I don't have a whole lot to say about this video other than "Ew." But that's probably, exactly what Lady Gaga wants us to feel about her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. Because Jo is gross. Jo, stripping down to his man-panties and groping his package is nasty. Jo reminds me of the "I wanna dance!" dude in one of my favorite movies, Dazed and Confused, and even though I love the flick, the comparison is not not not a compliment.
Here he is again:
I don't have a whole lot to say about this video other than "Ew." But that's probably, exactly what Lady Gaga wants us to feel about her male alter-ego, Jo Calderone. Because Jo is gross. Jo, stripping down to his man-panties and groping his package is nasty. Jo reminds me of the "I wanna dance!" dude in one of my favorite movies, Dazed and Confused, and even though I love the flick, the comparison is not not not a compliment.
Here he is again:
So, right? Imagine him (who is Adam...
Well, OK, not "confirmed," but this here photo, posted on Kylie Jenner's Twitter with the obvious caption of, "First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!" is definitely reason enough to say, "Yeah, this is definitely the dude that got wicked wasted one night, accidentally slept with Kris Jenner, and changed the face of the Kardashians forever in siring the only 'normal' Kardashian in life - Khloe Kardashian."
So, anyway, aside from that, did you guys think yo...
And you know what the best thing is about this whole Glamour magazine thing (aside from the fact that we're not exposed to the fake gold tooth in these photos, nor are we subjected to the bizarre-ass bikinis that girlfriend chooses to wear whilst frolicking on tropical beaches)? If you can believe it, Ke$ha is actually kind of not pretentious about her career and has a pretty decent grasp on who she is and where she fits into the "music" scene (if that's what we're calling it, and I'm in a good mood tod...
American Idol recap: someone REALLY fell off the stage? [Starpulse]
Gisele Bundchen's response to the Super Bowl controversy. [Lainey Gossip]
Taylor Swift was dumped again. [The Superficial]
Tom Cruise's kid is kind of a DB in training. [Lainey Gossip]
Emma Stone in a bikini. [The Superficial]
Check out Lady Gaga's bizarre new tour poster. [ICYDK]
Victoria's Secret Angels show off their best V-Day gifts. [INFDaily]
Can Adele win it all? [Huff Po]
Jake Pavelka is now a ma...
Nah, of course she doesn't. Do you think someone who loves sloth as much as K-Bell does would have this many tattoos? Kind of reminds me of Michelle "Bombshell!" McGee, and if you don't know who she is, you probably need to click this link right here and familiarize yourself right up. Because then you'll know *exactly* what I mean. Michelle McGee would probably rather kick sloths - or, you know, f-ck them behind their wife's back - than ever get that emotional over an animal, and that's the rationalization I'm using to say that people who have '666' tattooed on their midsections don't love sloths like Kristen Bell does.
In proper fame form, the people at Funny or Die have hopped on the "Who's popular for this millisecond" bandwagon and offered Kristen Bell a FOD skit because she's hot off the sloth-train and everyone thinks she's endearing and cute and quirky now, instead of a forgettable, suck-up annoyance who played on ... what was that one show she was on? Oh. Right. Veronica Mars. I had a friend that used to watch that show. Just one. Friend, that is. Just one time.
I think there was also that brief Heroes thing, however I'm pretty sure that Hayden Panettiere was more The Chick in that show - the one that people really talked about. Even Kristen herself.
But it looks like Kristen's finally getting her due and people are paying attention to who she is, what she's done, and where she's going, and after watching last week's sloth video, I have to say that she's definitely earned her new, endearing-like public persona. So that means this video was completely OK, but I still think you should go back and look at the old Michelle Bombshell posts, because they're pretty important to pop culture's impressive history and all that. Or something. Plus, she's really funny looking, and that's entertainment right there, folks. />Kristen Bell's Body of Lies from Kristen Bell
Nah, of course she doesn't. Do you think someone who loves sloth as much as K-Bell does would have this many tattoos? Kind of reminds me of Michelle "Bombshell!" McGee, and if you don't know who she is, you probably need to click this link right here and familiarize yourself right up. Because then you'll know *exactly* what I mean. Michelle McGee would probably rather kick sloths - or, you know, f-ck them behind their wife's back - than ever get that emotional over an animal, and that's the rationalization I'm using to say that people who have '666' tattooed on their midsections don't love slot...
