Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Yup, Milla Jovovich Still Has It

photo of milla jovovich hot photo s moda magazine spain spanish pics This is Milla's latest shoot for Spanish magazine, S Moda, and all I can say is DAMN. DAMN, Milla. Isn't this the same Milla that put on, like, eighty pounds during a pregnancy a few years back? And she looks like this now? Where have we all gone wrong?? [gallery columns="4"]...

The Divide Trailer is … Um, Interesting, I Guess?

The official description of the flick, which will be released later in the year, talks about survivors of a nuclear blast, who squirreled themselves away for "days" after an attack. Acording to the trailer, however, they appear to be rescued at some point, but not before axing one another up, ripping off one another's fingernails, setting themselves on fire, and generally becoming a nuisance to themselves and each other. Note to self and those who live around me? If there's ever a nuclear holocaust in my area, I want to be alone. /> The official description of the flick, which will be released later in the year, talks about survivors of a nuclear blast, who squirreled themselves away for "days" after an attack. Acording to the trailer, however, they appear to be rescued at some point, but not before axing one another up, ripping off one another's fingernails, setting themselves on fire, and generally becoming a nuisance to themselves and each other. Note to self and those who live around me? If there's ever a nuclear hol...

Love It or Leave It: Kate Hudson Goes Brunette

photo of kate hudson movie the reluctant fundamentalist pictures photos 2013 movies pics Look, it's a dark-haired Kate Hudson! And you know what? I kind of like it. She sort of reminds me of Darlene Connor, and that can never really be a bad thing. Anyway, the brunette hair is for a movie Hudson's filming, The Reluctant Fundamentalist, which hits theaters in 2013. From IMDB: A young Pakistani man working on Wall Street finds his approach to life changes after 9/11. The film also stars Kiefer (yay!) Sutherland and Liev Schreiber, but you probably don't have to worry about seeing this. I ...

Morning Wood

photo of salma hayek pictures photos pics Gwyneth Paltrow tried to run a paparazzi over on her bike. [The Superficial] Jen and Justin wear matching everything now. [Lainey Gossip] Nicki Minaj's unbelievable new boobs. [Bossip] This is really the sexiest woman alive? [Starpulse] All of Kristen Stewart's teachers failed her. [The Blemish] Kelly Rowland and her fake boobs. [TMZ] The games of your childhood. [theBERRY] First photos of January Jones' adorable baby boy. [Huff Po] Kris Humphries' wedding band is GONE. [Hollywood Dame] Rachel Zoe dumps her man. [Socialite Life] Salma Hayek was born to be a wife and mother. [Cel...

Sara Leal Opens Up About Ashton Kutcher

photo of ashton kutcher and sara leal pictures photos Well this just may be the final nail in the coffin of Demi and Ashton's marriage: alleged mistress Sara Leal, who was advised a mere week ago to deactivate all of her social networking sites and avoid making any public appearances or statements by a real, live lawyer, has broken her silence and is now talking about her escapade with Ashton, which is said to have occurred on his 6th wedding anniversary. Leal says that the two had met weeks prior, and had arranged to meet at a hotel later on in the month: "He just came up and kissed me. I didn’t think it was out of the ordin...

Quotables: PETA Blasts Mischa Barton for Being Insensitive to Cows

photo of mischa barton licking raw meat photo shoot tyler shields pics "This raw meat stuff is getting old and may not only hurt and kill cows, it may hurt Mischa, because so much meat is infected with salmonella, E. coli, and campylobacter that licking it is like licking a toilet. In addition to this being completely unoriginal, it's completely callous—flesh from a tortured animal isn't a joke, isn't camp, and isn't cool. Meat is full of blood, is produced with violence, and causes great suffering." OK, so while I agree that licking raw meat (ugh, I shudder...

One Last Time: Is Jessica Simpson Pregnant OR NOT?

photo of jessica simpson pictures pregnant photos pics Oh Jessica. What's the deal here? If you're pregnant, just admit it already. I'm so tired of being stuck in the is-she-isn't-she limbo; it's hard on me, and it's hard on our readers, I think. If you've got a bun in the oven, just say so - if not? Well. Just never mind then, I suppose. Either way, we've stuck with you through both thick and thin - you owe us at least that much at the very least. What do you guys have to say? {democracy:261} Refer to the photos in the gallery for more evidence. [gallery columns="4"]...

