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Nicki Minaj is Real Classy

photo of nicki minaj boob job pictures photos fake tits picture Apparently a lot of trashy crap went down at Nicki Minaj's house this past weekend and we missed it! From TMZ: Law enforcement tells us, a couple of weeks ago, Nicki's maid took a photo of the singer out of the trash and then asked Nicki to sign it. Nicki got pissed and fired her. Cops tell us, the maid did come back today, and Nicki became enraged and ordered her to leave. A source privy to the fight tells TMZ, the maid stood her ground, demanding not to be "treated like an animal" -- at which point, Nicki allegedly said, "I'll show you how to...

Britney’s New Product Endorsement: Muscle Milk

photo of britney spears weight gain london show pictures photos Damn, right? Looks like Britney could snap us in two if she so chose - girlfriend's apparently been eating her Wheaties. I don't know what's worse, her new video, or this brawny, muscle-bound getup she's got going on as of late. I mean, who does she think she is, the *original* fetid old vampire, Madonna? What happened? Whatever. Make sure you check out the photos in the gallery and be on the lookout for a special cameo appearance by Pretty Major Camel Toe. It's definitely the best part of all these pictures. [gallery columns="4"]...

What the Stars (and LeAnn Rimes) Wore for Halloween

photo of leann rimes halloween costume pictures photos pics So! Did you guys do big doings for Halloween this past weekend, or are you waiting to trip the lights fantastic on the real night (that'd be tonight)? See, me, I prefer a more traditional Halloween celebration that involves a marathon of classic horror movies, junky candy that I shouldn't even be looking at let alone eating, homemade popcorn balls, warm socks, and menu-planning for Thanksgiving. (I do so just love Thanksgiving.) But hey. To those who wish to go out and skank it up like Kim Karda...

Morning Wood

photo of julia stiles pictures photos pics hot skinny old picture Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the Dark Knight Rises? [The Superficial] Justin Bieber's balls dropped. [Lainey Gossip] Eva Longoria's new man. [Bossip] J Woww's hosting something called 'Pimp and Ho.' [Starpulse] Another vapid female celebrity has a crush on our Ryan Gosling. [theBERRY] Michelle Williams finally tells us what the hell is wrong with her voice. [Cele|bitchy] A douchebag on MTV allegedly violates a woman with a toothbrush. [The Superficial] Lily Allen's got the cutest baby ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of hot kate bosworth in a bikini pictures photos Sinead O'Connor has Jesus on her chest. [The Superficial] Blake Lively suctioning onto Ryan Reynolds. [Cele|bitchy] Courtney Cox in a skin-tight wetsuit. [Starpulse] Justin Bieber's moronic car. [Socialite Life] Usher attacked by screaming woman. [TMZ] Joan Rivers dresses up as Suri Cruise. [Bossip] Isla Fisher on the set of The Great Gatsby. [Caught on Set] Topless Friday. [theBERRY] The Mission Impossible: Ghost Protocol trailer has arrived. [The Blemish] The Top 10 Actress Centerfolds in Playboy. [Popbytes] Gay dance music alert. [OMGBlog] Jessica's way, way pregnant. [INFDaily] Kate's a Stag...

Kristen Stewart Does Glamour UK, Says She Loves Everything British

photo of kristen stewart pictures glamour uk pics From Glamour UK, Kristen on her steamy Breaking Dawn sex scenes: "On a particular level, it’s entirely true that it’s the most important scene in the whole movie, but obviously it goes without saying it’s been built up at this point to an insane degree… It’s funny, because in the book, you don’t see anything. It’s everyone’s imagination, so it’s entirely subjective. I hope it’s good! There are two big sex scenes in the two [final] films, and we did them fairly early. It was so w...

