Alright, so maybe not necessarily that photo there, but how about this one; it's a much, much better picture:
Right? Girlfriend looks kind of classy here, if it weren't for the accompanying photos that depicted her with her ass cheeks hanging out of cutoff denim shorts. And it's loads, loads better than the weird dried-up red color that she's had recently, that reminds me of ... well, no, never mind. You don't want to know what it reminds me of, because it's gross. Let's just leave it at "Rihanna ...
Kim Kardashian has a lopsided, deflated ass. [The Superficial]
Brad Pitt's favorite words. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna's hooking up with lady now. [Bossip]
Heidi Klum gushed about Seal in her pre-divorce interview. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian's dating another NFL player. [Cele|bitchy]
Who's the worst neighbor ever? You might be surprised. [Huff Po]
Virtual kissing? [The Frisky]
Seal's ex-girlfriend says he's an asshole. [Bossip]
Courtney Love: Pet Killer. [Yeeeah]
More Celebrity Twitpics! [theBERRY]
PETA's going to chop Kate Moss down. [INFDaily]
...
I'm not going to lie: I definitely cracked a smile during this clip of LL Cool J beatboxing (with the, ah, help of Taylor Swift), but it wasn't because I thought it was cute or endearing or anything like that, no sir. It was because sometimes, when bad things happen, like there's a lot of tension in the room because someone (no names mentioned) ate the last six fish sticks without telling anyone else, or when, you know, someone accidentally sets themselves on fire and I have no other reaction because my natural response to a crisis is to laugh or smirk, it's what I do.
I mean, that probably means that there's something wrong with me, and that there are various emotional receptors broken in my soul and the parts that connect to my face, but it happens, and even if it's insulting, it honestly means nothing. Nothing. No, when that last fish stick is all but in the toilet or the neighbor sets himself on fire again trying to make his annual firepit, it's genuine discord I'm feeling. Discord. And I take no perverse joy or mirth in knowing that there's no fish sticks left or that neighbor-man has to be admitted to the burn ward again because of that infection he's just getting over from last year. No sirree. All I feel is sadness and concern, but because there's something broken inside me, I kind of smile.
I think that's the only explanation I have for my reaction to this video. />
I'm not going to lie: I definitely cracked a smile during this clip of LL Cool J beatboxing (with the, ah, help of Taylor Swift), but it wasn't because I thought it was cute or endearing or anything like that, no sir. It was because sometimes, when bad things happen, like there's a lot of tension in the room because someone (no names mentioned) ate the last six fish sticks without telling anyone else, or when, you know, someone accidentally sets themselves on fire and I have no other reactio...
"So start saving your pennies now [then]. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it."
Right. Because Madonna doesn't spend $300 on handbags. She's far too in tune with the starving kids she saves from all over the world that "poor" folks like you and I don't even constitute a minor blip on her rich/poor radar. We don't even come up, you know. See, Madonna looks at these things in black and white -...
I would. I mean, come on. It'd be all laughs and chucks from the time the heart monitor stopped beeping, because duh, what's funnier than your blood-starved, emaciated wife dying on the table while giving birth to your half-breed vampire baby?
Of course I'm kidding. It wouldn't be funny, but we're not talking about real life here, we're talking reel life on the set of Breaking Dawn Part 1. Which I haven't seen yet, but only because every damned time I considered seeing it in theaters, it was like there was a constant presence of at least three hundred people all queued up at the ticket counter. Screaming girls at the movies are NOT MY THING. One time, I even went to go see the new, rebooted Nightmare on Elm Street with my brother, because my husband totally hates horror movies (even campy, stupid horror movies). Somehow all these kids ended up in the theater, and whenever anything remotely "scary" would happen, a trio of girls sitting three rows in front of us would scream bloody murder. Sometimes it was even delayed; like, Freddy'd biff someone and it'd take their adolescent brains a second to process it, so there'd be time when a full two seconds would elapse, and then you'd hear the squawking. I hated it so hard that, at one point (OK, about ten minutes into the movie), I whipped a handful of Buncha Crunch at the back of their heads as hard as I could possibly muster, and from then on, it shut them up.
You might think I'm a hypocritical bully, but I'm really not. I'm just an adult with a low tolerance for the same bullshit that I pulled at fourteen and fifteen years old and I like to make it known.
