This is how girlfriend went to Starbucks yesterday afternoon. And though I know I shouldn't judge, because you should *SEE* the way that I go to Starbucks (think sweatpants, loafers, and a long-sleeved t-shirt; my long hair in a big ball of bedhead tangle and zero makeup), but this outfit reminds me much of the time that Taylor Momsen clomped around New York City last year while she was, duh, also getting coffee:
Uncanny, right? Shit's almost the same, right down to the boots, only Miley's bo...
And you know what I'm disappointed about? The awful absence of awesome alliteration. Yeah, we got the typical double-entendre of "Ooh! I'm all wet!" but that kind of humor can't hold a candle to Courtney's candid and off-the-cuff conceptualization of connoted, clandestine cunnilingus. Oh, and also using the Lord's name to sexualize your dreams. Courtesy of Courtney's Twitter:
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
I think that reads heart, C...
You know, even though I (generally) love Jennifer Love Hewitt with the intensity of a thousand suns, I just can't get behind this blonde look. And why do people say "Oh! She went blonde!" anyway, when it's apparent that there's still a bunch of dark hair mixed in there? Is the term "highlighting" or "frosting" passé these days?
Who knows.
The rest of the look, however, is a win. She's toned up a lot (no doubt for her role as Lolita Stripper on the new Lifetime series, The Client List) and I've prett...
More of Lindsay Lohan's boobs if you're not already sick of them. [The Superficial]
Kris Humphries wants his divorce trial televised. [Bitten and Bound]
I think Scarlett Johansson got plastic surgery, maybe. [Starpulse]
Everyone's forgiven Chris Brown it seems. [Bossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy jugs. [The Superficial]
I don't know who's hotter - Channing Tatum or his wife. [Socialite Life]
AnnaLynne McCord thinks she's one tough bitch. [Celebslam]
Miley Cyrus rai...
“He’s your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”
Yes, Eva Mendes actually said this. Out loud. To a magazine. About her ... boyfriend. I mean, to be fair, she also said this:
"When I am complimented on things that I didn’t like when I was 13, like my overbite and my mole, that’s when you realize that your imperfections are why people love you.”
So, apparently Ryan loves her because it's constantly like being jerked off, and because she's got ON...
Why? Because Nick alleges that his family never told him about it. ... I know, right? I just about fell off the f-cking chair, too.
From TMZ:
Nick Carter tells TMZ ... he WANTED to attend his sister's funeral in NY this weekend, but his own family made it impossible for him to be there.
25-year-old Leslie Carter was laid to rest at a small ceremony in Upstate New York this weekend after a suspected prescription drug overdose. Several family members were present at the funeral, including Aaron ...
Now, if I hadn't given it away in the headline who this gorgeous lady was, do you think you'd have guessed that it was Aibileen from The Help? I sure wouldn't have. I mean, she was all attractive and what not in the movie, and she looked amazing at the recent awards ceremonies but these photos? These? Got-damn, girl. I think we have a new heartthrob on our hands - one of beauty, substance, and intelligence, too. You know - the best kind.
Viola sat down and did an interview with the LA Time...
Scarlett Johansson is looking good again. [The Superficial]
5 Dangers of Flirty Texting. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian's "divorce" "turns ugly." [TMZ]
Madonna made the Super Bowl what it was. [Starpulse]
The best Kate Hudson's ever looked? [Lainey Gossip]
Gisele Bundchen is a big, giant bitch, in case you didn't know. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan slaughters poodles. [Socialite Life]
Nick Carter blew off his sister's funeral because he had a prior engagement. [Amy Grindhouse]
New Star Trek series? [Pajiba]
Karl Lag...
I've spent a lot of time on this site praising the can't-do-wrong antics and styles of Rachel McAdams, and outside of this site, I've almost made a career out of it. Rachel will appear on a commercial, a film preview, or a movie, and I point out to my husband each and every single time, "She might be the prettiest lady I've ever seen." It's actually gotten to the point where, if my husband sees her before I do, he'll do the favor and point it out for me: "She might be the prettiest lady you've ever seen, right?" I nod...
Honestly, would you expect anything else? And truly, if this set of photos does not completely convince you that the womb of Beyonce has never been tainted by a common baby, then I don't know what to tell you.
On the flip side, if you're one of the few who actually do believe that Beyonce both carried - and birthed! - her own child, then you shouldn't be surprised by this news, either. Beyonce and Jay-Z have six nannies on hand. Six nannies. For one child. I'd say that probably gives a more than suf...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Anonymous
“OW! There goes my bottom lip…”
First runne...
So, yeah. We haven't done a 'Daily Gosling' around here in a few weeks, and that's only because there hasn't been much interesting stuff going on. And while I love-ish Ryan Gosling, I just can't justify posting the same photos of him leaving his MMA training sessions barefoot over and over and over again. Honestly, it does nothing for me, and I'm sorry.
Today, however, we've actually got some real Ryan Gosling news to report. Time Warner Cable? You've heard of them, right? Well all this month,...
