I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there's an "angel atop the tree" joke in this photo somewhere, but I'm too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend's duckface. I didn't even know dudes were allowed to make that face, let alone big, jacked dudes with presumably tiny penises. I mean, the steroids have probably done enough damage to his manhood and thus, his manhood-size self-esteem, so why would he want to do anything more to further encourage us to think he's a complete simpering tool, unwo...
While all of you crazy bastards are getting ready to gear up and hit up the town tonight, I want you to play through this song, on loop, at least sixteen times. Then I want you to slap yourself in the face for subjecting yourself to such atrocity, and then send me a virtual slap for putting a damper on your Friday night like this. I don't mean to be such a bitch, but I just had to make sure that others were sharing in my prime time misery tonight.
Have a happy! />
While all of you crazy bastards are getting ready to gear up and hit up the town tonight, I want you to play through this song, on loop, at least sixteen times. Then I want you to slap yourself in the face for subjecting yourself to such atrocity, and then send me a virtual slap for putting a damper on your Friday night like this. I don't mean to be such a bitch, but I just had to make sure that others were sharing in my prime time misery tonight.
Have a happy! ...
This, following the Lindsay Lohan post, is just about all I can take in crazy grossness tonight. It's the limit. As you can see from the video above, our girl Ke$ha started a website called, appropriately, Put Your Beard in My Mouth. And it's strange. And gross. Because most men's beards are like pubes. And does Ke$ha like pubes between her teeth? Well, probably. This is a girl who has a gold tooth, a girl who probably smells like a dried puddle of Mountain Dew, a girl who, though undeniably kind of cute in a I-repulse-myself kind of way, speaks flippantly about glitter in the delicate folds of intimate orifices.
Would you put your beard in Ke$ha's mouth? />Put Your Beard In My Mouth from Magic Seed Productions on Vimeo.
This, following the Lindsay Lohan post, is just about all I can take in crazy grossness tonight. It's the limit. As you can see from the video above, our girl Ke$ha started a website called, appropriately, Put Your Beard in My Mouth. And it's strange. And gross. Because most men's beards are like pubes. And does Ke$ha like pubes between her teeth? Well, probably. This is a girl who has a gold tooth, a girl who probably smells li...
Oh guys. It's here. It kind of arrived ahead of time, and without much regulation leaked-photo-fanfare, but it arrived regardless, and what a disappointment it is.
Lindsay's lips are grossly gigantic (face lips, guys, face lips), her hair looks like it's going to snap off at the roots, and the Marilyn Monroe comparison thing is as worn out and tired as the snatch that she didn't even show. The best two things about the shoot (which is obviously NSFW and will follow after my blathering)? And NO, not THOSE best two things? The interview's lead-in mentions somethi...
And why, Sarah, should I even care about whatever that is, let alone know what it is? Well, lucky for you, you landed on the right page today. The 2012 Pirelli Calendar features models. Topless ones. Bare-breasted women who may, or may not, depending on your personal tastes, completely wow you with their nude forms.
[Shoos with hands] Now go. Look at the pretty photos of the pretty ladies (which are obviously all very, very NSFW), and then come on back and vote for your favorite set.
Jump i...
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time? WTF? [Cele|bitchy]
5 Best Movies on the Humorous Side of Child Endangerment. [Starpulse]
Who keeps bailing Jerry Sandusky out of jail? [The Superficial]
The Karlie Kloss photos are down. [The Frisky]
Will Khloe Kardashian be moving to New Orleans? [TMZ]
Charlize Theron through the years. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan leaked photos. [The Blemish]
So, Courtney Stodden's NOT doing a reality show? [Popbytes]
Beyonce sing...
Hard to believe that these photos were taken just months before Anna Nicole Smith passed away, while she was pregnant with her now-five-year-old daughter, Danilynn, right?
The pictures were unearthed from a promo shoot that was recently used by website Golden Palace, which I was afraid to click on for fear of it being some kind of weird pregnancy-golden-showers pornography site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and it's only an online casino. My luck usually isn't that good, so I'll take it.
Acco...
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Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and - dare I say it - kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole "moving forward" thing seems pretty genuine, and I'm really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I'm kind of impressed by his discretion - unless...
Are you a follower of Sinead O'Connor's blog? Because if you are, then you already heard the news about her totally digging her new husband's penis. If not, here you are, be delighted with the treasures of unwanted mental images:
Dear friends... amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you w...
From a Rachael Ray show transcript via The Insider:
In the episode, set to air December 12, Simpson named her craving of the week. "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand, like I'm taking a tequila shot, and then take a bite of the sandwich."
When her sister Ashlee revealed on the show that she had gained a whopping 52 pounds during her pregnancy, Jessica had to set the record straight: "I'm gonna try to not go over 200 pounds."...
