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Love It or Leave It: Jennifer Lopez Puts Her Best Cheeks Forward

photo of jennifer lopez hot body pictures photos pics age pic I don't know about you guys, but I think Jennifer Lopez's got one of the best bodies in the business. She's curvy, natural, and above all, aging pretty well. Girlfriend's not her former In Living Color age, but she's way hotter than almost all of the other women in her celebrity peer group including Jennifer Aniston, Cate Blanchett, Catherine Zeta-Jones, and Renee Zellweger. Also, the dress is the hotness. Yeah, PETA'd probably break out in tears to read that (it's made out of leather, yel...

Robert Pattinson Was Out With This Chick Over the Weekend

[image removed on request] The lady in the back seat of the car is Sarah Roemer, and she's an actress most famous for a role in Disturbia. That, and she was also featured in Maxim. Lately, there've been rumors of a break-up between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and these photos really only fuel the fire that's been burning over the past few weeks. But do I believe it? Hm. I don't know. I'm not really sure. I mean, a lot of people say that Kristen and Rob's relationship is totally faked and totally staged and totally for the benefit of the Twilight films' publicity, but I don't really get that vibe. If that's the case, come on. Was Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams' relationship staged? Are you telling me that there's no true love left in the world? If Bella Swan and Edward Cullen can't make it without some average-looking twit blonde named Sarah coming between them, who can, I ask? WHO? All I know is that in the looks department, Kristen's got this bitch beat. Who'd you rather:
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/>[image removed on request] The lady in the back seat of the car is Sarah Roemer, and she's an actress most famous for a role in Disturbia. That, and she was also featured in Maxim. Lately, there've been rumors of a break-up between Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, and these photos really only fuel the fire that's been burning over the past few weeks. But do I believe it? Hm. I don't know. I'm not really sure. I mean, a lot of people say that Kristen and Rob's relationship is totally faked and totally s...

Neil Patrick Harris Said “Tranny” and Ticked Off a Bunch of People

OK, I'm going to warn you - this clip is actually absolutely hilarious. I need to get a hold of this stuff for parties. Do you know how funny that'd be? Ugh. I'm dying over here. Anyway, the allegedly not-so-funny part of the clip was when NPH claimed that he's "never sounded more like a tranny in [his] life" after taking a hit of some gas that made his voice about forty shades deeper, but what's the deal according to you guys: offensive or not? Was Neil Patrick Harris's use of the word "tranny" in this context as offensive to you as others felt it was? Neil later apologized via Twitter saying:
"Truly sorry for saying the word 'tranny' on Live this week. Twice! Should have been more thoughtful. Didn't at all mean to offend."
Thoughts? Could it have been worse? Is it different coming from someone so damned lovable and sweet? Like, is it akin to a cute and cuddly puppy wearing a bonnet and a diaper calling your mother a motherf*cking c*nt and you can't really take it all that seriously? /> OK, I'm going to warn you - this clip is actually absolutely hilarious. I need to get a hold of this stuff for parties. Do you know how funny that'd be? Ugh. I'm dying over here. Anyway, the allegedly not-so-funny part of the clip was when NPH claimed that he's "never sounded more like a tranny in [his] life" after taking a hit of some gas that made his voice about forty shades deeper, but what's the deal according to you guys: offensive or not? Was Neil Patrick Harris's use of the word ...

Giuliana Rancic Will Have a Double Masectomy

photo of giuliana rancic pictures photos pics From People: "For me, it was important to get the cancer out. That's what I wanted to do, just get it out.  At the end, to be honest, all it came down to was just choosing to live, and not looking over my shoulder for the rest of my life," Rancic said. She said her husband's support was crucial in reaching the decision. "Bill said to me, 'I just need you around for the next 50 years, kid,' " she said. "He said, 'I don't care what you look like, I don't care about the physical portion of this...

Morning Wood

photo of hot amanda seyfried boobs pictures photos pics Kanye West wants world leaders at his funeral. [The Superficial] Is J. Lo's boyfriend going to propose? [Lainey Gossip] Tameka Foster wants Usher drug tested now. [Bossip] Fergie's humps, her humps. [Starpulse] The worst of the after-plastic-surgery. [theBERRY] Hilary Swank admits that she's stupid. [Cele|bitchy] Katy Perry and Russell Brand pretend they're not getting a divorce. [The Superficial] Kimberly Stewart's baby looks just like Jack Osbourne. [Amy Grindhouse] Bab...

