The caption?:
"Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!"
Right. Cute. Please don't get me started on how silly and pretentious it is to pretend there's a definitive need to take post-shower photos and publish them to social media networks, because it just screams, "I CRAVE ATTENTION", and when your show has ended for the season and it's only been off-air for, like, three weeks, it's really kind of obvious that you're desperate to stay on people's minds 'til the sho...
Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.
Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato....
No, it's actually kind of cute, really, if you can get past the fact that Megan doesn't want anything to do with non-English-speaking men.
The commercial is for CCAA, which is a Brazilian-based language school that is trying to implement a country-wide campaign to push for a universal education of the English language. In short, two young men are shipwrecked (plane-wrecked?) on "Megan Fox Island," and upon finding out that the men aren't bilingual, Megan captures them in a net and ships them off to - you guessed it - "Mike Tyson Island."
I'll admit, the island names aren't really all that creative, and the idea of being turned off because someone speaks a different language is kind of questionable, but you can't deny that Megan Fox is still so, so hot, and Mike Tyson, though he only speaks five words, can deliver his lines and be funny at the same time.
What else has Megan Fox been up to, though, you ask? Well ... this commercial here, this is pretty much it. And the only thing she's really got on the horizon is that possibility of yanking Lindsay Lohan's Liz Taylor role in that Lifetime movie that's supposed to be made.
Megan also recently visited Turkey to film a Doritos commercial (!), and did a few amusing interviews, one of which where she admitted to not knowing that Istanbul is not some small town in Turkey. Mind the translation, as the interview excerpt came from a Turkish newspaper:
SABA TÜMER: Hi Megan, how are you? It’s your first time in Turkey, you just arrived yesterday? What did you know about Turkey prior to your visit? What did you expected and what have you seen so far here?
MEGAN FOX: I knew a few things about Turkey. Like you have the most ancient temple on earth ... and it is not far from where we are right now.
SABA TÜMER: And you made this research before or after the offer for the [Doritos] ad was made?
MEGAN FOX: I knew this already, because I've watched a show called ”Ancient Aliens”. It sounds silly, but it is about ancient temples and pyramids. I watched the special episode about this temple. I can’t pronounce it correctly right now, but it is a ‘Göbekli Tepe’.
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No, it's actually kind of cute, really, if you can get past the fact that Megan doesn't want anything to do with non-English-speaking men.
The commercial is for CCAA, which is a Brazilian-based language school that is trying to implement a country-wide campaign to push for a universal education of the English language. In short, two young men are shipwrecked (plane-wrecked?) on "Megan Fox Island," and upon finding out that the men aren't bilingual, Megan captures them in a net and ships them o...
So I think I've finally figured out why LeAnn Rimes does nothing but tromp around in a barely-there bikinis that expose 99% of her unclothed body. It's because anytime she actually wears something of substance, she ends up swimming in it, and she can't afford the uber-high-end clothing that equally-teeny-tiny international supermodels like Karlie Kloss can. So what happens? Well, in a word, she ends up looking like the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, just a whole hell of a lot thinner and with s...
More proof that Mark Wahlberg is an IDIOT of EPIC PROPORTIONS. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz is slumming it with Diddy. [Lainey Gossip]
Swizz Beatz is probably going to jail. [Bossip]
Taylor Swift's newest album is inspired by "earth-shattering heartbreak." ... Aren't they all, though? [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: We all have our favorite quotes. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Aniston takes a break from acting because she's pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Mena Suvari's unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]
...
Hm. Actually completely adorable and endearing if you ask me. And I know you didn't, but it's nice to pretend sometimes. Just like it's nice to pretend that any Republican candidates have a snowball's chance in hell against this man, whether you like him and/or his policies or not this upcoming election year.
Did you guys hear that Senator Rick Perry dropped out of the race over the last few days? And endorsed Newt Gingrich, who is, alongside Mitt Romney, one of the main front-runners for Republican Presidential candidate? After the South Carolina primary, Ron Paul's going to be done, unless he's looking for a third-party nomination, and then it's going to be between Rick Santorum and Newt Gingrich, who ALSO doesn't have a snowball's chance in hell, what with all of his ew-ew-ew bad hairpiece-sexual escapades and his "open" marriage. Conservative Republicans are going to eat that guy's ASS. And then it's going to be just Mitty and Rick Santorum, who was former senator from my old home state of Pennsylvania. He did a real great job there, too. As for Mitt? Well. I don't have a whole lot to say about him other than the fact that he's probably the Republican candidate to beat, as if that wasn't evident already. Don't get me wrong, though - it's really not saying too much.
