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Afternoon Delight

photo of hot emma stone pictures photos pics Katy Perry tore up Russell Brand's heart on stage at last night's Grammys. [The Superficial] Why we should boycott the Academy. [Lainey Gossip] Jennifer Lopez bares all. [Starpulse] Celine Dion is a doctor now. [TMZ] PHOTOS: 2012 Grammy Awards. [theBERRY] What your favorite celebrity couples will be doing on Valentine's Day. [Socialite Life] Octavia Spencer and Viola Davis were all wrong at the BAFTAs. [Cele|bitchy] The hottest men at the Grammy Awards. [Socialite Life] Girl...

You Missed It: Jonah Hill’s Penis

photo of jonah hill pictures Don't be too broken up about it, though: I missed it, too. We all did. Hell, I think even he did. These photos are from the BAFTA awards (which also happened this weekend, in addition to the Grammys and Whitney Houston's death, and a zillion other things) You might *think* these photos are NSFW at first glance, but trust me: they're not. There's no sign of a penis or a ball in sight, and it's really kind of disappointing. I know Jonah Hill's not, you know, Brad Pitt caliber or anything, ...

Report: Whitney’s “Official” Cause of Death Might Be Pills and Alcohol

photo of whitney houston and family pictures photos From TMZ: Whitney Houston's family was told by L.A. County Coroner officials ... the singer did not die from drowning, but rather from what appears to be a combination of Xanax and other prescription drugs mixed with alcohol ... this according to family sources. We're told Coroner's officials informed the family there was not enough water in Whitney's lungs to lead to the conclusion that she drowned. Our sources say the family was told Whitney may well have died before her head became ...

The 3 Best and 5 Worst Fashion Choices at the 2012 Grammys

photo of paul mccartney pictures photos pics grammys 2012 If you haven't heard by now, I can sum up the Grammys in just a few sentences for you: Adele won everything that she was nominated for; Lady Gaga won nothing, thankyouverymuch; Nicki Minaj is neither creative nor innovative and frankly, she kind of frightens me; Whitney Houston was honored, and it's all still so, so sad; and apparently two years' punishment is good enough for the Grammys to invite a violent bully Chris Brown a violent bully back to perform on their stage. There were a lot of...

Morning Wood

photo of whitney houston black and white pictures old pics See? EVERYONE has cellulite. [The Superficial] 10 Years of Reese Witherspoon at the Oscars just because. [Lainey Gossip] Whitney Houston's family is concerned that Bobbi Kristina might be suicidal. [Bossip] Last photos of Whitney. [Starpulse] I am jealous of Jennifer Aniston (only for right now) because of Paul Rudd. [theBERRY] Apparently Gabriel Aubry isn't such a hot father. [Cele|bitchy] Further proof that Kim Kardashian is trash. [The Superficial] Jennifer Garner is one of...

LOOK HOW GOOD KHLOE LOOKS.

photo of khloe kardashian hot pictures photos pics I can't get over this. Khloe Kardashian moves away from her family to Dallas for her husband's basketball career and something amazing happens. Something unbelievable. Something flat-out unfathomable: she's come into her own and she really, really IS the best Kardashian. How many times have we said it on this site before I finally, actually believed it? Man. Probably a million at this point. And did you ever expect anything like it? I sure as hell didn't. I mean, yeah, she totally looks li...

Check Out Lindsay’s Newest Lips!

photo of lindsay lohan pictures photos recent 2012 pics new lips pics And don't they go so well with her coke-bloat face and pinprick pupils? God, what a stunner. The above (and below) photographs are brand-new, featuring Lindsay shopping last night in New York City's Soho district, where she toted her obligatory lighter around with her like she's waiting for the next ice age to arrive. I'm concerned, though. Not about her drug use, and not about her apparent self-delusions, but about her mouth. Can she even close it these days? Is that what happened to her tee...

Quotables: Adele Doesn’t Want to be Some “Skinny-Mini”

photo of adele pictures black and white photos pics "I’ve never seen magazine covers or music videos and been like ‘I need to look like that to be a success.’ I don’t want to be some skinny mini with my tits out. I really don’t want to do it and I don’t want people confusing what it is that I’m about. I just stand there and sing. I don’t do stunts or anything. I’m just writing love songs. I’m not trying to be pop. I’m not trying to be jazz. I’m not trying to be anything. I’m just writing love songs and everyone loves a lo...

Watch This: Seeking a Friend at the End of the World

So correct me if I'm wrong, but this movie looks fabulous. It's got all of the obligatory features that could comprise a smash-hit in the making: Steve Carrell, disaster, comedy, FREE CFO POSITIONS, and plus, it was written and directed by Lorene Scafaria, who penned Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. To top it all off, the preview itself features a song by one of my favorite bands of all time, the Talking Heads. Completely decent, right? From IMDB:
As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himself alone after his wife leaves in a panic. He decides to take a road trip to reunite with his high school sweetheart. Accompanying him is a neighbor who inadvertently puts a wrench in his plan.
The man, of course, is Carrell; the neighbor, Keira Knightley. Also, it's entirely appropriate, since the world's supposed to, you know, come to an end this year, so why not make light of the situation and put Steve Carrell in the middle of it? What would you guys do if you found out you had three weeks to do stuff? Assuming that you weren't killed or pillaged by anarchist freaks who wished nothing but destruction leading up to the day of destruction, would you try to rectify mistakes you might have made in the past in order to have that one last hurrah? /> So correct me if I'm wrong, but this movie looks fabulous. It's got all of the obligatory features that could comprise a smash-hit in the making: Steve Carrell, disaster, comedy, FREE CFO POSITIONS, and plus, it was written and directed by Lorene Scafaria, who penned Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist. To top it all off, the preview itself features a song by one of my favorite bands of all time, the Talking Heads. Completely decent, right? From IMDB: As an asteroid nears Earth, a man finds himse...

LeAnn Rimes Looks a Little … Off

photo of leann rimes pictures weight loss photo 2012 So is it me, or is LeAnn looking, like, super tweaked lately? I mean, you know how sometimes couples are together for a long, long time and they eventually start sort of resembling one another? It seems like that's happening here, what with LeAnn's crazy, tightly-squinted eyes that IS her husband's trademark. Thing is, though, that LeAnn's apparently going ahead and just trying to make that happen, because they haven't been together for that long, long time, though I'm sure that LeAnn probably wants us all to think so. The thing is, gir...

Morning Wood

photo of the situation pictures photos pics Lindsay and Ali tell Dina she looks like ass. [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston and Angelina Jolie fighting over the Oscars? [Lainey Gossip] Whitney leaves a nightclub wasted. [Bossip] George Lucas makes Star Wars changes. [Huff Po] Who'd you rather: Gabrielle Union or Meagan Good? [Starpulse] Did Sean Penn break up with Scarlett Johannson for his ex-wife? [Cele|bitchy] Surprise, surprise!: Kim Kardashian's a fraud. [Yeeeah] Why Jezebel was wrong to air video of woman being ...

Coco Tweets Photo of Herself Laying in Bed Naked With Nephew

photo of coco twitter pictures in bed with baby nephew nude twitter pics leaked photos picture Can I get a collective "what the f-ck"? Because it was the only thing that I could formulate in my head when I first saw the picture, and I couldn't get myself to even look at the uncensored photo, partially because I think Coco's kind of a troll, and partially because it's not like this photo was accidentally leaked, it was posted on her Twitter account. Come on. Does it get any trashier than that? It's totally different than when Tori Spelling's husband posted a photo of Tori post-breastf...