Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan's little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn't you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay's veins, pumped in yours, too? Yours'd probably be a lot cleaner, that's for damn sure, but it'd work in theory, nonetheless.
These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn't too skinny after all - yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind o...
"[The idea of Lindsay posing for Playboy] really came as a surprise to me. I kind of had mixed emotions about it initially, and then it turned into something bigger than life. I wasn’t quite sure where she was at in her life, obviously. It depends on whether it’s Tuesday or Thursday."
The Playboy mogul on giving second thoughts to whether or not Lindsay Lohan would be mentally capable of dealing with a half-assed nudie shoot.
What does that say about your career trajectory if someone ...
At least she wouldn't be if Santa saw this lovely set of mini-bitchface photos. I know, I know - cut the kid a break, she's a little girl, what little girl hasn't thrown a temper tantrum in public, yeah, she probably wants that stupid stuffed dog that every other Hollywood couple's daughter on the block has, and it's totally the end of the world that *Katie stood her ground and didn't buy it for her. JEEZ SARAH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT KIDS ARE?
I'm kidding. She's cute, and honestly, it's fine...
Oh Jennifer Aniston. How you slay me with your interviews and your red carpet appearances and your constant onslaught of rom-coms and failed public romances that people just can't get over. You're one of the celebrities that I love to hate and ... hate to ... no. Wait. OK, right. You're just one of the celebrities that I love to hate on. Here's a recent interview with People, guys. Enjoy!
Jennifer on getting skin-savvy:
“I’ve started getting those little sun spots. Things are beginning to pop out. Even the texture [of my skin] is changing. So I’ve recently sta...
Britney's getting married?! Like, again? They say third time's the charm, right?
According to TMZ's Harvey Levin, there's inside info confirming that Britney Spears is, indeed, getting engaged tonight. And if this marriage is anything like her previous two, she'll be married by Tuesday. Kidding. But seriously, I think this is fabulous news. This is a dude (albeit a crazy-eyed dude, but birds of a feather and all that ...) who's stuck by Britney through thick and thin (mostly thick), and seems to be a strong, positive influence ...
The Duggars Tweeted photos of their deceased baby. Appropriate? [The Superficial]
The grossest rebounds of 2011. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye was eating Kim Kardashian up like cake. [Bossip]
Serial daters of 2011. [Starpulse]
Beyonce thinks her pregnancy will be more believable if she goes "partially vegan." [Cele|bitchy]
RIP Christopher Hitchens. [Huff Po]
Leighton Meester's Craigslist stalker. [The Frisky]
Half of Americans are either "poor," or "low-income." [Bossip]
7 Thing...
Jennifer Love Hewitt learned how to be a bitch. [The Superficial]
Clint Eastwood's daughter is ungodly hot. [Lainey Gossip]
Howard Stern is picked up by a reality show. [Starpulse]
The worst of 2011: Melissa Leo's Oscar ads. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's latest rebound hookup. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTO: Sofia Vergara's see-through pants. [TMZ]
What happens when supermodels are asked to "age." [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber's in legal trouble again. [Socialite Life]
Vocal cords: they look like ALIEN GENITALIA. [OMGBlog]
Kris Humphries' "cheating scandal" was scripted. [Yeeeah]
Ali Lohan is EM...
They're heeeere!
My picks are in bold - leave your choices (and thoughts on who was snubbed MELISSA MCCARTHY) in the comments!
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie
Jessica Lange
Kelly Macdonald
Maggie Smith
Sofia Vergara
Evan Rachel Wood
Best Screenplay
Woody Allen
Michel Hazavanicious
Aaron Sorkin
Steven Zaillian
Best Comedy Actor
Alec Baldwin
David Duchovny
Johnny Galecki
Thomas Jane
Matt LeBlanc
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Descendants
The H...
Eddie, or as I lovingly dub him, "Squints McDong," has landed a role in his First Real Movie, and by that I mean "a movie that wasn't made for television, namely Lifetime." The film also cast other stars like Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad, Rebecca Romjin, Jamie Kennedy, and, of course, Tyler Perry, who also wrote the film. Perry claims that the film is about "... an affluent man [who] develops complicating feelings for a single mom [right before his wedding]."
