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The winner on last week’s Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis photo: Puddin
"I think I have a chance with this guy!!"
Fir...
"What?!" you're probably thinking. "Oh no he didn't!" And if you thought that, you're absolutely right. Nope, Kate-girl absolutely had to pose with something covering her tits. Something aside from, and in addition to, her hands. Also, the shoot had to do with something other than hot, throbbing sexuality - it couldn't be just for fun, no. The photos were taken because Katie was asked to be the new face of H. Stern's latest jewelry line.
So isn't that nice of Tom? I mean, look at the faces ...
And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop.
TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...
And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lola and her friends navigate the peer pressures of high school romance and friendship while dodging their sometimes overbearing and confused parents.
Also, if you saw the trailer, you MUST have noticed a brief scene where Demi Moore's character (who is Miley's character's mom) reads girlfriend's diary. Ugh, can you believe that? A mom who checks up on their teenager's day-to-day doings and relationship rantings behind their backs? Gosh. All that practice and you'd think that Demi would have learned a thing or two by maybe reading Ashton's diary. She might've actually saved herself some heartache (and the possibility of contracting venereal disease). Jeez. And they say acting's not a real job. I mean, it sure produces real life lessons if you ask me, and probably if you ask Demi, too.
Oh, and way to go, Miley, for doing another movie that I definitely won't see. Thanks a bunch, girl!
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And don't worry - she's not breaking the trend here or anything. LOL looks pretty tired, too. I mean, it's Mean Girls without Lindsay Lohan's dirty gitch and painful adolescent grimaces from chicks who care too much about clothes. But wait: it's also got scenes in Paris (oui oui) and Demi Moore and Ashley Greene, so I gather that's supposed to be the film's redeeming qualities. But it's not.
Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
In a world connected by YouTube, iTunes, and Facebook, Lo...
So, alright. That's a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don't know, may or may not have been a rental), he's got three shirts, but the only one I ever see him wear is this stupid Amsterdam shirt. And that stupid beanie. And those dirty-assed jeans. Alright. So we've confirmed that Doug Hutchison actually only has ONE outfit, unless you're counting that Santa getup. Which probably was a rental at one point, but was "donated" to Hutchison after he tried to return it with creepy...
Carrie Fisher goes a little overboard with the weight loss. [The Superficial]
Beyonce's vaginal preservation. [Lainey Gossip]
The wedding's on! [Bossip]
Beyonce and Jay-Z apparently named their kid after an ex-piece of Jay-Z's. [Cele|bitchy]
Get your french fry lip balm! [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: What Kate Middleton did for her 30th. [Starpulse]
LeAnn Rimes has an ass? [The Superficial]
Emma Stone packs on the PDA. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit girls say to gay guys - that isn't cute or ...
From TMZ:
Beyonce's baby is barely two days old and already causing problems -- a Boston-area event planning company has been FLOODED with calls because its name is also Blue Ivy!
Veronica Alexandra, owner of Blue Ivy, tells TMZ she's been getting phone calls, texts and Facebook posts from friends ever since the baby's name was announced. She jokingly feels Beyonce must have known about her company, because before this weekend ... her site came up first when someone Googled "Blue Ivy."
...
"I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters. Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need."
That's great, Christina. Really. It's honestly great that you're completely comfortable in your body, because it's true, you have a great body.
It's just the bad, bad fashion choices that put you so far behind everyone...
Hm. Just when I thought Lea Michele was doing alright with her fashion choices (and not so much with her love interests), she went and pulled this shit out of some bargain basement closet shop that's known for catering to the likes of young Blanche Devereauxs. Normally that'd be OK, but this outfit just makes Lea look shapeless and gawky, kind of like a little girl playing dress-up in her grandma's moth-ball-smelling closet. The color is decent, and it's a good fit for her skin tone, but the rest?...
Oh Daniel Radcliffe. If I weren't already married and, you know, not not famous, therefore having no access to hanging out with celebrities and strategically placing myself in places where I'd be noticed while using my feminine wiles to entrance the kid who played Harry Potter ... Well. I'd be all over that. Danie Radcliffe might be the most darling man I've never met, and I think, instead of a Daily Gosling, we should have a Daily Radcliffe instead, though most of you probably don't feel that way....
From Radar Online:
Hollywood heavyweight Johnny Depp's long term relationship with Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned, and the actor is struggling to deal with their crucial problems, says a source.
Johnny, 48, and the mother of his two children, have been arguing constantly and this may be the end for the couple as they head towards Splitsville. "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," a source close to the Pirates of the Caribbean star told ...
Katy Perry's divorce was just God's way of helping her parents' ministry. [The Superficial]
Tina's back and smashing cars. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna spotted on her way to another tattoo parlor. What's it going to be this time, "I LOVE CHRIS BROWN" across her forehead? [Bossip]
Mila Kunis for Dior - with short hair? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett Smith is lawyering up for a nasty divorce. [Cele|bitchy]
Emma Watson and ... RUPERT GRINT? [Huff Po]
VIDEO: Young Dr. Dre on TV. [Bossip]
Georg...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Olivia Wilde/Jason Sudeikis photo: Puddin
"I think I have a chance with this guy!!"
