It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Lopez-new-boyfriend photo: John
"There are only TWO jackets like this in the...
Ashton Kutcher thought buying Demi Moore a car would save their marriage. [The Superficial]
Win the new Dixie Chicks album. [The Frisky]
Pauly D and Britney? [TMZ]
Is the Situation headed for more reality TV? [Starpulse]
What Katherine Heigl wore (!) to the American Music Awards. [Lainey Gossip]
A review of Michael Jackson's new album, 'Immortal'. [LA Times]
Even Kim Kardashian's "BFFs" hate her now. [Amy Grindhouse]
AnnaLynne McCord's unfortunate camel toe. [Yeeeah]
J. ...
Just when you thought Audrina Patridge solely enjoyed the honor of looking really, really terrible at the 2011 American Music Awards, Christina Aguilera throws her hat into the ring for contention of "worst dressed," and ladies and gentlemen, I think girlfriend here has got it in the bag. Or rather, in the bandage dress that she unceremoniously stole from Jennifer Love Hewitt's closet like a cookie bandit in the night.
Lastly, am I the only one who's been kind of over Maroon 5 for, like, almost seven years? Yes?
...
Here's the rest of the melee, and I've also included even more photos of Audrina Patridge's ridiculousness. I love it. It's awful, and it's ... awful.
Who was also there: Gym Class Heroes' Travie McCoy, and do you remember back when Katy Perry dated Travie McCoy? Wasn't that some crazy shit right there? Also, Nickelback. LOL on that.
[gallery columns="7"]...
What were you guys doing last night while the AMAs were on? I was watching football, but happened to flip by Katy Perry's weird, pink performance. When I saw that, I came to the realization that I made the smart choice by choosing sports over celebrity, and I was happy about it. HAPPY, do you hear?
Favorite Country Album - Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"
Favorite Country Female Artist - Taylor Swift
Favorite Country Band - Lady Antebellum
Favorite Country Male Artist – Blake Shelton
...
A horrible Walking Dead confession. [Lainey Gossip]
Ashton Kutcher is using his divorce to market new products. Awesome. [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson was made for pregnancy. [Starpulse]
YUM: Thanksgiving cookie decorating ideas. [theBERRY]
Adam Lambert has a large, bulging crotch. [Socialite Life]
Liza Minelli's dog broke her leg in three places. Liza's leg. Like, the dog did it. [TMZ]
The Sweet Valley High movie is going to be NOSTALGIC. Go figure. [The Frisky]
Breaking Dawn bro...
Oh sadness. I'm not even going to go on a long-winded diatribe about how awful it is that we lost Amy Winehouse - a visionary, a musical magician - because it's all been said before, so I'm just going to let this here little video speak for itself. It's moving, it's poignant - it's Amy in the prime of her life and her career. Yeah, she's a little on the thin side, and yeah, all of these scenes were probably filmed while Amy was descending into the long, horrible journey known as drug and alcohol addiction, but we can look at these clips and appreciate Amy for who she was musically - an innovator (even if I'm not a huge fan of 'Our Time Will Come' itself). />
Oh sadness. I'm not even going to go on a long-winded diatribe about how awful it is that we lost Amy Winehouse - a visionary, a musical magician - because it's all been said before, so I'm just going to let this here little video speak for itself. It's moving, it's poignant - it's Amy in the prime of her life and her career. Yeah, she's a little on the thin side, and yeah, all of these scenes were probably filmed while Amy was descending into the long, horrible journey known as drug and alcohol addiction, but we can look at these clips and appreciate Amy for who she was musically - an innovator (even if I'm not a huge fan of 'Our Time Will Come' itself). ...
Remember awhile back I wrote a Katy Perry post about her new GHD Hair gig and how - ugh - no one flat irons their hair anymore? Well, a lot of you guys had some strong opinions about taming the shrews atop your heads, and I felt proper told when all of the readers claim that they have coarse, unmanageable hair much like myself, but they actually do something about it. My opinion was, hey, they must work outside of the home and care what they look like in public (not like, you know, me, who work...
I know we're not supposed to laugh when people fall because, my gosh, what if they're injured? And it's especially uncool to laugh when people fall if they're elderly, and there's no doubt about the fact that Regis Philbin is almost older than dirt (alright, he's 80, which isn't exactly ancient, but it's old enough to cringe when someone of that age falls off a damned scooter), but isn't it kind of hilarious anyway? Isn't it sort of funny in a oops-sorry-I-accidentally-kicked-your-stupid-cat-down-the-stairs-but-at-least-he's-OK kind of way? Can we just agree on that and thank our lucky stars that no hips were broken? />
I know we're not supposed to laugh when people fall because, my gosh, what if they're injured? And it's especially uncool to laugh when people fall if they're elderly, and there's no doubt about the fact that Regis Philbin is almost older than dirt (alright, he's 80, which isn't exactly ancient, but it's old enough to cringe when someone of that age falls off a damned scooter), but isn't it kind of hilarious anyway? Isn't it sort of funny in a oops-sorry-I-accidentally-kicked-your-stupid-cat-do...
Odd friends at the AMAs. [Bossip]
More Great Gatsby stills. [Lainey Gossip]
Megan Fox does a suck face. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore plans on ruining Ashton Kutcher. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities with facial tics. [theBERRY]
This is what Kristin Cavallari wore to the Marine Ball. [Starpulse]
"It Gets Better": The Lady Gaga edition. [The Frisky]
And, of course, now Beyonce's baby bump is gigantic. [Amy Grindhouse]
January Jones can't carry her own child. [The Superficial]
Ryan Dunn remembered by his friends in a special MTV ... special. [ICYDK]
Sad Ashton Kutcher o...
