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2012 in Review: The Year’s Most Bankable Thespians

photo of Natalie Portman portrait pictures 1. Natalie Portman: Returns $42.70 for every $1 paid. 2. Kristen Stewart: Returns $40.60 for every $1 paid. 3. Shia LaBeouf: Returns $35.80 for every $1 paid. 4. Robert Pattinson: Returns $31.70 for every $1 paid. 5. Daniel Radcliffe: Returns $30.50 for every $1 paid. 6. Taylor Lautner: Returns $29.50 for every $1 paid. 7. Bradley Cooper: Returns $25.00 for every $1 paid. 8. Dwayne Johnson: Returns $22.70 for every $1 paid. 9. Amy Adams: Returns $22.60 for every $1 paid. 10. Kevin James: Returns $22.70 for every $1 pai...

Nick Stahl Pulls a Fred Willard, Gets Arrested in a Porno Store

photo of nick stahl masturbating pictures Looks like we found out where Nick Stahl was this whole time after all---he was flogging Molly in a porn store! No, but seriously, Nick Stahl was found after all that time, and it turned out he was laying low so he could head into rehab. Good, solid choice if you're Nick Stahl, but not such a good, solid choice if you happened to be one of the people who grew concerned over Nick's whereabouts. Also not such a good, solid choice? Nick Stahl's decision to hang out in a porno booth on long, lonely nights when there were no ladyfriends to be fou...

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photo of lindsay lohan's face through the years pictures When Lindsay's boobs fell out on 'Liz & Dick'. [The Superficial] Anna Paquin's no-name twins. [Lainey Gossip] Justin Bieber's new BFF. [Splash] Victoria's Secret's Doutzen Kroes goes topless. [Starpulse] Is Kate Winslet pregnant? [Cele|bitchy] Your 2013 film preview. [Huff Po] The 12 Biggest Bulges of '12. [The Frisky] Josh Duhamel and a puppy. [I'm Not Obsessed] Whitney Houston might have been murdered by drug dealers. [Yeeeah] Why Johnny Depp was the worst of 2012. [Lainey Gossip] Eric Johnson ogles Jessica Simpson'...

Love It or Leave It: Katy Perry’s Letting Herself Go

photo of katy perry pictures john mayer pic No, I'm just kidding. She totally looks lovelier than ever. But you can definitely tell that she's getting nice and cozy in her relationship with John Mayer, now that he's actually allowing her to be seen with him in more public places than just entering and exiting hotels for illicit trysts: Also, remember how Emily told you guys that she and John---Katy and John, that is; not Emily and John---did the Big Thing this year and celebrated Christmas together? Because they did, and if the idea of J...

Well Hey There, Brandy

photo of brandy norwood pictures bikini engaged pic It's like 'I Still Know What You Did Last Summer' just without all of the carnage and Jennifer Love Hewitt! In case you guys didn't know, because it's not like we talk a whole lot about Brandy around here unless we're talking about penis tattoos, making vehicular homicide jokes or she's praising Chris Brown despite his being a dick, Ms. Norwood has gone and gotten herself engaged to music executive, Ryan Press. From E!: Speculation began yesterday when the star posted a photo on Instagr...

Tom Cruise’s New Girlfriend is Scientology-Approved

photo of tom cruise new girlfriend dancing pictures I'm kidding, I have no idea whether or not she's got the L. Ron Hubbard stamp of approval ... I just know that Tom was allegedly dirty dancing with his new chick, and that makes me laugh because I totally thought that dirty dancing ceased to be cool in seventh grade, but the joke's on me, because apparently I was wrong. Here's the scoop from the NY Daily News: Tom Cruise cast a normal Queens gal in a starring role - his leading lady on a wild night on the town. Less than six months after h...

