So, Lea Michele's been kind of getting the shaft from us lately here on Evil Beet, and I thought it appropriate to talk her up for a few minutes, kind of even out the playing fields for everyone. I mean, especially if she's going to be the next Mrs. Kutcher. She sort of has that Demi-Moore-before-total-person-overhaul thing going on, just without all of the 80's charm, so I'm willing to kind of put all of my generally-negative opinions aside for a few minutes to say that GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD. Serious...
Christina's recent shoot here comes from an interview taken with Emmy magazine, where she talks about those crazy teenage years that we loved her for:
“I was rebellious. I said a lot of crazy things. I was doing that because I felt threatened. When you’re a teenager and people are asking you fairly intimate questions, or questions where you’re not really sure that your opinion is going to sound smart or interesting, your defense is to make fun of yourself or the situation.”
OK. ...
But her hair sure does look cute, doesn't it? I guess if you cover up your biggest assets, all you've got to fall back on is your hair, huh? I mean, there's no attempting to validate Katy through her gross-assed husband (seriously, what the hell does she see in that gritty gitch), that's for sure.
Also, is anyone else kind of concerned that Katy's hosting SNL rather than performing? Is this her big transition into television and film, or is Robyn really more famous than she is these days? />
But her hair sure does look cute, doesn't it? I guess if you cover up your biggest assets, all you've got to fall back on is your hair, huh? I mean, there's no attempting to validate Katy through her gross-assed husband (seriously, what the hell does she see in that gritty gitch), that's for sure.
Also, is anyone else kind of concerned that Katy's hosting SNL rather than performing? Is this her big transition into television and film, or is Robyn really more famous than she is these days?...
Oh, no, sorry, this one's 20 years old. My bad. But really, the only one I don't confuse in the Willis/Moore daughtership is Rumer, because she looks way different than the other two. It's Talullah and Scout that I mix up, and this is Scout. (Talullah is the underage one, the one that's going to go buckwild at any second.) I'm wondering if this is retaliation for Ashton Kutcher effing up their tight little singing duo family unit.
In any case, I'm not a fan of the look. She reminds me of this hot mess of a girl that I...
Courtney Stodden wants to stop bullying one bully at a time. [The Superficial]
Rachel McAdams 2012: WHAT?! [Lainey Gossip]
So, I'm hearing Kate Middleton's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde stole one of the Olsen twins' boyfriends. [Starpulse]
Angelina does Marie Claire's January '12 issue. [ICYDK]
What weight loss did to Kirstie Alley's face. [INFDaily]
The Kardashians: apparently, they've only just begun. [Huff Po]
The X-Factor live recap. [CDL]
Shakira lopped a...
From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan will unveil her highly anticipated Playboy spread during an interview on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," her rep told NewsCore Tuesday.
In her first television interview since she served jail time for violating her probation, Lohan, 25, will chat with DeGeneres on Dec. 15 to promote her pictorial in the January/February issue of the men's magazine. The issue will go on sale in late December.
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and wi...
In an appropriately-timed new interview release, Lea Michele talks to NY Mag about being cast opposite Ashton Kutcher in their upcoming flick, New Year's Day, and it's as cheesetastic and self-praising as you can possibly imagine. Here's the best of the quotes!
Lea Michele's initial reaction to being cast with THE, LIKE, HOTTEST GUY EVER, Ashton:
"You know, this guy's like, the hottest guy, and then when they called and said that Ashton was doing it [the role], I was really freaked out. I thought I sho...
“One of the reasons God makes celebrities or other people is to give back, and to be able to use it in a positive way.”
And by "give back," she means that God came down from his gilded throne earlier this year and revealed her true purpose on Earth: to wipe out the influx of her new, fellow reality television stars by spreading fatal STDs amongst those to the likes of The Situation, Farrah Abraham, and Brandi Glanville. Give that back, girl.
Everything finally makes sense now. ...
Kim Kardashian's "media lockdown" is over. Get ready for it. [The Superficial]
George Clooney's girlfriend wants a baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart is Hollywood's Most Profitable Star. [Starpulse]
Pinup penises. [Socialite Life]
Remember Blake Lively's nudes? I DO. [Lainey Gossip]
Jerry Sandusky was arrested again - on separate abuse charges. [TMZ]
Jeri Ryan talks to Jimmy Kimmel about removing a man's testicles. [SeriouslyOMG]
The all-too-common sex mistakes that men...
Ugh, her husband's such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She must be so embarrassed. My Christmas wish this year would be that Courtney Stodden find a classy, classic man who can really accentuate her classy, classic style and bring out the best of her classy, classic, old Hollywood starlet vibe. I'm just waiting for her to break free, guys, and when it happens, oh boy. It's going ...
Of course, that'd be Adele. Were you expecting someone else - someone like Courtney Stodden perhaps? I hear that Courtney Stodden fills her, um, appearance riders with things like life-sized sparkly stuffed ponies, strawberry-flavored edible undies, Bubble Yum, glow-in-the-dark body paint, and blacklight posters. Adele's concert riders, however, are much more refreshing, and I mean that both figuratively and literally - girlfriend likes her water.
Some of the items on Adele's "registry" inclu...
Or in Lindsay's case, new lips.
