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Love It or Leave It: Zooey Deschanel’s Plaid Mess

photo of zooey deschanel pictures writers guild awards pics photos Don't get me wrong - I love Zooey, and it's not because some of you think I have to love her, being that I write for her website, Hello Giggles, as well, you're wrong. I adore Zooey because I think she's cute and quirky and relatable, and I think there are two groups of people when it comes to loving Zooey - those who do, and those who, well ... don't. I'm among the ones who do, but this dress? Oh dear Lord. Don't even get me started. See, I'm a big fan of plaid, despite the fact that everyone...

Morning Wood

photo of kobe bryant pictures photos pics More on Adele's "sex tape." [The Superficial] Kate Bosworth's nude Twitter photo. [Lainey Gossip] Kobe promises to never cheat on Vanessa again, OK? [Bossip] Rihanna plans to 'Shock the World' with Chris Brown. [Starpulse] Rooney Mara and Emma Stone? [theBERRY] Kate Moss is recovering from temporary paralysis. [Cele|bitchy] Miley drives with her fly unbuttoned. [The Superficial] Kim Kardashian's ass got bigger somehow. [Amy Grindhouse] 16 Celebrities photobombing other celebrities. [The Frisky] ...

This Might Be the Stupidest Thing I’ve Ever Seen, Jennifer Aniston

photo of justin theroux's jennifer aniston ring pictures photos You know what this is? It's a ring. That says 'Justin'. As in 'Theroux'. Who is wearing it, and not because he's such a ditz that he often forgets his own name and needs a reminder. Nope, he's wearing it because Jennifer Aniston is making him under penalty of public breakdown it's a symbol of his and Jennifer Aniston's undying love for one another. Yup. She's even got one to match, and hers is aptly screams 'Jennifer'. See?: The two were photographed on the red carpet for their new movie,...

Report: Doctor Refused to Perform Facelift on Whitney Houston, Said She Was ‘Not Healthy Enough’

photo of whitney houston old vintage photos pics From Radar Online: Whitney Houston failed a routine medical check two weeks before she was found dead in a hotel bathtub, RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned. The legendary pop singer had sought a facelift to be performed by a Beverly Hills, Calif., plastic surgeon, but Dr. Marc Mani, a board certified plastic surgeon, refused to perform the procedure on Houston after she didn't pass the medical clearance exam that tests a patient's heart, lung and liver, according to a source. [Mani say...

Afternoon Delight

photo of robert pattinson hot pictures photos Does Adele have a sex tape? [The Superficial] Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux already broke up. [Cele|bitchy] SI model wears a dress to an event, but it's really a non-dress. Or, you know, non-piece-of-clothing. [Starpulse] Michelle Duggar says that you need to be "financially dependent" on your husband in order to be happy. [The Frisky] Mel Gibson tried to save Whitney's life a few years ago. [TMZ] Nude Bar Refaeli poses with nude Michael Phelps. [Socialite Life] Victoria's Secret bum! [The Blemish] All of Nicki Minaj's plastic surgery in one place. [th...

Your Daily Gosling

photo of ryan gosling your daily gosling on set new movie pics Want to know how you've made it in life? Or at least in the hearts of people worldwide? When people post videos on YouTube titled 'How to look like Ryan Gosling', and the video goes viral. Yup. Did you see this yet? No? Check it out, girl: I don't know. It's OK. I kind of think he looks more like a James van der Beek on Prednisone, but hey. I guess that's just my mega-discerning Ryan-Gosling-radar kicking into high gear here. I bet if you asked Eva Mendes, she'd say, "Hell no, motherfu-k...

Quotables: Charlie Sheen Thinks Ashton Kutcher Sucks Hard

photo of charlie sheen and ashton kutcher pictures photos pics 2012 pic "I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. I'm tired of lying ... I'm tired of pretending the show doesn't suck ... I'm tired of pretending Ashton doesn't suck. It's nothing personal ... I just feel bad for him ... he's saddled with such bad writing." Oh Charlie Sheen! You're doing something I can finally get behind! Bashing Ashton Kutcher in a back-handed sort of way? Yes, thank you! ... But wait - did you guys know that Charlie's going to be starring in his own series on FX, Anger Manageme...