This is how girlfriend went to Starbucks yesterday afternoon. And though I know I shouldn't judge, because you should *SEE* the way that I go to Starbucks (think sweatpants, loafers, and a long-sleeved t-shirt; my long hair in a big ball of bedhead tangle and zero makeup), but this outfit reminds me much of the time that Taylor Momsen clomped around New York City last year while she was, duh, also getting coffee:
Uncanny, right? Shit's almost the same, right down to the boots, only Miley's bo...
And you know what I'm disappointed about? The awful absence of awesome alliteration. Yeah, we got the typical double-entendre of "Ooh! I'm all wet!" but that kind of humor can't hold a candle to Courtney's candid and off-the-cuff conceptualization of connoted, clandestine cunnilingus. Oh, and also using the Lord's name to sexualize your dreams. Courtesy of Courtney's Twitter:
Delight yourself in the LORD and he will give you the desires of your heart. Psalms 37:4
I think that reads heart, C...
You know, even though I (generally) love Jennifer Love Hewitt with the intensity of a thousand suns, I just can't get behind this blonde look. And why do people say "Oh! She went blonde!" anyway, when it's apparent that there's still a bunch of dark hair mixed in there? Is the term "highlighting" or "frosting" passé these days?
Who knows.
The rest of the look, however, is a win. She's toned up a lot (no doubt for her role as Lolita Stripper on the new Lifetime series, The Client List) and I've prett...
More of Lindsay Lohan's boobs if you're not already sick of them. [The Superficial]
Kris Humphries wants his divorce trial televised. [Bitten and Bound]
I think Scarlett Johansson got plastic surgery, maybe. [Starpulse]
Everyone's forgiven Chris Brown it seems. [Bossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy jugs. [The Superficial]
I don't know who's hotter - Channing Tatum or his wife. [Socialite Life]
AnnaLynne McCord thinks she's one tough bitch. [Celebslam]
Miley Cyrus rai...
“He’s your dream costar. I have never felt so creatively satisfied on a film.”
Yes, Eva Mendes actually said this. Out loud. To a magazine. About her ... boyfriend. I mean, to be fair, she also said this:
"When I am complimented on things that I didn’t like when I was 13, like my overbite and my mole, that’s when you realize that your imperfections are why people love you.”
So, apparently Ryan loves her because it's constantly like being jerked off, and because she's got ON...
Why? Because Nick alleges that his family never told him about it. ... I know, right? I just about fell off the f-cking chair, too.
From TMZ:
Nick Carter tells TMZ ... he WANTED to attend his sister's funeral in NY this weekend, but his own family made it impossible for him to be there.
25-year-old Leslie Carter was laid to rest at a small ceremony in Upstate New York this weekend after a suspected prescription drug overdose. Several family members were present at the funeral, including Aaron ...
Now, if I hadn't given it away in the headline who this gorgeous lady was, do you think you'd have guessed that it was Aibileen from The Help? I sure wouldn't have. I mean, she was all attractive and what not in the movie, and she looked amazing at the recent awards ceremonies but these photos? These? Got-damn, girl. I think we have a new heartthrob on our hands - one of beauty, substance, and intelligence, too. You know - the best kind.
Viola sat down and did an interview with the LA Time...
Scarlett Johansson is looking good again. [The Superficial]
5 Dangers of Flirty Texting. [The Frisky]
Kim Kardashian's "divorce" "turns ugly." [TMZ]
Madonna made the Super Bowl what it was. [Starpulse]
The best Kate Hudson's ever looked? [Lainey Gossip]
Gisele Bundchen is a big, giant bitch, in case you didn't know. [Lainey Gossip]
Lindsay Lohan slaughters poodles. [Socialite Life]
Nick Carter blew off his sister's funeral because he had a prior engagement. [Amy Grindhouse]
New Star Trek series? [Pajiba]
Karl Lag...
I've spent a lot of time on this site praising the can't-do-wrong antics and styles of Rachel McAdams, and outside of this site, I've almost made a career out of it. Rachel will appear on a commercial, a film preview, or a movie, and I point out to my husband each and every single time, "She might be the prettiest lady I've ever seen." It's actually gotten to the point where, if my husband sees her before I do, he'll do the favor and point it out for me: "She might be the prettiest lady you've ever seen, right?" I nod...
Honestly, would you expect anything else? And truly, if this set of photos does not completely convince you that the womb of Beyonce has never been tainted by a common baby, then I don't know what to tell you.
On the flip side, if you're one of the few who actually do believe that Beyonce both carried - and birthed! - her own child, then you shouldn't be surprised by this news, either. Beyonce and Jay-Z have six nannies on hand. Six nannies. For one child. I'd say that probably gives a more than suf...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s Kristen Stewart photo: Anonymous
“OW! There goes my bottom lip…”
First runne...
So, yeah. We haven't done a 'Daily Gosling' around here in a few weeks, and that's only because there hasn't been much interesting stuff going on. And while I love-ish Ryan Gosling, I just can't justify posting the same photos of him leaving his MMA training sessions barefoot over and over and over again. Honestly, it does nothing for me, and I'm sorry.
Today, however, we've actually got some real Ryan Gosling news to report. Time Warner Cable? You've heard of them, right? Well all this month,...