Sit back, swallow that, and tell me this isn't some kind of warped damage control.
According to Us Weekly:
Get ready for one more member of the extended Kardashian family to keep up with! Kourtney Kardashian and beau Scott Disick are expecting their second child together, they tell the new Us Weekly in an exclusive cover story.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive r...
Hayden Panettiere's boobs! [The Superficial]
Bradley Cooper's following Ryan Gosling around. [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner are divorcing now. [Bossip]
Kate Beckinsale still has legs. [Starpulse]
J Woww's got a gun. [TMZ]
And now Pan Am is over. [The Blemish]
Way back when Madonna was taking over magazines. [theBERRY]
Jason Segel's dating problem. [Huff Po]
Blind Items: what Twilight star is a coke fiend? [Hollywood Dame]
Amanda Seyfried's ass. That's all. [The Superficial]
What happened to Scarlett Johansson's body? [Cele|bitchy...
So it's totally frightening how uncomfortable Charlize Theron made me during the whole entire forty-five seconds of this (NSFW due to language) new trailer. Seriously, like, I know people who act like this. Frequently.
But enough about that. I cannot wait to see this movie. We've talked it up here enough, and now the ball's in your court, folks - are you going to spend the dough to see this in theaters, or wait 'til it's in the bargain rental section at Blockbuster? />
So it's totally frightening how uncomfortable Charlize Theron made me during the whole entire forty-five seconds of this (NSFW due to language) new trailer. Seriously, like, I know people who act like this. Frequently.
But enough about that. I cannot wait to see this movie. We've talked it up here enough, and now the ball's in your court, folks - are you going to spend the dough to see this in theaters, or wait 'til it's in the bargain rental section at Blockbuster? ...
An excerpt from Hammond's new book, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked:
"I am three or four years old, and my mother is holding me close to her with one arm. In her free hand she holds a serrated steak knife. Slowly, she sticks it into the center of my tongue, making an incision about one-quarter inch to one-half inch long. It is quiet except for the sound of the hibiscus bush thump-thumping against the kitchen window. I do not struggle or cry. Somehow I know that to do so will make i...
And now they're doing it in PARIS. Isn't that just sultry and smoky and romantic? Doesn't it make you think of patisseries and antebellum-like architecture and gold-leaf patterned cafe-ware? It should. It should also make you think of Ryan Gosling sticking it in someone who probably can't rub two brain cells and a book of matches together to cause a spark enough to power the wheel that the demented-assed mouse runs on inside her pretty little head and it should make you angry.
And if you'...
I cannot imagine why these magazines are still running cover stories and photo featurettes even now, after it's confirmed that Kim Kardashian's career is practically over. Oh, wait, right - because they already paid for this slimy-assed BS and probably have no other choice but to run it. I mean, it's not as if they're going to get anyone good in such short order. Whatever. I'm so over all of this, and this interview is sort of the cherry atop the whipped cream atop the gut-busting sundae that you just don't need to eat, and the following quotes are hand-picked to be the best. Enjoy them i...
Usher doesn't deserve his kids. [TMZ]
How much the 12 days of Christmas would actually cost you. [The Frisky]
Courtney Stodden is a good Christian woman. [The Superficial]
Guess who the most Googled star in the world is. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie in all of her natural beauty. [Lainey Gossip]
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard had sex again. [LA Times]
10 Days 'til Community done. [Pajiba]
Kim Kardashian forced Kris Humphries to be on her stupid show against his will. [Amy Grindhouse]
Demi Lovato loses some weave in public. [Yeeeah]
Taylor Momsen's o...
“I don’t know. By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It’s definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take. But you move on, don’t you? You’re right, I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived in it for quite a long period of my life. I’ll probably be more eloquent on it 10 years from now. When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you’ve st...
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Somebody should probably let her fans know about this, huh?
No, but seriously, I don't hate the video. I like the message. It's just that it's from Gaga, and when she talks about removing hats being akin to losing vital organs, I have a really hard time taking her all that seriously.
Lastly, why is she leering at the camera? />
Somebody should probably let her fans know about this, huh?
No, but seriously, I don't hate the video. I like the message. It's just that it's from Gaga, and when she talks about removing hats being akin to losing vital organs, I have a really hard time taking her all that seriously.
Lastly, why is she leering at the camera?...
After reading this interview, I got the impression that Scarlett Johansson's a lot smarter and more worldly than we give her credit for. She's intelligent and cares about stuff and isn't just another pretty-faced actress, you know? Haha, sorry, my bad. I'm totally kidding. Her best body of work to date (aside from Love Song for Bobby Long, which I'm starting to wonder if it was a fluke) is that weird Dolce & Gabbana commercial where she talks about how much she loves the way her lips look when...