I don't know about you guys, but when I heard that Leonardo DiCaprio was slated to play Jay Gatsby in Great Gatsby 2012, I was pretty stoked. I'm not a huge fan of Leonardo, but if I really thought hard about it, there probably wasn't another snotty, pretentious actor who could really pull Gatsby off. Tobey Maguire cast as Nick Carraway, now, eh. I think they'd have been better advised to cast someone like - ahem - Ryan Gosling in the role of Nick Carraway, but hey. Life isn't always fair and so...
We're supposed to, what, feel bad for this asshat? Are we supposed to be all weepy and sentimental because a doofy douchebag couldn't keep his juvenile penis in his pants and had to squeeze it out over a chick that wasn't even all that great to begin with? Please. I have absolutely no remorse in thinking this guy is a letch, and any sympathy he might have gotten from me completely went out - wait, no, never mind. This tool doesn't deserve sympathy from anywhere.
"Marriage is hard"? Is that w...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Jennifer Lopez-new-boyfriend photo: John
"There are only TWO jackets like this in the...
Ashton Kutcher thought buying Demi Moore a car would save their marriage. [The Superficial]
Win the new Dixie Chicks album. [The Frisky]
Pauly D and Britney? [TMZ]
Is the Situation headed for more reality TV? [Starpulse]
What Katherine Heigl wore (!) to the American Music Awards. [Lainey Gossip]
A review of Michael Jackson's new album, 'Immortal'. [LA Times]
Even Kim Kardashian's "BFFs" hate her now. [Amy Grindhouse]
AnnaLynne McCord's unfortunate camel toe. [Yeeeah]
J. ...
Just when you thought Audrina Patridge solely enjoyed the honor of looking really, really terrible at the 2011 American Music Awards, Christina Aguilera throws her hat into the ring for contention of "worst dressed," and ladies and gentlemen, I think girlfriend here has got it in the bag. Or rather, in the bandage dress that she unceremoniously stole from Jennifer Love Hewitt's closet like a cookie bandit in the night.
Lastly, am I the only one who's been kind of over Maroon 5 for, like, almost seven years? Yes?
...
Here's the rest of the melee, and I've also included even more photos of Audrina Patridge's ridiculousness. I love it. It's awful, and it's ... awful.
Who was also there: Gym Class Heroes' Travie McCoy, and do you remember back when Katy Perry dated Travie McCoy? Wasn't that some crazy shit right there? Also, Nickelback. LOL on that.
[gallery columns="7"]...
What were you guys doing last night while the AMAs were on? I was watching football, but happened to flip by Katy Perry's weird, pink performance. When I saw that, I came to the realization that I made the smart choice by choosing sports over celebrity, and I was happy about it. HAPPY, do you hear?
Favorite Country Album - Taylor Swift, "Speak Now"
Favorite Country Female Artist - Taylor Swift
Favorite Country Band - Lady Antebellum
Favorite Country Male Artist – Blake Shelton
...
A horrible Walking Dead confession. [Lainey Gossip]
Ashton Kutcher is using his divorce to market new products. Awesome. [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson was made for pregnancy. [Starpulse]
YUM: Thanksgiving cookie decorating ideas. [theBERRY]
Adam Lambert has a large, bulging crotch. [Socialite Life]
Liza Minelli's dog broke her leg in three places. Liza's leg. Like, the dog did it. [TMZ]
The Sweet Valley High movie is going to be NOSTALGIC. Go figure. [The Frisky]
Breaking Dawn bro...
Remember awhile back I wrote a Katy Perry post about her new GHD Hair gig and how - ugh - no one flat irons their hair anymore? Well, a lot of you guys had some strong opinions about taming the shrews atop your heads, and I felt proper told when all of the readers claim that they have coarse, unmanageable hair much like myself, but they actually do something about it. My opinion was, hey, they must work outside of the home and care what they look like in public (not like, you know, me, who work...
Odd friends at the AMAs. [Bossip]
More Great Gatsby stills. [Lainey Gossip]
Megan Fox does a suck face. [The Superficial]
Demi Moore plans on ruining Ashton Kutcher. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities with facial tics. [theBERRY]
This is what Kristin Cavallari wore to the Marine Ball. [Starpulse]
"It Gets Better": The Lady Gaga edition. [The Frisky]
And, of course, now Beyonce's baby bump is gigantic. [Amy Grindhouse]
January Jones can't carry her own child. [The Superficial]
Ryan Dunn remembered by his friends in a special MTV ... special. [ICYDK]
Sad Ashton Kutcher o...
I don't know about you guys, but when I heard that Leonardo DiCaprio was slated to play Jay Gatsby in Great Gatsby 2012, I was pretty stoked. I'm not a huge fan of Leonardo, but if I really thought hard about it, there probably wasn't another snotty, pretentious actor who could really pull Gatsby off. Tobey Maguire cast as Nick Carraway, now, eh. I think they'd have been better advised to cast someone like - ahem - Ryan Gosling in the role of Nick Carraway, but hey. Life isn't always fair and so...
We're supposed to, what, feel bad for this asshat? Are we supposed to be all weepy and sentimental because a doofy douchebag couldn't keep his juvenile penis in his pants and had to squeeze it out over a chick that wasn't even all that great to begin with? Please. I have absolutely no remorse in thinking this guy is a letch, and any sympathy he might have gotten from me completely went out - wait, no, never mind. This tool doesn't deserve sympathy from anywhere.
"Marriage is hard"? Is that w...