In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like "rejuvenating" her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was.
About her vagina, Brandi said:
I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number. This pretty intens...
Maybe I'm approaching my time of the month and my hormones or whatever are all out of whack, because I'm finding that, the more I look at this outfit of Kim Kardashian's, the more I like it.
What's more unbelievable? Kim recently did an interview with Jimmy Fallon, where she claimed that her baby wouldn't be on her reality show, 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'. From E! Online:
Even though Kim Kardashian's baby might be wearing specially made leather pants designed by dad Kanye West, she says the chi...
How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce's thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there's one thing you can't deny, and it's that she's a beautiful girl---with or without makeup.
This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I'll let you figure out who's who. ...
Her name is Riley Matthews (well, really, no; it's actually Rowan Blanchard) and she's the namesake offspring in 'Girl Meets World'.
From E! Online:
Girl Meets World, Disney Channel's spinoff of Boy Meets World, has cast the role of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga's (Danielle Fishel) daughter. Rowan Blanchard, 11, has landed the role of Riley after a national casting search, Entertainment Weekly reports.
The pilot, which is told from Riley's point-of-view, was just officially picked up...
From Oprah's Next Chapter:
While growing up in New Jersey, Whitney Houston was close to both of her big brothers, Gary and Michael. Since his sister's death, Michael, who many in the family called Whitney's twin, hasn't spoken publicly. Now, Michael reveals how he introduced Whitney to drugs in the '80s, long before Whitney married Bobby Brown.
Here's some memorable quotes from dude's interview with Oprah regarding his sister:
I'm living, but I'm not alive. .... I felt responsible for ...
So this one's a better interview, even though it's not nearly as entertaining as the last time around. It's more rational, and it doesn't have all the talk about speaking in tongues and leprechauns and aliens, but it shows a softer side of Megan that, I think, really surprised everyone who maybe thought it just didn't exist. But then again, it probably surprised some people to hear Megan talking about her belief tongue-speaking and other creatures of science fiction and fantasy, so maybe we all j...
Is that a little nipple I see, there, Miley Cyrus? Is that what that is? I'm not really sure. You and your Instagram filter, it makes everything shadowy look like a nipple. That a nipple on your belly? Or on your left leg? Don't know, but the thing peeking out toward the dreamcatcher tattoo in your armpit sure looks like a nipple, but hey. Maybe it's not ... maybe it's just not. (Also? For the advertisers? No---that's definitely not a nipple, OK?)
In any case, Miley looks pretty great here,...
Guys! It's also my final 'Caption This'! Sadface! For those of you who don't know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said---
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a vali...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. It's probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you're not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady's husband ... I can't even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don't worry, though, girl. One day, you'll have it all: you'll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not y...
LOL, No, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to get your hopes up, but there is something brewing with Tina Fey and 'Mean Girls', and it's probably not going to involve Lindsay Lohan.
In a recent interview with E! Online, Tina Fey claims that she'd love to bring 'Mean Girls' to Broadway, and what's more, she wants to drag Mariah Carey into the fold.
From E!:
"Maybe! We want to. I would love to," Tina Fey told E! News on the red carpet at the SAG Awards. "I'm trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Roc...
Now, I don't normally run Justin Bieber stories myself, partially because I despise Justin Bieber, and partially because ... oh, wait, right. It's just that one thing: because I despise Justin Bieber. This, however, was interesting, because in the accompanying Billboard interview (which isn't out in its entirety yet), Justin talks about how he's in a really dark place in life right now, and some are speculating that it's because of Selena Gomez and all that pot-smoking and butt-showing.
In ...
It's going to be so awful. My ass is going to get so big.
---Kim Kardashian on what her pregnancy's going to be like. In a word?Well, she said it. The word is "awful." Isn't that so, so nice? Isn't it wonderful that she's more concerned about her ass, and how "awful" it's going to be when it inevitably grows large enough that you can see that donk from the front, it eclipsing her growing baby bump and all? Sure. "Awful." Got it.
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In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like "rejuvenating" her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was.
About her vagina, Brandi said:
I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor's office] Eddie's credit card number. This pretty intens...
Maybe I'm approaching my time of the month and my hormones or whatever are all out of whack, because I'm finding that, the more I look at this outfit of Kim Kardashian's, the more I like it.
What's more unbelievable? Kim recently did an interview with Jimmy Fallon, where she claimed that her baby wouldn't be on her reality show, 'Keeping Up With the Kardashians'. From E! Online:
Even though Kim Kardashian's baby might be wearing specially made leather pants designed by dad Kanye West, she says the chi...
