Khloe Kardashian thinks the Kardashians are full of shit. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston TRIES SO HARD. [Lainey Gossip]
CMA Award stuff if you're into that sort of thing. [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber's foul mouth. [The Superficial]
Is anyone really surprised that DMX beats his kids? [ICYDK]
Another Selena Gomez upskirt. [INFDaily]
Taylor Swift makes her stupid Taylor Swift face again. [Huff Po]
American Idol is officially irrelevant. [CDL]
30 Pounds with the help of Photoshop, good lighting, and year...
"Well, it can also be more than just sexual, um, appendages. I don’t necessarily like to use the word lover because it sounds like they just come over and have sex with you. I aspire to more than that, and I need more than that. Respect for women and understanding that everything must be earned. Those are two big ones. Someone to share my inner life with. That’s extremely important. It’s also important that my children admire and respect this partner that I would choose for myself. Especi...
"How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste."
Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit higher than 79 characters or whatever, so daresay I think you can afford to elaborate a bit more.
A list of things I consider to be of less taste than unceremoniously firing someone who was privy to the act of child sex abuse and sat on allegations for eight years until investigated by a grand jury, ahem:
- C...
George Clooney is an immature pervert. [The Superficial]
Madonna - or someone similar - has a new song no one knows about. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry's baby bump. [Starpulse]
Is the boy his son? [TMZ]
Kellan Lutz is surprisingly better than a lot of other celebrities. [Socialite Life]
And now she's a size 4, OK?! [Lainey Gossip]
David Letterman photographs Annie Leibovitz. [Seriously OMG]
Kim Kardashian still wants wedding presents. [The Frisky]
Anna Kendrick's newest movie. ...
Yeah, "oh no," I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I'm extremely uncomfortable with this guy's nipples staring me down, and I'm even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.
Jump in to find out how much the human head weighs.
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Which more or less means that her entire existence is a party featuring gads of women, minimal men, How Stella Got Her Groove Back reenactments, and lots of gratuitous bikini footage featuring nipple rings, ample bums and tattoos.
Thanks, Rihanna.
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"He really could not sleep. Have you ever seen the Thriller image when he was made up? He looked that hysterical. ... I think in many ways, there were some mirror images in our lives. I've seen him cry so many times. He lived a life greater than a hundred years of pain of any human."
That's ... horrible. I mean, we all know that Jackson had these myriad issues with abuse as a child and substance abuse later on in life, but why the whole "not sleeping" thing? Were his traumas scarringly bad e...
Now everybody's boycotting Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey loses 70 pounds, holy crow. [Bossip]
Nicole Kidman goes overboard with the Botox. [Lainey Gossip]
Sorry, but I'm just not seeing this. Maybe it's all the clothes throwing me off. [Starpulse]
Heavy D dies of pneumonia? [TMZ]
Brett Ratner stuck it in Lindsay Lohan back when she was clean. [The Blemish]
The sushi stapler? [theBERRY]
George Clooney loves farts. [Huff Po]
Rihanna is probably pregnant. [Hollywood Dame]
Where'd Angelina get the boobs? [Socialite Life]
Kris Humphries won't sign the papers. [Cele|bitchy]
...
What, you don't know what Just Chill is? Here's an official excerpt from Just Chill themselves:
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First, what kind of toad wears sunglasses during an interview? Yes, right, David Arquette. Second, he's in love already and wouldn't go back to the woman who supported him for all of these years even if she begged for the sake of their daughter? This guy's a winner.
Incidentally, he's "in love" with Christine McLarty, who used to date Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis. Cute, huh? />
First, what kind of toad wears sunglasses during an interview? Yes, right, David Arquette. Second, he's in love already and wouldn't go back to the woman who supported him for all of these years even if she begged for the sake of their daughter? This guy's a winner.
Incidentally, he's "in love" with Christine McLarty, who used to date Girls Gone Wild's Joe Francis. Cute, huh? ...
You know, I love Kristen Stewart. I really, really do. I'm not quite sure why, as she's kind of bland and dry and looks like she's in pain a lot of the time (I can imagine hanging out with her would be like hanging out with that one grandmother with all the bed sores who's strung out on pain meds all the time and has nothing good to say about conditions in her assisted living facility), but I think she's pretty awesome on the whole. I just get along with those crotchety-grandma types, I suppose....