The Hot Dude From the Old Britney Spears Video is Doing a Movie

Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in 'Toxic'. He was also in the video for 'Stacy's Mom', which I wasn't aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is "Stacy's mom/has got it going on" playing in the background. Nice. Real nice. Anyway, he's starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-looking dude as a stripper-in-training and Shooter McGavin from Happy Gilmore. Plus, you get to see his bare ass in this movie, which is probably incentive enough to see it. For a free preview, jump in. The photo's not really all that NSFW (unless your place of employment has a problem with men in assless chaps seducing cowboy midgets), but take caution anyway. We here at Evil Beet aren't held responsible for any involuntary bodily fluid emissions that may occur. Read More /> Matt Felker? Remember him? He was in 'Toxic'. He was also in the video for 'Stacy's Mom', which I wasn't aware of, and now this ruins my entire vision of a hot, tanned Matt Felker writhing around on the floor as a male stripper, because now all I hear is "Stacy's mom/has got it going on" playing in the background. Nice. Real nice. Anyway, he's starring in the upcoming movie Balls to the Wall, which just looks like a shitshow of awesome hilarity (Chad? Really?) featuring some really gawky-loo...

Morning Wood

photo of elizabeth olsen pictures photos nudes pics Michael Lohan's back on the drugs. [The Superficial] Jessica lets Justin have friends, apparently. [Lainey Gossip] What Willow Smith's been doing. [Bossip] Sylvester Stallone's killing people now. [Starpulse] Jennifer Lopez says to love yourself first. [Cele|bitchy] A Jason Segel sex tape? [Huff Po] Heidi Klum's latest Halloween costume. [The Frisky] Beyonce's non-baby bump. [Bossip] Steven Tyler's busted-up face. [Yeeeah] Best celebrity Twit Pics. [theBERRY] The Paris Hilton mask. [INFDaily] Kim Kardashian auctions boyfriends. [Amy Grindhouse] Kim Zolciak is no J Woww. ...

Stars Without Makeup Presents Anne Hathaway

photo of anne hathaway no makeup pictures photos pics Look who we found in New York, rocking the nude face! It's Anne Hathaway, and she doesn't exactly look all that happy to have her photo snapped! Why? Search me. Anne here has a perfectly lovely non-makeup'd face, and it's nothing to hide. Maybe it has more to do with the whole "invasion of privacy" thing, but hey. What do I know about personal privacy anyway? The bottom line is that it's nice - really nice - to see a celebrity who's not orange. And who's not wearing dresses from defunct 90's m...

Quotables: “My Ex Probably Gave You HPV.”

photo of billy joel daughter 2011 alexa ray joel pictures photos "I had it [Human Papillomavirus]. But I mean, a lot of people get it from my ex." You know, I read this quote online today and I laughed out loud. No, seriously - before I started scouring the Internet to find out if Alexa Ray Joel's quote in a recent XOJane interview was a misprint ('cause you know, that never happens or anything), I laughed and I laughed hard. Not at Miss Alexa's misfortune of contracting HPV, because that part sucks, but about a lot of people getting it from her ex. By then, I'd managed to track down the original i...

Ooh, Ooh, Jacob’s Breaking Dawn Trailer!

Have we officially seen the entire movie yet? Sure feels like it. I like Jacob Black and all, but was it really necessary to film a trailer from his perspective? Are we going to see one from Bella and Edward's perspective now, too? What about Bella's dad, maybe? The non-English-speaking woman from the island on which that baby was conceived? A random tree in the forest? CAN YOU EVEN HANDLE THIS? What are you guys most excited about?:
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This is the Guy Frances Bean Cobain Might be Marrying

photo of isiah silva pictures looks like kurt cobain frances bean cobain's boyfriend husband Look familiar to any of you guys? His name is Isaiah Silva, and he's the lead singer of a band (naturally) called The Rambles. And apparently, he and Frances Bean are engaged to be married. But that's not why I asked you if this guy looks familiar - I'd never heard of him, either. This is why: So, let's recap: Frances Bean Cobain, who's hot, is engaged to Isaiah Silva, who looks just like her late dad. Does anyone else find that as eerie as I do? ...