It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
How cheating gets you "closer" to your wife according to the stars. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth and Cameron Diaz BFFs (yes, for real). [Lainey Gossip]
"Bloated" is not the word. [Starpulse]
I think you should meet Matt Lanter. BECAUSE HE'S HOT. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman talks awkward sex. [Socialite Life]
Did T.O. overdose? [TMZ]
A bed that's a blanket that's a couch? Sign me up. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's due WHEN?! [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham's new tattoo. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna, riding it. [Bitten and Bound]
... And this is her new boyfriend, too. [Popbytes]
...
Strap yourselves in, folks! Well, in a year or so, anyway. Don't jump the gun quite yet. From People:
"I think we want to figure out where he's going to play an where we're going to live [first]," Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he'll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.
But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: "Give us a year."
Hm. Is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian baby? Wait, no, let me back ...
Any idea who this bouncing-boobed beauty is? Here's a few hints if that didn't give it away:
- As of recent, she's been every hair color under the sun
- Her husband wears more eyeliner than anyone I know
- Girlfriend is supposedly as successful as Michael Jackson, I guess, but I have some pretty strong reservations about that business
Jump in to find out who it is!
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I'm not even going to spend time criticizing Christina's outfit, because it's not even worth it. The girl has absolutely no regard for choosing flattering outfits, or, an idea that I'm finding is probably more accurate, has stylists that like to make her the butt of jokes on the interwebs. And that hair? Good Lord, son.
The rest of the folks in attendance, folks like sister LaToya, Michael's kids, Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis, Jamie Foxx and his gigantic penis, Gladys Knight, and Smokey Robinson, ju...
Another reason why Kris Jenner is apparently a shitty mom. [The Superficial]
Princess Bride reunion? [Lainey Gossip]
Where Beyonce got her new video inspiration. [Bossip]
Sandra Bullock and her adorable son are pirates. [Starpulse]
Celebrities all rain-soaked and stuff. [theBERRY]
Frankly, I'm grossed out by Tom Cruise sticking his finger up Katie Holmes' ass. [Cele|bitchy]
LeAnn Rimes doesn't think we understand weight loss. [The Superficial]
Divorce is imminent. [Amy Grindhouse]
5 Lessons we learned from Steve Jobs. [The Frisky]...
OK, quick question and answer session - Q: can you guess why Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling's latest squeeze piece?
A: Just watch the video and stop answering my stupid questions. You've got your answer in the flesh right up there and yes I'm a bitter shrew.
(But yeah, you're totally right, this might be the worst video I've ever laid my eyes upon.) />
OK, quick question and answer session - Q: can you guess why Eva Mendes is Ryan Gosling's latest squeeze piece?
A: Just watch the video and stop answering my stupid questions. You've got your answer in the flesh right up there and yes I'm a bitter shrew.
(But yeah, you're totally right, this might be the worst video I've ever laid my eyes upon.)...
I think it's actually really sweet that she traveled all that way to have a sing-along with a bunch of underprivileged kids. Kids that apparently love this bitch, just judging by the way they all went nuts over her appearance. And what was Miley doing in Haiti, you ask? Well, she was volunteering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation, which helps provide hearing aids to those with impairments.
Anyway, the video is totally heart-touching. Despite that I took six years of French, I can't understand a word of what's being said (it's completely true when they say "use it or lose it"), but part of the big appeal is that Miley showed up looking like ... well, Miley. I don't generally have a good many things to say about girlfriend here, but here goes: she appears to be as real as they come, and I don't think there's really much pretentious pretense about her, at least as evidenced by this video.
Good for you, Miley. />
I think it's actually really sweet that she traveled all that way to have a sing-along with a bunch of underprivileged kids. Kids that apparently love this bitch, just judging by the way they all went nuts over her appearance. And what was Miley doing in Haiti, you ask? Well, she was volunteering with the Starkey Hearing Foundation, which helps provide hearing aids to those with impairments.