Oh! Look! Eva Mendes went and visited Ryan on the set of some movie he's been filming in Bangkok for the past few weeks. Yet another reason that we haven't featured Ryan in YDG lately. He's been almost completely off the grid, and I think I know why.
THAT HAIRCUT.
What is that? Is that a result of whatever his new movie is, or is Eva poisoning the waters with that overly-trendy overbite and mole of hers? And the ever-jacked muscles? What's going on here? Where's the Ryan that I used to k...
And you know what? I don't care how many failed movie projects she's had over the past decade (think Black Snake Moan and Cursed) or failed television attempts (Pan Am was just cancelled out of the blue), because she's done enough f-cking awesome things to last a lifetime. You know, like Mermaids, The Addams Family films, Casper, Now and Then, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, and Sleepy Hollow with Johnny Depp, so needless to say, she's earned her spot as Hollywood semi-royalty and will remain th...
I've said it before and I'm going to say it one last time: if you emulate, or try to compare your music, your style, or your career (or worst of all, your life) to Marilyn Monroe, you've got some awful, deep-seated issues that are just never going to go away, unless you're Megan Fox and you achieve the clarity that it takes to painfully remove a stupid, ill-considered tattoo of Marilyn Monroe on a visible part of your body. OK?
Here's the latest Marilyn wannabe: Amber Heard. Who I don't generally think all that highly of, anyway, bu...
Kim Kardashian and LeAnn Rimes are doing the bible study together. [The Superficial]
Ellen DeGeneres responds to the anti-gay business. [Lainey Gossip]
Lana Del Rey redeems herself? [Starpulse]
Mitt Romney condoms? [TMZ]
Connor Cruise flips out over "gay ass" Tweet. [Socialite Life]
Rooney Mara blows off Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip]
Isn't that thing supposed to be on a leash? [Celebslam]
19 Stupid lies we've told dudes we've dated. [The Frisky]
Harry Potter knocked up Ev...
From Radar Online:
When Demi Moore checked into the Cirque Lodge rehab treatment center in Utah for anorexia and an addiction to prescription pills, she wasn't allowed to see her weight on the scale, and was weighed backwards because her treatment team doesn't want her focused on how much she weighs, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.
"It's common treatment practice at Cirque to not allow patients that are being treated for an eating disorder to see how much they weigh when they st...
I know - I just about died when I considered the notion, too, but after reading the interview they recently gave to our friends at the Huffington Post, I ... well, read for yourself. Snooki and J Woww stopped by MTV studios in New York City earlier this week and talked about sexuality, Jersey Shore, and feminism, and how they claim it all goes together.
Snooki: I told her [J Woww] to run for president so that everyone [including same-sex couples] could get married. Because I certainly can't [run ...
Kathy Griffin's kissing girls again. [The Superficial]
PHOTOS: Whose abs are the same age as her boyfriend? [Lainey Gossip]
Amber Rose slammed for using gay slurs. [Bossip]
Jennifer Aniston "can't escape" Brad Pitt. [Starpulse]
Russell Brand doesn't want a cent of Katy Perry's money. [TMZ]
M.I.A. is now single. [The Blemish]
Drew Barrymore's really working for that ring. [theBERRY]
Daniel Radcliffe is not happy. [Huff Po]
Beyonce and Jay-Z are now trademarking their daughter's name. [Hollywood Dame]
Charlize Theron and Chelsea Handler: new BFFs? [Cele|bitchy]
Where...