"Sting said that [about hours of tantric sex] 21 years ago. He has just turned 60, and I imagine [the tantric story] will carry on going until he drops. Do you know who I blame for that? Bob Geldof. Him and Sting had gone to do an interview with a rock journalist, and the interview turned into a drinking session. At one point, the journalist asked how long they could go for, and Geldof said he was a three-minute man, but, as Sting did yoga, he could probably go for hours. And Sting said 'Well, ...
I think it's going to be a thing around here, maybe, right? Should we do a "Your Daily Gosling"? Does he have enough of a fanbase around here to warrant his own daily post (at least for a little while)? Because honestly, I'm kind of torn these days.
See, way back when Ryan Gosling wasn't such a thing, I was totally into him. TOTALLY. Back when he was dating a pink-haired Rachel McAdams, and back when his movie repertoire was comprised of a small role in Remember the Titans and a "real" role...
You know what they say - damned if you do, damned if you dye your hair a sort-of unflattering color, and that's where Snooki is right about now, I'd say.
See, when I think of a red-haired Snooki, I think about that drunken makeout sesh with Deena Cortese for some reason, and that reminder only ruins whatever class I think Snooki could have attained. There's just some things that you can't undo, and for me, there are definitely things that you can't unsee. That's pretty much everything Nico...
What, you didn't know? Apparently, Seventeen has a contest going, wherein Nikki wrote a mini-story and asked the readers to finish it. Big doings, huh? Here's what Nikki penned:
It had been almost a year since we began dating, but nobody knew about us. Sometimes I would bring it up casually, but he always found a way to twist and turn his words until they morphed into a theory that seemed to make sense. He was good with his words, and I was good at coming up with reasons to believe them. Onl...
From E!:
The reigning Sexiest Man Alive and Zoe Saldana are dating and they're extremely happy about it, sources exclusively tell E! News. And we hear that the pair are just now starting to tell family and friends that they're an item.
... A rep for Saldana, who recently filmed The Words with—and got to practice kissing—Cooper, denied that the costars were anything more than friends a month ago, after their appearance together at a Manhattan nightclub prompted romantic speculation. But as recent...
Remember Kim Kardashian's "real" ass? [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson's having a spring baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell - completely nude. [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez do it in the ocean. [The Superficial]
THIS is Jim Carrey's new girlfriend. [ICYDK]
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend: scantily clad and on the beach. [INFDaily]
Hey Girl: A year in Ryan Gosling. [Huff Po]
Victoria Silvstedt wears lingerie at the beach. [Celebslam]
Emily Blunt...
It's got to be the absence of a boat. Remember all that? It was like every time she was vacationing on a boat, she looked like hot garbage on a humid day. Maybe it was seasickness, maybe it was a weird intestinal thing she had going on, but for sure, one thing was true - you couldn't get me to touch Mischa Barton with another dude's schlong. While he was under anesthesia. For schlong-reattachment surgery.
Nope, these days, she's looking tons better. No more shitty orange Sun-In blonde hair, ...
If you can't listen to it, or just don't want to, the whole video is Michelle Duggar talking to her miscarried/stillborn child, telling the child how much she'll miss doing the things that a mom does with a child, things she won't be able to experience, and though, yes, I'm kind of sensitive about these things lately and find her memorial kind of sad, I'm head-scratchingly confused about why she'd record this to begin with, let alone release it to the public. I think this would be a relatively private moment, a private event, one that might be memorialized in a baby book, or a journal, or, I don't know, something other than an audio recording that somehow happened to end up in the media's hands.
I realize that a lot of you guys think that she and her husband do these things more for fame and money than they do for any other possible reason, but does that not kind of defeat the entire purpose of the religion that she clings so firmly to? Or, I don't know, do I have it backwards? />
If you can't listen to it, or just don't want to, the whole video is Michelle Duggar talking to her miscarried/stillborn child, telling the child how much she'll miss doing the things that a mom does with a child, things she won't be able to experience, and though, yes, I'm kind of sensitive about these things lately and find her memorial kind of sad, I'm head-scratchingly confused about why she'd record this to begin with, let alone release it to the public. I think this would be a relatively priva...
“I see the guy and spent time with him, and you see what he does and how he does it, and then you actually have a conversation with him, and it’s there. It’s there – and if not, I will extract it.”
Goldarnit, I think I have this figured out. All of these A-list actors and directors spouting off about how "talented" and "versatile" and "extractable" Justin Bieber is? It's as sell-out. It's them wanting a piece of the current cash cow. These guys probably despise Justin Bieber and all that he stands for, but they're willing to overlook that...
Jeez, could this family be any creepier or dysfunctional? Somehow I don't think so. You've got Ali Lohan, who is like this wannabe high fashion robot, Dina Lohan, who's a trashier, low-class, budget Kris Jenner, a mystery sibling that looks like a serial killer, Lindsay with her bright red duck lips and white crack hair, and the "little" Lohan, who looks like he's going to turn out to be a fratboy rapist.
Um, Happy Holidays? ...
Wait, no - Lindsay Lohan IS getting drunk for the New Year, never mind. [The Superficial]
Where the supermodels of the 90's are today. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry and Russell Brand did not spend Christmas together because of a stupid fight. [Starpulse]
The creepiness emerges in Neil Diamond. [TMZ]
What Kris Humphries uses as "motivation." [Socialite Life]
Kristen Wiig's getting all serious and hot and stuff. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston finally reveals why she did it. [Seriously...
