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Afternoon Delight

photo of 50 cent hot pictures photos buff pic My boyfriend is hot and I know it. [Lainey Gossip] The most anticipated movies of 2012. [Starpulse] Angelina Jolie's complete emotional breakdown. [Cele|bitchy] Katy Perry shows up in public with blue hair and a new dude. [The Superficial] Nerd girl porn: teen heartthrobs of '99. [The Frisky] The Situation, pimp-slapped. [TMZ] Chris Colfer looking all buff and stuff. [Socialite Life] Khloe Kardashian is in denial. [The Blemish] 50 Cent shows off money stacks that are either "borrowed" or stolen. [theBERRY] The corpse of Mickey R...

Thank You, Evan Rachel Wood, for a Better Set of Nudes

photo of evan rachel wood nudes magazine pictures photos small boobs pics I'm so happy for Evan Rachel Wood. She's really kind of come out of her weird goth shell over the last year, what with finally axing the relationship with Marilyn Manson, she's rocking the hell out of her new haircut, and she flaunts her titties like it ain't no thing (is it? Is it really?). She's also engaged, in case you happened to miss the news! From the Examiner: Wedding bells may finally be ringing for actress/singer Evan Rachel Wood. Her boyfriend British actor Jamie Bell proposed over the holidays. When she said yes, ...

Olivia Munn Went Nude for PETA. Um, Woo?

photo of olivia munn for peta nude ads pictures 2012 photo So, wait now. Olivia Munn is posing for PETA, which means not only is she anti-fur (duh), but she must be a vegetarian or vegan or something, right? PETA'd probably have absolutely nothing to do with her otherwise - does that sound like an OK connection to make? That assumption being made, I just can't see Olivia Munn as a vegetarian. Because she's too much of a "guy's girl," duh, and in pushing that whole "I'm a hot nerd!" thing so far really kind of eeks you into the realm of "I'm a guy ...

Morning Wood

photo ryan seacrest pictures hot photo Heather Locklear OD'd, still unconfirmed if anyone cares. [The Superficial] Ashton Kutcher on his way to rehab? [Lainey Gossip] Beyonce and Jay-Z and their baby are going to do MUSIC IN OUTER SPACE. [Bossip] Snoop Dogg launched a "cigar" brand. [Starpulse] Johnny Depp's fallen for a new lady, and that's why he and Vanessa are splitting up. [Cele|bitchy] Bill Maher on gay sex obsession. [Huff Po] 11 Annoyingly Gorgeous Celebrity Model Children. [The Frisky] Jay-Z is through...

Quotables: Jessica Simpson’s Got Some Child-Like Pregnancy Cravings

photo of jessica simpson pregnancy photos 2012 pics "I had a buttered Pop Tart this morning. I'm eating a lot of stuff that I ate in my childhood. Kraft Mac n' Cheese, Pop Tarts, Cap'n Crunch. Everything's filled with sugar.[I] give into my cravings. I'm like, 'Yeah, I can do it. We'll worry about the rest afterwards'." Oh, totally my kind of girl. Buttered Pop Tarts? Never had 'em, but now I'll have to try. Macaroni and cheese and Cap'n Crunch? Yum. Now I need to go out to the store and get some Cap'n Crunch. With CRUNCH BERRIES. NOM NOM NOM. ...

The Worst Dressed of the 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Demi Lovato Wins!

photo of demi lovato at the 2012 people's choice awards pics Right, I know that Demi was just on the other list of Best Dressed, and we ranted and raved about how how she looked on the red carpet, but that outfit up there? That, uh, "performance" outfit? Is completely and utterly horrid. Other honorable mentions for worst dressed include Emma Stone, who got a memo that she was performing on a cruise line last night; Robert Pattinson, who shaved all of his hotness off and appears to have eaten Kristen Stewart in the process; Kristen Bell, who ... I don'...

The Best Dressed of the 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Miley Cyrus Wins!

photo of miley cyrus and liam hemsworth hot 2012 people's choice awards pics So, is it me, or is Miley Cyrus, like, UNBELIEVABLY HOT? Hotter than I think I've ever seen her kind-of-hot? Hot like an adolescent boy thought "hot" back during the green bra and shower pics era? Because she is. And I find myself wondering when the roof ended up being the floor and the floor ended up being the ceiling. Seriously. The only competition that Miley could have had in "Best Dressed" would be Demi Lovato (maybe), and even Demi's leagues behind Miley today. Oh, and I guess Liam ...

Morning Wood

photo of lindsay lohan when she was a hot blonde pictures photos Justin Bieber has a dancing, dick-speaker robot. [The Superficial] Madonna thinks a cape and gloves are going to take away the fact that she's a half-centurion. [Lainey Gossip] Identify Kat Dennings' mystery man! [Starpulse] Vanessa Hudgens ALSO looked pretty hot at the PCAs. [The Superficial] Jon Hamm looks impossibly hot. [Lainey Gossip] The British PM thinks Katy Perry's an asshole. [Huff Po] PHOTOS: Jennifer Garner's going to pop, like, today. [INFDaily] Jennifer Lopez...

Just How Bad Was Lea Michele’s PCA Acceptance Speech?