Anyway, back to the Breaking Dawn blooper - it's pretty funny. It shows Robert Pattinson, covered in blood, trying to bite Kristen Stewart's arm, thus making her a vampire and saving both her and their unborn baby's life. But he can't do it. He dissolves into a fit of giggles for whatever reason, and the scene has to be reshot. Same with Taylor Lautner. He reports that he tries to later give CPR to Kristen Stewart's character, and he's got to wrap his entire mouth around the lower part of her face. And fails. Because that'd actually be kind of funny, too.
Ah these actors and their shenanigans. Just gotta love 'em, you know? />
I would. I mean, come on. It'd be all laughs and chucks from the time the heart monitor stopped beeping, because duh, what's funnier than your blood-starved, emaciated wife dying on the table while giving birth to your half-breed vampire baby?
Of course I'm kidding. It wouldn't be funny, but we're not talking about real life here, we're talking reel life on the set of Breaking Dawn Part 1. Which I haven't seen yet, but only because every damned time I considered seeing it in theaters, it wa...
At least four dudes could have been the father to Snooki's baby. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow's "official" new job. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who the hottest women on Twitter are? [Starpulse]
Michael Fassbender was asked to leave his own party. [Cele|bitchy]
Blake Lively takes on Spiderman. [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders says he never offered cash for ass. [TMZ]
35 Gorgeous girls with great short hairstyles. [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber shows off in front of Lil Wayne. [Socialite Life...
So here it is! The first official look at Sarah Jessica Parker portraying Gloria Steinem in the movie that can't keep sober actors - Lovelace. As you remember, since it happened just recently, Demi Moore dropped out of the project because of her hospitalization due to drugs, and way back when this project was just a blip on the entertainment radar, Lindsay Lohan was being "considered" for the role of Linda Lovelace, which ultimately went to a more capable (and, um, functional) actress, Amanda Seyfried.
Wh...
From TMZ:
Leslie Carter was battling an addiction to prescription medication in the days before her death ... and family members believe she died as a result of an overdose.
Sources close to the "House of Carters" reality star tell TMZ ... the 25-year-old sister of Nick Carter had recently moved from Canada to Upstate New York to live with family members while she attempted to kick her addiction.
We're told family members had attempted to rid the home of any prescription medication -- incl...
Oh Taylor Momsen. If there's one thing about you that's always constant, it's you. Just, you know. You. The way you are. The things you say, the clothes you wear, the very image you project. Though I know I should be rolling my eyes hard, I'm kind of thanking my lucky stars, because you know that saying, "Things could always be worse"? I think it was written about you. I do. Or at least Courtney Love (I KNOW; you must be so stoked that I made that correlation there. You're welcome), and then app...
Amanda Seyfried just called Justin Timberlake gay? [The Superficial]
William and Catherine: name the baby! [Lainey Gossip]
Snooki shows off a lot of cleavage. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is on the cover of Elle probably talking about Ryan Reynolds again. [ICYDK]
Did Daniel Radcliffe put down the US? [CDL]
The evolution of Dave Letterman. [Huff Po]
Did Brad Pitt get plastic surgery on his eye area? [INFDaily]
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is annoying already. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Paris Hilton have a stroke or something? [Celebslam]
Octav...
Paris Hilton wears really appropriate clothes to the dentist, is also in need of a new weave. [Starpulse]
Demi Moore tried to bang Zac Efron. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon were involved in an intervention. [Lainey Gossip]
Don Cornelius commits suicide at 75. [TMZ]
Adam Lambert's new video teaser. [Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson is dating a real boy. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna quits acting. [Seriously OMG]
Snooki just might be pregnant. [The Frisky]
...
From Access Hollywood:
Leslie Carter – the sister of Nick and Aaron Carter – has died, a spokesperson for the Carter family has confirmed to Access Hollywood.
“Our family is grieving right now and it’s a private matter. We are deeply saddened for the loss of our beloved sister, daughter, and granddaughter, Leslie Carter,” the Carter family said in a statement to Access on Tuesday night. “We request the utmost privacy during this difficult time.”
Leslie, an aspiring singer...
Alright, so maybe not necessarily that photo there, but how about this one; it's a much, much better picture:
Right? Girlfriend looks kind of classy here, if it weren't for the accompanying photos that depicted her with her ass cheeks hanging out of cutoff denim shorts. And it's loads, loads better than the weird dried-up red color that she's had recently, that reminds me of ... well, no, never mind. You don't want to know what it reminds me of, because it's gross. Let's just leave it at "Rihanna ...
