Hey! Here's LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian doing what they do best - posing for the camera, showing off various parts of spine and boob canyons, and frolicking around in resort wear like they've got no business doing anything else. Like working.
Who knows. Maybe this is The Big Christmas Lead-In. Maybe this year's Christmas cards will depict Eddie and LeAnn fornicating in front of a flickering fire. There could be worse things, you know. I'm not sure what just yet, but I'm sure there's got to...
Yes, this is, indeed, the French model-mother of Johnny Depp's children, Vanessa Paradis, and she's doing her business getting some coffee. This is the woman that Johnny Depp's been committed to in a non-marriage for the last fourteen years. That's, like, a lifetime to some people. And it makes me feel OLD, because I was totally crushing on Johnny Depp when he was Glen in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and now I realize that, though Johnny seemed so young then, he's actually only SEVEN YEARS...
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Punished for slumming! [Lainey Gossip]
What movie was named 2011's most "mistake-ridden" movie? [Starpulse]
Justin and Jessica engaged? [Lainey Gossip]
Prince Harry to return to Afghanistan. [Socialite Life]
Something Tom Cruise can't actually do. [Seriously OMG]
6 Tips for Dealing With the Holidays When You've Lost a Loved One. [The Frisky]
Mother Nature takes her vengeance out on Gerard Butler. [Celebslam]
Jon Hamm gets ready for his close-up. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The zombie film for non-zombie...
And would you expect anything else? Well, maybe, yes. Maybe if we were dealing with a man who actually had scruples and was entirely remorseful about cheating on a woman who was too good for his dumb ass to begin with, yes. It might be kind of surprising. But this is Ashton Kutcher, here; Ashton Kutcher, who cheated on Demi Moore on a damned wedding anniversary that wasn't even spent together because of "conflicting schedules," or as I like to call it "skanked-up booty calls in schmaltzy hotel rooms."
Th...
So, wow. I mean, wow. I've been nursing this girl-crush on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for a minute now, and when I came across the temptation of running her nudes, I'd immediately jumped on it, thinking we were all in for a special holiday treat.
But you know what? I'm not that impressed. I mean, they're boobs. They're neither here, nor there, and there's nothing to get all crazy about other than the fact that they're boobs - nude boobs - that happen to belong to a hot semi-celebrity.
In all honesty? I expected fire...
So, one time, I had a crush on this boy I went to school with, and I'm pretty sure it was in 5th grade or so. Kind of my first "real" crush in that I actually attempted to sit next to him in gym class instead of telling my girlfriends, "Ew, he totally smells; he's gross!" and go about my business as if I wasn't a budding adolescent with half a brain, wired for young attraction.
Anyway, one night, I was sitting at home, doing my homework after dinner and the phone rang. I answered it and it happened to be Tony, the kid I had the crush on. Though I'd been hoping for this moment for, like, months, I completely wasn't prepared, hissed "Why are you calling me?" into the phone and - yes - hung up on him. Dear God. I immediately melted into a puddle of remorse and embarrassment. I mean, WHAT HAD I DONE. This was back in the day where caller ID had no place in society and *69 was a thing of the future - there was no way to get a hold of Tony other than to look up every residence with his last name and - gasp - try every name in the phone book. The phone book.
So I did. It took me an hour, but I eventually phoned, found him, and apologized for being so rude earlier on the telephone. And to this day? I still remember that phone number, and I still remember the book report I was working on at the time. It was for The Hobbit.
In short, The Hobbit will forever remain embedded in my memory as a token of the innocence in a young girl's school crush. GO HOBBIT. />
So, one time, I had a crush on this boy I went to school with, and I'm pretty sure it was in 5th grade or so. Kind of my first "real" crush in that I actually attempted to sit next to him in gym class instead of telling my girlfriends, "Ew, he totally smells; he's gross!" and go about my business as if I wasn't a budding adolescent with half a brain, wired for young attraction.
Anyway, one night, I was sitting at home, doing my homework after dinner and the phone rang. I answered it and ...