And aren't they just amazing? Are they in honor of her recent Playboy shoot, which is confirmed to be a full-frontal and complete back view, too? They supposed to match her labia or something (can I say "labia"? Is that considered an OK word)? Because if that's the case, I think she should have gone with a flat grey instead of bright, healthy pink. We all know what's going on down there, let's not pretend it's something that it isn't, alright?
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So, Lea Michele's been kind of getting the shaft from us lately here on Evil Beet, and I thought it appropriate to talk her up for a few minutes, kind of even out the playing fields for everyone. I mean, especially if she's going to be the next Mrs. Kutcher. She sort of has that Demi-Moore-before-total-person-overhaul thing going on, just without all of the 80's charm, so I'm willing to kind of put all of my generally-negative opinions aside for a few minutes to say that GIRL IS LOOKING GOOD. Serious...
Christina's recent shoot here comes from an interview taken with Emmy magazine, where she talks about those crazy teenage years that we loved her for:
“I was rebellious. I said a lot of crazy things. I was doing that because I felt threatened. When you’re a teenager and people are asking you fairly intimate questions, or questions where you’re not really sure that your opinion is going to sound smart or interesting, your defense is to make fun of yourself or the situation.”
OK. ...
Oh, no, sorry, this one's 20 years old. My bad. But really, the only one I don't confuse in the Willis/Moore daughtership is Rumer, because she looks way different than the other two. It's Talullah and Scout that I mix up, and this is Scout. (Talullah is the underage one, the one that's going to go buckwild at any second.) I'm wondering if this is retaliation for Ashton Kutcher effing up their tight little singing duo family unit.
In any case, I'm not a fan of the look. She reminds me of this hot mess of a girl that I...
Courtney Stodden wants to stop bullying one bully at a time. [The Superficial]
Rachel McAdams 2012: WHAT?! [Lainey Gossip]
So, I'm hearing Kate Middleton's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Olivia Wilde stole one of the Olsen twins' boyfriends. [Starpulse]
Angelina does Marie Claire's January '12 issue. [ICYDK]
What weight loss did to Kirstie Alley's face. [INFDaily]
The Kardashians: apparently, they've only just begun. [Huff Po]
The X-Factor live recap. [CDL]
Shakira lopped a...
From the New York Post:
Lindsay Lohan will unveil her highly anticipated Playboy spread during an interview on "The Ellen DeGeneres Show," her rep told NewsCore Tuesday.
In her first television interview since she served jail time for violating her probation, Lohan, 25, will chat with DeGeneres on Dec. 15 to promote her pictorial in the January/February issue of the men's magazine. The issue will go on sale in late December.
"The pictorial is absolutely fantastic and very tasteful, and wi...
In an appropriately-timed new interview release, Lea Michele talks to NY Mag about being cast opposite Ashton Kutcher in their upcoming flick, New Year's Day, and it's as cheesetastic and self-praising as you can possibly imagine. Here's the best of the quotes!
Lea Michele's initial reaction to being cast with THE, LIKE, HOTTEST GUY EVER, Ashton:
"You know, this guy's like, the hottest guy, and then when they called and said that Ashton was doing it [the role], I was really freaked out. I thought I sho...
“One of the reasons God makes celebrities or other people is to give back, and to be able to use it in a positive way.”
And by "give back," she means that God came down from his gilded throne earlier this year and revealed her true purpose on Earth: to wipe out the influx of her new, fellow reality television stars by spreading fatal STDs amongst those to the likes of The Situation, Farrah Abraham, and Brandi Glanville. Give that back, girl.
Everything finally makes sense now. ...
Kim Kardashian's "media lockdown" is over. Get ready for it. [The Superficial]
George Clooney's girlfriend wants a baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Kristen Stewart is Hollywood's Most Profitable Star. [Starpulse]
Pinup penises. [Socialite Life]
Remember Blake Lively's nudes? I DO. [Lainey Gossip]
Jerry Sandusky was arrested again - on separate abuse charges. [TMZ]
Jeri Ryan talks to Jimmy Kimmel about removing a man's testicles. [SeriouslyOMG]
The all-too-common sex mistakes that men...
Ugh, her husband's such a schlub, right? Girlfriend here looks just so classy and classic and clean and her man shows up wearing a grungy t-shirt, beanie hat, and leather jacket. She must be so embarrassed. My Christmas wish this year would be that Courtney Stodden find a classy, classic man who can really accentuate her classy, classic style and bring out the best of her classy, classic, old Hollywood starlet vibe. I'm just waiting for her to break free, guys, and when it happens, oh boy. It's going ...
Of course, that'd be Adele. Were you expecting someone else - someone like Courtney Stodden perhaps? I hear that Courtney Stodden fills her, um, appearance riders with things like life-sized sparkly stuffed ponies, strawberry-flavored edible undies, Bubble Yum, glow-in-the-dark body paint, and blacklight posters. Adele's concert riders, however, are much more refreshing, and I mean that both figuratively and literally - girlfriend likes her water.
Some of the items on Adele's "registry" inclu...
Or in Lindsay's case, new lips.
And aren't they just amazing? Are they in honor of her recent Playboy shoot, which is confirmed to be a full-frontal and complete back view, too? They supposed to match her labia or something (can I say "labia"? Is that considered an OK word)? Because if that's the case, I think she should have gone with a flat grey instead of bright, healthy pink. We all know what's going on down there, let's not pretend it's something that it isn't, alright?
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