Here’s the Rest of That Interview That Ali Lohan Did for Page Six

photo of ali lohan pictures photos page six plastic surgery pics DOOD. This just gets better and better, now, doesn't it? Ali and her "spider-like limbs": Sitting down for a chat, Aliana is polite, sweet and, for the first 20 minutes, guarded. She’s wearing a conservatively chic ensemble of light gray American Apparel pants, a black sleeveless American Apparel blouse buttoned all the way up to her neck and vintage black Chloe booties. (“I love the ’50s. That’s my style,” she says in the trademark Lohan rasp. “I just think it’s really beau...

Demi Lovato Looks Hot for Glamour, But Something’s Amiss

photo of demi lovato glamour magazine photoshop pics Demi Lovato is so gorgeous, isn't she? And isn't she even better-looking when she's not sucking face with Fez? Yes. The answer to that is yes, indelibly, absolutely, indubitably. Girlfriend recently sat with Glamour magazine for a mini-shoot and interview about her trials over the past year, and she had this to say: "Having strength and confidence in yourself [is beautiful]. I think that women who know who they are are beautiful. ... I feel like I’m there. I feel beautiful, you know? I fe...

Olivia Munn Continues Her “Take Me Seriously” Tour With FHM

photo of olivia munn for fhm magazine pics I don't have a whole lot to say about this post, because it kind of speaks for itself. Olivia Munn did a shoot and interview about how nerdy she is for men's magazine, FHM. That's really kind of the extent of it. Also, I realize that some people are gonna say, "Waaaah, blah blah blah you're just jealous of Olivia Munn because she's SO HOT and SEXY NERD WHATEVER," but guys? I can assure you: I am not jealous of ... LOL ... Olivia Munn. Eva Mendes, yes. Rachel McAdams? Oh my God, absolutely. Whatever random vapidy-vapid that happens to be dating Adri...

Poll: Who’s the Best Pregnant Lady?

photo of demi moore nude naked and pregnant pics Your choices are as follows: -Jessica Simpson (who, ahem, is probably my personal favorite). Though it hasn't been confirmed how far along she is, I'd guess she's about six months pregnant: -Hilary Duff. I'm going to guess she's probably about four months along. Girlfriend here has a way to go before she pops, if you know what I mean (and if you don't, well ... OK): -Beyonce. It's debatable as to whether this woman actually is pregnant or not, but for the sake of fun, I'm willing...

Quotables: Michael Buble’s Ever-Present Attitude Problem

photo of michael buble performing pictures photos pics "I had to sing 'Call Me Irresponsible' in front of 20 million people, and the first thing I saw when I got on stage was Simon. I sang about four lines and he looked at me and did this [he rolls his eyes] and that was it, I was done. It killed me. My confidence dropped. Maybe Cheryl Cole gets a little quiet and more demure when she loses her confidence. But I become aloof. I get the attitude of, 'Oh really? Well, f*ck you. You don't like me? Then go f*ck yourself. I'm just gonna do whatever'." Th...

Stars Without Makeup: The Khloe Kardashian Edition

photo of khloe kardashian pictures photos no makeup fat weight loss gain pic See that, up there? That's the best piece of publicity that the Kardashian family's gotten in the last thirty days. In case you didn't recognize her without all of the makeup and glitz, that's Khloe Kardashian on her way to the gym, and I think it's positively refreshing to see that she hits the gym without a full-on Kabuki mask, like other celebrities are prone to. Another thing I don't understand? Those who go to the beach wearing makeup and jewelry. Last I checked, going to the beach for ...

Morning Wood

photo of sara gilbert hot pictures photos Jessica Simpson's massive boobs. [The Superficial] And now they want everyone to believe that they're a happy family, too. [Lainey Gossip] Kris Humphries thought his marriage would be a real one. [Bossip] TNT's new Dallas series: suck or not so bad? [Starpulse] Ryan Gosling plans to settle down with Eva Mendes, says she's The One. [Cele|bitchy] Details on the next (yes, next) Indiana Jones. [Huff Po] Katy Perry's giving tattoos. [The Frisky] Amber Rose's lesbian scene. [Bo...