Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Caption This: Last Week’s Winner and This Week’s Photo!

photo of olivia wilde and jason sudeikis pictures photos dating holding hands in nyc pics It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address! We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is! The winner on last week’s naughty Santa photo: Brittany "Smells like teen spirit!" First runner-up: Mr. M...

Steven Tyler, Alice Cooper and … Weird Al? Teamed Up for an Impromptu New Year’s Performance

So, the main thing that resonates with me after watching this video? MAD. AWKWARD. Let's break it down, shall we? Steven Tyler is the diva-est of the male stage divas, rubbing his tits and running his hands through his hair plugs, waving his wasted little arms around and singing into everyone else's microphone because there's gotta be a little bit of Steven Tyler all over the f-cking place. And OF COURSE he's got to table dance at the end of the performance, humping the air and making the white-guys-can't-dance face. Dear God. Then you have Weird Al who's doing the death metal version of 'Come Together', and trying to out-do Steven Tyler in over-the-top-ness. And he almost succeeds, because through most of the clip, I can't watch anything but him. Finally, Alice Cooper is unsure of the lyrics to one of the greatest songs ever written, and claps along to the music like he's f-cking Barney or something. Poor Alice Cooper. He'd probably kill himself twenty years ago if you told him what he'd be doing in twenty years and with whom. So, OK. In short, I'm not saying that I'd be, like, complaining or anything if I walked into some random bar and these three dudes were performing (because come on, who would?) but I stick to my original assertions that the whole thing was painfully, madly awkward. Cool as shit, yes, but awks, seriously. /> So, the main thing that resonates with me after watching this video? MAD. AWKWARD. Let's break it down, shall we? Steven Tyler is the diva-est of the male stage divas, rubbing his tits and running his hands through his hair plugs, waving his wasted little arms around and singing into everyone else's microphone because there's gotta be a little bit of Steven Tyler all over the f-cking place. And OF COURSE he's got to table dance at the end of the performance, humping the air and making the whi...

This is the Dude Kirsten Dunst is Dating These Days

photo of kirsten dunst and garrett hedlund pictures photos pics dating photo You might recognize him, or at the very least, his name - Garrett Hedlund ring a bell, anyone? He was in Troy, Friday Night Lights, Tron, and also, that REAL crappy Gwyneth Paltrow movie that I was convinced that I'd almost see by accident, Country Strong. Funny thing is, though, all this time I thought Garrett Hedlund was one of the guys in the Twilight movies, and it actually turns out he's not. First, I thought he was Cam Gigandet, who played 'James' in the first film, and then I thought, n...

Your Daily Gosling

photo of ryan gosling pictures photos hot 2012 first pics movie theater photo You asked for it, so we're going to deliver: the first official (kind of second, though, I guess) 'Your Daily Gosling' post. I mean, it might not actually be daily, so the title might be a little misleading, but come on. I know we love Ryan Gosling, but not enough to facilitate an entire post, every single day, dedicated to running photos of Ryan doing something mildly yawn-inducing, like sauntering around Paris with his girlyfriend who probably can't string two words of French together aside ...

Afternoon Delight

photo of kevin bacon hot blue eyes pictures photos pics Lindsay Lohan's shady hookup. [The Superficial] Tom Felton's awfully ... pink, huh? [Lainey Gossip] More Jessica Alba 2011-2012 bikini pics. And so soon after baby! [Starpulse] 2012's makeup trends? [theBERRY] Fergie's reflective dress. [Socialite Life] Lindsay Lohan claims that a stalker tried to break into her house. [TMZ] New couple alert: Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis? [Cele|bitchy] Enrique and Anna are still together. [Socialite Life] Alice in Waterland. [The Frisky] Guess how much Kim Kardashian made for sucking it on New Years' E...