Eh. It depends on how you feel about her. I'll let you be the judge. I, too, think that her baby-talk spiel was probably the most off-putting part for Ashton Kutcher (I mean, he probably got it all the time from his mom Demi), and talking like that to the peeps who made her famous ... well, if they made her famous, that probably means that they like her and are totally OK with the way she acts (and talks)... So, I don't know. I suppose maybe it wasn't so off-putting to people who think she's an alright chick - who deserves to win Best Television Comedy Actress at the People's Choice Awards. Eh. I, on the other hand, had a really hard time getting through the first ten seconds, but I persevered and stuck it out 'til the end. And I'm proud of myself, because her voice definitely got more and more saccharine-sweet as the seconds ticked by. She's also the only celebrity I "know" that can somehow look twelve and fifty-two simultaneously. How does she do it? Anyway, for all of you who just love Lea and positively can't get enough of her, here's a list of Ten Things You Might Not Have Known About the Recipient of the 2012 People's Choice Award for Best Comedy Actress Television: 1. Lea's real last name is 'Sarfati'. Michele is her middle name, but because she was teased in high school (kids apparently called her 'Lea So-fatty' or something - so creative, duhrrr), she dropped the last bit. 2. She gets nervous about getting partially nude in front of her dad. She told Allure "When my dad would come [to Broadway production of Spring Awakening], I would not expose myself that night." 3. Lea's not a morning person and would prefer you didn't speak to her 'til she's had her cup of coffee. Also, once, during an interview with Harper's Bazaar, she asked for a warmer cup of coffee: "I’m so sorry. Is that okay? Thank you so much," she was said to "gush." 4. She has a 'Cheerios' bumper sticker on the back of her car. Which, I guess, means that she likes Cheerios? 5. She's got nine (ten unconfirmed) tattoos somewhere on her body. Maybe that's why she doesn't want to strip down for her daddy in the name of art, huh? 6. Lea's already been in Les Miserables. She actually kicked off her Broadway debut as Young Cosette back in '95. She was a replacement for the original actress slated to play YC. 7. In 2010, FHM magazine named Lea on their Sexiest Woman list. She came in at number seven. 8. Lea's original aspiration when she arrived in Hollywood was to secure a slot on Grey's Anatomy. [Ed. Note: She'd probably end up being cast as the obnoxious, overbearing candy striper, and don't say it didn't cross your mind, either.] 9. Her zodiac sign is Virgo. The main personality traits of Virgo (the Virgin!) include: modesty and shyness; reliability and a meticulous nature; fussiness, a propensity to be overcritical and harsh, and those are just a few among many others. Sweet. 10. Lea was pretty upset about a carriage horse in New York City dropping over dead in the street earlier last year. She's a big animal rights' activist and doesn't eat meat on principle. In short, if you knew all of these things (or even most of these things!) you probably thought Lea's acceptance speech was awesome, if not adequate. And that's OK. We can still be friends - even if we disagree on the fundamentals that Lea Michele is ANNOYING AS ALL HELL. [gallery columns="7"] /> Eh. It depends on how you feel about her. I'll let you be the judge. I, too, think that her baby-talk spiel was probably the most off-putting part for Ashton Kutcher (I mean, he probably got it all the time from his mom Demi), and talking like that to the peeps who made her famous ... well, if they made her famous, that probably means that they like her and are totally OK with the way she acts (and talks)... So, I don't know. I suppose maybe it wasn't so off-putting to people who think she's an alrigh...

The 2012 People’s Choice Awards: Complete List of Winners!

photo of kaley cuoco at the people's choice awards 2012 pictures photos complete list of winners pic Like Jenn, I didn't really care all that much about last night's People's Choice Awards. I caught what I caught between Facebook updates and Twitter feeds, and it was all because I was watching King Kong last night. Yes, King Kong, my friends, the one with Adrien Brody. Did you honestly think I could let the entire day pass without sitting my sappy self down to watch that man in live action for three hours? After I got myself all worked up over yesterday's Brody post? Hell no. The PCA's were a...

Love It or Leave It: Demi Lovato’s Not Orange!

photo of demi lovato pictures photos people's choice awards pics See what not dating Wilmer Valderrama does for you? Demi's already looking positively radiant, and why not? She's got reason to celebrate! The above photo is Demi at last night's People's Choice Awards, and she looks unbelievable. The natural cleavage is gorgeous (no contouring makeup there Courtney Stodden), her skin tone doesn't look radioactive, and her smile is actually pretty genuine, considering the Tweets that she'd fired off earlier in the week that made me wonder what the hell is so special about f-ckin...

Afternoon Delight

photos of kris humphries nudes pics basketball photos pics Khloe Kardashian slams moms for saying she wasn't a "real" Kardashian. [TMZ] Richard Gere sticks up for monks who set themselves on fire, OK? [Starpulse] I didn't even know he was running for President. [Lainey Gossip] Katy Perry's hooking up with Tim Tebow? [The Superficial] Miley Cyrus is not kidding and neither should you. [Lainey Gossip] Jimmy Kimmel asked Randy Jackson WHAT?! [Seriously OMG] Kendall and Kylie Jenner's WHOLE INSTAGRAM ALBUM. [The Frisky] Eva Longoria's pregnant! [...