Anyway, the video is totally heart-touching. Despite that I took six years of French, I can't under...
"It's never been a secret in my personal life – I've just never been asked by the press. I've used it, I like it, it works well for me. That's just the simple truth. I found I've been able to use it and have full expression and look really normal. I found the frown line was distracting me – I was conscious of it. Now I'm not."
Well, Courtney Thorne-Smith, I wouldn't exactly say you're "normal-looking" now, post-Botox, because frankly, the areas around your browbone and the bridge of y...
"I said to myself, 'I'm an awesome naked lady.'"
Evan Rachel Wood to Elle, on how she prepares for nude scenes.
I don't think you'd find too many hard-pressed to disagree here. She's a lady. She's hot, and when she's naked, she's probably even hotter. I wouldn't know, though, because all I can think about when I hear the words "Evan Rachel Wood" and "nudes" in the same sentence is Marilyn Manson, baby powder, and explicit, bloody home photos. And that's just not that hot.
How abou...
Such a sad little story for a little family to endure. If you guessed it was Bindi and Bob Irwin, son of deceased "Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin, you're right - and if you don't think she's the spitting image of her father, then I don't know what you tell you. GET SOME GLASSES. She looks just like him.
Either way, hasn't she just grown up to be the most adorable little lady? And how about their boy, Bob? Adorable. ...
Hey everybody! This is Sophia Grace Brownlee, singing Nicki Minaj's 'Super Bass'. Are you frightened yet? Hold your horses: she also performs Keri Hilson's 'Turn My Swag On'. But back to 'Superbass', you all know the lyrics to this song, right? If not, well, here they are in their uncensored entirety:
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he real, he might got a deal
He pop bottles and he got the right kind of build
He cold, he dope, he might sell coke
He always in the air, but he never fly coach
He a muthaf*ckin trip, trip, sailor of the ship, ship
When he make it drip, drip kiss him on the lip, lip
That's the kind of dude I was lookin' for
And yes you'll get slapped if you're lookin' ho
I said, excuse me you're a hell of a guy
I mean my, my, my, my you're like pelican fly
I mean, you're so shy and I'm loving your tie
You're like slicker than the guy with the thing on his eye, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
This one is for the boys in the Polos
Entrepreneur niggas in the moguls
He could ball with the crew, he could solo
But I think I like him better when he dolo
And I think I like him better with the fitted cap on
He ain't even gotta try to put the mac on
He just gotta give me that look, when he give me that look
Then the panties comin' off, off, unh
Excuse me, you're a hell of a guy
You know I really got a thing for American guys
I mean, sigh, sickenin' eyes
I can tell that you're in touch with your feminine side, oh
Yes I did, yes I did
Somebody please tell him who the eff I is
I am Nicki Minaj, I mack them dudes up
Back coupes up, and chuck the deuce up
Boy you got my heartbeat runnin' away
Beating like a drum and it's coming your way
Can't you hear that boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass?
He got that super bass
Boom, badoom, boom
Boom, badoom, boom bass
Yeah that's that super bass
Sophia Grace Brownlee, huh? She does a better job than Nicki Minaj. I personally prefer Sophia's version, but that's just me. Also, if you played the video back a second time to see if Sophia's mother allowed her to say "motherfu*ckin'," then you're not alone. I DID TOO.
Here's Sophia's kicked-up version of 'Turn My Swag On'.
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Hey everybody! This is Sophia Grace Brownlee, singing Nicki Minaj's 'Super Bass'. Are you frightened yet? Hold your horses: she also performs Keri Hilson's 'Turn My Swag On'. But back to 'Superbass', you all know the lyrics to this song, right? If not, well, here they are in their uncensored entirety:
This one is for the boys with the boomin' system
Top down, AC with the coolin' system
When he come up in the club, he be blazin' up
Got stacks on deck like he savin' up
And he ill, he re...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Courtney Stodden photo: Challis
"This is actually the preferred mating stance for th...
