In a move that only Kim Kardashian could appreciate, Sinead O'Connor has reclaimed her husband, or rather, her husband has reclaimed her. After the couple wed way back in early December and called it off after an entire few weeks, the sex-and-love fest is back on again. Initially, Sinead claimed that the marriage just wasn't working because there was too much pressure from outside sources on the marriage. Then, a few days later, Sinead claimed that she liked drugs way too much and with her husban...
Yup, and it has nothing to do with "planking" or "owling," whatever the hell that one was. Courtney Stodden wants to - ahem, see above - start a fad called "floor flashing." And who knows - it might actually catch on, if she used a hash tag to promote it. That shit spreads like wildfire.
I don't really care much about Courtney's new endeavor, however. What I want to talk about is how her tits, while she's laying on the floor, look exactly as they do when she's upright. What the hell is that?...
I'll tell you, if you told me this in my waking hours early, early this morning, I would have laughed you out of my bedroom (and what the hell are you doing in my bedroom anyway?). I would have said, "Yeah, sure. And Beyonce Knowles has pregnancy stretch marks, haw haw guffaw." But folks, if I was so quick to negate the headline and go solely by my knee-jerk reaction, I'd be wrong. Wrong and surprised, which is where I'm at right about now, and those two things aren't great things to fathom so early in the day.
This...
B's sister, Solange, who I normally don't follow on Twitter because she's excessively strange (and not in a fun, quirky, or cute way), fired off an interesting Tweet the other day that I just happened to catch this morning, and it was all about the status of sister Beyonce's womb. From Solange's Twitter:
So, OK. We've apparently narrowed recent delivery options down to "not," and according to family, Beyonce is (or at least was, as of Monday) still "carrying" her child. The child is not undergoing makeup and hai...
Ready or not, here it comes: the celebrity daughter who most looks like her mother. And I mean, damn. The girl is thirteen years old and has a wicked famous mom and an equally-famous dad. Some might actually say that her dad is more notable than her mom, but you'd probably get an argument from others about that.
There are little girlfriend's "leaked" test photos that were taken by a children's modeling agency, and I think it's safe to say, that in a few years, we're going to have one serio...
So, wow. I realize that I give Cameron Diaz a lot of shit (for her face), but there's no denying that this chick is in shape, huh? Jeez Louise. She's naturally slender and toned without looking emaciated or muscle-bound, and she's got enough of a backside to keep some people interested. She's also thirty-nine years old, and that gives me hope that there are women out there who are approaching forty who don't feel the need to get every single tiny inch of extra skin or - gasp! - "fat" trimmed and ...
Oh snap, guys, two days in a row. Why do I have a feeling that Gosling and Mendes are on a publicity spree, allowing themselves to be photographed day in and day out? Why do I suddenly believe that this might all be a publicity stunt in order to drum up even more love for Ryan and "respect" for "serious actresses" like Eva Mendes?
Here's the most recent photos of the couple, embarking on some whirlwind trip that'll probably result in even more photos. Hey, maybe if we're lucky enough, we'll catch some full-frontal ...
Ooh, ooh! From the Mirror:
Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry because she refused to settle down and have his children, the Sunday Mirror can reveal. The couple had a series of huge bust-ups over her partying and boozy lifestyle in the run-up to the collapse of their 14-month marriage. Comedian Russell, 36, has beaten booze and drugs addictions and wanted to shun the Hollywood clubbing scene and start a family with the Firework singer. But Katy, 27, didn’t want to become a “Hol...
Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love are BFFs. [The Superficial]
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt dating? [The Frisky]
Want to be Lindsay Lohan's newest bodyguard? [TMZ]
Celebrities who turn 40 in 2012! [Starpulse]
Where's Alexander Skarsgard? [Lainey Gossip]
Most memorable TV quotes of 2011. [LA Times]
Miley Cyrus's bikini parade in Hawaii. [Yeeeah]
Wait, no: Mischa Barton IS looking like fried ass again. Never mind. [Amy Grindhouse]
Reality stars on the rise in 2012....
