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Liam Neeson Has a Leaky Faucet

photo of liam neeson peeing his pants toilet accident pics Other potential titles for this post include: Liam Neeson is Pissed Liam Neeson Has a Toilet Accident Liam Neeson's Newest Project is Titled 'You're in Nation' Liam Peeson I Looked Liam Neeson Up on Wookiee-PEE-dia Today Liam Neeson: Stall Wars Yeah, I know most of them were ultra cheesy, but you know what? I LAUGHED MYSELF INTO THE BATHROOM envisioning some of these titles and that, my friends, is no joke at all. ...

Afternoon Delight

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Love It or Leave It: Is It Demi Lovato or J. Lo?

photo of demi lovato red hair red dress pics Oh Demi, girl, there is just so much wrong with this entire look. Practically the whole damn thing is just bad on so many levels. Let's pick 'em apart one by one, shall we? The hair: I love the color - I think it's way flattering on you - but the style right now is just gaudy. Big, loopy baloney curls that have a greased-down look to them? So not what suits your sweet face. The makeup: Too much of everything. I'm no makeup guru by any far cry (I'd rather not wear any at all), but even ...

Cee Lo Green Tries His Lyric Schtick at ‘Anyway’

Is it me, or is 'F*ck You' just completely played out already? Yes? Like, when you hear it on the radio, you actually have to turn it right off (even if the only other choice is Michael McDonald), where you used to jam and jam and jam? So why - WHY! - do a song called 'Anyway' that has almost the exact same chord progression as the aforementioned 'F*ck You', and try to disguise it by speeding up the tempo (but still using the apparently-you-can't-read cop-out of a "music video")? That's supposed to be new? Innovative? Please. Plus, the song's apparently written about an ex-girlfriend that used to clean up Cee Lo's mutton puke after he'd had too much tequila and E. Pretty classy on all levels here, friends. Sorry, C, but I don't think that 'Anyway' is going to catch on quite like 'F*ck You' did. But you probably already knew that the second it hit airwaves, now, didn't you? /> Is it me, or is 'F*ck You' just completely played out already? Yes? Like, when you hear it on the radio, you actually have to turn it right off (even if the only other choice is Michael McDonald), where you used to jam and jam and jam? So why - WHY! - do a song called 'Anyway' that has almost the exact same chord progression as the aforementioned 'F*ck You', and try to disguise it by speeding up the tempo (but still using the apparently-you-can't-read cop-out of a "music video")? That's supposed ...

The CMA Awards Were Cool Enough to Mock the Kardashian Divorce

The good stuff starts around the 5:30 mark. The rest is a lot of hooting and hollering about Hank Williams smoking and drinking before his interviews and how football's just not the same without that God-awful song he used to sing, and then Hank himself shows up behind them and is saluted by the crowd like he's some kind of second coming of Christ. Then there's some uncomfortable making-out-with-Barbies going on, where Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood check if Faith Hill Barbie and Tim McGraw Ken are anatomically correct (spoiler!: they aren't). Any of you guys see this, um, live? /> The good stuff starts around the 5:30 mark. The rest is a lot of hooting and hollering about Hank Williams smoking and drinking before his interviews and how football's just not the same without that God-awful song he used to sing, and then Hank himself shows up behind them and is saluted by the crowd like he's some kind of second coming of Christ. Then there's some uncomfortable making-out-with-Barbies going on, where Brad Paisley and Carrie Underwood check if Faith Hill Barbie and Tim McGraw...

It’s the Official Trailer for Snow White and the Huntsman!

So I did a lot of joking around leading up to the premiere of this trailer, but guys? After watching it? I think it actually looks pretty awesome. Plus, it's being done by those who did Alice in Wonderland, and I thought that movie was pretty fab also, so I'm *probably* going to be tickled pink when this movie finally does come out. And I see it. Eventually. Anyway, I guess the end result here is probably going to be +1 for Kristen Stewart. To those who said Stewart couldn't act her way out of a bag? Pshaw. Apparently casting directors of Snow White and the Huntsman think otherwise, huh? Huh? Are you all as pleasantly surprised as I am? /> So I did a lot of joking around leading up to the premiere of this trailer, but guys? After watching it? I think it actually looks pretty awesome. Plus, it's being done by those who did Alice in Wonderland, and I thought that movie was pretty fab also, so I'm *probably* going to be tickled pink when this movie finally does come out. And I see it. Eventually. Anyway, I guess the end result here is probably going to be +1 for Kristen Stewart. To those who said Stewart couldn't act her way out o...

Morning Wood

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Rupert Grint is an Artiste

photo of cute hot rupert grint photos recent 2011 pics And I say "artiste" instead of plain old "artist" because "artiste" sounds way more important and fancy, and what better words are there to suit someone who's well-known for wearing dress robes that look like this: Am I right? Damn right I am. But anyway, the *real* reason we're talking about Rupert today is that he painted an elephant for the Asian Elephant Foundation. Yup. According to MuggleNet (which of course is high-up on my RSS feed): Along with several other celebrities, Rupert...

Afternoon Delight

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Love It or Leave It: Rachael Ray Has Some Cute Boobs

photo of rachael ray boobs pictures photos hot cooks pics Right, doesn't she? I mean, seriously. Those are some pretty great titties. They're perky and lovely and just the right size for her frame, and above all - they're natural. If I were her, I'd never be wishing for another person's body. She's got it all right here. But. As this is a "Love It or Leave It," and the subtitle of the post is "Rachael Ray Has Some Cute Boobs," and not "Boots," it's those frumpy-assed shoes that kind of ruin the entire thing for me, boobs or not. Sorry, girl! ...

This is the Video for Bruno Mars’ Breaking Dawn Song

Remember we talked about this? All this 'It Will Rain' business that I can't even begin to wrap my head around because I'm still so distraught over Mars' shoddy Amy Winehouse tribute? I mean, of course I know it's not his fault that he, in no way, shape, or form, compares to Amy Winehouse, but damn. That'd be like me going out and pretending I could successfully ghost write for someone like William Faulkner or something. Come the f*ck on. Anyway, this is the video, and it's as broody and moody and provocative as you'd think it'd be, coming from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 soundtrack, and it's not so bad, I suppose. Speaking of which, Breaking Dawn hits theaters next Friday - are you prepared for the madness and mayhem? />Get More: Bruno Mars, It Will Rain, Music, More Music Videos Remember we talked about this? All this 'It Will Rain' business that I can't even begin to wrap my head around because I'm still so distraught over Mars' shoddy Amy Winehouse tribute? I mean, of course I know it's not his fault that he, in no way, shape, or form, compares to Amy Winehouse, but damn. That'd be like me going out and pretending I could successfully ghost write for someone like William Faulkner or something. Come the f*ck on. ...

Uh, Looking Good, Miley

photo of miley cyrus fat looking pregnant photos pics NOT. Can I get a big old "NOT" super-imposed over her face in these photos? Because man. If girlfriend here got any more bloated in the face, she might well lift off the ground and begin floating up above stadiums hosting major sports events. What's happening here, girl? Is it too much of this, or is it too much of this? Or maybe (daresay), too much of this (NSFW)? [gallery]...