Girl, it's not Halloween - it's Christmas. You know, the Christmas that you and another little shithead ruined for me. Anyway, why are you dressed up like a Jedi knight? Am I going to see you whip out a silver hand? Have you gone to the dark side? Are you channeling Yoda?
All I know is that, while, yes, you look completely amazing and I'm still having a hard time remembering that you birthed two kids at once and blew up like a zeppelin in the process, the weird samurai winter coat's gotta ...
Eddie Cibrian is afraid of LeAnn Rimes' boobs. [The Superficial]
Blake is moving in on the territory. [Lainey Gossip]
Paula Patton strips down and talks dirty. [Bossip]
James Franco to play Hugh Hefner? [Starpulse]
R. Kelly wrote 32 new chapters of "Trapped in the Closet." OMG. [TMZ]
Mariah Yeater won't drop this paternity thing. [The Blemish]
PHOTOS: Hot hunks from the 90's. [theBERRY]
VIDEO: Rihanna vomits all over a live concert. [Huff Po]
Prince William and Pippa Middleton having an affair? [Hollywood Dame]
The Beckhams' family Chri...
Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound]
Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse]
Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip]
Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam]
Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish]
Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Gosling is super-conc...
Damn, can these ladies sing or what? However, I personally prefer Florence Welch's tribute to Amy, which you can check out right here, despite it's craptastic quality:
Really, now, no comparison, right? We're all in agreement here that Florence was definitely way more spot-on in channeling and shooting off a tribute to Amy Winehouse than, say, Kelly Clarkson with her snippet of "Since You've Been Gone," yes? />Get More: Mary J. Blige, Jennifer Hudson, Mary J. Blige and Kelly Clarkson Open The Show, Mary J. Blige Music Videos, Live Performances
Damn, can these ladies sing or what? However, I personally prefer Florence Welch's tribute to Amy, which you can check out right here, despite it's craptastic quality:
Really, now, no comparison, right? We're all in agreement here that Florence was definitely way more spot-on in channeling and shooting off a tribute to Amy Winehouse than, say, Kelly Clarkson wi...
Oh Kiefer, how I do love thee. Do you guys remember this?
I still LOL my ass off when I see this video. So for those of you who had no idea what this new Christmas card, watch the video. Please. It's hilarious. Plus, I'm all for Kiefer doing stuff in public because I heard through the grapevine that the 24 movie is FINALLY a go. And for me, that might be the greatest Hollywood Christmas present of all, guys. ...
Kim Kardashian's changed overnight, don't you know. [The Superficial]
The 6 Worst Vacations That People Actually Pay For. [The Frisky]
Terrence Howard claims he married a violent racist. [TMZ]
The 37 Hottest Male Actors of 2011. [Starpulse]
J. Lo spotted at a budget jewelry store with Casper Smart. [Lainey Gossip]
So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo apparently sucks. [LA Times]
Mariah Carey, touching herself. [Socialite Life]
Chloe Sevigny, a man? [Yeeeah]
Hugh Hefner pu...
Hey! Here's LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian doing what they do best - posing for the camera, showing off various parts of spine and boob canyons, and frolicking around in resort wear like they've got no business doing anything else. Like working.
Who knows. Maybe this is The Big Christmas Lead-In. Maybe this year's Christmas cards will depict Eddie and LeAnn fornicating in front of a flickering fire. There could be worse things, you know. I'm not sure what just yet, but I'm sure there's got to...
Yes, this is, indeed, the French model-mother of Johnny Depp's children, Vanessa Paradis, and she's doing her business getting some coffee. This is the woman that Johnny Depp's been committed to in a non-marriage for the last fourteen years. That's, like, a lifetime to some people. And it makes me feel OLD, because I was totally crushing on Johnny Depp when he was Glen in the original Nightmare on Elm Street, and now I realize that, though Johnny seemed so young then, he's actually only SEVEN YEARS...