Oh dear. It begins. Kate Gosselin starts her media blitz in 2012, complete with my favorite sanctimonious-typeGwyneth Paltrow-like advice with her latest blog post, "My 11 Reflections on 2011."
1. I learned that determination gives way to conquering any obstacle in my way. I think I knew this before, but I really proved it to myself in 2011 when I trained for and ran my first marathon! [Ed. Note: Because the thing the world really needs right now is an unstoppable Kate Gosselin who's out for MORE blood.]
2. I lea...
OK, remember last night's clip featuring Weird Al and Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper? Well, this clip, featuring Khloe Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Osbourne is way, way funnier and way, way more entertaining.
To summarize, Khloe and Kelly come to Miley's house to get Punk'd hang out and spend some girl-time, and through the course of the night, the girls decide to order some takeout. The delivery guy arrives, drops off the food, and asks to use Miley's toilet. The delivery guy emerges from the loo, where he's zippered his balls into his pants, and hilarity ensues. There's a lot of discomfiting man-screaming and shots of Miley Cyrus unsuccessfully covering her laughing face, but Khloe's the real star of the clip, guys: she's calm, cool and collected, calls the paramedics and barks medical orders like she's on ER. Or, at the very least, Scrubs.
If there was ever any doubt about Khloe Kardashian being the one and only GOOD Kardashian, this video clip should wash away any misconceptions that you might have. I know she doesn't have the massive, super-extensive experience that her sister Kim has with viewing scrotums in distress, and she doesn't have the dead eyes and unflappable, almost Neanderthal-like demeanor that epitomizes cold-fish Kourtney, but dadgum it, Khloe Kardashian is the hero of the day this time around, and thank God for it, huh? />Get More: MTV Shows
OK, remember last night's clip featuring Weird Al and Steven Tyler and Alice Cooper? Well, this clip, featuring Khloe Kardashian, Miley Cyrus, and Kelly Osbourne is way, way funnier and way, way more entertaining.
To summarize, Khloe and Kelly come to Miley's house to get Punk'd hang out and spend some girl-time, and through the course of the night, the girls decide to order some takeout. The delivery guy arrives, drops off the food, and asks to use Miley's toilet. The delivery ...
God, I've been waiting for a valid reason to really write a post about this woman, and it's all because I love her so much. Seriously. She is my number one female in Hollywood, and unless she goes all Lohan on us, I anticipate loving her for a long, long time.
Girlfriend recently sat down with Glamour for their February 2012 issue and discussed everything except for the troll that she's been dating for the past year or so, and for that, I'm grateful, aren't you?
Here's Rachel on dressing up f...
In a move that only Kim Kardashian could appreciate, Sinead O'Connor has reclaimed her husband, or rather, her husband has reclaimed her. After the couple wed way back in early December and called it off after an entire few weeks, the sex-and-love fest is back on again. Initially, Sinead claimed that the marriage just wasn't working because there was too much pressure from outside sources on the marriage. Then, a few days later, Sinead claimed that she liked drugs way too much and with her husban...
Yup, and it has nothing to do with "planking" or "owling," whatever the hell that one was. Courtney Stodden wants to - ahem, see above - start a fad called "floor flashing." And who knows - it might actually catch on, if she used a hash tag to promote it. That shit spreads like wildfire.
I don't really care much about Courtney's new endeavor, however. What I want to talk about is how her tits, while she's laying on the floor, look exactly as they do when she's upright. What the hell is that?...
I'll tell you, if you told me this in my waking hours early, early this morning, I would have laughed you out of my bedroom (and what the hell are you doing in my bedroom anyway?). I would have said, "Yeah, sure. And Beyonce Knowles has pregnancy stretch marks, haw haw guffaw." But folks, if I was so quick to negate the headline and go solely by my knee-jerk reaction, I'd be wrong. Wrong and surprised, which is where I'm at right about now, and those two things aren't great things to fathom so early in the day.