How do we feel about it, huh? Because me, as much as I generally dislike Beyonce's thinly veiled high and mighty demeanor, there's one thing you can't deny, and it's that she's a beautiful girl---with or without makeup.
This is Beyonce in New Orleans (my most favorite place in the whole entire world) on a break from Super Bowl halftime rehearsal with her ma, Tina Knowles. One of them is fresh-faced, demure, natural, and gorgeous. The other? Oh my goodness, not so much. I'll let you figure out who's who. ...
Her name is Riley Matthews (well, really, no; it's actually Rowan Blanchard) and she's the namesake offspring in 'Girl Meets World'.
From E! Online:
Girl Meets World, Disney Channel's spinoff of Boy Meets World, has cast the role of Cory (Ben Savage) and Topanga's (Danielle Fishel) daughter. Rowan Blanchard, 11, has landed the role of Riley after a national casting search, Entertainment Weekly reports.
The pilot, which is told from Riley's point-of-view, was just officially picked up...
From Oprah's Next Chapter:
While growing up in New Jersey, Whitney Houston was close to both of her big brothers, Gary and Michael. Since his sister's death, Michael, who many in the family called Whitney's twin, hasn't spoken publicly. Now, Michael reveals how he introduced Whitney to drugs in the '80s, long before Whitney married Bobby Brown.
Here's some memorable quotes from dude's interview with Oprah regarding his sister:
I'm living, but I'm not alive. .... I felt responsible for ...
So this one's a better interview, even though it's not nearly as entertaining as the last time around. It's more rational, and it doesn't have all the talk about speaking in tongues and leprechauns and aliens, but it shows a softer side of Megan that, I think, really surprised everyone who maybe thought it just didn't exist. But then again, it probably surprised some people to hear Megan talking about her belief tongue-speaking and other creatures of science fiction and fantasy, so maybe we all j...
Is that a little nipple I see, there, Miley Cyrus? Is that what that is? I'm not really sure. You and your Instagram filter, it makes everything shadowy look like a nipple. That a nipple on your belly? Or on your left leg? Don't know, but the thing peeking out toward the dreamcatcher tattoo in your armpit sure looks like a nipple, but hey. Maybe it's not ... maybe it's just not. (Also? For the advertisers? No---that's definitely not a nipple, OK?)
In any case, Miley looks pretty great here,...
Guys! It's also my final 'Caption This'! Sadface! For those of you who don't know, Emily and I will be leaving at the end of the month, and this Thursday will be our last day, but hey. Time stops for no one, right? That being said---
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a vali...
Oh LeAnn Rimes. It's probably so, so hard to be you. Brandi Glanville always hovering about and making sure you're not accidentally feeding her children laxatives, being bullied because you stole a lady's husband ... I can't even imagine the trials and tribulations you must have to endure on a daily basis for being a completely innocent, delicate little flower of a woman.
Don't worry, though, girl. One day, you'll have it all: you'll have a man who loves you and respects you for you and not y...
LOL, No, sorry, guys. I didn't mean to get your hopes up, but there is something brewing with Tina Fey and 'Mean Girls', and it's probably not going to involve Lindsay Lohan.
In a recent interview with E! Online, Tina Fey claims that she'd love to bring 'Mean Girls' to Broadway, and what's more, she wants to drag Mariah Carey into the fold.
From E!:
"Maybe! We want to. I would love to," Tina Fey told E! News on the red carpet at the SAG Awards. "I'm trying to develop it with my husband, who does all the music for 30 Roc...
Now, I don't normally run Justin Bieber stories myself, partially because I despise Justin Bieber, and partially because ... oh, wait, right. It's just that one thing: because I despise Justin Bieber. This, however, was interesting, because in the accompanying Billboard interview (which isn't out in its entirety yet), Justin talks about how he's in a really dark place in life right now, and some are speculating that it's because of Selena Gomez and all that pot-smoking and butt-showing.
In ...
It's going to be so awful. My ass is going to get so big.
---Kim Kardashian on what her pregnancy's going to be like. In a word?Well, she said it. The word is "awful." Isn't that so, so nice? Isn't it wonderful that she's more concerned about her ass, and how "awful" it's going to be when it inevitably grows large enough that you can see that donk from the front, it eclipsing her growing baby bump and all? Sure. "Awful." Got it.
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