Tiffani-Amber Thiessen is Hot Again, Always

photo of tiffani amber thiessen pictures photos hot 2012 post baby pic Wow! And what's she been up to lately, huh? I don't know. Attending USA channel events. Like the one from the above photo. Which I don't even care to investigate (even though I'm sure it's got to do with White Collar, since that's the only project she's been working on lately). But it doesn't matter right now. Because Tiffani Amber Thiessen is way f-cking hot again and that's what I want to talk about for a minute. Remember this?: Hot, yes. But not nearly as hot as what's going on at the top of thi...

Morning Wood

photo of hot kate upton 2012 sports illustrated pictures photos pics More photos of Blue Ivy Carter. [Bossip] What the hell is going on with Mariah Carey? [Lainey Gossip] Khloe Kardashian admits that she has no idea who her real dad is. [The Superficial] Gwyneth Paltrow pretends she's Courtney Stodden for a minute. [Starpulse] Christina Aguilera is a "bloated diva." [Cele|bitchy] George Clooney used to do cocaine. [Huff Po] Lil Kim calls Nicki Minaj a stupid ho. [The Frisky] Women of color who've represented in Sports Illustrated. [Bossip] ...

More Celebrities Who Do Marilyn Monroe: Courtney Stodden!

photo of courtney stodden as marilyn monroe pictures photos No joke - when I saw these photos early, early this morning, I grasped at my heart and said, "Oh my God no." My husband immediately came into the kitchen from the living room, where he was eating his Chocolate Cheerios and watching something on ESPN and said, "What?! Is it time?" because my due date is only five days away and this baby is still checked into the Hotel Uterinel. And I said, "No, no ... It's just these Courtney Stodden pictures. She's so awful, yet I feel compelled to write about her ...

Stars Without Makeup: The Nikki Reed Edition

photo of nikki reed pictures no makeup photos exercising pics 2012 pic Well, well, well. Look who hopped on the Twilight fitness train! Little Nikki Reed, who became almost zero-ly famous when she married American Idol's Paul McDonald. What's he doing these days, anyway? Well, a little Google search birdie told me this: A few months after telling PEOPLE that marriage is "easy breezy" so far, Reed was given a thoughtful treat from hubby Paul McDonald just before the pair celebrate their first Valentine's Day as husband and wife. The holiday "came a little early," Reed, 23, wrote on WhoSay Monday, in a post tha...

Watch This: Jay-Z and Kanye West Mashup All Over Midnight in Paris

*Warning: The video is NSFW for language, so unless you've got earphones or have a boss that digs loud-ass "motherfu-kers" and "n-ggas" with their coffee-and-bagel breakfast, you might be well-advised to use them. Don't say I didn't warn you! So, OK. Best part of the video? Adrien Brody, of course. But the rest of it's pretty great, too. I still haven't seen Midnight in Paris (I know, I should really probably get on that), but after watching the video, accompanied by the vocal stylings of Kanye and Jay-Z, I think I have a pretty good idea that I'm going to positively love it. Granted, I could do without all of the Kanye, but I don't think I have to worry about that as far as the film itself goes. About the video:
Kanye West and Jay-Z's anthemic "N*ggas In Paris," a track off their Grammy nominated Watch The Throne album, gets the quirky comedy treatment, courtesy of a new mashup that combines their audio with visuals from the film "Midnight In Paris." In the movie, Owen Wilson, Rachel McAdams, Marion Cotillard and the rest of the class trip along through a few centuries and dip in and out of France's most prolific artistic circles, meeting the likes of Ernest Hemingway, Salvador Dali and F. Scott Fitzgerald.
Here's the original video, in case there was any confusion that Jay-Z and Kayne may have written the song for the movie: No. See? Not at all. We've got that straight, now, right? Also, have any of you guys seen this movie yet? It won all sorts of awards and it's been nominated for a whole bunch of others, plus, a lot of people have a raging hard-on for Woody Allen so I'm sure some of you must have seen it already. If so, what did you think? Think the flick would have been better if Jay-Z and Kanye's song were included on the soundtrack? /> *Warning: The video is NSFW for language, so unless you've got earphones or have a boss that digs loud-ass "motherfu-kers" and "n-ggas" with their coffee-and-bagel breakfast, you might be well-advised to use them. Don't say I didn't warn you! So, OK. Best part of the video? Adrien Brody, of course. But the rest of it's pretty great, too. I still haven't seen Midnight in Paris (I know, I should really probably get on that), but after watching the video, accompanied by the vocal stylings of...