Britney’s Having a Southern Wedding, Y’all!

photo of britney and jason pictures photos pics This is so refreshing, seriously. I'm so glad that she's not getting married (for the third time) in your traditional Hollywood wedding, complete with ice sculptures, unpronouncable hors d'oeuvres, sixty-five bridesmaids, drunken pre-wedding  parties in Las Vegas, and televised specials that are done purely for financial gain. Awesome, right? Almost completely normal, considering all factors, you might say. Also, not only is the soiree not even taking place in Hollywood, there's more than likely no major celebrities that'll be in attendance. This wedding's going to be quite a gem, ...

Patrick Swayze’s Widow Writes a Tell-All

photo of patrick swayze and wife lisa niemi pictures photos young pics So Lisa Niemi, Patrick Swayze's wife of something like 30+ years, wrote a memoir about her life with Swayze and enduring the effects of his illness and subsequent death. And it's sad, guys. Really, really sad. Like, "shed some tears in the morning even after you've had that fourth cup of coffee" sad. I think it's one of those things where it's like, "Yeah, it was sad that Patrick Swayze died, and damn, wasn't Dirty Dancing so f-cking awesome?", but it's really way more than that. I don't think peop...

Gee, Courtney Stodden, I Didn’t Know You Liked Books

photo of courtney stodden in a bookstore pictures photos pics 2012 Hell, I didn't even know she could read. I'm pretty sure they get into the really, really in-depth English stuff in the 9th grade, and I'm not sure she actually made it there (she was probably preparing for her bachelorette party or choosing wedding flowers or something), so unless the book is Go, Dog, Go! or Snooki's latest monstrosity, I'm willing to bet her purchases didn't exactly top the charts in classical reading. I mean, hell, you even need a reading level of grade 12 to understand Roots,...

Morning Wood

photo of vanessa hudgens thin skinny hot pics photos The Top 25 Moments of 2011. [The Superficial] Jessica Alba's New Year body. [Lainey Gossip] LeBron James is getting married. [Bossip] LeAnn Rimes isn't pregnant, but you probably already knew that. [Cele|bitchy] PHOTOS: Thanks to a bunch of shitty stars, the New Year's Eve show was the highest-ranked in 11 years. [theBERRY] Celebrities who'll turn 30 in 2012. [Starpulse] Things that explode in your mouth. [The Frisky] Rosie Huntington-Whiteley in a bikini. [Amy Grindhouse] The evolution of Lindsay Lohan's nipples through 2011. [The Superficial] Rihanna wants to see Ch...

Beyonce Supposedly “Had” a Baby, Named Her Tiana May Carter

photo of beyonce pictures pregnancy fake pregnant baby pic tiana may carter photo So, right. Nothing's been confirmed, but Twitter's blowing up all over the place, which is, I'm sure, exactly what Beyonce wants, and of course, whatever makes Beyonce happy sets us free, right? Or is that Christina Aguilera? I don't know. Who cares. All I know is that there's this alleged newborn floating around New York City right now bearing the name Tiana May Carter, and she's masquerading as the offspring of Beyonce and Jay-Z. And remember how Beyonce's fetus had its own Twitter account...

Are Rihanna and Chris Brown Tweeting Each Other Again?

photo of rihanna and chris brown back together pictures photos This screengrab was taken of Rihanna's Twitter account yesterday, saying "I'll always love u #1LOVE": And then here's a tweet that came in just minutes later from Chris Brown's Twitter: OK, to answer the question in the headline, "Are Rihanna and Chris Brown Tweeting Each Other Again?", my answer is, frankly, "I don't give a f-ck." These two people are complete assholes (one a bit more than the other, but let's not reopen that can of worms today), and I just don't have it in me to be all ...

Morning Wood

photo of bai ling pictures photos hot bra pic Sinead O'Connor answers the door in her towel. [The Superficial] Draco Malfoy and his girlfriend on the beach. [Lainey Gossip] 14-year-old Japanese girl covers 'Rolling in the Deep'. [Bossip] Michael Jordan's engaged! [Starpulse] Lindsay Lohan's going to spend the New Year in Dubai. With drugs, presumably. [Cele|bitchy] Kelly Clarkson's big, political 'oops'. [Huff Po] While you were out, your cats were throwing a banger. [The Frisky] Drake's new girlfriend. [Bossip] Bai Ling...