Ew, seriously? How does this guy get any girlfriends that aren't Lindsay Lohan? Yes, and no, I'm not going to let him live that one down. Whatever, what do they say, second time's the charm? And if that's so, what's third time, then? Super-duper amazing meant-to-be-ness with douchey-looking guys that are most known for playing a dude called "Fez"?
Check out the photos in the gallery which depict Fez being all creepy and what not eyeing the cameras while sucking the face off of his "girlfriend...
So I'm wondering - will PETA support this ad and think it's just super, or will they get angry for the mistreatment of fake mermaids? I never can tell what those crazy bastards are going to do next.
Anyway, the photos are for the cover of Visionaire 61, which is some kind of high-end art rag (I guess?) and is, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest magazine published at a whopping 36 inches by almost 50 inches and also 57 inches by 79 inches. What does this tell you...
"I don't think I'm ready to go into details of what went on in my marriage."
Kim Kardashian on (what else) her brand-new divorce. What I say, now, as if there was any question to begin with, is that this whole damn thing is BULLSHIT. You know the kind, stinking, steaming-in-the-autumn-air pile of DUNG.
I mean, first the reason was "private," then the reason was because she felt rushed and pressured, and now there's supposed to be some kind of big scandal behind the actual reason she dumped ...
Well hell's bells. You learn something new every day, huh? Apparently, the National Enquirer has an exclusive interview with an ex-boyfriend of Oprah's who said she drove her car into a tree back in '81 after finding out he was married and had kids. From the Enquirer via the Daily Mail:
Oprah Winfrey tried to kill herself in 1981 when she discovered the man she was in love with was married with children, according to reports. The chat show queen was so distraught that she could not be with radio...
A haircut to make you cry a little. [Lainey Gossip]
This is Kim Kardashian's "stoic" face. [Starpulse]
The Selena Gomez upskirt! [The Superficial]
ESPN's Jenn Brown stuck in a bathroom, Tweeting. [Busted Coverage]
The Lindsay-jail live feed. [TMZ]
Some people should just NOT be photographed topless. [Socialite
Life]
Melissa Joan Hart's "problem" with Dancing With the Stars. [Seriously OMG]
And now, supposedly, Kim Kardashian's ring isn't worth the $2m that it has been all this time. [The Frisky]
Bruce Wayne sighting in New York. [Caught on Set]
Jessica Biel will not talk about Jus...
Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today's a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who's *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won't subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night's meth.
No, I'd much rather check out Jason Trawick's interesting expression. What the h...
But this time - THIS TIME! - he's gone and shrink wrapped the shit in some kind of shiny green polyurethane blend that's probably giving him testicular cancer as we speak. The photo isn't exactly NSFW (oops, this link is), but I'm going to stick it below the jump just in case there are reps for, like, Sesame Street wanting to buy ad space on our site and in that case, here's a little Elmo ditty that's totally appropriate for the accompanying photo.
Jump in to see the Green Lantern Wang!
Read More...
Reggie Bush is behind the Kim Kardashian divorce. [The Superficial]
No, no, she does NOT know her best angles. [Lainey Gossip]
Nine-year-old girl facing felony charges. [Bossip]
Zooey Deschanel is back on the market, guys! [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan is hoping for two weeks in jail. [TMZ]
Heidi Klum and Seal as apes. [The Blemish]
Other "reasons" Kim and Kris are divorcing. [Huff Po]
Water for Elephants DVD & book giveaway - enter here! [Hollywood Dame]
The 10 Shortest ce...
I don't often care too much to solely dedicate a serious post to the likes of Selena Gomez (I mean, she's dry-humping Justin Bieber - how serious can one take her?), but this time, the floor's all hers. Just how hot does she look in these photos? And that dress, man. Completely flattering. I'd be all up on it myself if it weren't for the fact that I'm, like Jess here, in my sixth month and gracefully swelling to soft proportions, too.
Seriously, though, girl, you are infinite levels above Justin Bieber. I mean, yeah, he's way mo...
Is it me, or does Joe look like he's trying to head to a happy place in his head while Britney grinds her crusty, leather-clad chode up against the nape of his neck?
This is what happened at Britney's recent London show, where Joe was a guest star, and later, the victim of her on-stage pole assault. In fact, it was so traumatizing for Joe that it took him hours to recuperate and make an attempt at a half-hearted Tweet "thanking" Britney for her cooties:
What a great night! LONDON! you ru...
And rumor has it that she's been doing nothing but drinking and partying late into the night while her marriage to The Doofus gradually disintegrates. Come to think of it, neither of these two people are looking all that great lately, so maybe it is high time that they officially call it quits. I'd be damned if I'd let someone - or their actions - ruin what's supposed to be the best time of my life.
Take the hint, Demi. You're wasting away. Things will probably not get much better. Even if you're able to forgive Ashton and move on, this thing is still more than likely to hang like a dead anima...
I know you guys are probably already sick to death of hearing about Kim Kardashian and her non-committal labia majora, but it's just so damned entertaining to watch this chick backtrack again and again. Like, this for example:
"This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.
I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First a...
Ew, seriously? How does this guy get any girlfriends that aren't Lindsay Lohan? Yes, and no, I'm not going to let him live that one down. Whatever, what do they say, second time's the charm? And if that's so, what's third time, then? Super-duper amazing meant-to-be-ness with douchey-looking guys that are most known for playing a dude called "Fez"?