How cheating gets you "closer" to your wife according to the stars. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth and Cameron Diaz BFFs (yes, for real). [Lainey Gossip]
"Bloated" is not the word. [Starpulse]
I think you should meet Matt Lanter. BECAUSE HE'S HOT. [theBERRY]
Hugh Jackman talks awkward sex. [Socialite Life]
Did T.O. overdose? [TMZ]
A bed that's a blanket that's a couch? Sign me up. [The Frisky]
Beyonce's due WHEN?! [Cele|bitchy]
David Beckham's new tattoo. [Socialite Life]
Rihanna, riding it. [Bitten and Bound]
... And this is her new boyfriend, too. [Popbytes]
...
Strap yourselves in, folks! Well, in a year or so, anyway. Don't jump the gun quite yet. From People:
"I think we want to figure out where he's going to play an where we're going to live [first]," Kardashian, 30, told Ryan Seacrest Friday on his KIIS-FM radio show of her plans to start a family with husband Kris Humphries, who is unsure which basketball team he'll play for while the NBA lockout is in effect.
But, she added cryptically, they will be thinking about the prospected date soon: "Give us a year."
Hm. Is the world quite ready for a Kim Kardashian baby? Wait, no, let me back ...
Any idea who this bouncing-boobed beauty is? Here's a few hints if that didn't give it away:
- As of recent, she's been every hair color under the sun
- Her husband wears more eyeliner than anyone I know
- Girlfriend is supposedly as successful as Michael Jackson, I guess, but I have some pretty strong reservations about that business
Jump in to find out who it is!
Read More...
I'm not even going to spend time criticizing Christina's outfit, because it's not even worth it. The girl has absolutely no regard for choosing flattering outfits, or, an idea that I'm finding is probably more accurate, has stylists that like to make her the butt of jokes on the interwebs. And that hair? Good Lord, son.
The rest of the folks in attendance, folks like sister LaToya, Michael's kids, Ne-Yo, Leona Lewis, Jamie Foxx and his gigantic penis, Gladys Knight, and Smokey Robinson, ju...
Another reason why Kris Jenner is apparently a shitty mom. [The Superficial]
Princess Bride reunion? [Lainey Gossip]
Where Beyonce got her new video inspiration. [Bossip]
Sandra Bullock and her adorable son are pirates. [Starpulse]
Celebrities all rain-soaked and stuff. [theBERRY]
Frankly, I'm grossed out by Tom Cruise sticking his finger up Katie Holmes' ass. [Cele|bitchy]
LeAnn Rimes doesn't think we understand weight loss. [The Superficial]
Divorce is imminent. [Amy Grindhouse]
5 Lessons we learned from Steve Jobs. [The Frisky]...
"It's never been a secret in my personal life – I've just never been asked by the press. I've used it, I like it, it works well for me. That's just the simple truth. I found I've been able to use it and have full expression and look really normal. I found the frown line was distracting me – I was conscious of it. Now I'm not."
Well, Courtney Thorne-Smith, I wouldn't exactly say you're "normal-looking" now, post-Botox, because frankly, the areas around your browbone and the bridge of y...
"I said to myself, 'I'm an awesome naked lady.'"
Evan Rachel Wood to Elle, on how she prepares for nude scenes.
I don't think you'd find too many hard-pressed to disagree here. She's a lady. She's hot, and when she's naked, she's probably even hotter. I wouldn't know, though, because all I can think about when I hear the words "Evan Rachel Wood" and "nudes" in the same sentence is Marilyn Manson, baby powder, and explicit, bloody home photos. And that's just not that hot.
How abou...
Such a sad little story for a little family to endure. If you guessed it was Bindi and Bob Irwin, son of deceased "Croc Hunter" Steve Irwin, you're right - and if you don't think she's the spitting image of her father, then I don't know what you tell you. GET SOME GLASSES. She looks just like him.
Either way, hasn't she just grown up to be the most adorable little lady? And how about their boy, Bob? Adorable. ...