LeAnn must be so STOKED! She probably celebrated by eating a quarter-bowl of Frosted Flakes with 2% milk! The splurge! The indulgence! The irony!
Congrats, Eddie! See what cheating on your snotty Real Housewives wife with a floundering country star will do for your career? YOU GO BOY! />
Eddie, or as I lovingly dub him, "Squints McDong," has landed a role in his First Real Movie, and by that I mean "a movie that wasn't made for television, namely Lifetime." The film also cast other stars like Thandie Newton, Gabrielle Union, Phylicia Rashad, Rebecca Romjin, Jamie Kennedy, and, of course, Tyler Perry, who also wrote the film. Perry claims that the film is about "... an affluent man [who] develops complicating feelings for a single mom [right before his wedding]."
LeAnn must be so STOKED! She probably celebrated by eating a quarter-bowl...
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Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
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Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn't you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!
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Ahem, again. I forgot "again." Forgive me.
In the above clip with the rest of her female cronies, Kim sits with Barbara Walters, who paints a pretty unflattering (and vivid) picture of what really made Kim famous. Hint? It's got all to do with riding some shitty, forgettable rapper's dong and nothing to do with the fact that she's an "entrepreneur."
I also love how Kim's twat mother is completely unashamed of the fact that she and her family hired an attorney to profit off of her daughter's skanky, piss-filled sex tape in the most beneficial way possible. I mean, we all knew that, but it takes some serious spotted gonads to admit it to the ever-classy Barbara Walters.
Talk about seedy, man. SEEDY. />
Ahem, again. I forgot "again." Forgive me.
In the above clip with the rest of her female cronies, Kim sits with Barbara Walters, who paints a pretty unflattering (and vivid) picture of what really made Kim famous. Hint? It's got all to do with riding some shitty, forgettable rapper's dong and nothing to do with the fact that she's an "entrepreneur."
I also love how Kim's twat mother is completely unashamed of the fact that she and her family hired an attorney to profit off of her daught...
PHOTOS: Cameron Diaz and Diddy are banging. [The Superficial]
Hot Harry cuddles a dog. [Lainey Gossip]
10 Presents to give naughty (and nice) celebrities. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus's boobs from all angles - oh yes they're real. [The Superficial]
A trailer you NEED TO SEE: Perfect Sense. [ICYDK]
Did Janice Dickinson lay off the plastic surgery this month? IT SHOWS. [INFDaily]
Ryan Gosling wins "Coolest Person of the Year." [Huff Po]
Who paid $65k for three of Elizabeth Taylor's bangle bracelets? [CDL]
Tall is not cute? [Lainey ...
Imagine that! Lindsay Lohan's little sister can fly! I mean, wouldn't you fly if you knew that the same blood that pumped in Lindsay's veins, pumped in yours, too? Yours'd probably be a lot cleaner, that's for damn sure, but it'd work in theory, nonetheless.
These are some recent pictures of Ali Lohan, just in time to interrupt our train of thought that, hey, maybe she wasn't too skinny after all - yeah, she was Angelina-Jolie-caliber type of skinny, but not, you know, war prisoner kind o...
"[The idea of Lindsay posing for Playboy] really came as a surprise to me. I kind of had mixed emotions about it initially, and then it turned into something bigger than life. I wasn’t quite sure where she was at in her life, obviously. It depends on whether it’s Tuesday or Thursday."
The Playboy mogul on giving second thoughts to whether or not Lindsay Lohan would be mentally capable of dealing with a half-assed nudie shoot.
What does that say about your career trajectory if someone ...
At least she wouldn't be if Santa saw this lovely set of mini-bitchface photos. I know, I know - cut the kid a break, she's a little girl, what little girl hasn't thrown a temper tantrum in public, yeah, she probably wants that stupid stuffed dog that every other Hollywood couple's daughter on the block has, and it's totally the end of the world that *Katie stood her ground and didn't buy it for her. JEEZ SARAH DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT KIDS ARE?