Kim Kardashian has a lopsided, deflated ass. [The Superficial]
Brad Pitt's favorite words. [Lainey Gossip]
Rihanna's hooking up with lady now. [Bossip]
Heidi Klum gushed about Seal in her pre-divorce interview. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian's dating another NFL player. [Cele|bitchy]
Who's the worst neighbor ever? You might be surprised. [Huff Po]
Virtual kissing? [The Frisky]
Seal's ex-girlfriend says he's an asshole. [Bossip]
Courtney Love: Pet Killer. [Yeeeah]
More Celebrity Twitpics! [theBERRY]
PETA's going to chop Kate Moss down. [INFDaily]
...
"So start saving your pennies now [then]. People spend $300 on crazy things all the time, things like handbags. So work all year, scrape the money together, and come to my show. I’m worth it."
Right. Because Madonna doesn't spend $300 on handbags. She's far too in tune with the starving kids she saves from all over the world that "poor" folks like you and I don't even constitute a minor blip on her rich/poor radar. We don't even come up, you know. See, Madonna looks at these things in black and white -...
At least four dudes could have been the father to Snooki's baby. [The Superficial]
Gwyneth Paltrow's "official" new job. [Lainey Gossip]
Guess who the hottest women on Twitter are? [Starpulse]
Michael Fassbender was asked to leave his own party. [Cele|bitchy]
Blake Lively takes on Spiderman. [Lainey Gossip]
Deion Sanders says he never offered cash for ass. [TMZ]
35 Gorgeous girls with great short hairstyles. [The Frisky]
Justin Bieber shows off in front of Lil Wayne. [Socialite Life...
So here it is! The first official look at Sarah Jessica Parker portraying Gloria Steinem in the movie that can't keep sober actors - Lovelace. As you remember, since it happened just recently, Demi Moore dropped out of the project because of her hospitalization due to drugs, and way back when this project was just a blip on the entertainment radar, Lindsay Lohan was being "considered" for the role of Linda Lovelace, which ultimately went to a more capable (and, um, functional) actress, Amanda Seyfried.
Wh...
From TMZ:
Leslie Carter was battling an addiction to prescription medication in the days before her death ... and family members believe she died as a result of an overdose.
Sources close to the "House of Carters" reality star tell TMZ ... the 25-year-old sister of Nick Carter had recently moved from Canada to Upstate New York to live with family members while she attempted to kick her addiction.
We're told family members had attempted to rid the home of any prescription medication -- incl...
Oh Taylor Momsen. If there's one thing about you that's always constant, it's you. Just, you know. You. The way you are. The things you say, the clothes you wear, the very image you project. Though I know I should be rolling my eyes hard, I'm kind of thanking my lucky stars, because you know that saying, "Things could always be worse"? I think it was written about you. I do. Or at least Courtney Love (I KNOW; you must be so stoked that I made that correlation there. You're welcome), and then app...
Amanda Seyfried just called Justin Timberlake gay? [The Superficial]
William and Catherine: name the baby! [Lainey Gossip]
Snooki shows off a lot of cleavage. [Starpulse]
Blake Lively is on the cover of Elle probably talking about Ryan Reynolds again. [ICYDK]
Did Daniel Radcliffe put down the US? [CDL]
The evolution of Dave Letterman. [Huff Po]
Did Brad Pitt get plastic surgery on his eye area? [INFDaily]
Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is annoying already. [Lainey Gossip]
Did Paris Hilton have a stroke or something? [Celebslam]
Octav...
Paris Hilton wears really appropriate clothes to the dentist, is also in need of a new weave. [Starpulse]
Demi Moore tried to bang Zac Efron. [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz and Reese Witherspoon were involved in an intervention. [Lainey Gossip]
Don Cornelius commits suicide at 75. [TMZ]
Adam Lambert's new video teaser. [Socialite Life]
Scarlett Johansson is dating a real boy. [Lainey Gossip]
Madonna quits acting. [Seriously OMG]
Snooki just might be pregnant. [The Frisky]
...
From Access Hollywood:
Leslie Carter – the sister of Nick and Aaron Carter – has died, a spokesperson for the Carter family has confirmed to Access Hollywood.
“Our family is grieving right now and it’s a private matter. We are deeply saddened for the loss of our beloved sister, daughter, and granddaughter, Leslie Carter,” the Carter family said in a statement to Access on Tuesday night. “We request the utmost privacy during this difficult time.”
Leslie, an aspiring singer...