Wait, that's not Channing Tatum! Good thing, because Channing Tatum isn't the sexiest man alive anyway.
No, this is Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum's wife, and she's having a baby---namely, Channing Tatum's baby! From People:
The actor and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum ”are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.
Crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in November, the Magic Mike star admitted he an...
Lindsay Lohan will come to your Bar Mitzvah for sure. [The Superficial]
Diva. See? Diva. [Lainey Gossip]
SNL's moving tribute to CT victims. [Starpulse]
Holy caloric intake indeed. [theBERRY]
Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with a twenty-two year-old. [Socialite Life]
Hillary Clinton has a concussion. [Bitten and Bound]
Brooke Mueller is done with rehab already. [TMZ]
VD is on the rise, like I told you. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes has the best "revenge body." Whaaat? [Cele|...
Alright, so that's at least how I'm interpreting it.
Robert Pattinson? Because whether you like it or not, it is, and whether you like it or not, every interview thereafter is going to be compared to all of her pre-cheating interviews that were positively filled with thinly-veiled references to Robert Pattinson and how blissed out their lives together are. It's just how these things work, and yes, one day this cheating thing will be old news, but not today, my friend.
On a side note, how grea...
This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. ... I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
---Nick Cannon on his opi...
Don't you love giveaways? Because I love giveaways. And because I love you all so, so much, there’s stuff in this giveaway for you, which is normally how it works, but I digress. There's stuff in it for you, and that's all that really matters---specifically, a $25 Fandango Bucks card to use at the movies, a plush robe, and a t-shirt.
Now that you're all revved up to go to the movies while wearing a cozy, comfy robe, and maybe even a free, new t-shirt under it all, here's how you enter: it...
So here's the story in a nutshell---Edward Furlong is a big, stupid trainwreck who sabotaged a promising career (his own, you guys; no one else was dumb enough to get behind this moron in the fast lane) because he couldn't put down the blow or the heroin. He ruined his marriage and then, to add insult to injury, starred in this movie (that I loved) called 'Arachnoquake', which was about behemoth, albino spiders that had emerged from ground fissures opened up by earthquakes ... you know, hence the ...
Anne Hathaway's vagina belongs under the bus. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton's first public baby appearance. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's been diagnosed with Dunlap Syndrome. [Yeeeah]
Quentin Tarantino brushes off CT school massacre as routine. [Starpulse]
All the short men in Hollywood in one place. [theBERRY]
Surprise, surprise---Janice Dickinson is delusional. [Cele|bitchy]
More reasons Diane Kruger might be the luckiest bitch alive. [Bohomoth]
Of course Lindsay's blaming everyone else for her troubles. [Amy Grindhouse]
Things Jenna Marbles doesn't understand about s...
Poor, poor Selma Blair, guys. I don't even know what to say about her anymore except maybe "Holy shit, her xiphoid process just fell out."
As you can see up top, Selma Blair is out and about with her sixteen-month-old son and she's looking ... well, let's be honest, here: she looks like a piece of crap de-boned and then re-boned. By a visually impaired person who's used to doing taxidermy on mollusks---badly. To someone who doesn't know Selma Blair's history, she just looks like a new mom wh...
So, OK. Miley can sing I suppose, but all of this tit-grabbing, crotch-grinding, short-hair-wearing Miley Cyrus-ness is just not working out all that well for me.
This is what Miley wore to last night's VH1 Divas concert in L.A., and as you can see, she looks a whole lot like Billy Idol, and hey. Surprise, surprise, she ripped off a cover of 'Rebel Yell'.
Here's some video from the performance:
And I'm sorry. I don't care how many rabid women you put in cages, or how many epilept...
Guys! Look at Charlize Theron! See that hair? That haircut? The color? Charlize and I could be head-twins. Or at least, hair-twins; Charlize Theron's got way more on me in the face department, but my hair was that short not too long ago, and I also have the salt and pepper look going on (yes, at twenty-nine). My hair, however, is slightly more dishwater brown than almost-black, but it's like wow. Charlize-girl and I are even going grey in the same places.
You already saw what Charlize looked ...
Do you think she's pregnant? Because I'm not going to say that I think she's pregnant, because God, who knows---maybe she forgot to take one of her laxatives and drank a whole 20oz. bottle of Dasani, which could be why her normally emaciated figure looks slightly (I said slightly fuller), but something is definitely different. That's all I'm saying.
Even when all of the laxative allegations came to light, LeAnn was, of course, quick to dispel the rumors ... but why? To get more people talking abo...
From TMZ:
Lindsay's telling friends, she thought she had turned over a new leaf back in March when she completed the terms of her sentence in the jewelry heist case ... and Judge Stephanie Sautner maternally warned, "Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work."
Lindsay clearly ignored that advice ... and now we're told she's inconsolable -- repeatedly calling her lawyer Shawn Holley in tears. In classic Lindsay form, she knows her life is out of control, but she's blaming it on others...
Wait, that's not Channing Tatum! Good thing, because Channing Tatum isn't the sexiest man alive anyway.
No, this is Jenna Dewan, Channing Tatum's wife, and she's having a baby---namely, Channing Tatum's baby! From People:
The actor and his wife Jenna Dewan-Tatum ”are pleased to announce that they are expecting the birth of their first child next year,” reps for the couple confirm to PEOPLE exclusively.