I'm kidding. She's cute, and honestly, it's fine...
Oh Jennifer Aniston. How you slay me with your interviews and your red carpet appearances and your constant onslaught of rom-coms and failed public romances that people just can't get over. You're one of the celebrities that I love to hate and ... hate to ... no. Wait. OK, right. You're just one of the celebrities that I love to hate on. Here's a recent interview with People, guys. Enjoy!
Jennifer on getting skin-savvy:
“I’ve started getting those little sun spots. Things are beginning to pop out. Even the texture [of my skin] is changing. So I’ve recently sta...
Britney's getting married?! Like, again? They say third time's the charm, right?
According to TMZ's Harvey Levin, there's inside info confirming that Britney Spears is, indeed, getting engaged tonight. And if this marriage is anything like her previous two, she'll be married by Tuesday. Kidding. But seriously, I think this is fabulous news. This is a dude (albeit a crazy-eyed dude, but birds of a feather and all that ...) who's stuck by Britney through thick and thin (mostly thick), and seems to be a strong, positive influence ...
The Duggars Tweeted photos of their deceased baby. Appropriate? [The Superficial]
The grossest rebounds of 2011. [Lainey Gossip]
Kanye was eating Kim Kardashian up like cake. [Bossip]
Serial daters of 2011. [Starpulse]
Beyonce thinks her pregnancy will be more believable if she goes "partially vegan." [Cele|bitchy]
RIP Christopher Hitchens. [Huff Po]
Leighton Meester's Craigslist stalker. [The Frisky]
Half of Americans are either "poor," or "low-income." [Bossip]
7 Thing...
Jennifer Love Hewitt learned how to be a bitch. [The Superficial]
Clint Eastwood's daughter is ungodly hot. [Lainey Gossip]
Howard Stern is picked up by a reality show. [Starpulse]
The worst of 2011: Melissa Leo's Oscar ads. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Kardashian's latest rebound hookup. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTO: Sofia Vergara's see-through pants. [TMZ]
What happens when supermodels are asked to "age." [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber's in legal trouble again. [Socialite Life]
Vocal cords: they look like ALIEN GENITALIA. [OMGBlog]
Kris Humphries' "cheating scandal" was scripted. [Yeeeah]
Ali Lohan is EM...
They're heeeere!
My picks are in bold - leave your choices (and thoughts on who was snubbed MELISSA MCCARTHY) in the comments!
Best Supporting Actress in a Series, Miniseries, or TV Movie
Jessica Lange
Kelly Macdonald
Maggie Smith
Sofia Vergara
Evan Rachel Wood
Best Screenplay
Woody Allen
Michel Hazavanicious
Aaron Sorkin
Steven Zaillian
Best Comedy Actor
Alec Baldwin
David Duchovny
Johnny Galecki
Thomas Jane
Matt LeBlanc
Best Motion Picture – Drama
The Descendants
The H...
[Image removed by request]
Look! It's just like Clark Griswold's house, just done more professionally, and instead of Britney herself being Clark, she's cousin Eddie, complete with Snots the dog.
I mean, couldn't you just see Brit, cigarette clamped between her teeth, dumping the toxic toilet tank from her trailer into the sewer grate outside her home? I could.
Merry Christmas to you and yours, Britney! Love you, girl!
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PHOTOS: Cameron Diaz and Diddy are banging. [The Superficial]
Hot Harry cuddles a dog. [Lainey Gossip]
10 Presents to give naughty (and nice) celebrities. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miley Cyrus's boobs from all angles - oh yes they're real. [The Superficial]
A trailer you NEED TO SEE: Perfect Sense. [ICYDK]
Did Janice Dickinson lay off the plastic surgery this month? IT SHOWS. [INFDaily]
Ryan Gosling wins "Coolest Person of the Year." [Huff Po]
Who paid $65k for three of Elizabeth Taylor's bangle bracelets? [CDL]
Tall is not cute? [Lainey ...