Oh girl WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Posing for Terry Richardson? What's next, buying magic crystals off the street from some shady-looking dude your ex-lesbian lover used to frequent? Making racist comments in public? Showing your vagina? Donning a pink wig?
Last, has anyone ever told you about the uncanny resemblance between you and Eminem? 'Cause it's there, sweetie.
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Lindsay's not good enough for anyone anymore. [The Superficial]
NYC Subway Groper caught, was not Brett Ratner. [The Frisky]
Conrad Murray's got a lot of secrets to spill. [TMZ]
Jennifer Lopez goes for a thigh-high split dress. [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling and Rooney Mara? [Lainey Gossip]
Natalie Portman: almost unrecognizable. [Socialite Life]
Diane Kruger shows you her goods. [Yeeeah]
Clint Eastwood talks politics. [LA Times]
Lindsay Lohan was "scared and cold" during the four ...
Sometimes, guys, I feel like we get caught up in all of the unimportance of celebrities like Courtney Stodden and her boobs and Olivia Munn and all her seafood sexcapades, and we fail to really acknowledge celebrities to the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Yup, folks, they're still a thing and they're still as amazing as they were six months ago.
See? Wasn't that fun now? There. We checked in, alright? And you know what we found? That they're just as boring as they were six months ago, and six months before that, and, oh, right, six months before that. They still look great, their kids are still adorable, and they're s...
For our honeymoon a few years back, my husband and I went to the Dominican Republic and vacationed at an oceanfront resort. After checking out a plethora of spots, we'd decided to head there because it looked pretty sweet when we'd checked it out online, but the real clincher was that every night, their performance team did a Michael Jackson tribute show. Yeah, it was the same show every night, but if you were drunk enough, it really didn't matter. It was entertaining as all hell, and not at all creepy that there were, at any given time, sixteen to twenty "Michael Jacksons" moonwalking around the stage and amphitheater.
This kid, however, completely kills it. And I'm sure - no, as a matter of fact, I'm completely positive - that if he ever decided to apply for an entertainment job at the Excellence Punta Cana resort, he'd be welcomed with open arms and one-gloved hands. />
For our honeymoon a few years back, my husband and I went to the Dominican Republic and vacationed at an oceanfront resort. After checking out a plethora of spots, we'd decided to head there because it looked pretty sweet when we'd checked it out online, but the real clincher was that every night, their performance team did a Michael Jackson tribute show. Yeah, it was the same show every night, but if you were drunk enough, it really didn't matter. It was entertaining as all hell, and not at all creepy that there were, at a...
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Remember a few days ago, Jenn talked about Courtney Stodden's Big Boob Reveal that'd be coming up? Here it is! This is Courtney, getting a tit ultrasound, on Dr. Drew Pinsky's show, Lifechangers.
Initially, if you watch the video, you'll see that the ultrasound tech and doctors almost flat-out say, "Yup, there's your implant," but yet when Courtney starts to squawk and the tech does it again, the "experts" reneg and say, "Um, yup, no implants here. You're totally right. These babies are all...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker photo: Rob
"A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse and no one ca...
From People:
Dr. Conrad Murray was convicted Monday of involuntary manslaughter in the June 25, 2009, death of Michael Jackson.
A bewildered-looking Murray was handcuffed and led out of the courtroom. He was held without bail pending sentencing.
"This is a crime where the end result was the death of a human being," said Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor. "That factor demonstrates rather dramatically that the public should be protected."
Earlier, Murray showed no emotion a...
Oh dear heavens. I wasn't even aware that Snooki was launching a fragrance, but I suppose this Funny or Die clip is probably the best advertisement for it, since the shit probably stinks like pickles, day-old latex, and spoiled whipped cream, and isn't that actually pretty funny? Isn't that precisely what Snooks here was probably going for? The joke's actually on you, though, if you buy her perfume: it retails for and Snooki herself said the fragrance smells like candy and desperation:
"I love my scent because it’s me. It’s very bubbly, it reminds me of cotton candy and a lot of candy and it’s very flirty because obviously I love to flirt like that ... I feel like everybody’s gonna love the scent - even like eight-year-olds are going to wanna wear it and I just wanted it to reflect me."
