Teen Moms team up with Toddlers and Tiaras because that's just a good idea right there. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal is hanging with Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip]
Nice ... dress? Nicki Minaj. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian didn't sleep with Kris Humphries after they got married. [The Superficial]
George Clooney is an insomniac. [Huff Po]
Victoria Beckham caught squeezing David Beckham's balls in public. [INFDaily]
Hilary Duff's maternity wear is just all wrong. [ICYDK]
The REAL reason Chelsea Han...
"I’m never gonna have the moment where I’m like, ‘I’m a woman now, guys. I’m only gonna write dark songs and I’m gonna dance in my bra all the time'. That’s not really me. I find that 22 is an age where a lot of times artists are like ‘I’m a woman now, guys'. I don’t know. I feel like it should happen naturally for me."
OK, read that one more time and look at this photo and then tell me that she's not taking a swipe at Miley Cyrus:
Right? Or maybe she's just taking...
Well isn't this a nice change now. Taylor Momsen wearing something other than undergarments and bloody, ripped fishnet stockings with thigh-high boots that could be used as arsenal in their own rights. And doesn't she just look lovely?
Taylor here was photographed at New York's Fashion week, where she kept the company of Stacy Keibler, Bar Refaeli, and other prolific women not generally known for using electrical tape on their nippies, sacrificing goats onstage or wearing black leather all of the time and hooking up with questionably-aged music fans. Maybe girlfriend co...
First, when I watched the trailer, I was all like 'huh?' And then halfway through it, I was like, 'Wait ... what?' but now (after watching it twice), I'm kind of like 'Hmm. OK.'
Also, the final words on the screen - "Are you a patriot or a vampire?" Is that some kind of play on Democrats and Republicans? Or maybe just poking fun at the Twilight franchise's vampires versus werewolves thing? Was Abe Lincoln a werewolf? A terrorist? Or was he maybe a Democrat in disguise? Blood-suckers and all that? I don't know. I'm reaching here, guys. It's your job to rein me back in and let me know what's really what. Here's what IMDB has to say about Abraham Lincoln! Vampire Hunter!:
President Lincoln's mother is killed by a supernatural creature, which fuels his passion to crush vampires and their slave-owning helpers.
So it's all a vengeance thing, then. And Abe wasn't really fighting for the freedom of slaves, he was slaughtering them because they - and their owners - were vampires. Who killed his mom. And so he used his platform to get revenge on a man - or a group of men - who messed with his mum and pa. Wait. Wait, wait, wait.
... Are we sure this isn't a biopic on the lives of George Bush, Sr., and George W. Bush? />
First, when I watched the trailer, I was all like 'huh?' And then halfway through it, I was like, 'Wait ... what?' but now (after watching it twice), I'm kind of like 'Hmm. OK.'
Also, the final words on the screen - "Are you a patriot or a vampire?" Is that some kind of play on Democrats and Republicans? Or maybe just poking fun at the Twilight franchise's vampires versus werewolves thing? Was Abe Lincoln a werewolf? A terrorist? Or was he maybe a Democrat in disguise? Blood-suckers and all that? I don't know. I'm reac...
But I gotta ask - does she really think all that much of boyfriend Casper Smart's looks (or body ... or big honking old skull tattoo) that she's just got to (allegedly) feature him in her new perfume ad for 'Glowing'?
And what's with that, anyhow? Why do all of Jennifer Lopez's perfumes have to be about being all shiny and shit? 'Glow', 'Miami Glow', 'Deseo' - which rhymes with Glow, 'Blue Glow', 'Love at First Glow', 'Glow After Dark', 'My Glow', 'Sunkissed Glow', 'La Glow' ... Do I really need ...
You guys know Crystal Renn? We've talked about her a bit here before. If not, Crystal, meet the readers; readers, meet Crystal. Crystal is a former plus-sized model who's run the gamut of sizes ranging from 00 to 16. Most recently, she's settled at a size "six or eight," where she feels most comfortable. And I agree - there's nothing more amicable than splitting the difference, right?
Well a lot of people are up in arms because Crystal Renn isn't-but-is still considered plus-size. She most recently posed for the Sports Illustrated Swimsu...
