I know she kind of pushes the idea that she's looked the way she's looked for ... well, ever, but this yearbook photo, which emerged over the last few days, shows that Kris was not only a young woman at one point (hard to believe in itself), but relatively ordinary-looking.
The photos were taken from a yearbook that was unearthed, and are said to be dated somewhere from the early seventies. Bonus: At least she's not trying to lie about her age, guys, that's kind of a big thing right there....
From People magazine:
Once upon a time, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis lived a quiet family life far from the spotlight in the sleepy French hamlet of Plan-de-la-Tour.
But that time is no more, and now the couple largely reside in L.A. – when they are in the same city at all. ... Multiple sources tell PEOPLE in this week's cover story that the relationship is all but officially finished. In fact, some in their circle say the couple of nearly 14 years have already split. Says one inside...
Because this bikini is so much better than the Bob Marley-gitch-riding bikini. [The Superficial]
Ryan Phillippe's career has all but evaporated. EVAPORATED. [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders is a cheater, bully, and abuser? [Bossip]
He's not just a pervert, he's a people-beater, too. [TMZ]
Zooey Deschanel: "Girls spit in my face." [Starpulse]
Bruce Jenner has skin cancer. [The Blemish]
Look who's playing Rachel's dad on Glee! [Huff Po]
Ashton Kutcher: HACKED. [Hollywood Dame]
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Guys, there is an evil, evil part within me that actually rejoices when I reread this line. "Megan Fox might steal Lindsay Lohan's Liz Taylor Role"? Come on. Tell me that's not almost comedic gold. Coming from where Lindsay Lohan used to be and comparing it to what success Megan's had to date? OMG. I'm dying here. From E!:
It appears Lindsay Lohan isn't the only starlet in talks to play Elizabeth Taylor.
Although the Mean Girls star confirmed she is still up for the role in the buzz-worthy biopic to ...
"Before I got in the game, made a change, and got rich, I didn't think hard about using the word bitch I rapped, I flipped it, I sold it, I lived it. Now with my daughter in this world I curse those that give it. No man will degrade her, or call her names. I'm so focused on your future, the degradation has passed. I wish you wealth, health and insight. Forever young you may pass. Blue Ivy Carter, my angel."
This is a poem written by new daddy Jay-Z, released just a week after that lovely 'G...
Oh that Khloe. Now I have even more reason to like her - she's almost not even a real Kardashian! I mean, we all pretty much knew that from the get-go, what with her vast appearance difference and her entire attitude. It's her demeanor that probably should have tipped us off from the start, though. She's never been a whiny, vapid little twit bent on alienating everyone in her path so she can fame-whore and pretend to be the victim all of the time. She's relatively normal, all things considered.
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Confirmed: Paula Deen has Type II diabetes. [The Superficial]
Kid Rock is sorry for lighting up at smoke-free concert. [Bitten and Bound]
Dita Von Teese's newest burlesque striptease. [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: Miranda Kerr's got some really, uh, fabulous boobs. [The Superficial]
T.I. is still with that troll-looking wife of his. [Bossip]
Brad Pitt lets strangers kiss him. QUEUE UP ERRBODY. [Socialite Life]
Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green about to split? [Celebslam]
The Situation's being sued again. [Yeeeah]
Salma Hayek brought her Golden Globes to the Golden Gl...
Are you looking, Lindsay Lohan? This is how you do Marilyn Monroe. THIS.
But let me preface this interview by saying that it's not pretty. Or rather, Michelle Williams is either the tortured, overly-fragile spectre of a human being that she appears to pretty much everyone, or she's a damned fine actress. This intro, for example:
I meet with Michelle Williams on three days in two different cities over a bit more than a week. Much does not go as either of us expects. On the first day, we mainl...
Isn't that something else? I've always kind of scratched my head over those who'd prefer to schedule a C-section rather than give birth vaginally, but I suppose it's more of a preference thing than anything. See, me, personally, I'd rather go through the work of pushing and shoving and possibly soiling myself on a sterile delivery room table among stranger hospital staff (and whatever OB my group designates to be available that day and medical students) than have someone knock me out to cut throu...
Katy Perry wants Russell Brand back to piss off her parents because she's twelve. [The Superficial]
January Jones admits that everyone hates her. [The Frisky]
Lindsay Lohan confirms that she's signed on to play Liz Taylor. [TMZ]
PHOTOS: Happy 90th Birthday, Betty White! [Starpulse]
Or maybe is THIS the Golden Globes' worst dressed? [Lainey Gossip]
These stars were at the party that Lindsay Lohan crashed. So embarrassing. [LA Times]
Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne are done. [Socialite...
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"Your dad DOESN’T own a hotel enterprise, and ca...
A couple of others did, too, like Emile Hirsch and Tim Roth, but that doesn't really matter all that much to me, truth be told. Also, it wasn't just any old fashion show - it was a fancy-schmancy fashion show for Prada. Yup. Prada. And in case you couldn't guess it from the, ahem, get-up that my boy Adrien's wearing in the photo above, it was "English Gent"-themed.
Finally, guess who led the final walk? Nope, it wasn't Gary Oldman, much as I love him. It was Adrien. God. This guy's just so...