Um. Oops. Sorry. I didn't mean to turn this lovely little ditty-post of our handsome, evocative President into a slamjam of political stammering, but I suppose it happened, and I can only apologize for it and vote for him once again right?
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Hm. Actually completely adorable and endearing if you ask me. And I know you didn't, but it's nice to pretend sometimes. Just like it's nice to pretend that any Republican candidates have a snowball's chance in hell against this man, whether you like him and/or his policies or not this upcoming election year.
Did you guys hear that Senator Rick Perry dropped out of the race over the last few days? And endorsed Newt Gingrich, who is, alongside Mitt Romney, one of the main front-runners for Rep...
OK, so am I the only one who just doesn't getNicki Minaj? Doesn't get the weird faces and the fake baby voices and making me intentionally spell things wrong?
This is girlfriend's latest video for her latest single, 'Stupid Hoe', and between the seizures I'm having from trying to figure out whether or not that's a prosthetic ass or not and the silly, over-wide anime eyes that seem to follow me all over the room, I don't really know whether I should be laughing, crying, or foaming at the mouth.
I won't lie - the erotic monkeys kind of scare me, too.
If you can't listen to the video right now for whatever reason but still want to watch the visual onslaught of what happens to an epileptic before they pass out, mute the garbage and read the lyrics instead:
I get it crackin' like a bad back
Bitch talkin' she the queen when she lookin' like a lab rat,
I'm Angelina, You Jennifer,
Come on, bitch. You see where Brad at
Ice my wrists-is, then I piss on bitches,
You can suck my diznik, if you take this jizz-is,
You don't like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, givin this the business
Cause I pull up and I'm stuntin' but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I'm rockin' Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
B!tches play the back cause they know I'm the front man
Put me on the dollar cause Im who they trusting
Ayo SV, whats the f-cks good? We ship platinum, them bitches are shipping wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish, I wish
a bitch woooooooooooooooooould.
You a stupid hoe, you a, you a ...
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OK, so am I the only one who just doesn't get Nicki Minaj? Doesn't get the weird faces and the fake baby voices and making me intentionally spell things wrong?
This is girlfriend's latest video for her latest single, 'Stupid Hoe', and between the seizures I'm having from trying to figure out whether or not that's a prosthetic ass or not and the silly, over-wide anime eyes that seem to follow me all over the room, I don't really know whether I should be laughing, crying, or foaming at the mo...
But to her credit, she wears it way, way better than Ke$ha ever could.
I get that Florence's thing is retro, kitschy-cool, and what better way to show that you're totally dedicated to your thing than to wear even retro, kitschy-cool swimwear in a place that you're not apt to be photographed (sorry, girl), but I just do not like that high-waisted look when it comes to pants, panties, or now, at the very top of my list, bikini bottoms. Even if you're a skinny-Minnie with a perfectly normal, pert bum ...
Remember Karlie Kloss? That super-skinny fashion model that had everyone going crazy because you could see Orion the Hunter even when she stood directly in front of you at night? She's back! And she's also still pretty skinny.
See, Karlie is the model that Vogue claimed was the "new body" of the fashion season a couple of months back, and after a crap-ton of people went nuts and said, "What? You tripping, boo?", most of the ads featuring Karlie With the Koncave Body were pulled.
Needle...
Well this is interesting. It's probably one of the least-expected celebrities to wear a penis on their head, but then again, maybe it's not. Maybe it makes way more sense than it probably should, and I guess, with comments in the past like tuna being chicken and chicken being tuna, there's an innate silly side to this lady that I just adore. Can I borrow that penis head, girl?
Either that or she just likes penis. Which, considering the condition she's in, is also quite, quite possible.
Ta...
From People:
Etta James, the powerful blues voice behind the chart-topping 1961 evergreen "At Last," has died after a lengthy struggle with leukemia. She was 73.
Her longtime friend and manager, Lupe De Leon, first confirmed the news to CNN. "This is a tremendous loss for the family, her friends and fans around the world," De Leon said. "She was a true original who could sing it all – her music defied category. I worked with Etta for over 30 years. She was my friend and I will miss her a...
Holy BOOB! [The Superficial]
Kobe Bryant is DONE. [Bossip]
Katherine Heigl wants back on Grey's Anatomy because she's not as talented as she thought. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who was named America's Favorite Actor. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are breaking up over DOGS. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTOS: Katy Perry kissing a dude. [Huff Po]
Nasty Newt Gingrich had an "open" marriage. YUCK. [The Frisky]
Coco and Christina Milian hook up in the club. [Bossip]
Rihanna is hot and almost nude on a treadmill. [Yeeeah]
Helena Bonham Carter is LOADED. [INFDaily]
What Kris Jenner's doing to ruin...
