Hey, Avril! How's it going, girl? Still making shitty music? Still looking all like Bat Boy and stuff? Good for you. Awesome to see that no matter what the year is, some things never change, or go out of style for you. I love what you've done with your hair. And your clothes, and your makeup. Wait, what's that? You haven't done anything with your hair or your makeup or your clothes since when? 2002? Oh, OK. Well, hey. Gotta stick with what works, right?
One thing that I can always count on is you - being just the way you are and reminding me of the summer of '02. Back when I was a mere nineteen years old. Thanks so much for making me feel so young and carefree, girlfriend. It really is good to know that you haven't changed one (thing about yourself or your music or your face or your style or your boyfriends or your posse or your your your your your your your even a little) bit.
Oh, and do you guys love the new video and song? Do you? />
Hey, Avril! How's it going, girl? Still making shitty music? Still looking all like Bat Boy and stuff? Good for you. Awesome to see that no matter what the year is, some things never change, or go out of style for you. I love what you've done with your hair. And your clothes, and your makeup. Wait, what's that? You haven't done anything with your hair or your makeup or your clothes since when? 2002? Oh, OK. Well, hey. Gotta stick with what works, right?
One thing that I can always count on ...
Come on, don't act as if you didn't know. Tim Tebow is totally using Taylor Swift for her body, duh. Jake Gyllenhaal? Took the risk of being the brunt of Taylor Swift's passive-aggressive songs just for the pleasure of being able to run his hand down her ... spine.
Now don't get me wrong: I didn't say that they were, like, going to do it or anything (the outrage! the scandal!). It's just that Tim's got someone to focus his fantasies on - even if he's not going to act them out - and Taylor? Well. She's just the perfect little subject, now,...
"Single life is so overrated. It sucks. I have such incredible experiences in my life. You don't want to live your life and then meet someone. You want to share your life with someone. That's what I'm missing right now. ... [I'd] love to date somebody cool, fun, funny."
Rihanna, on sticking her pen into the ... sticking her fingers in the ... Rihanna wants Chris Brown back, OK, guys? She just wants him back. There're no ifs, ands or buts, but (damn - no buts) she wants him back. The above p...
Remember the cover of Interview magazine that we showed you the other day featuring Katy Perry trying to channel Amy Winehouse - or so people claimed? We've got our hands on some more photos from the spread, and it appears that it's not Winehouse Katy's trying to channel, it's some kind of dark, goth burlesque thing, and it's appropriate enough - Katy told Interview that her music, and I quote, is "about to get real f-cking dark." She claims that she'll be "shoe-gazing," and you won't be able to see her face, because her ...
That fat-faced-ness can't be fillers, I'm convinced. It just can't. I know girlfriend here isn't exactly rolling in the dough like she used to be, but I positively refuse to believe that she'd go ahead and spend minimal money on such budget facial fillers. Unless she's gone complete crack-ho, she's got some sense left, doesn't she? This is why I bring about such slanderous accusations that it's not fillers, it's not chicken cutlets, and it's not overeating - it's straight-up water retention or somet...
I know that y'all are kind of split between thinking that Jess looks like a walking case of gestational diabetes and some kind of pre-natal goddess, but the only thing that I really want to talk about today is the fact that girlfriend is wearing flip flops. Not platform heels, not gladiator sandals, not stilettos - flip flops. You know what that means, right? It means she's probably in labor as we speak. Yes, flip flops during pregnancy speak volumes. For example, people are already talking ab...
You guys remember Adrienne Bailon, right? That Cheetah Girl thing and, you know, ...
See this chick above? You know who that is. That's Minka Kelly, the subject of many a male and female fantasy. Also, she dated Derek Jeter, and Lord knows he only dates grade-A ass (subject to final review). He also dated Cameron Diaz, didn't he? That's questionable right there. Review it.
As for the head line, the Demi in question is Demi Lovato, and sources are saying that Fez - AKA Wilmer Valderrama AKA Demi's ex-boyfriend - is now hitting this. Well, that. As in Minka Kelly.
From the New...
Hey, look who's hot!
No, but really, look at Christina Hendricks. She's pandering to all groups now - those who think she walks around too scantily clad, and to those who think she should work her sex thing all over the place. The shoot was for V magazine, and there isn't really a whole lot to say other than things like "Wow", "Holy shit", "Unbelievable", and series of unintelligible grunts and groans.
Are you with me or are you with me?
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Any idea who this mother belongs to?
Here's a few hints:
- If you look for the monster within, you'll probably find the answer.
- This lady's daughter is a mother of another sort.
- Some of us aren't such big fans of the celebrity.
OK, want one more chance to identify before I give you the answer? Here's a more face-on view. Take a good, hard look:
Right. Ready for the answer?
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