes’ House?

photo of leann rimes pictures car ran into house photos pics Because they did! And I know a lot of you guys probably immediately thought of the EB staff here when you heard the news, but I can assure you: I've been sick as hell for the past few days, and though I wouldn't put it past myself to do something like that normally, I just haven't been up for it. I'm not sure what Jenn was doing when all this went down, but personally, I'd be looking at Emily before anyone. I mean, the three of us have all got a bit of malice concern when it comes to LeAnn, but she and Emily? Guys, they go way back. What LeAnn...

Afternoon Delight

photo of nicole richie photoshop pictures photos pics Lindsay Lohan's latest upskirt. [The Superficial] Picture him on top of you, OK? [Lainey Gossip] Evangeline Lilly looks awesome for just having a baby, and for just being a human being. [Starpulse] Kristen Stewart talks Twilight in new interview. [theBERRY] And here's her latest bikini body. [Socialite Life] Madonna gets back up on that horse. [TMZ] Want a beer-scented vaginal wipe? [The Frisky] Jessica Biel: pregnant. [Cele|bitchy] Tara Reid's making shit for the latest American Pie movie. [Popbytes] Hank Williams compares Obama to Hitler. [Huff Po] The 'King of Infomercials' commits ...

Taylor Swift Has a Concert, T.I. (… Wait, What?) Joins Her On Stage

First. UNNHH. How hot is T.I.? I'm not one to crush on the rapper-types, as I find a lot of them kind of pretentious and crappy and self-involved, but T.I. is HOT HOT HOT. Taylor Swift, on the other hand? Well. I don't know. Not so much. You know how we kind of collectively feel about Taylor Swift around these parts, so I'll give her a free pass on this one and move on to the good points. How about all that screaming? I didn't know there were many Taylor Swift fans that were also T.I. fans, and vice versa. Sorry about the poor audio. You know how it goes sometimes. /> First. UNNHH. How hot is T.I.? I'm not one to crush on the rapper-types, as I find a lot of them kind of pretentious and crappy and self-involved, but T.I. is HOT HOT HOT. Taylor Swift, on the other hand? Well. I don't know. Not so much. You know how we kind of collectively feel about Taylor Swift around these parts, so I'll give her a free pass on this one and move on to the good points. How about all that screaming? I didn't know there were many Taylor Swift fans that were also T.I. fans, an...

Armani is Already Releasing Megan Fox Christmas Photos

photo of megan fox armani christmas photos pics I can't say that I'm complaining, since Megan's so gorgeous now that the Botox is finally kind of going away and her regular face is morphing back into itself. That's a good thing, and Megan herself is looking way, way better than she used to, but I still maintain my position that Megan is gorgeous even without the Photoshop. It's kind of like using spray tanner on Snooki to make her look even tanner. Some things just can't be made any better - or worse - than they are on their own. On the whole, Photoshop's efforts do nothing for Megan's looks. Photoshop positively melts under the influence of Megan...

Morning Wood

photo of hot joseph gordon levitt pictures photos Details of Ashton Kutcher's recent fling with Sara Leal. [Bossip] James Marsden is the father of January Jones' baby. [The Superficial] Orlando Bloom caught mooning over this woman. [Lainey Gossip] An Arrested Development movie? [Starpulse] Jack is apparently still looking for Rose. [theBERRY] Seth Rogen got married. [Cele|bitchy] David Beckham and his three boys. [INFDaily] Joseph Gordon-Levitt does a magazine cover. [Amy Grindhouse] Melissa McCarthy kicks SNL ass. [The F...

Amy Winehouse’s Last Lover Breaks his Silence

photo of reg traviss pictures and amy winehouse photos pics Reg Traviss, right? Him. The one who was supposedly with Amy - but not with Amy, as other media outlets report - when she passed away has some pretty nice, posthumous things to say about my fallen angel, and while it should probably make those who mourn Amy feel a sort of consolation because they now know that there was someone else out there who saw in Amy what they, themselves, did, it only makes me sadder. Traviss on Amy's energy level and the toll it took on her fragile body: "From time ...

Madam Tussaud’s Got Lazy With Rihanna’s New Wax Figure

photo of rihanna pictures madam tussauds wax figures photos pics Something look familiar to you in this picture? Like maybe it was the exact same figure that was "unveiled" back in August, just with different clothes, hair, and makeup? Because it is. See?: I mean, I'm not saying that they should re-sculpt or re-manufacture another entirely new wax figure for every celebrity on the regular (especially someone like Rihanna, or worse, Fergie), but let's at least try to space the new model release out from the prior, you know? ...

Courtney Stodden Claims Her Body Doesn’t Have a Resin Identification Code

photo of courtney stodden bikini photo shoot pictures nipslip photo You know those things on the bottoms of recyclable containers? The little numbers encircled (entriangled?) in the "Recycle!" symbol? No? Oh for f*ck's sake. These things: I'm betting that these suckers are all over Courtney's body, hidden delicately between the subtle folds of her soft, adolescent skin, just waiting to be discovered in photos like the ones above. Yup. Like the one up there where Courtney's man has a seagull feather stuck behind his ear. THAT'S DISGUSTING. Doesn't he know how ...

Tupac Has a Sex Tape

photo of tupac shakur oral sex pictures photos sex tape pics Does that kind of creep any of you out? That boyfriend there has this sex tape, and people are only now talking about it, like, almost two decades after he's been in the ground? I'm making grim faces, guys. Consider me put the eff off. From TMZ: The tape, shot in 1991, begins with a bunch of groupies in a living room during a house party. Tupac walks into the room with his pants down to his ankles, his shirt off ... sporting several chains. Tupac -- whose head is shaved -- pulls one of the women toward him, and she begins performing oral sex. As she does her thing, an unreleased song of Tupac's is playing in the back...