The best of the Thanksgiving Eve photos. [The Superficial]
Things are looking up for Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian does yoga with a nude instructor, Kris Humphries goes wild. [Bossip]
PHOTOS: Student fashion in 1969. [theBERRY]
Kate Gosselin reaches out to Kris Jenner to help pimp her kids. [Cele|bitchy]
This is why you should never get Botox. Seriously. [Amy Grindhouse]
Charlize Theron was bullied in high school, of course. [The Frisky]
Beyonce wants to do a sexy dance for you. [ICYDK]
This Casper Smart sexing-thing is appa...
Sit back, swallow that, and tell me this isn't some kind of warped damage control.
According to Us Weekly:
Get ready for one more member of the extended Kardashian family to keep up with! Kourtney Kardashian and beau Scott Disick are expecting their second child together, they tell the new Us Weekly in an exclusive cover story.
The E! reality star, 32, took a pregnancy test about five weeks ago -- and woke up Disick, 28 (not a morning person!), around 7.a.m. to tell him the positive r...
Hayden Panettiere's boobs! [The Superficial]
Bradley Cooper's following Ryan Gosling around. [Lainey Gossip]
Kris Kardashian and Bruce Jenner are divorcing now. [Bossip]
Kate Beckinsale still has legs. [Starpulse]
J Woww's got a gun. [TMZ]
And now Pan Am is over. [The Blemish]
Way back when Madonna was taking over magazines. [theBERRY]
Jason Segel's dating problem. [Huff Po]
Blind Items: what Twilight star is a coke fiend? [Hollywood Dame]
Amanda Seyfried's ass. That's all. [The Superficial]
What happened to Scarlett Johansson's body? [Cele|bitchy...
An excerpt from Hammond's new book, God, If You're Not Up There, I'm F*cked:
"I am three or four years old, and my mother is holding me close to her with one arm. In her free hand she holds a serrated steak knife. Slowly, she sticks it into the center of my tongue, making an incision about one-quarter inch to one-half inch long. It is quiet except for the sound of the hibiscus bush thump-thumping against the kitchen window. I do not struggle or cry. Somehow I know that to do so will make i...
And now they're doing it in PARIS. Isn't that just sultry and smoky and romantic? Doesn't it make you think of patisseries and antebellum-like architecture and gold-leaf patterned cafe-ware? It should. It should also make you think of Ryan Gosling sticking it in someone who probably can't rub two brain cells and a book of matches together to cause a spark enough to power the wheel that the demented-assed mouse runs on inside her pretty little head and it should make you angry.
And if you'...
I cannot imagine why these magazines are still running cover stories and photo featurettes even now, after it's confirmed that Kim Kardashian's career is practically over. Oh, wait, right - because they already paid for this slimy-assed BS and probably have no other choice but to run it. I mean, it's not as if they're going to get anyone good in such short order. Whatever. I'm so over all of this, and this interview is sort of the cherry atop the whipped cream atop the gut-busting sundae that you just don't need to eat, and the following quotes are hand-picked to be the best. Enjoy them i...
Usher doesn't deserve his kids. [TMZ]
How much the 12 days of Christmas would actually cost you. [The Frisky]
Courtney Stodden is a good Christian woman. [The Superficial]
Guess who the most Googled star in the world is. [Starpulse]
Angelina Jolie in all of her natural beauty. [Lainey Gossip]
Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard had sex again. [LA Times]
10 Days 'til Community done. [Pajiba]
Kim Kardashian forced Kris Humphries to be on her stupid show against his will. [Amy Grindhouse]
Demi Lovato loses some weave in public. [Yeeeah]
Taylor Momsen's o...
“I don’t know. By the way, I enjoyed my first marriage. It’s definitely not something I regret. The experience was ultimately very positive. I love the kids that came out of it, and I could see no other route to take. But you move on, don’t you? You’re right, I stepped into a soap opera, and I lived in it for quite a long period of my life. I’ll probably be more eloquent on it 10 years from now. When you end up with a lot of the things you set out to chase and find that you’ve st...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Selena Gomez-Nicki Minaj-Katy Perry-Taylor Swift photo: Jak
"iBlow. iSuck. iPop. iWa...
After reading this interview, I got the impression that Scarlett Johansson's a lot smarter and more worldly than we give her credit for. She's intelligent and cares about stuff and isn't just another pretty-faced actress, you know? Haha, sorry, my bad. I'm totally kidding. Her best body of work to date (aside from Love Song for Bobby Long, which I'm starting to wonder if it was a fluke) is that weird Dolce & Gabbana commercial where she talks about how much she loves the way her lips look when...
The best of the Thanksgiving Eve photos. [The Superficial]
Things are looking up for Bruce Willis. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian does yoga with a nude instructor, Kris Humphries goes wild. [Bossip]
PHOTOS: Student fashion in 1969. [theBERRY]
Kate Gosselin reaches out to Kris Jenner to help pimp her kids. [Cele|bitchy]
This is why you should never get Botox. Seriously. [Amy Grindhouse]
Charlize Theron was bullied in high school, of course. [The Frisky]
Beyonce wants to do a sexy dance for you. [ICYDK]
This Casper Smart sexing-thing is appa...