Geri Halliwell's upskirt. [The Superficial]
Two movies Mariah Carey will not be seeing. [Lainey Gossip]
Why Ke$ha's song is being pulled from airwaves. [Splash]
Alyssa Milano turns 40! [Starpulse]
Ben Affleck heads to Capitol Hill. [TMZ]
The Rock's legs don't need Photoshop. Dear God. [The Blemish]
When dudes take self-portraits in the bathroom. [theBERRY]
I'd still probably do 'im. [Lainey Gossip]
What's Britney to do now? [The Superficial]
F-ck you, Ted Nugent. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel...
I can't even believe it, guys. Do you know that it's been over a month since we last talked about Snooki? Do you remember the times when a day or two couldn't go by without some crazy Snooki story dominating the news? Gosh. I guess she really would rather talk politics than get wasted these days.
And in all honesty? There's really no story here, either---I just wanted to know what you thought about her outfit. It's way, way better than some other things that she's worn in the past (like th...
I mean, could it be because she, herself, can't shut up about it? And not only can she not shut up about it in interviews, because quite honestly, it's probably begun to perpetuate itself at this point, she can't shut up about it in her "art," either. You heard that right---LeAnn Rimes has written a song called 'Borrowed', and it's all about ... well, it's about "borrowing" another woman's husband. Bazinga.
In a recent appearance with Jay Leno, LeAnn talks about one of her newer songs this ye...
No, really, she is---she's single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna's Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we're all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.
After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna...
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Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]
Blake Shelton does 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'. [Bitten and Bound]
Here's the nude hacker. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]
People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]
Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn't be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]
Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]
Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]
Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]
Quentin Tarantino says that movies don't cause shootings. ...
Photographer Alison Jackson is back at it with the spoof photos of the Royal Couple, and this time she envisions what Christmas would be like in Prince William and Duchess Kate's household.
Naturally, the photos are a farce, and while the lookalikes are rather good, there's still something missing. Like, oh, I don't know, realism. Do you really think that Kate would be serving f-cking potatoes while Prince William kicks back at the dinner table? No, for two reasons: the Duchess doesn't seem to rol...
Because I love 'Ghostbusters', and 'Scrooged' is my all-time favorite Christmas movie alongside 'Love Actually', we're going to talk about Bill Murray for a minute. Because while Bill Murray was never what I would consider "hot" (like, ever), there's definitely something pretty distinctive about his look these days, and I'm sure it's got something to do with his getting up in age (Bill Murray is sixty-two years old, if you can believe it---my Dad is sixty-two years old). I'd have never, for one sec...
I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick. I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness. It was so bad for me. I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight… you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time… and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous. Something not human was happening. The first trimester was really rough and then I got to about 12 weeks a...
It's all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]
Nobody's buying Ke$ha's album because it's called 'Die Young'. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]
But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake looks ......
As you guys can see, Drew did a sit-down with Allure, and in the interview, she talked about a bunch of relevant stuff, including the period in her life where she was showing everyone her tits (you know, like David Letterman) and doing drugs and basically being all like Lindsay Lohan (except with true, genuine talent that didn't dry up as soon as she got all alcohol-wet), and still, after all these years, she's still so down to earth and likable.
From Allure, Drew Barrymore on posing for P...
From Tish Cyrus's super fancy personal blog:
…As for Miley, its been a really tough week. As you all know her beloved baby girl Lila passed away. Everyone has been so precious and so supportive of her and I love you all so much for that. Miley loved Lila more than anyone can imagine. I know some people were saying its JUST a dog, but to Miley she was so much more. In Miley’s life, as you can imagine, its hard to let many people into your tight circle of family and friends. Anytime, that Miley...
Geri Halliwell's upskirt. [The Superficial]
Two movies Mariah Carey will not be seeing. [Lainey Gossip]
Why Ke$ha's song is being pulled from airwaves. [Splash]
Alyssa Milano turns 40! [Starpulse]
Ben Affleck heads to Capitol Hill. [TMZ]
The Rock's legs don't need Photoshop. Dear God. [The Blemish]
When dudes take self-portraits in the bathroom. [theBERRY]
I'd still probably do 'im. [Lainey Gossip]
What's Britney to do now? [The Superficial]
F-ck you, Ted Nugent. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel...
I can't even believe it, guys. Do you know that it's been over a month since we last talked about Snooki? Do you remember the times when a day or two couldn't go by without some crazy Snooki story dominating the news? Gosh. I guess she really would rather talk politics than get wasted these days.
