Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Told You He’s a D-Bag! Ashton Kutcher Actually Texts While He Drives

photo of ashton kutcher pictures photos pics texting while driving photo You know, there's not a whole lot that seriously bugs me. I'm honestly pretty laid-back and easygoing, and I'm definitely more of a live-and-let-live kind of girl than I am a ... well, not a live-and-let-live kind of girl; however, there are a few things that genuinely get my goat, and it seems like Ashton Kutcher's really going out of his way to hit 'em all and end up being Douchebag of the Year again. Turns out that photo up there of Ashton texting was taken while he was DRIVING. Not, you k...

Quotables: Justin Timberlake’s Loose-Lipped Grandma Confirms Engagement

photo of justin timberlake engaged to jessica biel engagement pics photos "Yes, Justin is engaged. ... Jessica is a very sweet girl, she's upright and everything and we love her. She's a wonderful campaigner for the environment and Justin is too, a fine young man. Jessica will be a lovely member of the family. They don't know if the wedding will be in Memphis or Colorado. It's all very new; they haven't made any plans yet. Justin, his mom and dad and Jessica have all been in Montana all Christmas and New Year, that's when he proposed. Justin rang me himself on Christmas ...

Your Daily Gosling

photo of eva mendes and ryan gosling pics 2012 relationship photos You hardcore, teeth-gnashing-over-Eva-Mendes Ryan Gosling-lovers aren't going to be happy about today's installment of YDG. Why, you ask? Well, because it features photos of the two of them embarking on a late-night tryst while Ryan takes a break from filming one of his many current movies. Sigh. Ugh, Eva, though, can you blame her? No. Not really. She's only seeing what we all see, but unlike us, she gets the option to ACT on it. We'd all be at the back door of his set, waiting for him to come out for even thirt...

JC Chasez Saved a Baby’s Life – What Did You Do This Week?

photo of jc chasez pictures photos saved a baby at the beach pic You know, some celebrities spend their time on the beach drinking margaritas and wearing really God-awful one-piece Bob Marley bathing suits, and others dry hump their significant others like they're teenagers all over again, and then you have some, more upstanding celebrities, that are on the lookout for one-year-old babies that they can save, and that, my friends, is the category that former 'NSync-er JC Chasez falls into. From People: JC Chasez proved himself a hero on New Year's Day on a Miami...

Afternoon Delight

photo of drew barrymore engagement ring pics Brandi Glanville hooked up with Demi Moore in 2009. [Cele|bitchy] Jeremy Renner had a bar brawl in Thailand. [Starpulse] Bradley Cooper = Lex Luthor? [The Superficial] EXCLUSIVE: Drew Barrymore's getting married. [Lainey Gossip] You'll never believe what Jake Gyllenhaal's been up to. [Lainey Gossip] Joe Francis beat up a woman after she hit his car. Today. [TMZ] People are being stabbed over Beyonce. [The Frisky] Ryan Gosling in the buff. [Socialite Life] New music: 'I Lik...

Snooki is Gearing Up for a Fancy Boob Job

photo of nicole snooki polizzi photos weight loss boob job pics Jersey Shore's Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was gracious enough to speak to E! Entertainment's Marc Malkin earlier in the week, and in addition to discussing highlights of the upcoming season of her reality show, she also shared some "private" news: she's going to go under the knife and get a brand-new set of knockers. Isn't that awesome? Not only that, but she's going to a "good" doctor (read: she's going to go the bargain plastic surgery route and head to the back alley where co-star J Woww got her ...

Another Day, Another “Why the Perry/Brand Marriage Ended” Theory

photo of katy perry picture and russell brand photo married divorced pics Obviously, this marriage was doomed right from the start. And all of these "reasons" that the two are splitting? I'm willing, at this point, to bet that they're ALL right. From Us Magazine via Hollywood Life: “Katy was kinky enough during their first times together and he was very attracted to her,” a source says. “When things got bad, if they got a roll in the hay, they were always better after.” But the source goes on to say that despite Katy’s attempts to keep the spark alive in the bedroom by scheduling monthly date nights at swanky hotels, i...

Morning Wood

Paris Hilton's made a billion dollars in blow jobs. [The Superficial] Zooey Deschanel is officially divorcing her husband. [Starpulse] Mr. & Mrs. Craig's first red carpet appearance. [Lainey Gossip] Henry Cavill: lady pr0n of the day. [The Superficial] Taylor Swift offered role of Eponine in Les Mis. [ICYDK] David Beckham's bulge is six inches by six inches. [INFDaily] Kanye West is going to pick up where Steve Jobs left off. [Huff Po] EXCLUSIVE: Amanda Seyfried as Cosette in...

Love It or Leave It: Miley Joins the Mile-High Club

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos pics Figuratively, of course. I wouldn't want Miley's image tarnished by spreading a nasty rumor that she got into it in an airplane bathroom with some dude that may or may not be Liam Hemsworth, you know. And really, the last thing I want is BFFFFFF Demi Lovato coming to Miley's rescue via Twitter squawking about how it's not cool to pretend that someone's [fill in the blank] when they're really [fill in the blank] instead. No, I'm specifically talking about her mile-high jeans, which are so h...

Demi Moore Interviews with Harper’s, Says She Might Not Be Worthy of Love

photo of demi moore harper's bazaar pictures photos pics So Demi Moore sat down with Harper's Bazaar and did an interview with a friend of hers, Amanda De Cadenet, and the two talked about what it's like to be a lady in showbusiness, trying to balance family and fame and relationships and cake, and it was all well and good until Demi pulled out her latest "I'm putting on a brave face and jutting my chin out whilst gritting my teeth and passive-aggressively wanting your sympathy but don't pity me" card, and then I kind of lost all train of thought and st...

50 Cent is Dropping a New Album, So He’s Making Death Predictions to Market It

photo of 50 cent twitter pictures photos pics Surprise surprise, huh? A rapper wants to publicize his Greatest Works and figures that if he "dies," he'll be worth four times what he is while he's living. Novel concept except for the fact that it's already been done God-knows-how-many times. On his Twitter page, as you can see above, 50 claims that his music career is more or less over, and that if he were to die soon, he'd be OK with that. Me, I'm here to say "It's alright, 50. Just because everybody hates 'In Da Club' and 'P.I.M.P' doe...

Britney Spears “Can’t Stop” Looking at Her Ring

photo of britney spears pictures photos pics engagement ring twitter pics And thank God for that. I mean, when she married Jason Alexander, did she even have a ring? I don't think so. And then, later, when she married Kevin Federline, she was probably too busy looking at the selection of morphine lollipops and Colt 45 in her pantry. I'm sure, in that case, she probably didn't even realize she had a ring until the divorce was finalized. This engagement? She knows, guys. She's aware of it, on board with it, and she's actually even Tweeting about it. This would probably no...