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Afternoon Delight

photo of kellan lutz black and white pictures gay hot photo Joe Paterno more or less confirms he knew the shit was going to hit the fan back in July. [The Superficial] The two Lisbeths. [Lainey Gossip] Lady Gaga wears sperm on her head. [Starpulse] Jack Wagner will not marry her. [Seriously OMG] The camp-out begins. [The Frisky] Colin Farrell filming The Seven Psychopaths. [Caught on Set] David Beckham's son is just like his dad. [theBERRY] Kellan Lutz isn't gay, and he's got a new girlfriend to prove it! [Lainey Gossip] Charact...

Kim Kardashian Says Her Marriage is the Best Time of Her Life

photo of kim kardashian marie claire magazine interview december 2011 cover pics Yeah, you read that correctly: Kim's marriage is the best time of her life, not "was," or "would have been if it'd gone on longer than three lunar cycles." Kim's the cover model for Marie Claire's December issue, and the following is excerpts from the interview that was taken just weeks before Kim officially filed for divorce. See, Marie Claire, even YOU were duped. Here she is on those pesky breaking-up rumors: "[No] - I feel like where we're at right now is the best time in my life." On her undying love fo...

Here’s the Trailer for That Other Snow White Remake!

During the first few seconds of the Mirror, Mirror trailer, I thought "Ugh, cheesy." Then I watched another minute or so, and I thought "Oh, cute!" and I think I really meant it. Julia Roberts, though I feel like I'm her only fan sometimes, is perfect for her role (even though I keep thinking of Tink in Hook), and Lily Collins is, well. Forgettable but sweet, I guess, but the production design and the general magicalness that permeates the set is kind of what's got me hooked. What do you guys think? Does it blow the ass out of the Snow White and the Huntsman trailer, or is it on a different plane altogether? /> During the first few seconds of the Mirror, Mirror trailer, I thought "Ugh, cheesy." Then I watched another minute or so, and I thought "Oh, cute!" and I think I really meant it. Julia Roberts, though I feel like I'm her only fan sometimes, is perfect for her role (even though I keep thinking of Tink in Hook), and Lily Collins is, well. Forgettable but sweet, I guess, but the production design and the general magicalness that permeates the set is kind of what's got me hooked. What do you gu...

OK, Can Someone Please Explain to Me What’s Happening With Beyonce’s Baby Bump?

photo of beyonce baby bump pictures photos pics THROW ME A BONE. I don't think we've really speculated on it much here at Evil Beet, because frankly, I don't think any of us really care about the reasons Beyonce may be rocking a fake bump (it's flat-out shellacked vanity is what it is, and nobody likes that), but I came across two sets of photos that were taken two consecutive weeks, and I'm just baffled. I'm not baffled as to why she'd do it - if, in the event, she is wearing an external, prosthetic fetus bag - I'm baffled that she'd think anyone actually buys it. Up top, exhib...

Morning Wood

photo of megan fox pictures nudes photos pics lingerie hot photo Amanda Seyfried in a bikini. Yes. [The Superficial] Some classy, classy ladies right here, ladies and gentlemen. [Bossip] Did he stop the wedding? [Lainey Gossip] More and more efforts being made to block the Kardashians from television. [Starpulse] The Situation countersues A&F, probably will win. [TMZ] Alcohol withdrawal's a bitch. [The Blemish] Patti LaBelle sued for attacking an 18-month-old. [Hollywood Dame] The shocking ending to Mad Men. [Huff Po] Water is so mainstream, hipsters swim in air. [theBERRY] Justin Bieber caught taking home a girl who's not Selena Gomez (or Mariah...

Mariah Yeater Dropped That Paternity Suit, You Know

photo of mariah yeater mugshot justin bieber pictures photos From TMZ: Justin Bieber's baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer ... TMZ has learned. The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What's more, Mariah Yeater's lawyers, Lance Rogers and Matt Pare, have quit her ... withdrawn from the case. As we first reported, Justin not only planned to take a DNA test when he returned to the U.S., he was going to sue Yeater and her lawyers for making a bogus claim. And, as we reported, Justin's lawyer, Howard Weitzman, call...

Hey, Who Remembers Paris Hilton?

photo of paris hilton on vacation pictures photos skimpy bikini weight loss pic Is it too soon for that headline? Should we wait, I don't know, another few weeks before we drag that one out? Either way, I'd say it's safe to say that Parasite's career is pretty much done, right? She's going to have whatever money she's already got for probably the rest of her life, but there's not enough money in the world to resurrect the "career" she claimed to have (hear that, Kim Kardashian? Do you hear that?), and she knows it. So what does she do? Pose provocatively whilst on vacati...

Quotables: Noel Gallagher Hates Katie Holmes

photo of oasis's noel gallagher meets katie holmes is a bitch picture photos "We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. We came out of the lift and BANG, there she was.Now at this point my mate, and friend of the stars, Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment. [Holmes] looked a bit miffed at the various North-West accents and some vigorous handshaking. ... [But] There was no need to send one of her people over to demand the video be deleted!!!! Unf***in'-believable. We didn't let [H...

Demi Lovato’s Coke Addiction Was Disney’s “Worst-Kept” Secret

photo of demi lovato performing before and after photos pics From a close source at ONTD: Basically, Demi's cocaine habit was pretty much the worst-kept secret at Disney for a few years. The adults in charge knew, but didn't want to do anything about it because she was so overscheduled (Camp Rock, Sonny with a Chance, her music career, all the extraneous junk she was obligated to do), so they let her do essentially anything she wanted and kept the press away by distracting them with Miley's "scandals" (which were all pretty tame compared to what Demi...

Breaking Dawn: It’s Getting SO CLOSE That It’s ALREADY PREMIERED

photo of robert pattinson and kristen stewart at twilight breaking dawn premiere pictures Ack! Breaking Dawn Part 1 hits theaters this Friday! Are you guys ready? Can you even handle it? Are you already lined up, waiting to purchase tickets and checking these photos out on your phones? Jennifer Love Hewitt was there ... and she wasn't wearing a bandage dress, my laws! ... Also, I've included about a zillion photos of her in the gallery because she's SMOKING HOT. Bella's Dad, or as his parents might know him, Billy Burke, looks like a pedophile without his mustache. ...

Tomorrow is the Last Day to Win a Case of JUST CHILL!

photo of just chill relaxation drink win a case pictures photos What it is: Just Chill is a relaxing beverage, premium in quality and refreshing in taste. It’s carefully crafted to take the edge off without making you tired. By combining L-Theanine, Lemongrass, Ginko Biloba, and Siberian Ginseng along with all-natural fruit flavors, JUST CHILL puts you in a relaxed state of mind, stripping you of stress while refreshing your pallet. Life is better when you JUST CHILL. Our relaxing beverage has natural ingredients that help you remain cool and calm under...

Morning Wood

photo of porn star sasha grey hot pictures photos pics The school district didn't know she was into anal. [TMZ] 10 Male misconceptions about female masturbation. [The Frisky] J Woww claims she was molested at the airport. [The Superficial] Help choose the Sexiest Man Alive! [Lainey Gossip] Snooki sells crocodiles. [Starpulse] Zoe Saldana's first post-breakup appearance. [LA Times] A brief history of lady porn. [Pajiba] Kim Kardashian wants to get it on again with Reggie Bush. [Yeeeah] Jerry Sandusky claims he DIDN'T anally rape kids. [Amy Grindhouse] Charlize is a real bitch. [Lainey Gossip] Jackson Rathbone ...