This is what Lindsay Lohan's doing to celebrate the New Year. [TMZ]
Farrah Abraham's bikini shoots. [The Superficial]
Best and worst celeb hair makeovers of 2011. [The Frisky]
John Legend is engaged now, too. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise has a "beauty regimen." [Lainey Gossip]
Turns out the new Mission Impossible movie is actually worth watching. [LA Times]
Vanessa Hudgens' new boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
Models are better than you. [Yeeeah]
Dido named her new baby 'Stan,' 'cause that's not weird or anything. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Katie Holmes photo: Whodathunkit
"Dear Diary, Sightseeing … the 50' Gummi-Penis Mo...
Are you ready for Lady Gaga freestyle? Lady Gaga singing an entire song about having sex with someone? Imagining Lady Gaga riding atop some ... thing? Because ready or not, here it is.
Oh, and here are the lyrics, in case you're unable to listen to the word 'f-ck' at work, or if you just don't want to get yet another one of Lady Gaga's unoriginal poetry stuck in your head for three days at a time:
Got no plans, got no clothes
Got no piano, we got no shows
No, I've got nothing to do
But t...
Lindsay Lohan makes it obvious that she wants you thinking she's working. [The Superficial]
Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend that looks exactly like his last three girlfriends. [Lainey Gossip]
Paula Patton got her hands dirty for new movie, wasn't happy about it. [Starpulse]
They hit the "love" jackpot. [theBERRY]
Serena Williams' barely-there holiday bikini. [Socialite Life]
Katherine Jackson poses with someone who looks like her dead son. [TMZ]
The dumbest tattoo you'll ever...
How about that! All this time I thought they were married. Or at the very least, engaged. The also have two kids together, I've found (though I've already written about them in the past), even though today I thought they only had one.
So, OK. On the whole, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have been pretty forgettable. You know it's kind of bad when not only can't you remember if the two are married, but you forget how many kids they have. In short, it's about damned time that these guys did something to make us remember t...
From TMZ:
Jennifer O'Neill says in her lawsuit ... she worked for Gaga for 13 months, and is owed $380,000 in overtime. O'Neill says in her suit her job included "ensuring the promptness of a towel following a shower and serving as a personal alarm clock to keep [Gaga] on schedule."
O'Neill claims she had to cater to Gaga in "stadiums, private jets, fine hotel suites, yachts, ferries, trains and tour buses."
And, O'Neill says, she was required to be at Gaga's beck and call at her "ea...
Is it me, or does this photo just scream "I'm desperate and I'm never, ever going to get another decent-ish guy to sleep with me EVER AGAIN AUGGGGH!" If you're wondering if that's a trick question, the answer is "yes." And "no." And "does not apply." And "what the hell does it matter, anyway, because Kim Kardashian is yesterday's budget, garbage-like Paris Hilton."
Anyway, this is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter account as a "gift" to her followers. The following Tweet acco...
The most inappropriate shot of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison EVER. [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey, at her skinniest? [Lainey Gossip]
Evelyn Lozada is being sued. [Bossip]
Surprise! Lady Gaga's really, like, forty-eight. [Starpulse]
Even more shots of LeAnn Rimes in her holiday bikini. [The Superficial]
Christmas cookie redux. [theBERRY]
Jim Carrey's new girlfriend is kind of busted. [Cele|bitchy]
Demi Lovato isn't amused by your anorexia jokes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Noth...
So, you guys know how much I love Jessica Simpson, and how she's completely and utterly my favorite pregnant celebrity to date, right? Good, then you'll relize, when I say "Holy f-ck, Jess" that it's coming from a place of understanding and love, but also of fear for the concept of maternity wear as it's generally intended to be. Because wearing your pre-pregnancy "fat" shirt when you're seven months pregnant or whatever isn't considered "maternity clothing," and when you wear your pre-pregnancy "...
Wow. No, really, I mean WOW. I'm generally not a fan when people dye their naturally-dark hair blonde, (it's almost always a bad, bad decision) but in this case, what a difference.
Jump in to find out who the hot blonde is!
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Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.
Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve's fourth child in 2009.
... As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding World of Harry Potter at Universal Studios and gave them a personal tour of the rides and wand shops.
Family patriarch Steve Carter tells film-news.co.uk, "The best thing was the look on the kids' faces. There are great memories and I know Denise was watching over us on the trip."
Alright, friends. The moral of the story? If you're not COMPLETELY enamored by Rupert Grint and his selfless, loving, thoughtful actions, then you have a cold, dead heart and I don't even know why you bothered watching the video. Are you a Kardashian or something?
Anyway, Merry Christmas, folks! We'll continue normal posting on Christmas Eve, but will be off Christmas Day, resuming our regular snark schedule on Monday morning. Have a safe and happy holiday, and if this video didn't cheer you up, then check these photos out again. They're sure to put a smile on your face />
From Contact Music:
Christmas came early for one British family after actor Rupert Grint escorted them to Florida for an all-expenses paid trip to the Harry Potter theme park.
Grint was heartbroken to hear about the grief-stricken Carters, who have been struggling to cope with the loss of their mother Denise, who died giving birth to her and her husband Steve's fourth child in 2009.