Scarlett Johansson's trying to cover up her cellulite. [The Superficial]
Angelina Jolie, crying all over the place. [Lainey Gossip]
Lil Wayne is engaged and expecting (another) baby. [Starpulse]
Kellan Lutz: gay or not? [Socialite Life]
Guess who's pregnant! [Lainey Gossip]
Randy Travis can't believe they're taking him to jail. [TMZ]
Ali Lohan borrowed some of Lindsay's lips. [Celebslam]
Jeff Goldblum frequented brothels at age 13. [Seriously OMG]
Nancy Grace suspects foul p...
Or it appears that way at the very least.
But honestly, correct me if I'm wrong: is this not the worst dress you've ever seen on anyone in life? Don't mistake - I think Christina looks positively radiant in that shade of purple, and her lipstick and her nail polish compliment the dress's colors flawlessly, but what. the hell. is up with that dress. The only thing that's even remotely right about it is the high, banded waist. That part's really kind of lovely. The length isn't so bad, either, and ...
"Whitney, I love you baby. It’s not like that. Calm down, you’re causing a scene."
You guys remember the "old" mom from this year's X-Factor, Stacy Francis, don't you? Here's a refresher if you didn't:
Right. That's her. Anyway, it turns out that she and Whitney had kind of gotten into it in the days before Whitney's death, and eyewitnesses say that it actually got physical at one point:
“She [Whitney] ran over to them [Ray J and Stacy Francis] and began screaming, ‘This is my man! I’m a cougar! B*tch, get away fro...
More photos of Lindsay Lohan that probably should have never been taken. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow - BFFs? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Bobby Brown 'unwanted' at Whitney's funeral? [Bossip]
Battle of the swimsuit models. [Starpulse]
Kobe and Vanessa: reconciling. [TMZ]
Turns out Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is a little bitch. [The Blemish]
The hottest silver foxes. [theBERRY]
How Nicki Minaj stays 'relevant'. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel is pregnant. [Hollywood D...
Oh, wait - that headline should read 'Everyone slams Chris Brown for performing at the Grammys'. Because practically an entire troop's worth of celebrities did as well. Here are two of Miranda's original Tweets:
But as I said, she wasn't the only one who thought that Chris would have been better off sucking a giant d-ck in prison rather than performing (um, twice) at this year's Grammys. From E! Online:
Nestled among the incredulous was Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet.
"Are Chris brown's mom and dad CBS and Grammy Brown?" he asked.
Fell...
You know, you (and by 'you', I mean 'I') can say all you like about LeAnn Rimes and her weird marriage and ever-shrinking frame and but one thing you cannot say is that she can't sing. While I think Jennifer Hudson did a nice job this past weekend at the Grammys performing Whitney's song, I think LeAnn's version here was kind of ... I don't know, better in some ways (with the exception when she broke down; that was just sad).
Also, here's LeAnn performing 'I Have Nothing' at the same tribute, a song I remember belting out in my bedroom when I was a young teen, caught up in the hype of The Bodyguard:
And you're right. That one's not nearly as good as the first, and not anywhere as good as the original, which is here:
Sad. I know. The whole thing makes me sad, too. Where was Kevin Costner this time around, huh? Rumor Fix claims that he sent flowers to the family:
Kevin Costner has reached out to the late singer’s family in the hours following her passing. RumorFix has learned exclusively that Costner has already sent a floral arrangement to Houston’s daughter, Bobbi Kristina.
Such a shame, no matter how you count it all. />
You know, you (and by 'you', I mean 'I') can say all you like about ...
Teen Moms team up with Toddlers and Tiaras because that's just a good idea right there. [The Superficial]
Jake Gyllenhaal is hanging with Meryl Streep. [Lainey Gossip]
Nice ... dress? Nicki Minaj. [Starpulse]
Kim Kardashian didn't sleep with Kris Humphries after they got married. [The Superficial]
George Clooney is an insomniac. [Huff Po]
Victoria Beckham caught squeezing David Beckham's balls in public. [INFDaily]
Hilary Duff's maternity wear is just all wrong. [ICYDK]
The REAL reason Chelsea Han...
"I’m never gonna have the moment where I’m like, ‘I’m a woman now, guys. I’m only gonna write dark songs and I’m gonna dance in my bra all the time'. That’s not really me. I find that 22 is an age where a lot of times artists are like ‘I’m a woman now, guys'. I don’t know. I feel like it should happen naturally for me."