The Scent of Snooki from Snooki
Oh dear heavens. I wasn't even aware that Snooki was launching a fragrance, but I suppose this Funny or Die clip is probably the best advertisement for it, since the shit probably stinks like pickles, day-old latex, and spoiled whipped cream, and isn't that actually pretty funny? Isn't that precisely what Snooks here was probably going for? The joke's actually on you, though, if you buy her perfume: it retails for and Snooki herself said the fragrance smells like candy and desperation:
"I love my scent because it’s me. It’s very bubbly, it reminds me of cotton...
Oh, I also forgot to mention in the previous post - the super-cute Hayden Panettiere was visually assaulted by a nude streaker (and really, is there any other kind?) who was, admittedly, pretty hot. And that accent, woo. I'm a girl that really gets off on accents - all kinds of accents, really, except for Boston accents (though back-country New England accents are awesome) and New York accents (sorry!), and this guy was off the charts.
Anyway. The video is kind of NSFW if your workplace frowns upon quick, blurry photos of decent penis and completely fine male ass, but pretty much OK for everywhere else.
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Oh, I also forgot to mention in the previous post - the super-cute Hayden Panettiere was visually assaulted by a nude streaker (and really, is there any other kind?) who was, admittedly, pretty hot. And that accent, woo. I'm a girl that really gets off on accents - all kinds of accents, really, except for Boston accents (though back-country New England accents are awesome) and New York accents (sorry!), and this guy was off the charts.
Anyway. The video is kind of NSFW if your workplace fro...
What's that, you live in the US and don't know what the MTV EMAs are, but at least recognize the fact that it's probably an MTV-related awards show considering MTV's got its name on it and it's got that year thing attached to it, too? Surprise, it's an awards show!
The MTV EMAs are MTV's European music awards, and are probably pretty accurate in their nominations and winners, what with the exception of not realizing how fabulous Adele really is - especially when compared with the likes of Lady...
Vagina-thrashers unite. [The Superficial]
She makes bad, bad movies. [Lainey Gossip]
Nobody likes Nickelback. [Starpulse]
James Dean, James Franco? [theBERRY]
I wanna be a professional zombie. [Socialite Life]
Avril Lavigne's injuries. [TMZ]
Here's one to add to the Herman-Cain-sexually-intimidated-me parade. [The Frisky]
Ryan Reynolds can't imagine life without Blake Lively. Puke. [Socialite Life]
Who's the number one overpaid actress in Hollywood? [Popbytes]
Why are the Australians are hating Elisabeth Moss? [Huff Po]
Andy Williams has c...
Last week we vaguely reported that Hugh Grant had fathered a child with a teenager. This is said teenager, only the teenager is thirty-one years old and apparently has amazing genes.
The two were said to be a couple sometime last year, but are not currently involved in a relationship, and frankly, I don't have a whole lot to say other than that Hugh Grant's real-life escapades are quite like those of his character's antics in Bridget Jones' Diary. See what I mean?:
Boyfriend's still o...
Oh girl WHAT HAVE YOU DONE. Posing for Terry Richardson? What's next, buying magic crystals off the street from some shady-looking dude your ex-lesbian lover used to frequent? Making racist comments in public? Showing your vagina? Donning a pink wig?
Last, has anyone ever told you about the uncanny resemblance between you and Eminem? 'Cause it's there, sweetie.
[gallery columns="9"]...
