Skanky brass-tone armband that's disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.
Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally* appropriate for frolicking in the snow with Grandpa? CHECK.
OK, the thing is, here, that Courtney Stodden doesn't look awful. The eye makeup is ultra toned down, and she doesn't appear to have six pounds of Wet 'n Wild Chocolate Cooter Crotch Sensation lip pencil wound around her mouth. Aside from the really overt inappr...
Come on now, that's not something you can tell your kids every day.
And it's easy! All you have to do is take a photo of yourself wearing your UGLIEST Christmas sweater and send it to our good friends at Celebutaunt.
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Come on now, that's not something you can tell your kids every day.
And it's easy! All you have to do is take a photo of yourself wearing your UGLIEST Christmas sweater and send it to our good friends at Celebutaunt.
Until the end of December, anyone can submit a photo of themselves wearing their ugliest holiday sweater. Then, after the New Year, Flava Flav will announce the contest winner and Celebutaunt will send the ugly sweater champion and a friend on a four day cruise to Baja,...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
"Gearing up for her role in 'Herbie The Love Bug: Two Fla...
But there's a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don't understand because apparently I don't have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I'm dumb simple. Like a dog. And I'm OK w...
Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I'd know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year around this time.
So here it is. And for all of you lucky bastards out there who just love 3D, and who're so rich (like the Kardashians) that you have stupid, senseless things around your house like 3D glasses, the shoot was done in 3D, TOO. You should probably play the lottery tonight, you know. This type of serendipity just doesn'...
Whew, time sure does fly, folks. Can you believe that it's been three whole months since we last posted about Heidi Montag, and an entire four months since Spencer was mentioned on the site? That's like a lifetime in Hollywood. That's, like, an amount of time that can pass and people will plum FORGET about you.
... Can we do that again, please?
[gallery]...
Kim Kardashian says she'd get married again and again and again. [The Superficial]
What female "celebrity" was the "biggest disappointment" of 2011? [Lainey Gossip]
Biggest fashion fails of the week. [Starpulse]
(Surprising) best-selling albums of 2011. [theBERRY]
Joe Jonas rushed to the hospital. [Socialite Life]
27 Things guys say that totally turn women off. [The Frisky]
Kevin Federline speaks out about Britney's latest engagement. [Cele|bitchy]
Nicole Kidman's heinous Botox face almost a...
And wouldn't you? If you got engaged to Britney Spears this past weekend? Some guys just have all the luck.
Here are some photos of Britney and Jason leaving The Sugar Factory, where the couple celebrated their engagement earlier this week. Britney looks genuinely happy, her smile is megawatt and the laughter in her eyes is completely legit, but that honky, scaly, scabby sore on her ankle? Good heavens, girl, what happened? It's supposed to be the dude getting down on one knee, you know. Unless...
Apparently Rihanna faced some serious racial criticism this past weekend when she performed in Portugal - some dude approached her in her hotel (in his underwear, according to Rih), and actually slammed her for her skin color. According to Rihanna's NSFW Twitter rant:
What a douche, right? I mean, how do people like that even function in society these days? Racism is SO déclassé as it is, and to be so obvious and overt and out-in-the-open about an opinion that's just f-cking lunacy doesn't say a whole lot for that particul...
Pam Anderson, circa 2011. In all honesty, she doesn't look all that different (from the, uh, neck down) than the Pam Anderson of the late eighties/early nineties. And think back, she was one of the hottest things going in those days. She could've bedded any dude she wanted. And probably did. Which is why, yes, based on her appearance I'd probably still hit it, but based on the fact that she's more than likely stretched out to hell and back, I'm more apt to say "I'll pass on that."
Would y...
So this is probably the most recent photo of Jennifer Hudson, and it's hot, right? Totally hot. She looks completely amazing, and if it weren't for the fact that she probably weighed three times what she does now at one point, I'd not be concerned. But she did. And she keeps losing weight. Jennifer Hudson has lost so much weight over the past year that it's *almost* concerning.
And before it stars, I realize that a lot of people are going to say, "Jeez, Sarah, damned if she does, damned if sh...
Yup! Alyson Hannigan! She's pregnant! Remember back in September when she was showing up all over the place with a distended stomach and naturally, everyone called her out on carrying a fetus instead of ten pounds of extra food? Right, well, she denied it back then, saying, "No, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!"
Sure, girl. You keep on with the deterring excuses and we'll keep on imagining how ADORABLE baby number 2 is going to be in a few short months.
Congrats...
Skanky brass-tone armband that's disguising a nasty green stain in the shape of a skanky brass-tone armband? CHECK.