Oh, wait, never mind. Here was the Tweet that followed the above photo of Demi:
I see. Way to tease us, Demi, and make us think that you were actually doing something relatively healthy-looking to your fried-out hair. You know, they say when you cut off all of your hair and go back to your natural color, that it's the emotional equivalent to purging yourself of bad vibes, bad people, and bad decisions. Could it be that you're hankering for the more Fez-less days of your life? Because if you are, girl, I definitely can't say that I blame yo...
"Sting said that [about hours of tantric sex] 21 years ago. He has just turned 60, and I imagine [the tantric story] will carry on going until he drops. Do you know who I blame for that? Bob Geldof. Him and Sting had gone to do an interview with a rock journalist, and the interview turned into a drinking session. At one point, the journalist asked how long they could go for, and Geldof said he was a three-minute man, but, as Sting did yoga, he could probably go for hours. And Sting said 'Well, ...
I think it's going to be a thing around here, maybe, right? Should we do a "Your Daily Gosling"? Does he have enough of a fanbase around here to warrant his own daily post (at least for a little while)? Because honestly, I'm kind of torn these days.
See, way back when Ryan Gosling wasn't such a thing, I was totally into him. TOTALLY. Back when he was dating a pink-haired Rachel McAdams, and back when his movie repertoire was comprised of a small role in Remember the Titans and a "real" role...
You know what they say - damned if you do, damned if you dye your hair a sort-of unflattering color, and that's where Snooki is right about now, I'd say.
See, when I think of a red-haired Snooki, I think about that drunken makeout sesh with Deena Cortese for some reason, and that reminder only ruins whatever class I think Snooki could have attained. There's just some things that you can't undo, and for me, there are definitely things that you can't unsee. That's pretty much everything Nico...
What, you didn't know? Apparently, Seventeen has a contest going, wherein Nikki wrote a mini-story and asked the readers to finish it. Big doings, huh? Here's what Nikki penned:
It had been almost a year since we began dating, but nobody knew about us. Sometimes I would bring it up casually, but he always found a way to twist and turn his words until they morphed into a theory that seemed to make sense. He was good with his words, and I was good at coming up with reasons to believe them. Onl...
From E!:
The reigning Sexiest Man Alive and Zoe Saldana are dating and they're extremely happy about it, sources exclusively tell E! News. And we hear that the pair are just now starting to tell family and friends that they're an item.
... A rep for Saldana, who recently filmed The Words with—and got to practice kissing—Cooper, denied that the costars were anything more than friends a month ago, after their appearance together at a Manhattan nightclub prompted romantic speculation. But as recent...
Remember Kim Kardashian's "real" ass? [The Superficial]
Jessica Simpson's having a spring baby. [Lainey Gossip]
Don Cheadle and Kristen Bell - completely nude. [Starpulse]
Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez do it in the ocean. [The Superficial]
THIS is Jim Carrey's new girlfriend. [ICYDK]
Marc Jacobs and his boyfriend: scantily clad and on the beach. [INFDaily]
Hey Girl: A year in Ryan Gosling. [Huff Po]
Victoria Silvstedt wears lingerie at the beach. [Celebslam]
Emily Blunt...
It's got to be the absence of a boat. Remember all that? It was like every time she was vacationing on a boat, she looked like hot garbage on a humid day. Maybe it was seasickness, maybe it was a weird intestinal thing she had going on, but for sure, one thing was true - you couldn't get me to touch Mischa Barton with another dude's schlong. While he was under anesthesia. For schlong-reattachment surgery.
Nope, these days, she's looking tons better. No more shitty orange Sun-In blonde hair, ...
“I see the guy and spent time with him, and you see what he does and how he does it, and then you actually have a conversation with him, and it’s there. It’s there – and if not, I will extract it.”
Goldarnit, I think I have this figured out. All of these A-list actors and directors spouting off about how "talented" and "versatile" and "extractable" Justin Bieber is? It's as sell-out. It's them wanting a piece of the current cash cow. These guys probably despise Justin Bieber and all that he stands for, but they're willing to overlook that...
Jeez, could this family be any creepier or dysfunctional? Somehow I don't think so. You've got Ali Lohan, who is like this wannabe high fashion robot, Dina Lohan, who's a trashier, low-class, budget Kris Jenner, a mystery sibling that looks like a serial killer, Lindsay with her bright red duck lips and white crack hair, and the "little" Lohan, who looks like he's going to turn out to be a fratboy rapist.
Um, Happy Holidays? ...
Wait, no - Lindsay Lohan IS getting drunk for the New Year, never mind. [The Superficial]
Where the supermodels of the 90's are today. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry and Russell Brand did not spend Christmas together because of a stupid fight. [Starpulse]
The creepiness emerges in Neil Diamond. [TMZ]
What Kris Humphries uses as "motivation." [Socialite Life]
Kristen Wiig's getting all serious and hot and stuff. [Lainey Gossip]
Jennifer Aniston finally reveals why she did it. [Seriously...
Oh, wait, never mind. Here was the Tweet that followed the above photo of Demi:
I see. Way to tease us, Demi, and make us think that you were actually doing something relatively healthy-looking to your fried-out hair. You know, they say when you cut off all of your hair and go back to your natural color, that it's the emotional equivalent to purging yourself of bad vibes, bad people, and bad decisions. Could it be that you're hankering for the more Fez-less days of your life? Because if you are, girl, I definitely can't say that I blame yo...