Fir...
"What?!" you're probably thinking. "Oh no he didn't!" And if you thought that, you're absolutely right. Nope, Kate-girl absolutely had to pose with something covering her tits. Something aside from, and in addition to, her hands. Also, the shoot had to do with something other than hot, throbbing sexuality - it couldn't be just for fun, no. The photos were taken because Katie was asked to be the new face of H. Stern's latest jewelry line.
So isn't that nice of Tom? I mean, look at the faces ...
And if it happened, say, anywhere other thanTexas, which - ask Chace Crawford - probably has some of the strictest pot laws in the US, the attending officers would probably have just asked for a hit of that shit and took a few photos instead of arresting and citing Snoop.
TMZ claims that Snoop was busted this past weekend with approximately a half-ounce of pot, which he claims to have a prescription for, though in Texas, none of that medical marijuana stuff flies. Sources also state that ...
So, alright. That's a lie, I guess. If you count the Santa outfit (that, I don't know, may or may not have been a rental), he's got three shirts, but the only one I ever see him wear is this stupid Amsterdam shirt. And that stupid beanie. And those dirty-assed jeans. Alright. So we've confirmed that Doug Hutchison actually only has ONE outfit, unless you're counting that Santa getup. Which probably was a rental at one point, but was "donated" to Hutchison after he tried to return it with creepy...
Carrie Fisher goes a little overboard with the weight loss. [The Superficial]
Beyonce's vaginal preservation. [Lainey Gossip]
The wedding's on! [Bossip]
Beyonce and Jay-Z apparently named their kid after an ex-piece of Jay-Z's. [Cele|bitchy]
Get your french fry lip balm! [theBERRY]
PHOTOS: What Kate Middleton did for her 30th. [Starpulse]
LeAnn Rimes has an ass? [The Superficial]
Emma Stone packs on the PDA. [Amy Grindhouse]
Shit girls say to gay guys - that isn't cute or ...
From TMZ:
Beyonce's baby is barely two days old and already causing problems -- a Boston-area event planning company has been FLOODED with calls because its name is also Blue Ivy!
Veronica Alexandra, owner of Blue Ivy, tells TMZ she's been getting phone calls, texts and Facebook posts from friends ever since the baby's name was announced. She jokingly feels Beyonce must have known about her company, because before this weekend ... her site came up first when someone Googled "Blue Ivy."
...
"I have a boyfriend that loves my body. I love my body, my son is healthy and happy and that is all that matters. Women, we are definitely under a microscope and under massive scrutiny. As long as I am happy in my own skin, that is all that is all the confirmation I need."
That's great, Christina. Really. It's honestly great that you're completely comfortable in your body, because it's true, you have a great body.
It's just the bad, bad fashion choices that put you so far behind everyone...
Hm. Just when I thought Lea Michele was doing alright with her fashion choices (and not so much with her love interests), she went and pulled this shit out of some bargain basement closet shop that's known for catering to the likes of young Blanche Devereauxs. Normally that'd be OK, but this outfit just makes Lea look shapeless and gawky, kind of like a little girl playing dress-up in her grandma's moth-ball-smelling closet. The color is decent, and it's a good fit for her skin tone, but the rest?...
Oh Daniel Radcliffe. If I weren't already married and, you know, not not famous, therefore having no access to hanging out with celebrities and strategically placing myself in places where I'd be noticed while using my feminine wiles to entrance the kid who played Harry Potter ... Well. I'd be all over that. Danie Radcliffe might be the most darling man I've never met, and I think, instead of a Daily Gosling, we should have a Daily Radcliffe instead, though most of you probably don't feel that way....
From Radar Online:
Hollywood heavyweight Johnny Depp's long term relationship with Vanessa Paradis is on the rocks RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned, and the actor is struggling to deal with their crucial problems, says a source.
Johnny, 48, and the mother of his two children, have been arguing constantly and this may be the end for the couple as they head towards Splitsville. "Johnny isn't handling anything well right now," a source close to the Pirates of the Caribbean star told ...
Katy Perry's divorce was just God's way of helping her parents' ministry. [The Superficial]
Tina's back and smashing cars. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna spotted on her way to another tattoo parlor. What's it going to be this time, "I LOVE CHRIS BROWN" across her forehead? [Bossip]
Mila Kunis for Dior - with short hair? [Starpulse]
Jada Pinkett Smith is lawyering up for a nasty divorce. [Cele|bitchy]
Emma Watson and ... RUPERT GRINT? [Huff Po]
VIDEO: Young Dr. Dre on TV. [Bossip]
Georg...