Over-worn, clear Lucite stripper heels that are *totally* appropriate for frolicking in the snow with Grandpa? CHECK.
OK, the thing is, here, that Courtney Stodden doesn't look awful. The eye makeup is ultra toned down, and she doesn't appear to have six pounds of Wet 'n Wild Chocolate Cooter Crotch Sensation lip pencil wound around her mouth. Aside from the really overt inappr...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Lindsay Lohan photo: CWisely
"Gearing up for her role in 'Herbie The Love Bug: Two Fla...
But there's a shit ton of celebrities who love them, and often, we pay so much attention to those celebrities walking their dogs (Reese Witherspoon. Ryan Phillipe. Kristen Stewart. Ryan Gosling.) and neglect those who are content to stay at home and share their house with a fuzzy-furred, stinking feline that has some serious attitude problems and who I just don't understand because apparently I don't have the proper set of emotions to identify with cats. I'm dumb simple. Like a dog. And I'm OK w...
Ugh. This is bad. This is so, so bad. This is definitely the worst Christmas card the Kardashians have had so far, and I'd know. We ran almost their entire collection here last year around this time.
So here it is. And for all of you lucky bastards out there who just love 3D, and who're so rich (like the Kardashians) that you have stupid, senseless things around your house like 3D glasses, the shoot was done in 3D, TOO. You should probably play the lottery tonight, you know. This type of serendipity just doesn'...
Whew, time sure does fly, folks. Can you believe that it's been three whole months since we last posted about Heidi Montag, and an entire four months since Spencer was mentioned on the site? That's like a lifetime in Hollywood. That's, like, an amount of time that can pass and people will plum FORGET about you.
... Can we do that again, please?
[gallery]...
Kim Kardashian says she'd get married again and again and again. [The Superficial]
What female "celebrity" was the "biggest disappointment" of 2011? [Lainey Gossip]
Biggest fashion fails of the week. [Starpulse]
(Surprising) best-selling albums of 2011. [theBERRY]
Joe Jonas rushed to the hospital. [Socialite Life]
27 Things guys say that totally turn women off. [The Frisky]
Kevin Federline speaks out about Britney's latest engagement. [Cele|bitchy]
Nicole Kidman's heinous Botox face almost a...
And wouldn't you? If you got engaged to Britney Spears this past weekend? Some guys just have all the luck.
Here are some photos of Britney and Jason leaving The Sugar Factory, where the couple celebrated their engagement earlier this week. Britney looks genuinely happy, her smile is megawatt and the laughter in her eyes is completely legit, but that honky, scaly, scabby sore on her ankle? Good heavens, girl, what happened? It's supposed to be the dude getting down on one knee, you know. Unless...
Apparently Rihanna faced some serious racial criticism this past weekend when she performed in Portugal - some dude approached her in her hotel (in his underwear, according to Rih), and actually slammed her for her skin color. According to Rihanna's NSFW Twitter rant:
What a douche, right? I mean, how do people like that even function in society these days? Racism is SO déclassé as it is, and to be so obvious and overt and out-in-the-open about an opinion that's just f-cking lunacy doesn't say a whole lot for that particul...
Pam Anderson, circa 2011. In all honesty, she doesn't look all that different (from the, uh, neck down) than the Pam Anderson of the late eighties/early nineties. And think back, she was one of the hottest things going in those days. She could've bedded any dude she wanted. And probably did. Which is why, yes, based on her appearance I'd probably still hit it, but based on the fact that she's more than likely stretched out to hell and back, I'm more apt to say "I'll pass on that."
Would y...
So this is probably the most recent photo of Jennifer Hudson, and it's hot, right? Totally hot. She looks completely amazing, and if it weren't for the fact that she probably weighed three times what she does now at one point, I'd not be concerned. But she did. And she keeps losing weight. Jennifer Hudson has lost so much weight over the past year that it's *almost* concerning.
And before it stars, I realize that a lot of people are going to say, "Jeez, Sarah, damned if she does, damned if sh...
Yup! Alyson Hannigan! She's pregnant! Remember back in September when she was showing up all over the place with a distended stomach and naturally, everyone called her out on carrying a fetus instead of ten pounds of extra food? Right, well, she denied it back then, saying, "No, I'm not pregnant! I just ate too much carnival food, that time of the month, hurt my back & couldn't suck my gut in, & need 2 do cardio!"
Sure, girl. You keep on with the deterring excuses and we'll keep on imagining how ADORABLE baby number 2 is going to be in a few short months.
Congrats...