OK, read that one more time and look at this photo and then tell me that she's not taking a swipe at Miley Cyrus:
Right? Or maybe she's just taking...
Well isn't this a nice change now. Taylor Momsen wearing something other than undergarments and bloody, ripped fishnet stockings with thigh-high boots that could be used as arsenal in their own rights. And doesn't she just look lovely?
Taylor here was photographed at New York's Fashion week, where she kept the company of Stacy Keibler, Bar Refaeli, and other prolific women not generally known for using electrical tape on their nippies, sacrificing goats onstage or wearing black leather all of the time and hooking up with questionably-aged music fans. Maybe girlfriend co...
But I gotta ask - does she really think all that much of boyfriend Casper Smart's looks (or body ... or big honking old skull tattoo) that she's just got to (allegedly) feature him in her new perfume ad for 'Glowing'?
And what's with that, anyhow? Why do all of Jennifer Lopez's perfumes have to be about being all shiny and shit? 'Glow', 'Miami Glow', 'Deseo' - which rhymes with Glow, 'Blue Glow', 'Love at First Glow', 'Glow After Dark', 'My Glow', 'Sunkissed Glow', 'La Glow' ... Do I really need ...
You guys know Crystal Renn? We've talked about her a bit here before. If not, Crystal, meet the readers; readers, meet Crystal. Crystal is a former plus-sized model who's run the gamut of sizes ranging from 00 to 16. Most recently, she's settled at a size "six or eight," where she feels most comfortable. And I agree - there's nothing more amicable than splitting the difference, right?
Well a lot of people are up in arms because Crystal Renn isn't-but-is still considered plus-size. She most recently posed for the Sports Illustrated Swimsu...
Scarlett Johansson's trying to cover up her cellulite. [The Superficial]
Angelina Jolie, crying all over the place. [Lainey Gossip]
Lil Wayne is engaged and expecting (another) baby. [Starpulse]
Kellan Lutz: gay or not? [Socialite Life]
Guess who's pregnant! [Lainey Gossip]
Randy Travis can't believe they're taking him to jail. [TMZ]
Ali Lohan borrowed some of Lindsay's lips. [Celebslam]
Jeff Goldblum frequented brothels at age 13. [Seriously OMG]
Nancy Grace suspects foul p...
Or it appears that way at the very least.
But honestly, correct me if I'm wrong: is this not the worst dress you've ever seen on anyone in life? Don't mistake - I think Christina looks positively radiant in that shade of purple, and her lipstick and her nail polish compliment the dress's colors flawlessly, but what. the hell. is up with that dress. The only thing that's even remotely right about it is the high, banded waist. That part's really kind of lovely. The length isn't so bad, either, and ...
"Whitney, I love you baby. It’s not like that. Calm down, you’re causing a scene."
You guys remember the "old" mom from this year's X-Factor, Stacy Francis, don't you? Here's a refresher if you didn't:
Right. That's her. Anyway, it turns out that she and Whitney had kind of gotten into it in the days before Whitney's death, and eyewitnesses say that it actually got physical at one point:
“She [Whitney] ran over to them [Ray J and Stacy Francis] and began screaming, ‘This is my man! I’m a cougar! B*tch, get away fro...
More photos of Lindsay Lohan that probably should have never been taken. [The Superficial]
Taylor Swift and Gwyneth Paltrow - BFFs? [Lainey Gossip]
Is Bobby Brown 'unwanted' at Whitney's funeral? [Bossip]
Battle of the swimsuit models. [Starpulse]
Kobe and Vanessa: reconciling. [TMZ]
Turns out Scarlett Johansson's new boyfriend is a little bitch. [The Blemish]
The hottest silver foxes. [theBERRY]
How Nicki Minaj stays 'relevant'. [Huff Po]
Jessica Biel is pregnant. [Hollywood D...
Oh, wait - that headline should read 'Everyone slams Chris Brown for performing at the Grammys'. Because practically an entire troop's worth of celebrities did as well. Here are two of Miranda's original Tweets:
But as I said, she wasn't the only one who thought that Chris would have been better off sucking a giant d-ck in prison rather than performing (um, twice) at this year's Grammys. From E! Online:
Nestled among the incredulous was Modern Family's Eric Stonestreet.
"Are Chris brown's mom and dad CBS and Grammy Brown?" he asked.
Fell...