Crowned PEOPLE’s Sexiest Man Alive in November, the Magic Mike star admitted he an...
Lindsay Lohan will come to your Bar Mitzvah for sure. [The Superficial]
Diva. See? Diva. [Lainey Gossip]
SNL's moving tribute to CT victims. [Starpulse]
Holy caloric intake indeed. [theBERRY]
Leonardo DiCaprio is hooking up with a twenty-two year-old. [Socialite Life]
Hillary Clinton has a concussion. [Bitten and Bound]
Brooke Mueller is done with rehab already. [TMZ]
VD is on the rise, like I told you. [The Frisky]
Katie Holmes has the best "revenge body." Whaaat? [Cele|...
Alright, so that's at least how I'm interpreting it.
Robert Pattinson? Because whether you like it or not, it is, and whether you like it or not, every interview thereafter is going to be compared to all of her pre-cheating interviews that were positively filled with thinly-veiled references to Robert Pattinson and how blissed out their lives together are. It's just how these things work, and yes, one day this cheating thing will be old news, but not today, my friend.
On a side note, how grea...
This was my issue. We talked about this tape…And she told me there was no tape. If she might have been honest with me I might have tried to hold her down and be like ‘That was before me’ because she is a great girl. She’s actually one of the nicest people you’ll ever meet. But the fact that she lied and told me that there was no tape?…And I still think she might have even had a part to play with it. ... I think she’s a great businesswoman if you ask me.
---Nick Cannon on his opi...
Don't you love giveaways? Because I love giveaways. And because I love you all so, so much, there’s stuff in this giveaway for you, which is normally how it works, but I digress. There's stuff in it for you, and that's all that really matters---specifically, a $25 Fandango Bucks card to use at the movies, a plush robe, and a t-shirt.
Now that you're all revved up to go to the movies while wearing a cozy, comfy robe, and maybe even a free, new t-shirt under it all, here's how you enter: it...
So here's the story in a nutshell---Edward Furlong is a big, stupid trainwreck who sabotaged a promising career (his own, you guys; no one else was dumb enough to get behind this moron in the fast lane) because he couldn't put down the blow or the heroin. He ruined his marriage and then, to add insult to injury, starred in this movie (that I loved) called 'Arachnoquake', which was about behemoth, albino spiders that had emerged from ground fissures opened up by earthquakes ... you know, hence the ...
Anne Hathaway's vagina belongs under the bus. [The Superficial]
Kate Middleton's first public baby appearance. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's been diagnosed with Dunlap Syndrome. [Yeeeah]
Quentin Tarantino brushes off CT school massacre as routine. [Starpulse]
All the short men in Hollywood in one place. [theBERRY]
Surprise, surprise---Janice Dickinson is delusional. [Cele|bitchy]
More reasons Diane Kruger might be the luckiest bitch alive. [Bohomoth]
Of course Lindsay's blaming everyone else for her troubles. [Amy Grindhouse]
Things Jenna Marbles doesn't understand about s...
Poor, poor Selma Blair, guys. I don't even know what to say about her anymore except maybe "Holy shit, her xiphoid process just fell out."
As you can see up top, Selma Blair is out and about with her sixteen-month-old son and she's looking ... well, let's be honest, here: she looks like a piece of crap de-boned and then re-boned. By a visually impaired person who's used to doing taxidermy on mollusks---badly. To someone who doesn't know Selma Blair's history, she just looks like a new mom wh...
So, OK. Miley can sing I suppose, but all of this tit-grabbing, crotch-grinding, short-hair-wearing Miley Cyrus-ness is just not working out all that well for me.
This is what Miley wore to last night's VH1 Divas concert in L.A., and as you can see, she looks a whole lot like Billy Idol, and hey. Surprise, surprise, she ripped off a cover of 'Rebel Yell'.
Here's some video from the performance:
And I'm sorry. I don't care how many rabid women you put in cages, or how many epilept...
Guys! Look at Charlize Theron! See that hair? That haircut? The color? Charlize and I could be head-twins. Or at least, hair-twins; Charlize Theron's got way more on me in the face department, but my hair was that short not too long ago, and I also have the salt and pepper look going on (yes, at twenty-nine). My hair, however, is slightly more dishwater brown than almost-black, but it's like wow. Charlize-girl and I are even going grey in the same places.
You already saw what Charlize looked ...
Do you think she's pregnant? Because I'm not going to say that I think she's pregnant, because God, who knows---maybe she forgot to take one of her laxatives and drank a whole 20oz. bottle of Dasani, which could be why her normally emaciated figure looks slightly (I said slightly fuller), but something is definitely different. That's all I'm saying.
Even when all of the laxative allegations came to light, LeAnn was, of course, quick to dispel the rumors ... but why? To get more people talking abo...
From TMZ:
Lindsay's telling friends, she thought she had turned over a new leaf back in March when she completed the terms of her sentence in the jewelry heist case ... and Judge Stephanie Sautner maternally warned, "Stop the nightclubbing and focus on your work."
Lindsay clearly ignored that advice ... and now we're told she's inconsolable -- repeatedly calling her lawyer Shawn Holley in tears. In classic Lindsay form, she knows her life is out of control, but she's blaming it on others...