Lindsay's not good enough for anyone anymore. [The Superficial]
NYC Subway Groper caught, was not Brett Ratner. [The Frisky]
Conrad Murray's got a lot of secrets to spill. [TMZ]
Jennifer Lopez goes for a thigh-high split dress. [Starpulse]
Ryan Gosling and Rooney Mara? [Lainey Gossip]
Natalie Portman: almost unrecognizable. [Socialite Life]
Diane Kruger shows you her goods. [Yeeeah]
Clint Eastwood talks politics. [LA Times]
Lindsay Lohan was "scared and cold" during the four ...
Sometimes, guys, I feel like we get caught up in all of the unimportance of celebrities like Courtney Stodden and her boobs and Olivia Munn and all her seafood sexcapades, and we fail to really acknowledge celebrities to the likes of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Yup, folks, they're still a thing and they're still as amazing as they were six months ago.
See? Wasn't that fun now? There. We checked in, alright? And you know what we found? That they're just as boring as they were six months ago, and six months before that, and, oh, right, six months before that. They still look great, their kids are still adorable, and they're s...
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
Remember a few days ago, Jenn talked about Courtney Stodden's Big Boob Reveal that'd be coming up? Here it is! This is Courtney, getting a tit ultrasound, on Dr. Drew Pinsky's show, Lifechangers.
Initially, if you watch the video, you'll see that the ultrasound tech and doctors almost flat-out say, "Yup, there's your implant," but yet when Courtney starts to squawk and the tech does it again, the "experts" reneg and say, "Um, yup, no implants here. You're totally right. These babies are all...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Sarah Jessica Parker photo: Rob
"A corpse is a corpse, of horse, of horse and no one ca...
From People:
Dr. Conrad Murray was convicted Monday of involuntary manslaughter in the June 25, 2009, death of Michael Jackson.
A bewildered-looking Murray was handcuffed and led out of the courtroom. He was held without bail pending sentencing.
"This is a crime where the end result was the death of a human being," said Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Michael Pastor. "That factor demonstrates rather dramatically that the public should be protected."
Earlier, Murray showed no emotion a...
The Scent of Snooki from Snooki
Oh dear heavens. I wasn't even aware that Snooki was launching a fragrance, but I suppose this Funny or Die clip is probably the best advertisement for it, since the shit probably stinks like pickles, day-old latex, and spoiled whipped cream, and isn't that actually pretty funny? Isn't that precisely what Snooks here was probably going for? The joke's actually on you, though, if you buy her perfume: it retails for and Snooki herself said the fragrance smells like candy and desperation:
"I love my scent because it’s me. It’s very bubbly, it reminds me of cotton...
What's that, you live in the US and don't know what the MTV EMAs are, but at least recognize the fact that it's probably an MTV-related awards show considering MTV's got its name on it and it's got that year thing attached to it, too? Surprise, it's an awards show!
The MTV EMAs are MTV's European music awards, and are probably pretty accurate in their nominations and winners, what with the exception of not realizing how fabulous Adele really is - especially when compared with the likes of Lady...
Vagina-thrashers unite. [The Superficial]
She makes bad, bad movies. [Lainey Gossip]
Nobody likes Nickelback. [Starpulse]
James Dean, James Franco? [theBERRY]
I wanna be a professional zombie. [Socialite Life]
Avril Lavigne's injuries. [TMZ]
Here's one to add to the Herman-Cain-sexually-intimidated-me parade. [The Frisky]
Ryan Reynolds can't imagine life without Blake Lively. Puke. [Socialite Life]
Who's the number one overpaid actress in Hollywood? [Popbytes]
Why are the Australians are hating Elisabeth Moss? [Huff Po]
Andy Williams has c...
Last week we vaguely reported that Hugh Grant had fathered a child with a teenager. This is said teenager, only the teenager is thirty-one years old and apparently has amazing genes.
The two were said to be a couple sometime last year, but are not currently involved in a relationship, and frankly, I don't have a whole lot to say other than that Hugh Grant's real-life escapades are quite like those of his character's antics in Bridget Jones' Diary. See what I mean?:
Boyfriend's still o...