... As an extra special surprise, Grint recently accompanied the group to Orlando to visit the Wizarding W...
So, that was the Tweet that set off a tirade of Christians to bash Ricky Gervais, saying that if he had any Twitter followers, they must be heathens and athiests and horrible, bad, bad people - much like him, I guess, huh?
See, though I am a Christian, I think people are entitled to think and feel how they choose to when it comes to religion, or just, you know, living their lives. Who would I be to say what was right for me is right for everyone else? I also think that anyone who wouldn't suppor...
This is what Lindsay Lohan's doing to celebrate the New Year. [TMZ]
Farrah Abraham's bikini shoots. [The Superficial]
Best and worst celeb hair makeovers of 2011. [The Frisky]
John Legend is engaged now, too. [Starpulse]
Tom Cruise has a "beauty regimen." [Lainey Gossip]
Turns out the new Mission Impossible movie is actually worth watching. [LA Times]
Vanessa Hudgens' new boyfriend. [Socialite Life]
Models are better than you. [Yeeeah]
Dido named her new baby 'Stan,' 'cause that's not weird or anything. [Amy Grindhouse]
...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Katie Holmes photo: Whodathunkit
"Dear Diary, Sightseeing … the 50' Gummi-Penis Mo...
Are you ready for Lady Gaga freestyle? Lady Gaga singing an entire song about having sex with someone? Imagining Lady Gaga riding atop some ... thing? Because ready or not, here it is.
Oh, and here are the lyrics, in case you're unable to listen to the word 'f-ck' at work, or if you just don't want to get yet another one of Lady Gaga's unoriginal poetry stuck in your head for three days at a time:
Got no plans, got no clothes
Got no piano, we got no shows
No, I've got nothing to do
But t...
Lindsay Lohan makes it obvious that she wants you thinking she's working. [The Superficial]
Ryan Phillippe's new girlfriend that looks exactly like his last three girlfriends. [Lainey Gossip]
Paula Patton got her hands dirty for new movie, wasn't happy about it. [Starpulse]
They hit the "love" jackpot. [theBERRY]
Serena Williams' barely-there holiday bikini. [Socialite Life]
Katherine Jackson poses with someone who looks like her dead son. [TMZ]
The dumbest tattoo you'll ever...
How about that! All this time I thought they were married. Or at the very least, engaged. The also have two kids together, I've found (though I've already written about them in the past), even though today I thought they only had one.
So, OK. On the whole, Matthew McConaughey and Camila Alves have been pretty forgettable. You know it's kind of bad when not only can't you remember if the two are married, but you forget how many kids they have. In short, it's about damned time that these guys did something to make us remember t...
From TMZ:
Jennifer O'Neill says in her lawsuit ... she worked for Gaga for 13 months, and is owed $380,000 in overtime. O'Neill says in her suit her job included "ensuring the promptness of a towel following a shower and serving as a personal alarm clock to keep [Gaga] on schedule."
O'Neill claims she had to cater to Gaga in "stadiums, private jets, fine hotel suites, yachts, ferries, trains and tour buses."
And, O'Neill says, she was required to be at Gaga's beck and call at her "ea...
Is it me, or does this photo just scream "I'm desperate and I'm never, ever going to get another decent-ish guy to sleep with me EVER AGAIN AUGGGGH!" If you're wondering if that's a trick question, the answer is "yes." And "no." And "does not apply." And "what the hell does it matter, anyway, because Kim Kardashian is yesterday's budget, garbage-like Paris Hilton."
Anyway, this is a photo that Kim Kardashian posted on her Twitter account as a "gift" to her followers. The following Tweet acco...
The most inappropriate shot of Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison EVER. [The Superficial]
Mariah Carey, at her skinniest? [Lainey Gossip]
Evelyn Lozada is being sued. [Bossip]
Surprise! Lady Gaga's really, like, forty-eight. [Starpulse]
Even more shots of LeAnn Rimes in her holiday bikini. [The Superficial]
Christmas cookie redux. [theBERRY]
Jim Carrey's new girlfriend is kind of busted. [Cele|bitchy]
Demi Lovato isn't amused by your anorexia jokes. [Amy Grindhouse]
Noth...
So, you guys know how much I love Jessica Simpson, and how she's completely and utterly my favorite pregnant celebrity to date, right? Good, then you'll relize, when I say "Holy f-ck, Jess" that it's coming from a place of understanding and love, but also of fear for the concept of maternity wear as it's generally intended to be. Because wearing your pre-pregnancy "fat" shirt when you're seven months pregnant or whatever isn't considered "maternity clothing," and when you wear your pre-pregnancy "...
Wow. No, really, I mean WOW. I'm generally not a fan when people dye their naturally-dark hair blonde, (it's almost always a bad, bad decision) but in this case, what a difference.
Jump in to find out who the hot blonde is!
Read More...
So, that was the Tweet that set off a tirade of Christians to bash Ricky Gervais, saying that if he had any Twitter followers, they must be heathens and athiests and horrible, bad, bad people - much like him, I guess, huh?
See, though I am a Christian, I think people are entitled to think and feel how they choose to when it comes to religion, or just, you know, living their lives. Who would I be to say what was right for me is right for everyone else? I also think that anyone who wouldn't suppor...