Watch This: ‘This is the End’

OK, so I'm not going to lie: I watched at least half of this trailer trying to decide whether or not I this movie was complete and utter bullshit, or if this movie actually had some hidden genius somewhere. Want to know how it all ends? I'll give you a hint: it's the first thing. The "complete and utter bullshit" option, and while it's chock-full of big name celebrities like Jonah Hill, Emma Watson, James Franco, and Seth Rogen, among others, it's *also* an self-indulgent piece of dreck that isn't worth the three minutes and eleven seconds of its red band trailer. Also in the film is Paul Rudd, Jason Segel, Michael Cera, Mindy Kaling, and Rihanna. Hey, also, is Jay Baruchel the worst actor that ever lived or what? For real---I'm pretty sure his best work happened in 'Are You Afraid of the Dark'. Thoughts on 'This is the End'? Am I being too hard on this wee wittow movie? On another note, something that's not at all dumb---well, OK, sort of dumb, but not dumb in the way that 'This is the End' is dumb---'Warm Bodies'. Hear of it? Here's the trailer: And here's the first four minutes if you're still interested: /> OK, so I'm not going to lie: I watched at least half of this trailer trying to decide whether or not I this movie was complete and utter bullshit, or if this movie actually had some hidden genius somewhere. Want to know how it all ends? I'll give you a hint: it's the first thing. The "complete and utter bullshit" option, and while it's chock-full of big name celebrities like Jonah Hill, Emma Watson, James Franco, and Seth Rogen, among others, it's *also* an self-indulgent piece of dreck that i...

2012 in Review: The Most Drastic Hairstyle Changes of the Year

#5 - Kate Middleton photo of kate middleton hair pictures before and after #5 - Kate Middleton Now, see, I just didn't quite get the huge deal that some people did when it came to Kate Middleton f-cking feathering the front of her hair or whatever she did, but according to a lot of people, it was "shocking." More shocking, at least, according to me? That the Royal Family didn't file a civil suit against that stupid Australian radio station who pranked her hospital room, resulting in the suicide of a nurse. But I guess that's probably a debate for another day, huh? ...

A Real Lohan Holiday

photo of lindsay lohan and her family for christmas 2012 pictures no michael pic Oh guys. Just when we thought 'Lohan Holiday' was a thing of the past, we were treated to this extra-special photo of Lindsay and all of the Lohans, minus one adult Michael Lohan. As you can see, Lindsay Lohan spent Christmas with her mother, Dina Lohan, her brothers (Michael Jr. and Cody) and sister (Ali), and what's that I see? Did Lindsay get her old teeth back for Christmas? Because it sure looks like Lindsay got her old teeth back for Christmas. How fun. In case you didn't happen t...

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photo of fat kevin federline pictures Britney Spears was banging Kevin Federline's brother the whole time, guys. [The Superficial] Tom Cruise is dancing his way into a new girl's heart mind. [Lainey Gossip] Nah, Kelly Osbourne's not Photoshopped at all, y'all. [Starpulse] Liam Hemsworth and Miley Cyrus's wedding rings. [Cele|bitchy] Emily Blunt in tights. [G Celeb] People are abusing Matt Lauer. [TMZ] The 'Downtown Abbey'/'Parks and Rec' mashup you've been waiting for (?). [The Frisky] Kimora Lee Simmons should...

LeAnn Rimes is Scheduled to Have Another Nervous Breakdown Soon, So You Know

photo of leann rimes x-factor meltdown pictures From Gossip Cop: “New Fears for Fragile LeAnn,” blares a sensationalized headline from Life & Style, which claims LeAnn Rimes is “on the verge of a meltdown.” According to the tabloid, Rimes’ “disastrous” “X Factor” duet with Carly Rose Sonenclar is a telltale sign that she’s “headed down the same path that led her to check into a treatment facility in August for anxiety and stress.” A supposed “source” tells the mag, “Everyone around LeAnn can see how m...

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photo of christina hendricks boobs pictures More Christina Hendricks hacked photos. [The Superficial] Porny's pregnant Christmas (no, not Holly Madison). [Lainey Gossip] Rihanna and Chris Brown spent Christmas together. [Celebslam] And now Rihanna's throwing down with Karreuche. [I'm Not Obsessed] Kate Middleton thinks Camilla is a joke. [CDL] Who's the year's most bankable celebrity? [Huff Po] Harry Styles is bulging for Taylor Swift. [INFDaily] More discord in the Kardashian family. [Splash] Who Kate Winslet's new husband actually is. [Starpulse] The Case of the Empty Womb. [Bohomoth] Hot chocolate a...