Khloe Kardashian thinks the Kardashians are full of shit. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston TRIES SO HARD. [Lainey Gossip]
CMA Award stuff if you're into that sort of thing. [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber's foul mouth. [The Superficial]
Is anyone really surprised that DMX beats his kids? [ICYDK]
Another Selena Gomez upskirt. [INFDaily]
Taylor Swift makes her stupid Taylor Swift face again. [Huff Po]
American Idol is officially irrelevant. [CDL]
30 Pounds with the help of Photoshop, good lighting, and year...
"Well, it can also be more than just sexual, um, appendages. I don’t necessarily like to use the word lover because it sounds like they just come over and have sex with you. I aspire to more than that, and I need more than that. Respect for women and understanding that everything must be earned. Those are two big ones. Someone to share my inner life with. That’s extremely important. It’s also important that my children admire and respect this partner that I would choose for myself. Especi...
"How do you fire Jo [sic] Pa? #insult #noclass as a hawkeye fan I find it in poor taste."
Um. Um? What exactly is in poor taste, Ashton? I believe your character limit is a bit higher than 79 characters or whatever, so daresay I think you can afford to elaborate a bit more.
A list of things I consider to be of less taste than unceremoniously firing someone who was privy to the act of child sex abuse and sat on allegations for eight years until investigated by a grand jury, ahem:
- C...
George Clooney is an immature pervert. [The Superficial]
Madonna - or someone similar - has a new song no one knows about. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry's baby bump. [Starpulse]
Is the boy his son? [TMZ]
Kellan Lutz is surprisingly better than a lot of other celebrities. [Socialite Life]
And now she's a size 4, OK?! [Lainey Gossip]
David Letterman photographs Annie Leibovitz. [Seriously OMG]
Kim Kardashian still wants wedding presents. [The Frisky]
Anna Kendrick's newest movie. ...
Yeah, "oh no," I know. Any child star who grew up to look like this is going to be trouble one way or the other, you mark those words. All I can say is that I'm extremely uncomfortable with this guy's nipples staring me down, and I'm even more uncomfortable with the fine blonde hairlets and Courtney Stodden abs.
Jump in to find out how much the human head weighs.
Read More...
Which more or less means that her entire existence is a party featuring gads of women, minimal men, How Stella Got Her Groove Back reenactments, and lots of gratuitous bikini footage featuring nipple rings, ample bums and tattoos.
Thanks, Rihanna.
[gallery columns="8"]...
"He really could not sleep. Have you ever seen the Thriller image when he was made up? He looked that hysterical. ... I think in many ways, there were some mirror images in our lives. I've seen him cry so many times. He lived a life greater than a hundred years of pain of any human."
That's ... horrible. I mean, we all know that Jackson had these myriad issues with abuse as a child and substance abuse later on in life, but why the whole "not sleeping" thing? Were his traumas scarringly bad e...
Now everybody's boycotting Kim Kardashian. [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey loses 70 pounds, holy crow. [Bossip]
Nicole Kidman goes overboard with the Botox. [Lainey Gossip]
Sorry, but I'm just not seeing this. Maybe it's all the clothes throwing me off. [Starpulse]
Heavy D dies of pneumonia? [TMZ]
Brett Ratner stuck it in Lindsay Lohan back when she was clean. [The Blemish]
The sushi stapler? [theBERRY]
George Clooney loves farts. [Huff Po]
Rihanna is probably pregnant. [Hollywood Dame]
Where'd Angelina get the boobs? [Socialite Life]
Kris Humphries won't sign the papers. [Cele|bitchy]
...
What, you don't know what Just Chill is? Here's an official excerpt from Just Chill themselves:
Just Chill is a relaxing beverage, premium in quality and refreshing in taste. It’s carefully crafted to take the edge off without making you tired. By combining L-Theanine, Lemongrass, Ginko Biloba, and Siberian Ginseng along with all-natural fruit flavors, JUST CHILL puts you in a relaxed state of mind, stripping you of stress while refreshing your pallet. Life is better when you JUST CHILL. Our relaxi...
You know, I love Kristen Stewart. I really, really do. I'm not quite sure why, as she's kind of bland and dry and looks like she's in pain a lot of the time (I can imagine hanging out with her would be like hanging out with that one grandmother with all the bed sores who's strung out on pain meds all the time and has nothing good to say about conditions in her assisted living facility), but I think she's pretty awesome on the whole. I just get along with those crotchety-grandma types, I suppose....