Oh, now, that's nice. A dolphin tattoo on your hip. I love this.
Three guesses as to who belongs to that suave, suave ink:
1 - The dude used to be a total top-o-the-A-list heartthrob 'til he grew an alcohol addiction, and a gambling addiction, and an alleged penchant for cheating on his sweetheart wife
2 - He did not look so good in orange
3 - He taught me the meaning of the word "candor"
Take your guesses and jump on in!
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I know you guys were sitting back, kicking it with your leftovers this weekend, when a hot panic broke out over your being: you hadn't seen a LeAnn Rimes post on Evil Beet in, what, two weeks? Well, naturally I had to see what she's been up to, and what did I find? These palate-pleasing little photos of LeAnn strutting her stuff in the autumn sun, probably-braless for the world to see. Isn't that charming Eddie Cibrian just, like, the luckiest guy in the whole entire WORLD?
I personally like ...
Well, well, if it isn't Mr. and Mrs. Doug Hutchison, shopping somewhere on Sunset Boulevard for lingerie at Victoria's Secret. I like Vickie's and all, but isn't this kind of thing precisely the reason that Courtney married up when she married Doug Hutchison, so she'd be able to buy pretty things from higher-end stores, more like Frederick's of Hollywood or even La Perla? I mean, is that disappointment I'm seeing in her eyes, or do you think maybe it's just gas? That dress is awfully tight, you...
"This is amazing. You know you're a stoner when your friends make you a 'Bob Marley' cake. You know you smoke way too much fu*king weed."
Oh my. Apparently pot is not the gateway drug, SALVIA is. Remember that video posted of Miley, the one where she's stoned out of her mind on "salvia"? Right, well, she's moseyed on over to the Mary Jane, as you can see, and salvia is probably the culprit, don't you know.
The above quote was pulled from an exclusive video filmed of Miley's birthday, w...
Move over, Ashley and Mary-Kate: you've been owned by your own sister. This is Elizabeth Olsen's Marie Claire debut, and other than sort of looking like Eva Longoria in one photo (not good, guys, seriously), Elizabeth Olsen is definitely the best Olsen of them all. I mean, yeah, she didn't star in Full House, and she isn't a revered fashion designer worth bajillions of dollars, but she's cute, she's demure, and above all, she can apparently act. Her appeal is through the roof.
See what not bein...
You remember this - the publication that Nicole Scherzinger took it all off for and made me question what the hell her ass was up to. Yes, OK. Here's the rest of the nudes that were featured, including Victoria's Secret model Alessandra Ambrosio, Bianca Balti (who I'm too lazy to Google; call it turkey hangover), Christie Teigen, Irina Shayk, Kate Upton, and Stacy Keibler.
Who's the best piece of ass?
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Happy Thanksgiving from Courtney Stodden's fake tits. [The Superficial]
Looks like Lourdes really IS embarrassed by Madonna. [Cele|bitchy]
Jennifer Garner is the cutest pregnant lady ever. [Starpulse]
How to shop for all kinds of candles. [The Frisky]
Usher idolizes Bieber. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian & Jennifer Love Hewitt, new BFFs? [Socialite Life]
Leonardo DiCaprio's new girlfriend. [The Blemish]
Remember Dax Shepard? [theBERRY]
More awesome shots of The Great Gatsby. [Caught o...
You know what the best thing is about this couple? That they're absolutely no pretension or confusion as to who they are. They fulfill their red carpet obligations and act in the movies that their agents see as good fits, and they say all of the words that their fans are dying to hear. Another best thing? They're completely normal folks, just like you and I. They don't gussy themselves all up to go to dinner or to a movie, or even for a quiet stroll down the street, and they still appear to be happy to...
I'm not usually a fan of people dressing their animals up - and not because I think it's all noble and kind to revere animals like PETA does, worshiping them and not, you know, wanting to embarrass them - but because it's stupid. It's flat-out stupid. If you want to go ahead and dress your dog or cat, I'm alright with that. Just don't expect me to reciprocate or join in the fun by making my coonhound parade around in booties, sweaters, cell phone holders or watches. They're animals, ffs.
A...
Michael Buble is just ... OK, let's face it: he's not hot. He's way talented, and I like a lot of his music (especially his Christmas renditions), and he might be a perfectly nice guy when he's not slamming women with misogynistic labels like "bitch," which I'd normally be OK with, but something about him publicly bashing Kim Kardashian just didn't really settle all that well with me, truth be told. He also allegedly cheated on one of the sweetest girls in the world, Emily Blunt, time and time an...
"I might have been a bump in the road - but for someone to file for divorce, obviously it was a long time coming. They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture."
Isn't that super news, guys? That former mistress Sara Leal isn't feeling any guilt about cavorting with a married man? I know this is opening a can of worms for a lot of people, but let's be truthful here: while part of her statement is correct ("They obviously had issues way before I came into the picture"), and if it wasn't her, it probably would have been...
Reese Witherspoon's massive cameltoe. [The Superficial]
Jonah Hill is actually kind of hot these days. [Lainey Gossip]
Kelly Rowland's new boyfriend. [Bossip]
PETA's probably going to destroy Janet Jackson's house now. [Starpulse]
Now Suri Cruise is writing a book. See? ALIEN. [Cele|bitchy]
Celebrities and their families at the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. [Huff Po]
Awesome espresso cups courtesy of Etsy. Christmas is coming, after all. [The Frisky]
Mexican Esquire made Ashley Greene Latino. [Yeeeah]
Celebrities who shaved their heads. [the...