Justin Bieber sends a friendly message to teenage girls' dads. [The Superficial]
Probably the worst dress I've ever seen in life. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson divorcing? [Bossip]
PHOTOS: The sexiest movie stars of 2012. [Starpulse]
Sandra Bullock is doing weird things in undergarments with Sylvester Stallone? [Cele|bitchy]
Lamar Odom has one turbulent night. [Huff Po]
Former Pussycat Doll throws Nicole Scherzinger under the bus. [Bossip]
10 Best Ryan Gosling Internet Memes...
No, she's not, but doesn't her new wax figure at Madam Tussaud's kind of resemble what that guy's stomach looked like on Spaceballs, just before the mini-E.T. checked out of his abdominal cavity and did a song and dance?
What the hell is wrong with these sculptors at Madam Tussaud's - are they drunk half of the time, or is it just laziness?
[gallery]
...
I know Snooki probably wants us to think that there's an "angel atop the tree" joke in this photo somewhere, but I'm too busy looking at her doofus boyfriend's duckface. I didn't even know dudes were allowed to make that face, let alone big, jacked dudes with presumably tiny penises. I mean, the steroids have probably done enough damage to his manhood and thus, his manhood-size self-esteem, so why would he want to do anything more to further encourage us to think he's a complete simpering tool, unwo...
Oh guys. It's here. It kind of arrived ahead of time, and without much regulation leaked-photo-fanfare, but it arrived regardless, and what a disappointment it is.
Lindsay's lips are grossly gigantic (face lips, guys, face lips), her hair looks like it's going to snap off at the roots, and the Marilyn Monroe comparison thing is as worn out and tired as the snatch that she didn't even show. The best two things about the shoot (which is obviously NSFW and will follow after my blathering)? And NO, not THOSE best two things? The interview's lead-in mentions somethi...
And why, Sarah, should I even care about whatever that is, let alone know what it is? Well, lucky for you, you landed on the right page today. The 2012 Pirelli Calendar features models. Topless ones. Bare-breasted women who may, or may not, depending on your personal tastes, completely wow you with their nude forms.
[Shoos with hands] Now go. Look at the pretty photos of the pretty ladies (which are obviously all very, very NSFW), and then come on back and vote for your favorite set.
Jump i...
Jennifer Aniston named the hottest woman of all time? WTF? [Cele|bitchy]
5 Best Movies on the Humorous Side of Child Endangerment. [Starpulse]
Who keeps bailing Jerry Sandusky out of jail? [The Superficial]
The Karlie Kloss photos are down. [The Frisky]
Will Khloe Kardashian be moving to New Orleans? [TMZ]
Charlize Theron through the years. [Socialite Life]
Lindsay Lohan leaked photos. [The Blemish]
So, Courtney Stodden's NOT doing a reality show? [Popbytes]
Beyonce sing...
Hard to believe that these photos were taken just months before Anna Nicole Smith passed away, while she was pregnant with her now-five-year-old daughter, Danilynn, right?
The pictures were unearthed from a promo shoot that was recently used by website Golden Palace, which I was afraid to click on for fear of it being some kind of weird pregnancy-golden-showers pornography site. Thankfully, I was wrong, and it's only an online casino. My luck usually isn't that good, so I'll take it.
Acco...
video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player
Have I really grown to hate Kim Kardashian SO MUCH that this guy here, Kris Humphries, is becoming more and more sympathetic and - dare I say it - kind of attractive? His evasion tactics are sort of charming, and his whole "moving forward" thing seems pretty genuine, and I'm really, really pulling for someone in the NBA to give him a contract.
THIS BOY REALLY LOVES HIS BASKETBALL.
On the whole, I'm kind of impressed by his discretion - unless...
Are you a follower of Sinead O'Connor's blog? Because if you are, then you already heard the news about her totally digging her new husband's penis. If not, here you are, be delighted with the treasures of unwanted mental images:
Dear friends... amongst whom I include whomever may be reading this with a view to writing about the glorious marriage.
Am blogging this cus media people are naturally seeking me.
On sunday I will put up blog on whole day. Too glorious for words.
For now though, as you w...
From a Rachael Ray show transcript via The Insider:
In the episode, set to air December 12, Simpson named her craving of the week. "This week it's peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, toasted. And then, I'll put some salt on my hand, like I'm taking a tequila shot, and then take a bite of the sandwich."
When her sister Ashlee revealed on the show that she had gained a whopping 52 pounds during her pregnancy, Jessica had to set the record straight: "I'm gonna try to not go over 200 pounds."...
Justin Bieber sends a friendly message to teenage girls' dads. [The Superficial]
Probably the worst dress I've ever seen in life. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Hudson divorcing? [Bossip]
PHOTOS: The sexiest movie stars of 2012. [Starpulse]
Sandra Bullock is doing weird things in undergarments with Sylvester Stallone? [Cele|bitchy]
Lamar Odom has one turbulent night. [Huff Po]
Former Pussycat Doll throws Nicole Scherzinger under the bus. [Bossip]
10 Best Ryan Gosling Internet Memes...
No, she's not, but doesn't her new wax figure at Madam Tussaud's kind of resemble what that guy's stomach looked like on Spaceballs, just before the mini-E.T. checked out of his abdominal cavity and did a song and dance?
What the hell is wrong with these sculptors at Madam Tussaud's - are they drunk half of the time, or is it just laziness?
[gallery]
...