And in all honesty? There's really no story here, either---I just wanted to know what you thought about her outfit. It's way, way better than some other things that she's worn in the past (like th...
I mean, could it be because she, herself, can't shut up about it? And not only can she not shut up about it in interviews, because quite honestly, it's probably begun to perpetuate itself at this point, she can't shut up about it in her "art," either. You heard that right---LeAnn Rimes has written a song called 'Borrowed', and it's all about ... well, it's about "borrowing" another woman's husband. Bazinga.
In a recent appearance with Jay Leno, LeAnn talks about one of her newer songs this ye...
No, really, she is---she's single, and she went and confirmed it herself on her Twitter page. Rihanna and Chris Brown are no more, and all it constituted was a tiny, shitty blip on Rihanna's Twitter feed. Unreal, guys. And why could that be? What? Because Rihanna and Chris Brown are unstable and combustible and generally ridiculous? Oh, right. So I guess we're all pretty much not surprised by anything they do, including having babies. Got it.
After the jump (due to NSFW language) is Rihanna...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on ...
Never bring your brain to an assplay indeed. [The Superficial]
Blake Shelton does 'Dude Looks Like a Lady'. [Bitten and Bound]
Here's the nude hacker. [Starpulse]
Kirstie Alley does the Ugly Elf dance online. [OMGBlog]
People are defending Brandi Glanville. [Socialite Life]
Someone says lingerie modeling shouldn't be a career aspiration. [Celebslam]
Is Kim Kardashian a fatty fatty boombalatty? [Yeeeah]
Deadmau5 is, like, the romanticest. [The Blemish]
Explaning the Newtown shooting to a son. [The Frisky]
Quentin Tarantino says that movies don't cause shootings. ...
Photographer Alison Jackson is back at it with the spoof photos of the Royal Couple, and this time she envisions what Christmas would be like in Prince William and Duchess Kate's household.
Naturally, the photos are a farce, and while the lookalikes are rather good, there's still something missing. Like, oh, I don't know, realism. Do you really think that Kate would be serving f-cking potatoes while Prince William kicks back at the dinner table? No, for two reasons: the Duchess doesn't seem to rol...
Because I love 'Ghostbusters', and 'Scrooged' is my all-time favorite Christmas movie alongside 'Love Actually', we're going to talk about Bill Murray for a minute. Because while Bill Murray was never what I would consider "hot" (like, ever), there's definitely something pretty distinctive about his look these days, and I'm sure it's got something to do with his getting up in age (Bill Murray is sixty-two years old, if you can believe it---my Dad is sixty-two years old). I'd have never, for one sec...
I was about two months pregnant. I was really sick. I was very nauseous. I had really bad morning sickness. It was so bad for me. I was convinced that I was, like, maybe birthing a vampire baby like the one in Twilight… you know what happens to Bella, where she’s in cold sweats all the time… and I felt like that was happening because I had no vitamins and nutrients and I was just nauseous. Something not human was happening. The first trimester was really rough and then I got to about 12 weeks a...
It's all over for Lindsay Lohan. [The Superficial]
Things women do to make themselves feel feminine. [The Frisky]
Nobody's buying Ke$ha's album because it's called 'Die Young'. [TMZ]
Scarlett Johansson hacker gets ten years in prison, Lindsay gets none. [Starpulse]
But is she getting a ring for Christmas this year? [Lainey Gossip]
Joe Simpson took $4.5 million dollars in life insurance out on Jessica Simpson. [Splash]
Jessica Simpson is the Hungry Bridesmaid. [The Superficial]
Justin Timberlake looks ......
As you guys can see, Drew did a sit-down with Allure, and in the interview, she talked about a bunch of relevant stuff, including the period in her life where she was showing everyone her tits (you know, like David Letterman) and doing drugs and basically being all like Lindsay Lohan (except with true, genuine talent that didn't dry up as soon as she got all alcohol-wet), and still, after all these years, she's still so down to earth and likable.
From Allure, Drew Barrymore on posing for P...
From Tish Cyrus's super fancy personal blog:
…As for Miley, its been a really tough week. As you all know her beloved baby girl Lila passed away. Everyone has been so precious and so supportive of her and I love you all so much for that. Miley loved Lila more than anyone can imagine. I know some people were saying its JUST a dog, but to Miley she was so much more. In Miley’s life, as you can imagine, its hard to let many people into your tight circle of family and friends. Anytime, that Miley...