Check out the photos in the gallery which depict Fez being all creepy and what not eyeing the cameras while sucking the face off of his "girlfriend...
So I'm wondering - will PETA support this ad and think it's just super, or will they get angry for the mistreatment of fake mermaids? I never can tell what those crazy bastards are going to do next.
Anyway, the photos are for the cover of Visionaire 61, which is some kind of high-end art rag (I guess?) and is, according to the Guinness Book of World Records, the largest magazine published at a whopping 36 inches by almost 50 inches and also 57 inches by 79 inches. What does this tell you...
"I don't think I'm ready to go into details of what went on in my marriage."
Kim Kardashian on (what else) her brand-new divorce. What I say, now, as if there was any question to begin with, is that this whole damn thing is BULLSHIT. You know the kind, stinking, steaming-in-the-autumn-air pile of DUNG.
I mean, first the reason was "private," then the reason was because she felt rushed and pressured, and now there's supposed to be some kind of big scandal behind the actual reason she dumped ...
Well hell's bells. You learn something new every day, huh? Apparently, the National Enquirer has an exclusive interview with an ex-boyfriend of Oprah's who said she drove her car into a tree back in '81 after finding out he was married and had kids. From the Enquirer via the Daily Mail:
Oprah Winfrey tried to kill herself in 1981 when she discovered the man she was in love with was married with children, according to reports. The chat show queen was so distraught that she could not be with radio...
A haircut to make you cry a little. [Lainey Gossip]
This is Kim Kardashian's "stoic" face. [Starpulse]
The Selena Gomez upskirt! [The Superficial]
ESPN's Jenn Brown stuck in a bathroom, Tweeting. [Busted Coverage]
The Lindsay-jail live feed. [TMZ]
Some people should just NOT be photographed topless. [Socialite
Life]
Melissa Joan Hart's "problem" with Dancing With the Stars. [Seriously OMG]
And now, supposedly, Kim Kardashian's ring isn't worth the $2m that it has been all this time. [The Frisky]
Bruce Wayne sighting in New York. [Caught on Set]
Jessica Biel will not talk about Jus...
Whoa. Two Britney Spears posts in one day. You can just tell today's a slow news day, unless you want to talk about Lindsay Lohan, who's *allegedly* heading to jail today (bitch, please). I know how many of you feel about Lohan and her overblown snatch, so I, personally, won't subject you to sitting through an hour of secondhand deposition while Lindsay sits in a courtroom chair sweating off last night's meth.
No, I'd much rather check out Jason Trawick's interesting expression. What the h...
But this time - THIS TIME! - he's gone and shrink wrapped the shit in some kind of shiny green polyurethane blend that's probably giving him testicular cancer as we speak. The photo isn't exactly NSFW (oops, this link is), but I'm going to stick it below the jump just in case there are reps for, like, Sesame Street wanting to buy ad space on our site and in that case, here's a little Elmo ditty that's totally appropriate for the accompanying photo.
Jump in to see the Green Lantern Wang!
Read More...
Reggie Bush is behind the Kim Kardashian divorce. [The Superficial]
No, no, she does NOT know her best angles. [Lainey Gossip]
Nine-year-old girl facing felony charges. [Bossip]
Zooey Deschanel is back on the market, guys! [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan is hoping for two weeks in jail. [TMZ]
Heidi Klum and Seal as apes. [The Blemish]
Other "reasons" Kim and Kris are divorcing. [Huff Po]
Water for Elephants DVD & book giveaway - enter here! [Hollywood Dame]
The 10 Shortest ce...
I don't often care too much to solely dedicate a serious post to the likes of Selena Gomez (I mean, she's dry-humping Justin Bieber - how serious can one take her?), but this time, the floor's all hers. Just how hot does she look in these photos? And that dress, man. Completely flattering. I'd be all up on it myself if it weren't for the fact that I'm, like Jess here, in my sixth month and gracefully swelling to soft proportions, too.
Seriously, though, girl, you are infinite levels above Justin Bieber. I mean, yeah, he's way mo...
Is it me, or does Joe look like he's trying to head to a happy place in his head while Britney grinds her crusty, leather-clad chode up against the nape of his neck?
This is what happened at Britney's recent London show, where Joe was a guest star, and later, the victim of her on-stage pole assault. In fact, it was so traumatizing for Joe that it took him hours to recuperate and make an attempt at a half-hearted Tweet "thanking" Britney for her cooties:
What a great night! LONDON! you ru...
And rumor has it that she's been doing nothing but drinking and partying late into the night while her marriage to The Doofus gradually disintegrates. Come to think of it, neither of these two people are looking all that great lately, so maybe it is high time that they officially call it quits. I'd be damned if I'd let someone - or their actions - ruin what's supposed to be the best time of my life.
Take the hint, Demi. You're wasting away. Things will probably not get much better. Even if you're able to forgive Ashton and move on, this thing is still more than likely to hang like a dead anima...
I know you guys are probably already sick to death of hearing about Kim Kardashian and her non-committal labia majora, but it's just so damned entertaining to watch this chick backtrack again and again. Like, this for example:
"This is probably the hardest thing I’ve ever had to write. I see all of the support and I am so thankful for my fans, friends and family who are helping me through this difficult time.
I am trying not to read all the different media reports but it’s hard not to see all the negative ones. First a...