OK, so blame it on the last two days' posts. Blame it on whatever you need to. But I'm here to tell you that I'm absolutely not hard-on-ing over this film because it stars Kristen Stewart, who starred in the Twilight franchise movies. Nor am I popping one because Kristen Stewart is dating Robert Pattinson, who is exponentially less hot than his film character, Edward Cullen.
I'm going nuts because this movie actually looks pretty awesome, and Charlize Theron knocks the hell out of the Queen's role even if I do generally prefer Julia Roberts (and from what I hear, I'm kind of the only one on that side of the fence).
Plus, there's a whole other slew of reasons that I'm loving this film: one, it stars Chris Hemsworth, who, though I don't care about generally, impregnated Elsa Pataky, and Elsa Pataky is the ex-girlfriend of my obsession, Adrien Brody. NO RECONCILIATION THERE, THANKS. Second, it's done by the producers of Alice in Wonderland, and if you saw that and liked it (I did), then you'll probably have a good time at this show, too. Finally, I just really, really like the concept of a Snow White character kicking ass and taking names and swinging decidedly-heavy swords around like it ain't no thing.
You guys excited about this movie or what? It's in theaters on June 1st, and I know what I'll be doing that night. />
OK, so blame it on the last two days' posts. Blame it on whatever you need to. But I'm here to tell you that I'm absolutely not hard-on-ing over this film because it stars Kristen Stewart, who starred in the Twilight franchise movies. Nor am I popping one because Kristen Stewart is dating Robert Pattinson, who is exponentially less hot than his film character, Edward Cullen.
I'm going nuts because this movie actually looks pretty awesome, and Charlize Theron knocks the hell out of the Qu...
And in it, his name is Barnabus Collins. Collins. Well, at least we can thank God for small things - at least the main character's first name isn't Edmund or something, because wouldn't that just be ridiculous: Edmund Collins? Good heavens, yes, it would.
The new project that Johnny just wrapped is called Dark Shadows, and according to IMDB, it's a creepy gothic horror flick centered around - if you've seen the old show, you guessed it! - vampires:
A gothic-horror tale centering on the l...
He's still alright, though, I guess, yes? I mean, he's not nearly as striking without coal-black eyes and cold, marble skin (and superhuman strength and glittery pecs), but I sure wouldn't kick him out of bed or anything. And what has he been up to lately, you ask? Aside from shaving his head and eating all of Kristen Stewart's food? Apparently taking Kristen out to eat, surprise surprise!
Friends at Hollywood Life say that their eyewitnesses dined just feet from Robert and Kristen, and when ...
Hey, did you guys know that Heather Locklear, like, OD'd sometime over the last few weeks? She did. I knew it, but aside from when she played Amanda Woodward on the original Melrose Place, I didn't really have an interest in her. And I still don't, but I wanted to talk about how sad it's got to be lately to be Heather Locklear and the segueway of her re-decline is probably a good place to start. She apparently overdosed on prescription pills and alcohol sometime earlier in the month, stayed in inte...
Oh the utter madness of it all. From Blind Gossip:
She’s off her meds, and it’s not good. She has returned to the very behavior that got her into so much trouble in the first place, including the dr*gs and the alcohol and the self-harming.
It’s almost surreal to hear her spout absolute bullsh*t about being healthy and happy and sober when she is exactly the opposite. In fact, just a week ago she was out at some madhouse of a bar, dr*nk off her ass, doing multiple shots and snorting c*ke ...
According to exclusive sources at Radar Online, Kelly Osbourne, sober for almost three years, has come tumbling down from the wagon and is trying to ingest as much alcohol as humanly possible. From Radar:
Kelly is definitely off the wagon again -- at least when it comes to drinking," an insider tells RadarOnline.com. “I’ve seen her out drinking cocktails, beer and champagne numerous times, and I’ve seen her pretty unsteady on her feet too."
And just this past Sunday, Kelly guzzled...
