It was obviously awhile ago (last year, to be specific), because she's got hair and isn't singing about just how much bitches actually love cake with dubstep artists, thinking that she, herself, is one punk-ass bitch, and how she'd obviously know about that cake thing*.
Nope, this is the Miley of days gone by, and quite honestly, I've had enough of all these big-booty-ho ass-grabbing-type stunts that she's pulling lately, and think she needs a decent return to her ... well, roots I guess would be a bad way to put it, because gosh, I don't even know what kind of roots we'd really be talking about, but Miley needs to just chill the f-ck out and do stuff like this ^^ more often, because it's kind of a beautiful thing.
*She definitely, definitely knows about that cake thing. />
It was obviously awhile ago (last year, to be specific), because she's got hair and isn't singing about just how much bitches actually love cake with dubstep artists, thinking that she, herself, is one punk-ass bitch, and how she'd obviously know about that cake thing*.
Nope, this is the Miley of days gone by, and quite honestly, I've had enough of all these big-booty-ho ass-grabbing-type stunts that she's pulling lately, and think she needs a decent return to her ... well, roots I guess would be a bad ...
This is Jessica on her recent holiday trip to Hawaii, and she looks so great and so happy. As you guys probably already know, Jessica is expecting her second child, and if her mini-bump is any indication as to when we can expect the newest little Simpson Johnson (ha), it's probably going to be right around the time that Jess gave birth to Baby Maxwell last year, which was May-ish, I believe.
I know I might be in the minority (especially since I have no affiliation with Weight Watchers), but I'm pretty stoked for Jessica and Eric. They were positively over the moon about M...
Megan just has great boobs. Better boobs than I’ve ever seen in my life.
---Leslie Mann, wife of Judd Apatow, on Megan Fox's brilliant boobies, which she fondled for 'This is 40!'.
And you know what? I'm sorry this had to come so closely after your Christmas high, but see? This is just further confirmation that your life will never be as good as Megan Fox's, or her baby's, or Leslie Mann's, or, most regrettably, David Silver's Brian Austin Green's. Some things really are the fabled Atl...
#5 - Snooki
Snooki had some photos leaked that no one ever really saw, end of story. When MTV protects your ass, there's not a whole lot of nakedness that the public's going to see unless they're making money off of it. Surprise, surprise.
#4 - Kate Middleton
If you guys remember, Kate Middleton was spied sunning topless while on vacation with her husband, Prince William. She sued the pants off the magazine that employed the photographer who snapped her nudity from the next country ov...
Flashbacks: Megan Fox before she got all pregnant. [The Superficial]
A Christmas f-ck you to Sean Penn. [Lainey Gossip]
RIP Charles Durning. [Starpulse]
Kind of gives new meaning to the term "yule log." [OMGBlog]
Justin Theroux has no ass. [TMZ]
Hugh Jackman breaks out the wolverine inside. [Socialite Life]
Miniskirts have been criminalized. Look out. [The Frisky]
Demi Moore's daughters are even more disgusted with her. [Celebslam]
Hangovers cured. [theBERRY]
Katy Perry posted the most frightening Twitpic yesterday. Dear God. [IDLYITW]
...
Moment #10: When Victoria Jackson convinced us (again, I mean) that she's an asshole.
Moment #9: When Anne Hathaway decided to promote 'Les Miserables' through her vagina.
Moment #8: That time I wrote an open letter to Madonna because, duh, she's a c-nt.
Moment #7: When we showed you Khloe Kardashian's real father.
Moment #6: That time when Adam Levine officially became too gross to handle.
Moment #5: When Kristen Stewart publicly apologized for grinding up against buck-toothed dong.
Moment #4: ...
... And what kind of Grinch would I be if I didn't deliver them to you in a neat little, child-sized package of gleeful Christmas cheer? Well, a Grinch who isn't attracted to practical children with rode-hard faces, and who look like tall, skinny eight-year-olds who should probably eat more spaghetti and meatballs when their mama cooks it for them, because holy f-cking pre-pubescent emaciation.
These are photos of Courtney Stodden in almost all of her nude glory, and if you don't see that Court...
The pot calling the kettle nasty or whatever. [The Superficial]
What has Mariah Carey done, huh? [Lainey Gossip]
Some really nice guy called Mila Kunis a "dirty Jewess." [Splash]
Miranda Kerr is riding the train to Singletown. [Starpulse]
Kris Jenner and Bruce ... well, Jenner, separate. [TMZ]
The one where all the homeless rally against Justin Timberlake and his elitist ways. [The Blemish]
Merry Christmas from these adorable dogs. [theBERRY]
Ben Affleck isn't running anymore. [Huff Po]
And Jennifer Garner sets the mom bar. [Lainey Go...
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"Ugh, is this aged alcohol? ...
... Because we don't believe in the power of love, of course. That's why we're fools, guys. We just can't even see it. It's as glaring as that stupid gold tooth in...
That's it. There's really nothing else about Brandi here other than these sexy Christmas pictures, but of course, we do have some more LeAnn stuff to talk about because seriously, never in the world was there anyone who'd rather talk about Brandi Glanville and the Other Real Housewives than LeAnn Rimes. LeAnn Rimes is one of the most important ladies on the planet, and if she won't let Carly Rose Sonenclar forget that, you can bet your ass that you're taking something away from the experience,...
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So we're going to be in absentia* today and tomorrow in order to spend time with our families and other loved ones, and to watch movies like 'Holiday in Handcuffs', 'Love Actually', and oh! To engage in other annual indulgences like homemade egg nog, Andes, and lasagna, boy.
We're super thankful to have you guys as both friends and readers, and we even really love those of you who tell us we're stupid and ugly, because hey. You make us smile, too, and variety is the spice of life,...