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The winner on last week’s Lea Michele-Ashton Kutcher photo: Brittany
“Oh my gosh, he thinks I’m funny. Tonight’s the night.”
First runner-up: HHS
Ashton: “And Demi really believed I was being faithful, isn’t that hysterical?"
Second runner-up: Cocopuff
Ashton: “OMG you think I wan’t a relationship?! God no! We’re just gonna do sex. Nice try though.”
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It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lea Michele-Ashton Kutcher photo: Brittany
“Oh my gosh, ...
Can you believe this woman is 41? She looks 14, and I mean that in a good way. This photo here would be Tina Fey (like, recently), wearing no makeup, and she looks better than some of the fame-hardened twenty-seven-year-olds that I've seen lately. I wonder what her trick is - avoiding direct sunlight, drinking water, and maintaining a balanced diet, or just a general lack of exposure to toxic family members who like to be pissed on as a part of foreplay?
...
GO SHORTY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. And you know something? The only think I probably like less in the world than you, Taylor Swift, is this song and video. It's horrible.
But Happy Birthday. You dated Jake Gyllenhaal, and he's hot, and I can't take that away from you. Plus, you should have a happy birthday anyhow. GET SOME BUB. It might loosen your ass up a little bit.
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GO SHORTY. IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY. And you know something? The only think I probably like less in the world than you, Taylor Swift, is this song and video. It's horrible.
But Happy Birthday. You dated Jake Gyllenhaal, and he's hot, and I can't take that away from you. Plus, you should have a happy birthday anyhow. GET SOME BUB. It might loosen your ass up a little bit.
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According to Merriam-Webster (some dictionary people and not non-legitimate word-definers like myself), a "guru" is "a teacher and especially intellectual guide in matters of fundamental concern." Did you catch that? No? Here it is again: "A TEACHER AND ESPECIALLY INTELLECTUAL GUIDE IN MATTERS OF FUNDAMENTAL CONCERN."
And in young Ali's case, you're probably wondering what "fundamental concern" means to her. I'm guessing, in my layman's terms, that Ali's "fundamental concern" solely lies with ...
This is really great, and I genuinely mean that. I think it's fabulous that Hilary Duff is out and about, shopping for groceries while pregnant and not wearing six-inch heels. I'm not saying that you have to dress like a slob all the time when you're pregnant (I mean, for the most part, I do, but that's beside the point - no one cares what I look like when I go to the bank or run dry cleaning errands in yoga pants and my husband's old hooded sweatshirts), but it's really, really great to see someone - a celebrity! - who doesn't take themselves so seriously that pregnancy is more a fash...
Jessica Simpson's going to be paid to lose that weight. [The Superficial]
Scarlett Johansson dumped Joseph Gordon-Levitt and is now banging Colin Farrell. [Lainey Gossip]
The sexiest, curviest Hollywood stars. [...
I figured out why Christina Aguilera wears those damned leggings all of the time. Wanna know? It's because her boyfriend, Matthew Rutler, loves big, accentuated camel toe. And what bigger, more accentuated camel toe have you seen this year besides Christina-girl's in these photos? None. That's right. Camel toe of the year. So before any of you go on with your "leggings are just comfy and Christina Aguilera wants to be comfy dammit" smugness, you're wrong: it's domestic partner camel toe fascination all...
"Why so sour, Sarah?"
Why? Well, first, it looks like they spliced together sixty-odd different frames from the previous Men in Black movies in order to accomplish the completion of this trailer, so, good for you movie guys, on being industrious and efficient and using your budget well.
Second. IS THAT ADRIEN F-CKING BRODY at the :25 mark? IS IT? How did no one tell me that he was in this movie?! Probably because it wasn't. And he isn't. And now I'm even more biased against this film.
Third. It gets way better after :45, because there's apparently a K - Tommy Lee Jones - impersonator 'round the compound, willing to spread secrets like spilled molasses in cheap cabinetry on a hot day, though everyone (aside from J - Will Smith - of course) thinks K's been dead for 40 years or something. Original, right?
In all seriousness, though, I'm probably only being a grump of a grump today because it seems like it took the film execs so damn long to stop dragging their feet over this movie. Frankly, it doesn't look awful, and I did love the other films in the series, so I'm probably going to see it. It's got time-travel in it, so really, how bad could it be? />
"Why so sour, Sarah?"
Why? Well, first, it looks like they spliced together sixty-odd different frames from the previous Men in Black movies in order to accomplish the completion of this trailer, so, good for you movie guys, on being industrious and efficient and using your budget well.
Second. IS THAT ADRIEN F-CKING BRODY at the :25 mark? IS IT? How did no one tell me that he was in this movie?! Probably because it wasn't. And he isn't. And now I'm even more biased against this film.
Third. ...
Here's some recent (yes, recent, as in "not from ALMOST FIVE YEARS AGO when Britney shaved her head") photos of Britney arriving at LAX on a break from her whirlwind world tour. Cool, right? Except that it's not, because the mystery of Britney's mane has yet to be solved. It goes on and on. Often without general maintenance or, you know, a good sealant.
So.
Busted weave redux?
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So, not too much of a difference, right? Egad. She looks just as shitty in real life as she did in her funny little photo shoot [NSFW!], and you know what? In a twisted, perverse way, that makes me feel like the world is all right once again.
Also, in the Playboy interview, she said this:
"Sex and sexuality are a part of nature, and I go along with nature. I think Marilyn Monroe said that, and I agree with her. Knowing your body and being in touch with your body is important because it gives...
Angelina Jolie is starving herself to save the children. [The Superficial]
Shopping for rings? [Lainey Gossip]
NJ man dies after getting silicone injections INTO HIS PENIS. [Bossip]
OF COURSE Tom Cruise almost died during the filming of his new movie. [Starpulse]
Who's the most profitable actress? [theBERRY]
Daniel Craig is a diva. [Cele|bitchy]
Somebody sexes Britney on stage. [The Superficial]
Meryl Streep's first Vogue cover ever. [Amy Grindhouse]
8 Hookup Dealbreakers. [The Frisky]
Carey Mulligan and her boobs are actually insanely hot. [ICYDK]
PHO...
Look, it's Miley Cyrus trying to distract us from thinking that she's a stoner! Come on, Miles, you don't have to worry about that business: we know you toke up on the regular, and it's OK. Really, it's alright. It's not like you're Lindsay Lohan who feels the need to blow every semi-powdery substance in a 45-mile radius up her nose every time she gets rejected for an Epic Movie Role. We're completely alright with you, and you don't have to go to such extremes as almost baring your boobs to make us li...