Well who knew that Timmy Tattoos here was so well-hung? I, for one, sure didn't. His exes definitely did, and that makes me wonder why they axed the relationship to begin with - unless it was because, yes, although Travis here is hung like a DONKEY, his shave job is positively pre-pubescent. Of course, I'm strictly talking preference here, and while I don't like to search extensively through the nest in order to find the bird and the eggs, I'm also definitely not a fan of the thing looking so cold and bare and ... I don't know, generally ...
I'm sorry, but this just might be the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Aside from streaming episodes of Hart of Dixie, where Rachel Bilson plays a fish-out-of-water doctor from New York City adjusting to small-town life down south, that is. That's pretty bad, too, but this? This is just The Most Awful Ever. I honestly think I'd be OK with watching 'I Love My Friends' on loop for an hour than have to sit through this again, and that's kind of awful, too.
The video is horrible, the language is NSFW, just so you're aware, and Rachel Bilson has probably never been more unlikable in life. Then again, I never really cared much for Rachel Bilson enough to talk about her, let alone actually form an opinion, so this might be a total win for her. Is that what you were going for, Rach? Because if it was - if it was a ploy just to get people to formulate an opinion on you one way or the other, good or bad - then I suppose it was a complete and utter success.
If not, well. I'd be curious to see who gave you the thumbs-up that this'd be a fun, campy thing for you to do because they were wrong.
Thoughts, friends? Is it really all that bad, or am I just being hormonal and quite easily turned off today? Both are really safe options, you know. I'm OK with either. />Call Me Doctor with Rachel Bilson from Rachel Bilson
I'm sorry, but this just might be the worst thing I've ever seen on the internet. Aside from streaming episodes of Hart of Dixie, where Rachel Bilson plays a fish-out-of-water doctor from New York City adjusting to small-town life down south, that is. That's pretty bad, too, but this? This is just The Most Awful Ever. I honestly think I'd be OK with watching 'I Love My Friends' on loop for an hour than have to sit through this again, and that's kind of awful, too.
The video is horrible, the language is NSFW, just so you're aware, and Rachel Bilson has probably never been more unlikable in life. Then again, I never really cared muc...
More confirmation that Johnny Depp is SINGLE. [Lainey Gossip]
Demi Moore is out, Kate Hudson, in. [Starpulse]
Snooki: still knocking back the diet pills. [The Superficial]
Rihanna trades her blunt for a bikini, if you can call it that. [The Superficial]
No one wants to have sex with Bethenny Frankel. You're not surprised, are you? [ICYDK]
Is Rachel McAdams leaving Michael Sheen for this dude? [INFDaily]
Bruce Springsteen's NEW SINGLE. [Huff Po]
The Sex and the City prequel is...
Neil Patrick Harris doesn't want to be the poster boy for gay relationships. [Starpulse]
Rachel McAdams looks amazing for The Vow premiere. [Lainey Gossip]
Courtney Love's bare ass. You know, again. [The Superficial]
Michael Fassbender is a celebrity penis expert. OK. [Socialite Life]
Mark Wahlberg seriously disses the deceased 9/11 folks. [TMZ]
Kate Winslet wants to be a rock star. [Lainey Gossip]
David Hasselhoff dresses like a toddler. [Seriously OMG]
Guy who was arrested for ...
According to sources (and I'm wondering if it's the same "sources" and "insiders" and "friends" that are calling out Johnny Depp out on his split with Vanessa Paradis) they are, and it's allegedly been happening for over a year now.
From Us Magazine:
The edgy, platinum-selling "We Found Love" singer and Brown "meet up very casually," a Brown confidante says. "She comes to see him anytime she's in L.A." Explains a music industry source: "They can't get enough of each other. I don't see it ending well. Rihanna loves to live dangerously...
And here's the post where I unceremoniously mock a child for doing child things. OK? I'm just forewarning you right now of what's to come. Some of you hate this kind of shit, while others live for it, and right now I'm pandering to the latter group, if, indeed, there's any "meanies" left here in the Evil Beet crowd. OK. Deep breath. Here goes:
Dakota Fanning? BWAHAHAHHAHAHAHH! What's up with the hair, girlfriend? Pink streaks that match the pink rings around your eyes? That what's going on here? ...