OK, so if you actually peer at this here photo instead of just glancing at it, like I want you to, you'll get this one right away. It's easy. It's a total no-brainer. If you can read, you know who this "guess the celebrity" is, and if you can't read? Well. What the hell are you doing here? You can't read. Maybe it's for the nipslip gallery, maybe it's for the funny videos. I sure as hell don't know. But if you're not here for the scathing commentary, maybe you're onto something, my friend, but I'm not rea...
Wait. Do you remember who Whitney Port is? Oh, no. Do I remember who Whitney Port is? Let's see - here's a few things that should jog our memories. She looks pretty good without makeup. She's got questionable fashion sense. She used to be super thin (now she's just thin). She did some stuff with some magazines. She had a spin-off of ... oh dear God, that's right: The Hills.
So what's girlfriend done since those days? Well, she apparently cooks her own breakfast. She's going to be on The Pri...
Vanessa Hudgens won't stop wearing bikinis. Like Rihanna. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: Emma Stone and that dude were photographed visiting Paris. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Richards says she's an alcoholic. And everyone believes her. [Starpulse]
Brad Pitt talks marriage. [Lainey Gossip]
Liam Neeson is considering a conversion to Islam. [Cele|bitchy]
Country Music Award nominations! [LA Times]
Ashton Kutcher has "nothing" to say about Demi's OD. [TMZ]
Mario Lopez takes off his pants on Ellen....
"It depends which rumor [you're talking about] … Here, this is one which could hurt my family. After that … they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I’m in my 12th pregnancy. All this is, I don’t know, because the Queen of England didn’t lose her teeth this week and there’s nothing happening. Yes, they are false."
This would be Vanessa Paradis trying to dispel those pesky break-up rumors that even People picked up on. Gues...
I know; you guys are probably wondering what kind of falling out JLH and I might have had that I would say such a thing about my girl, but it's true: where in the hell did Jennifer Love's lovely curves disappear to in this photo shoot?
The pics are promotional for her upcoming Lifetime channel show, where she plays a housewife-turned-prostitute in order to save her family's finances. If that sounds familiar to you, it should: she played a role in the same-named (and, um, same-themed) movie on Lifetime, The Client List, and they were sent out via her Twitter account yesterday ...
Unsupervised Britney Spears look exactly like you'd imagine. [The Superficial]
Celebrity Twitpics of the week. [Starpulse]
Ooh! Blake Lively girl drama! [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway is Fantine? [Lainey Gossip]
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde practically have sex in public now. [ICYDK]
Naomi Watts finally got her teeth fixed. [INFDaily]
Spielberg doing a Moses movie? [Huff Po]
Chelsea Handler bashes Mariah Carey, says she has a "weight problem." [CDL]
Larry King's skeleton. [C...
Oh snap. You got it. It's Oprah.
Media Takeout reports exclusively that Oprah was selected as Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby's godmother, while long-time friend of Jay-Z Tyran Smith was chosen as Blue Ivy's godfather. No wasting time there in choosing suitable godparents. I mean, why not President and Michelle Obama? Why not Kate Middleton and Prince Harry? They just had to go full-gusto and choose one of the other most powerful people in the world to spiritually guide their little Blue Ivy? Alright then. Roll with it.
On a side ...
Kellie Pickler does something with cats for charity. [Starpulse]
Gary Oldman will win. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry's sick nipple-twisting. [The Superficial]
The Royal Couple goes on holiday before their separation. [Lainey Gossip]
The drugs are really working for Heather Locklear. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian donates $50k (no, not wedding gifts) to some charity. [Socialite Life]
You ready for Catherine Willows' departure from CSI? [Seriously OMG]
Pork: the other ... nasal tampon? [The Frisky]
Imogen Thomas in an unbelievable bikini. [Celebslam]
Wet hott...
From Radar Online:
Demi Moore had a seizure Monday night before she was rushed to the hospital and is being treated for anorexia, among other substance abuse issues, Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.
The 49-year-old Ghost star has become frighteningly thin since her split with husband Ashton Kutcher, and a source close to the actress described what happened to her.