The Kardashians use Chinese slave labor. [The Superficial]
Punished for slumming! [Lainey Gossip]
What movie was named 2011's most "mistake-ridden" movie? [Starpulse]
Justin and Jessica engaged? [Lainey Gossip]
Prince Harry to return to Afghanistan. [Socialite Life]
Something Tom Cruise can't actually do. [Seriously OMG]
6 Tips for Dealing With the Holidays When You've Lost a Loved One. [The Frisky]
Mother Nature takes her vengeance out on Gerard Butler. [Celebslam]
Jon Hamm gets ready for his close-up. [I'm Not Obsessed]
The zombie film for non-zombie...
And would you expect anything else? Well, maybe, yes. Maybe if we were dealing with a man who actually had scruples and was entirely remorseful about cheating on a woman who was too good for his dumb ass to begin with, yes. It might be kind of surprising. But this is Ashton Kutcher, here; Ashton Kutcher, who cheated on Demi Moore on a damned wedding anniversary that wasn't even spent together because of "conflicting schedules," or as I like to call it "skanked-up booty calls in schmaltzy hotel rooms."
Th...
So, wow. I mean, wow. I've been nursing this girl-crush on Rosie Huntington-Whiteley for a minute now, and when I came across the temptation of running her nudes, I'd immediately jumped on it, thinking we were all in for a special holiday treat.
But you know what? I'm not that impressed. I mean, they're boobs. They're neither here, nor there, and there's nothing to get all crazy about other than the fact that they're boobs - nude boobs - that happen to belong to a hot semi-celebrity.
In all honesty? I expected fire...
Girl, it's not Halloween - it's Christmas. You know, the Christmas that you and another little shithead ruined for me. Anyway, why are you dressed up like a Jedi knight? Am I going to see you whip out a silver hand? Have you gone to the dark side? Are you channeling Yoda?
All I know is that, while, yes, you look completely amazing and I'm still having a hard time remembering that you birthed two kids at once and blew up like a zeppelin in the process, the weird samurai winter coat's gotta ...
Eddie Cibrian is afraid of LeAnn Rimes' boobs. [The Superficial]
Blake is moving in on the territory. [Lainey Gossip]
Paula Patton strips down and talks dirty. [Bossip]
James Franco to play Hugh Hefner? [Starpulse]
R. Kelly wrote 32 new chapters of "Trapped in the Closet." OMG. [TMZ]
Mariah Yeater won't drop this paternity thing. [The Blemish]
PHOTOS: Hot hunks from the 90's. [theBERRY]
VIDEO: Rihanna vomits all over a live concert. [Huff Po]
Prince William and Pippa Middleton having an affair? [Hollywood Dame]
The Beckhams' family Chri...
Justin Bieber is addicted to the Playboy Mansion. [The Superficial]
Sean Penn calls Maria Conchita a "pig." [Bitten and Bound]
Chaz Bono is back on the market, ladies. [Starpulse]
Well, well. Look who might be running for President. [Bossip]
Kate Bosworth remembers her blue-haired days. [Socialite Life]
Christian Bale is being pushed around. [Yeeeah]
Rihanna's going to rehab. [Celebslam]
Jerry Sandusky was "teaching the kids how to shower." [The Superficial]
Selena Gomez's mom miscarried. [The Blemish]
Rooney Mara backpedals. [Lainey Gossip]
Ryan Gosling is super-conc...
Oh Kiefer, how I do love thee. Do you guys remember this?
I still LOL my ass off when I see this video. So for those of you who had no idea what this new Christmas card, watch the video. Please. It's hilarious. Plus, I'm all for Kiefer doing stuff in public because I heard through the grapevine that the 24 movie is FINALLY a go. And for me, that might be the greatest Hollywood Christmas present of all, guys. ...
Kim Kardashian's changed overnight, don't you know. [The Superficial]
The 6 Worst Vacations That People Actually Pay For. [The Frisky]
Terrence Howard claims he married a violent racist. [TMZ]
The 37 Hottest Male Actors of 2011. [Starpulse]
J. Lo spotted at a budget jewelry store with Casper Smart. [Lainey Gossip]
So The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo apparently sucks. [LA Times]
Mariah Carey, touching herself. [Socialite Life]
Chloe Sevigny, a man? [Yeeeah]
Hugh Hefner pu...