I’m Just Not That Excited About The Avengers Trailer, Scarlett Johansson

I mean, I know you really, really, really want me to be, and it's really the only thing that's going on in your little bubble of life right now, but I just don't have it in me to do it, sweetheart. You kicked the Eternal Douche Ryan Reynolds to the curb, and I respected you for that. I felt you as an artist branching out on her own, not wanting to be held back by the constraints of a partner with sub-par acting skills in sub-par movies, a partner who's main decisions in life amounted to "Which of the three same douchey plots should I act in this month" and "Which gym should I go to today." Then you started dating Sean Penn, and just because I have an older-man-fetish thing myself, I thought it was kind of hot. Then, when he decided that he wanted to move onto some younger poon, you had to be That Girl and cling, cling, cling, and I? Well, I shook my head in sadness and moderate disbelief. After that, it all went downhill. You released some unimpressive nudes and threatened to have the FBI shoot up our doors for having the sheer audacity to look at them, and then you balked and talked about how much your privacy means to you. But OK, girl. If this is how you want to play, have at it. I'm still not going to see your silly movie, though, understand? /> I mean, I know you really, really, really want me to be, and it's really the only thing that's going on in your little bubble of life right now, but I just don't have it in me to do it, sweetheart. You kicked the Eternal Douche Ryan Reynolds to the curb, and I respected you for that. I felt you as an artist branching out on her own, not wanting to be held back by the constraints of a partner with sub-par acting skills in sub-par movies, a partner who's main decisions in life amounted to "Which of the three same douchey plots should I act in this month" and "Which gym should I go to today." Then you started dating Sean Penn, and just because I have ...

Mischa Barton is in Some Serious Need of a Good Dental Hygienist

photo of mischa barton pictures tyler shields nudes chewing on raw meat pics And it's not even because girlfriend here is chewing on raw meat. She'd need a good gastro doctor for that, 'cause I have no doubts that shit's been sitting out for awhile. SALMONELLA. You know how long these photo shoots sometimes take. Just ask Robert Pattinson - he had to sit about and percolate in the horrid waxy stench of vagina for hours. Can you just imagine how long that slab of eye round's been laying around? BOTULISM. No, the reason Mischa needs a good cleaning (and maybe even deep sca...

Morning Wood

photo of michelle yeoh pictures hot tits cleavage pics Lindsay stole $90k. [The Superficial] 12 Celebrities occupying Wall Street. [The Frisky] Kelsey Grammer wants his ex-wife gagged. [TMZ] Selena Gomez's teeny-weenie shorts. [Starpulse] More reasons to love Michelle Yeoh. [Lainey Gossip] How Rosie got back on TV. [LA Times] Paz de la Huerta nudes! Paz de la Huerta nudes! [Yeeeah] Alexander Skarsgard has sex when he's bored. [Socialite Life] Justin Bieber is "in love" with someone other than himself. [Amy Grindhouse] 11 TV actors who might go big. ...

Johnny Depp is Apparently a Drunken Hot Public Mess These Days

Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that Johnny Depp goes by the first name 'Johnny,' like, for real. I mean, 'Johnny'? Is that even cool? What would you do if you knew a guy that seriously referred to himself as 'Johnny'? Wouldn't you think he was kind of a tool, too? I don't know what's going on with our boy here lately, but something's apparently amiss. I just hope it doesn't affect production of Pirates of the Caribbean 5-28, because that would really f*ck my world up something big. /> Well this is pretty interesting. Falling down drunk, doing interviews (surprising all on its own) complete with inappropriate rape analogies, and you know what? I just truly realized that Johnny Depp goes by the first name 'Johnny,' like, for real. I mean, 'Johnny'? Is that even cool? What would you do if you knew a guy that seriously referred to himself as 'Johnny'? Wouldn't you think he was kind of a tool, too? I don't know what's going on with our boy here lately, but something's appar...

Ashton and Demi Go Camping to Make Their Marriage All Better

photo of ashton kutcher and demi moore camping trying to save marriage pictures photos pics OK, first of all, how creepy is it that people can't go CAMPING without photographers lurking in the dark shadows of the trees? That really freaks me out. I mean, me, when I go camping, I worry. I worry about bears (had one rush our campsite once), hook-wielding insane asylum escapees (too many scary stories as a kid), and backwoods Deliverance fiends, and yet people like Ashton and Demi have to worry about people intentionally hiding, intentionally skulking around in the forest behind them?...