"She collapsed after having an epileptic seizure," the source said about the frightening medical emergency.
Her dram...
So, you guys saw the previous clip this morning that I ran in the MILEY CYRUS ATE A PENIS CAKE! post, and from there on out, I spent about three hours looking at old clips of our formerly-favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. The clip, above, was, by far, my favorite one yet. Lindsay was so young and promising, and didn't even realize that in the short span of eight years that she'd be all but completely over, fighting over bitty parts in Lifetime movies with other generally-out-of-work actresses. Amazing, right?
So go ahead. Watch the video. I'll be right here waiting for you to come back and we can discuss it together, huh?
Alright. Done? Good. So, GOD, huh? She used to be so almost-completely awesome, right? She was eighteen and cheeky and f-cking adorable and endearing - and damn right, she couldn't sing back then either, but that's completely aside from the point. Lindsay Lohan used to be a demi-goddess, and she used to work all of the time and now look where she's at. Honestly, sometimes I can't believe it myself, but here's the living proof right in front of you. So messed up.
Also, if you'll notice, after she finishes performing, she couches it for a sit-down with Ellen and ...
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So, you guys saw the previous clip this morning that I ran in the MILEY CYRUS ATE A PENIS CAKE! post, and from there on out, I spent about three hours looking at old clips of our formerly-favorite girl, Lindsay Lohan. The clip, above, was, by far, my favorite one yet. Lindsay was so young and promising, and didn't even realize that in the short span of eight years that she'd be all but completely over, fighting over bitty parts in Lifetime movies with other generally-out-of-work actresses. Amazing, right?
...
Yesterday one of our readers pointed out the fact that there was a rumor going around that Jane Carrey, daughter of Jim Carrey, had an appointment for her American Idol audition, and didn't have to wait or pre-screen like the rest of the contestants normally do. Today, we have confirmation from Radar Online that this does, in fact, appear to be the case:
Jane Carrey, Jim Carrey’s 24-year-old daughter, who is heading to Hollywood on the hit show American Idol, was not treated just like any other hopeful RadarOnline...
What's with the Common/Drake BEEF? [Bossip]
Jessica Chastain's adorable reaction to her Oscar nomination. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna will dance the Black Swan now. [The Superficial]
Kristin Cavallari's pregnancy was an "accident." [The Blemish]
Update: Demi Moore probably OD'd. [TMZ]
Miranda Kerr makes a sexy Wonder Woman. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry investigated for child endangerment. [Hollywood Dame]
PHOTOS: New Hunger Games leaks. [Huff Po]
PHOTOS: Before they were stars! [...
OK, so if you actually peer at this here photo instead of just glancing at it, like I want you to, you'll get this one right away. It's easy. It's a total no-brainer. If you can read, you know who this "guess the celebrity" is, and if you can't read? Well. What the hell are you doing here? You can't read. Maybe it's for the nipslip gallery, maybe it's for the funny videos. I sure as hell don't know. But if you're not here for the scathing commentary, maybe you're onto something, my friend, but I'm not rea...
Wait. Do you remember who Whitney Port is? Oh, no. Do I remember who Whitney Port is? Let's see - here's a few things that should jog our memories. She looks pretty good without makeup. She's got questionable fashion sense. She used to be super thin (now she's just thin). She did some stuff with some magazines. She had a spin-off of ... oh dear God, that's right: The Hills.
So what's girlfriend done since those days? Well, she apparently cooks her own breakfast. She's going to be on The Pri...
Vanessa Hudgens won't stop wearing bikinis. Like Rihanna. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: Emma Stone and that dude were photographed visiting Paris. [Lainey Gossip]
Kim Richards says she's an alcoholic. And everyone believes her. [Starpulse]
Brad Pitt talks marriage. [Lainey Gossip]
Liam Neeson is considering a conversion to Islam. [Cele|bitchy]
Country Music Award nominations! [LA Times]
Ashton Kutcher has "nothing" to say about Demi's OD. [TMZ]
Mario Lopez takes off his pants on Ellen....
