You know who looks good without makeup? LeAnn Rimes does. I know it's a rarity that we here at Evil Beet have a lot of positive things to say about She-of-the-Bone, but I'm totally not lying or exaggerating when I say that she looks better than a lot of other female actresses do when they dare to go bare.
She even looks moderately healthy in these photos. I don't know if she's put on a few pounds or if she's just got some mad gas, but something's working for the lady here today, and it's ...
Joey Lawrence is JACKED. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake all rappin' and stuff. [Lainey Gossip]
Apparently Rihanna is a slut for what she wears. [Bossip]
Analyzing child stars. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian is already getting divorced? [Cele|bitchy]
Haley Joel Osment got fat. [Starpulse]
Shirtless men. [theBERRY]
More Photoshop disasters. [Yeeeah]
Orlando Bloom looks like a turtle, is a good dad. [INFDaily]
Yes, she should wear pants ALWAYS. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's porn double is hotter than Lindsay Lohan. [The S...
Now they're releasing what they're calling a "wedding featurette," which is really just all of the scenes you've already seen via video and photo stills, but now with added interviews (which you probably saw here, or elsewhere, yesterday) and lots of shiny white teeth (except for Pattinson's - his are downright dingy, am I right?).
But don't let me fool you - I'm as excited about this as the next Twihard (even though I refuse to associate myself with that word, because I'm not as, um, frantic about it all). I'm extra proud, too, because MY engagement ring looks almost identical to Bella Swan's, except that mine's more rounded rather than oval, and I GOT MINE SIX YEARS AGO. I was also married first, but hey. Who's keeping score anyway? ... Firsties! />
Now they're releasing what they're calling a "wedding featurette," which is really just all of the scenes you've already seen via video and photo stills, but now with added interviews (which you probably saw here, or elsewhere, yesterday) and lots of shiny white teeth (except for Pattinson's - his are downright dingy, am I right?).
But don't let me fool you - I'm as excited about this as the next Twihard (even though I refuse to associate myself with that word, because I'm not as, um, frantic about it all). I'm extra proud...
OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you've ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.
Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly when she's acting in independent films and not trying to be a vapid seductress all of the time. She's an OK kid. But this commercial or whatever ... my goodness, guys. It's the height of laughability. />
OH. MY GOD. Is this not the cheesiest video ad you've ever seen in your entire life? I mean, yeah, it was supposed to be over-the-top Old Hollywood, but this? Oh man. This is just Bad with a capital B. And was it scripted, or did she come up with all of this smarmy, saccharine BS herself? Those little muscles between my ribcage? Those bitches have a serious hurt on right now, because I just laughed myself into spasms and almost-incontinence.
Seriously, though, I like Scarlett, I do. Mostly ...
If these photos aren't evidence enough, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you grew up with a homemade chocolate chip cookie-baking mom who wore aprons and pressed your pants every night before school, but Kate Gosselin is not that mom. Nope, guys, Kate Gosselin is the mom who constantly bitches and moans and though she shops for articles of clothing with names like Balenciaga, Ferragamo, and Fend and spends thousands on her hair, she makes her kids shop at Old Navy and then yells at them in public as they walk to the car, seemingly empty-handed.
Ac...
Justin Bieber allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with this chick. Who's name is Macarena. [The Superficial]
Inspired by Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Something about this new couple that I just hate. [The Superficial]
Girl, it's a girl! [Starpulse]
Courtney Love's in trouble again. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin's family portraits. [INFDaily]
James Franco pulls out. [Huff Po]
The boy, who IS his son, will not testify. [CDL]
When men cuddle dogs. [Caught on Set]
Lindsay is unfulfilled. [Lai...
For her video that is, her new video for just-released single 'We Found Love,' which seems to be an almost-spin-off of her former relationship with Chris Brown. The dude in the video even has the same hairstyle and color as Chris had at one point. The only thing that appears to be different is that I don't think Rihanna puked ribbons, and I don't think Chris Brown was as soulful as this guy is (he doesn't have a soul, remember?).
The video itself is pretty neat and there are a lot of cool visuals. However, it hits just a little bit too close to home to be comfortable with, and I don't think the Chris Brown comparisons are going to stop here. />
For her video that is, her new video for just-released single 'We Found Love,' which seems to be an almost-spin-off of her former relationship with Chris Brown. The dude in the video even has the same hairstyle and color as Chris had at one point. The only thing that appears to be different is that I don't think Rihanna puked ribbons, and I don't think Chris Brown was as soulful as this guy is (he doesn't have a soul, remember?).
The video itself is pretty neat and there are a lot of coo...
Do any of you covet freckles? I do. I kind of have this odd olive skin that more often looks yellow when I don't have a summer tan, and I think freckles are just darling. And now that Lindsay Lohan kind of melted her skin with all of the meth and crack, and it's almost impossible to admire her formerly-lovely skin, we'll just have to go and settle for Ali. I know it's kind of like preferring Ashlee Simpson to Jessica, but it's the sign of the times in which we live, guys. ALI LOHAN FOREVER.
[gallery co...
This was the end result of Lindsay's court stint yesterday, where she was reprimanded and told to come back November 2nd for sentencing. Lindsay, as Emily noted, has to work two full eight-hour days at the LA County Morgue (hopefully doing the really nasty-ass stuff, not just answering phones and tagging toes) before that date.
All I can say is "Please please please get arrested seven more times, Lindsay, because I really want to make a calendar happen." ...