This...
B's sister, Solange, who I normally don't follow on Twitter because she's excessively strange (and not in a fun, quirky, or cute way), fired off an interesting Tweet the other day that I just happened to catch this morning, and it was all about the status of sister Beyonce's womb. From Solange's Twitter:
So, OK. We've apparently narrowed recent delivery options down to "not," and according to family, Beyonce is (or at least was, as of Monday) still "carrying" her child. The child is not undergoing makeup and hai...
Ready or not, here it comes: the celebrity daughter who most looks like her mother. And I mean, damn. The girl is thirteen years old and has a wicked famous mom and an equally-famous dad. Some might actually say that her dad is more notable than her mom, but you'd probably get an argument from others about that.
There are little girlfriend's "leaked" test photos that were taken by a children's modeling agency, and I think it's safe to say, that in a few years, we're going to have one serio...
So, wow. I realize that I give Cameron Diaz a lot of shit (for her face), but there's no denying that this chick is in shape, huh? Jeez Louise. She's naturally slender and toned without looking emaciated or muscle-bound, and she's got enough of a backside to keep some people interested. She's also thirty-nine years old, and that gives me hope that there are women out there who are approaching forty who don't feel the need to get every single tiny inch of extra skin or - gasp! - "fat" trimmed and ...
Oh snap, guys, two days in a row. Why do I have a feeling that Gosling and Mendes are on a publicity spree, allowing themselves to be photographed day in and day out? Why do I suddenly believe that this might all be a publicity stunt in order to drum up even more love for Ryan and "respect" for "serious actresses" like Eva Mendes?
Here's the most recent photos of the couple, embarking on some whirlwind trip that'll probably result in even more photos. Hey, maybe if we're lucky enough, we'll catch some full-frontal ...
Ooh, ooh! From the Mirror:
Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry because she refused to settle down and have his children, the Sunday Mirror can reveal. The couple had a series of huge bust-ups over her partying and boozy lifestyle in the run-up to the collapse of their 14-month marriage. Comedian Russell, 36, has beaten booze and drugs addictions and wanted to shun the Hollywood clubbing scene and start a family with the Firework singer. But Katy, 27, didn’t want to become a “Hol...
Gwyneth Paltrow and Courtney Love are BFFs. [The Superficial]
Zooey Deschanel and Joseph Gordon-Levitt dating? [The Frisky]
Want to be Lindsay Lohan's newest bodyguard? [TMZ]
Celebrities who turn 40 in 2012! [Starpulse]
Where's Alexander Skarsgard? [Lainey Gossip]
Most memorable TV quotes of 2011. [LA Times]
Miley Cyrus's bikini parade in Hawaii. [Yeeeah]
Wait, no: Mischa Barton IS looking like fried ass again. Never mind. [Amy Grindhouse]
Reality stars on the rise in 2012....
Oh dear. It begins. Kate Gosselin starts her media blitz in 2012, complete with my favorite sanctimonious-typeGwyneth Paltrow-like advice with her latest blog post, "My 11 Reflections on 2011."
1. I learned that determination gives way to conquering any obstacle in my way. I think I knew this before, but I really proved it to myself in 2011 when I trained for and ran my first marathon! [Ed. Note: Because the thing the world really needs right now is an unstoppable Kate Gosselin who's out for MORE blood.]
2. I lea...
God, I've been waiting for a valid reason to really write a post about this woman, and it's all because I love her so much. Seriously. She is my number one female in Hollywood, and unless she goes all Lohan on us, I anticipate loving her for a long, long time.
Girlfriend recently sat down with Glamour for their February 2012 issue and discussed everything except for the troll that she's been dating for the past year or so, and for that, I'm grateful, aren't you?
Here's Rachel on dressing up f...