"It depends which rumor [you're talking about] … Here, this is one which could hurt my family. After that … they say that we have 52 houses in France, we separate in winter, we get married every summer. Me, I’m in my 12th pregnancy. All this is, I don’t know, because the Queen of England didn’t lose her teeth this week and there’s nothing happening. Yes, they are false."
This would be Vanessa Paradis trying to dispel those pesky break-up rumors that even People picked up on. Gues...
I know; you guys are probably wondering what kind of falling out JLH and I might have had that I would say such a thing about my girl, but it's true: where in the hell did Jennifer Love's lovely curves disappear to in this photo shoot?
The pics are promotional for her upcoming Lifetime channel show, where she plays a housewife-turned-prostitute in order to save her family's finances. If that sounds familiar to you, it should: she played a role in the same-named (and, um, same-themed) movie on Lifetime, The Client List, and they were sent out via her Twitter account yesterday ...
Unsupervised Britney Spears look exactly like you'd imagine. [The Superficial]
Celebrity Twitpics of the week. [Starpulse]
Ooh! Blake Lively girl drama! [Lainey Gossip]
Anne Hathaway is Fantine? [Lainey Gossip]
Jason Sudeikis and Olivia Wilde practically have sex in public now. [ICYDK]
Naomi Watts finally got her teeth fixed. [INFDaily]
Spielberg doing a Moses movie? [Huff Po]
Chelsea Handler bashes Mariah Carey, says she has a "weight problem." [CDL]
Larry King's skeleton. [C...
Oh snap. You got it. It's Oprah.
Media Takeout reports exclusively that Oprah was selected as Beyonce and Jay-Z's baby's godmother, while long-time friend of Jay-Z Tyran Smith was chosen as Blue Ivy's godfather. No wasting time there in choosing suitable godparents. I mean, why not President and Michelle Obama? Why not Kate Middleton and Prince Harry? They just had to go full-gusto and choose one of the other most powerful people in the world to spiritually guide their little Blue Ivy? Alright then. Roll with it.
On a side ...
Kellie Pickler does something with cats for charity. [Starpulse]
Gary Oldman will win. [Lainey Gossip]
Katy Perry's sick nipple-twisting. [The Superficial]
The Royal Couple goes on holiday before their separation. [Lainey Gossip]
The drugs are really working for Heather Locklear. [TMZ]
Kim Kardashian donates $50k (no, not wedding gifts) to some charity. [Socialite Life]
You ready for Catherine Willows' departure from CSI? [Seriously OMG]
Pork: the other ... nasal tampon? [The Frisky]
Imogen Thomas in an unbelievable bikini. [Celebslam]
Wet hott...
From Radar Online:
Demi Moore had a seizure Monday night before she was rushed to the hospital and is being treated for anorexia, among other substance abuse issues, Radaronline.com has exclusively learned.
The 49-year-old Ghost star has become frighteningly thin since her split with husband Ashton Kutcher, and a source close to the actress described what happened to her.
"She collapsed after having an epileptic seizure," the source said about the frightening medical emergency.
Her dram...
Yesterday one of our readers pointed out the fact that there was a rumor going around that Jane Carrey, daughter of Jim Carrey, had an appointment for her American Idol audition, and didn't have to wait or pre-screen like the rest of the contestants normally do. Today, we have confirmation from Radar Online that this does, in fact, appear to be the case:
Jane Carrey, Jim Carrey’s 24-year-old daughter, who is heading to Hollywood on the hit show American Idol, was not treated just like any other hopeful RadarOnline...
What's with the Common/Drake BEEF? [Bossip]
Jessica Chastain's adorable reaction to her Oscar nomination. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna will dance the Black Swan now. [The Superficial]
Kristin Cavallari's pregnancy was an "accident." [The Blemish]
Update: Demi Moore probably OD'd. [TMZ]
Miranda Kerr makes a sexy Wonder Woman. [Starpulse]
Gabriel Aubry investigated for child endangerment. [Hollywood Dame]
PHOTOS: New Hunger Games leaks. [Huff Po]
PHOTOS: Before they were stars! [...