All tits, weird legs. [The Superficial]
Maybe Lindsay will go to jail, maybe she won't. [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrity Halloween costumes. [Starpulse]
Hot Russian ... ice girls? [Busted Coverage]
Jason Biggs needs to lay off the pie. [Socialite Life]
John Stamos as Elvis? [Seriously OMG]
Rihanna's new video about Chris Brown? [The Frisky]
Bradley Cooper's face all busted up. [Caught on Set]
20 Best posthumously-released films. [Pajiba]
Stars attend the newly reopened Studio 54. [theBERRY]
Taylor Swift whines about being single. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Wait, they're divo...
Sometimes, I think, we need that break from things actually making sense and having rhyme and reason behind them. Sometimes we just need to do random acts of kindness, and by doing that, passing the love and paying it all forward. Plus, I never get to participate in these nifty Caption This contests that we have, so this one, guys? Is going to be all for me.
Best captions for the above Katy Perry photo:
- "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!)."
- “If a kid asks ...
OK! is definitely a step above, say, the Enquirer, or worse, Star, but a tabloid is still a tabloid no matter what you call it and how professional your layout looks. But hey, by the looks of things from our end, Jess is definitely pregnant, and OK! is the first almost-magazine to publish the story. From OK!:
Dressed in a flowing striped maxi dress, a beaming Jessica Simpson smiled as she arrived for a baby shower at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica. The performer, along with her mom, Tina; sister, Ashlee; and 2-year-old nephew, Bronx, was a...
You know who looks good without makeup? LeAnn Rimes does. I know it's a rarity that we here at Evil Beet have a lot of positive things to say about She-of-the-Bone, but I'm totally not lying or exaggerating when I say that she looks better than a lot of other female actresses do when they dare to go bare.
She even looks moderately healthy in these photos. I don't know if she's put on a few pounds or if she's just got some mad gas, but something's working for the lady here today, and it's ...
Joey Lawrence is JACKED. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake all rappin' and stuff. [Lainey Gossip]
Apparently Rihanna is a slut for what she wears. [Bossip]
Analyzing child stars. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian is already getting divorced? [Cele|bitchy]
Haley Joel Osment got fat. [Starpulse]
Shirtless men. [theBERRY]
More Photoshop disasters. [Yeeeah]
Orlando Bloom looks like a turtle, is a good dad. [INFDaily]
Yes, she should wear pants ALWAYS. [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan's porn double is hotter than Lindsay Lohan. [The S...
If these photos aren't evidence enough, I don't know what to tell you. Maybe you grew up with a homemade chocolate chip cookie-baking mom who wore aprons and pressed your pants every night before school, but Kate Gosselin is not that mom. Nope, guys, Kate Gosselin is the mom who constantly bitches and moans and though she shops for articles of clothing with names like Balenciaga, Ferragamo, and Fend and spends thousands on her hair, she makes her kids shop at Old Navy and then yells at them in public as they walk to the car, seemingly empty-handed.
Ac...
Justin Bieber allegedly cheated on Selena Gomez with this chick. Who's name is Macarena. [The Superficial]
Inspired by Ryan Gosling. [Lainey Gossip]
Something about this new couple that I just hate. [The Superficial]
Girl, it's a girl! [Starpulse]
Courtney Love's in trouble again. [ICYDK]
Kate Gosselin's family portraits. [INFDaily]
James Franco pulls out. [Huff Po]
The boy, who IS his son, will not testify. [CDL]
When men cuddle dogs. [Caught on Set]
Lindsay is unfulfilled. [Lai...
Do any of you covet freckles? I do. I kind of have this odd olive skin that more often looks yellow when I don't have a summer tan, and I think freckles are just darling. And now that Lindsay Lohan kind of melted her skin with all of the meth and crack, and it's almost impossible to admire her formerly-lovely skin, we'll just have to go and settle for Ali. I know it's kind of like preferring Ashlee Simpson to Jessica, but it's the sign of the times in which we live, guys. ALI LOHAN FOREVER.
[gallery co...
This was the end result of Lindsay's court stint yesterday, where she was reprimanded and told to come back November 2nd for sentencing. Lindsay, as Emily noted, has to work two full eight-hour days at the LA County Morgue (hopefully doing the really nasty-ass stuff, not just answering phones and tagging toes) before that date.
All I can say is "Please please please get arrested seven more times, Lindsay, because I really want to make a calendar happen." ...
All tits, weird legs. [The Superficial]
Maybe Lindsay will go to jail, maybe she won't. [Lainey Gossip]
Celebrity Halloween costumes. [Starpulse]
Hot Russian ... ice girls? [Busted Coverage]
Jason Biggs needs to lay off the pie. [Socialite Life]
John Stamos as Elvis? [Seriously OMG]
Rihanna's new video about Chris Brown? [The Frisky]
Bradley Cooper's face all busted up. [Caught on Set]
20 Best posthumously-released films. [Pajiba]
Stars attend the newly reopened Studio 54. [theBERRY]
Taylor Swift whines about being single. [I'm Not Obsessed]
Wait, they're divo...
Sometimes, I think, we need that break from things actually making sense and having rhyme and reason behind them. Sometimes we just need to do random acts of kindness, and by doing that, passing the love and paying it all forward. Plus, I never get to participate in these nifty Caption This contests that we have, so this one, guys? Is going to be all for me.
Best captions for the above Katy Perry photo:
- "Put that thing back where it came from or so help me (so help me!)."
- “If a kid asks ...
OK! is definitely a step above, say, the Enquirer, or worse, Star, but a tabloid is still a tabloid no matter what you call it and how professional your layout looks. But hey, by the looks of things from our end, Jess is definitely pregnant, and OK! is the first almost-magazine to publish the story. From OK!:
Dressed in a flowing striped maxi dress, a beaming Jessica Simpson smiled as she arrived for a baby shower at the Ivy at the Shore restaurant in Santa Monica. The performer, along with her mom, Tina; sister, Ashlee; and 2-year-old nephew, Bronx, was a...