The caption?:
"Uhh...Does anyone know how to work this twisty towel thing? Haha!"
Right. Cute. Please don't get me started on how silly and pretentious it is to pretend there's a definitive need to take post-shower photos and publish them to social media networks, because it just screams, "I CRAVE ATTENTION", and when your show has ended for the season and it's only been off-air for, like, three weeks, it's really kind of obvious that you're desperate to stay on people's minds 'til the sho...
Well wow. Talk about getting your way by hook or by crook.
Kristin Cavallari is expecting a baby with her on-again, off-again boyfriend/fiance, Jay Cutler, and it looks like this time the marriage might be on. If you remember, Kristin and Jay dated for awhile before getting betrothed, and when push finally came to shove, engagement rings were given and Kristin had already picked out a wedding dress (oh, and gift-hopes were already registered, too), Cutler unceremoniously dropped Kristin like a hot potato....
So I think I've finally figured out why LeAnn Rimes does nothing but tromp around in a barely-there bikinis that expose 99% of her unclothed body. It's because anytime she actually wears something of substance, she ends up swimming in it, and she can't afford the uber-high-end clothing that equally-teeny-tiny international supermodels like Karlie Kloss can. So what happens? Well, in a word, she ends up looking like the Scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, just a whole hell of a lot thinner and with s...
More proof that Mark Wahlberg is an IDIOT of EPIC PROPORTIONS. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz is slumming it with Diddy. [Lainey Gossip]
Swizz Beatz is probably going to jail. [Bossip]
Taylor Swift's newest album is inspired by "earth-shattering heartbreak." ... Aren't they all, though? [Starpulse]
PHOTOS: We all have our favorite quotes. [theBERRY]
Jennifer Aniston takes a break from acting because she's pregnant. [Cele|bitchy]
Mena Suvari's unbelievable ass. [The Superficial]
...
But to her credit, she wears it way, way better than Ke$ha ever could.
I get that Florence's thing is retro, kitschy-cool, and what better way to show that you're totally dedicated to your thing than to wear even retro, kitschy-cool swimwear in a place that you're not apt to be photographed (sorry, girl), but I just do not like that high-waisted look when it comes to pants, panties, or now, at the very top of my list, bikini bottoms. Even if you're a skinny-Minnie with a perfectly normal, pert bum ...
Remember Karlie Kloss? That super-skinny fashion model that had everyone going crazy because you could see Orion the Hunter even when she stood directly in front of you at night? She's back! And she's also still pretty skinny.
See, Karlie is the model that Vogue claimed was the "new body" of the fashion season a couple of months back, and after a crap-ton of people went nuts and said, "What? You tripping, boo?", most of the ads featuring Karlie With the Koncave Body were pulled.
Needle...
Well this is interesting. It's probably one of the least-expected celebrities to wear a penis on their head, but then again, maybe it's not. Maybe it makes way more sense than it probably should, and I guess, with comments in the past like tuna being chicken and chicken being tuna, there's an innate silly side to this lady that I just adore. Can I borrow that penis head, girl?
Either that or she just likes penis. Which, considering the condition she's in, is also quite, quite possible.
Ta...
From People:
Etta James, the powerful blues voice behind the chart-topping 1961 evergreen "At Last," has died after a lengthy struggle with leukemia. She was 73.
Her longtime friend and manager, Lupe De Leon, first confirmed the news to CNN. "This is a tremendous loss for the family, her friends and fans around the world," De Leon said. "She was a true original who could sing it all – her music defied category. I worked with Etta for over 30 years. She was my friend and I will miss her a...
Holy BOOB! [The Superficial]
Kobe Bryant is DONE. [Bossip]
Katherine Heigl wants back on Grey's Anatomy because she's not as talented as she thought. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who was named America's Favorite Actor. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds are breaking up over DOGS. [Cele|bitchy]
PHOTOS: Katy Perry kissing a dude. [Huff Po]
Nasty Newt Gingrich had an "open" marriage. YUCK. [The Frisky]
Coco and Christina Milian hook up in the club. [Bossip]
Rihanna is hot and almost nude on a treadmill. [Yeeeah]
Helena Bonham Carter is LOADED. [INFDaily]
What Kris Jenner's doing to ruin...