Right, so, for Elle's latest issue, Ryan Murphy decided to take the female stars from his current television projects (like Glee and American Horror Story) and threw them all together as the leads in classic horror movies like The Birds, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, and my personal favorite, The Creature from the Black Lagoon.
What followed was a bunch of pretty neat photos with an authentic retro slant to them, and Lea Michele as the creature from the black lagoon. I mean, IN The Creature from the ...
Well, in short, this:
Oh I am so in love. "Your Daily Gosling"? EFF Your Daily Gosling. In my mind, every day is Your Daily Brody. And it's been awhile since we covered what my love's been up to, because I know not a lot of you understand the complexities of my compelling attraction to this man and his face and his body and his voice and his complexities, but today I felt like being SELFISH and writing an ENTIRE POST about Adrien Brody.
'Why?', some of you might wonder. And I'm here to tell you why. It's bec...
Somebody can apparently tolerate Halle Berry's crazy. [The Superficial]
Congratulations to the cheater! [Lainey Gossip]
Amber Rose has proof that Kanye and Kim are hooking up. [Bossip]
Christina Aguilera says being a single parent has been "difficult." [Starpulse]
Church says that Beyonce's baby is "Satan on Earth." [TMZ]
Justin Bieber is still a virgin, so that should dispel those paternity rumors. [The Blemish]
Bring your childhood back, one photo at a time. [theBERRY]
Michelle Obama goes to Hollywood, says she's not an "angry black woman." [Huff Po...
So, as the headline reads, Russell Brand was even cluing in those caught in the skinfolds of entertainment that he was getting ready to gear up and cheat with other American sorority wimminz. If you can't view the video for whatever reason, here's really the only thing you need to know:
"I am going to meet people from sororities and fraternities. I don't know what a sorority is except for what I have seen on Nudevista - that they are sort of sex clubs for women. A week of revolution and, more importantly, I am going to learn first-hand about sororities. [Brand takes wedding ring off] I'm just going to place this somewhere very, very safe for the next week."
The video was posted on Nudevista, which is a porn site that caters to ... well, I don't know. Here's my most generic of generic answers: People who look at porn. I was kind of afraid to visit the site, to be honest with you, after hearing that Russell himself had a weird sex fetish involving handicapped men in wheelchairs. Sorry, but that's not stuff that I want to take the chance of possibly encountering, you know?
So, right. Katy Perry's estranged husband, a "reformed" sex addict, was chilling out on porno sites and possibly planning to embark on a US tour of American coed puss. She definitely chose a winner, there. The best thing about all this? Rumor has it that Katy's traveled to the UK to persuade Russell to give their relationship another go.
But if Brand really did take a tour of the country's best, would you still want him back? Wait, let's scratch that from the record. Katy took Russell's hand in marriage despite this kind of stuff. Maybe we'll see a special appearance from Katy Perry on Nudevista sometime soon, too - just not for the reasons you might think. />
So, as the headline reads, Russell Brand was even cluing in those caught in the skinfolds of entertainment that he was getting ready to gear up and cheat with other American sorority wimminz. If you can't view the video for whatever reason, here's really the only thing you need to know:
"I am going to meet people from sororities and fraternities. I don't know what a sorority is except for what I have seen on Nudevista - that they are sort of sex clubs for women. A week of revolution and, more important...
Told you this was going to end well, yeah?
Yesterday, Demi Lovato posted a few choice - wait for it, wait for it - Marilyn Monroe quotes about how a woman doesn't need a man, and how it's always best to leave before you're left and whatever else, and then posted an actual link to a gossip site not unlike our own, who published content stating that Wilmer and Demi were over:
The quotes accompanying the various links were as follows:
"Loyalty is EVERYTHING.. I’m thankful for my friends who sta...
Just when you (OK, I) though Britney was looking better and almost at her hottest and happy and what not, she went and posed for this photograph, which is depicts her with her tour team.
And guys, in this picture. Man, she looks TERRIBLE. It looks like she's suffered a some kind of depressive stroke. I know that might sound kind of bad, considering the mental state she's been in over the past few years, but honestly, I'm totally pulling for Britney to get her life back together (even if it ...
Because it was a pretty close one, wasn't it? During those horrible chemo treatments, he looked like any day would be his last, but he pulled through and just recently celebrated a year of cancer-free-ness.
This story hits especially close to my heart, because ten years ago, my mom was diagnosed with an inoperable, incurable brain tumor that gave her blinding headaches and fainting spells. No joke. The doctors told her that she'd probably only live another few months, and that was with intensive...
According to our friends at Lainey Gossip, this is Emma Watson's unknown new boyfriend, who - duh! - just looks so much more a winner than her last boyfriend, Johnny Simmons.
I mean, he's cute and doesn't necessarily have bad taste in either shoes or bottled water, but the pants? The hair? The coat? I just don't know, guys. I'm not sure I buy that this is anything more than the best friend who's in love with his best friend but doesn't have a chance because his best friend is oblivious to an...
Look, it's Ryan Gosling, and he's barefoot again! Although that's kind of gross, I wouldn't kick him out of my bed. Even if those big feet were covered in asphalt seeds and bits of broken glass that somehow came dislodged from the calluses of his heels, he could stay in my bed forever. Honestly. Even if he accidentally stepped in a puddle of God-knows-what, all he'd have to do is put some clean socks on and hop in.
It's actually kind of amazing what clean socks can do for otherwise nasty feet. I was at ...
Mila Kunis has Barbie doll boobs. [The Superficial]
Is RuPaul running for President? [The Frisky]
Conrad Murray is trying to pin Michael Jackson's death on Michael Jackson. [TMZ]
Gary Oldman wants Jessica Chastain. [Lainey Gossip]
Jordin Sparks is HAWT. [Starpulse]
Coachella 2012: Dr. Dre and Radiohead! [LA Times]
How do you feel about Brad Pitt's pimp cane? [Amy Grindhouse]
Justin Bieber flashed his pubes. [Yeeeah]
A-Rod's "sex in the sun" face. [Socialite Life]
George Clooney jokes about keeping Stacy Keibler locked up. [Cele|b...
Hey, did you guys read Beyonce and Jay-Z's official birth announcement about baby Blue Ivy Carter? No? Well here it is:
“Hello Hello Baby Blue! We are happy to announce the arrival of our beautiful daughter, Blue Ivy Carter, born on Saturday, January 7, 2012. Her birth was emotional and extremely peaceful, we are in heaven. She was delivered naturally at a healthy 7 lbs and it was the best experience of both of our lives. We are thankful to everyone for all your prayers, well wishes, love an...
You know, I always kind of admired Demi, if you could look past the multi-million-dollar plastic surgeries and the whole allowing-herself-to-latch-onto-a-dumb-kid-who-probably-never-took-her-all-that-serious, but this continual downward spiral into sadness and thinness has got to stop. I mean, look at that picture. Don't you just want to shake her hard enough to knock her glasses off and scream, "SNAP THE F-CK OUT OF IT, DEMI, I mean it! God!"
Girlfriend's got a lot to offer, and if she'd quit bellyaching over the douchebag that ...