Chris Brown brags about his bitches and his cars. [The Superficial]
Let's bet on what Jess Simpson is going to name her kid, shall we? [Lainey Gossip]
Eva Longoria is single again! [Bossip]
Who quit Mad Men? [Huff Po]
Alexsander Skarsgard is hooking up with who?? [Cele|bitchy]
Rihanna's topless Tweet. [Starpulse]
Justin is cheating with Taylor Swift. [The Superficial]
Miley Cyrus's friends want her to dump Liam Hemsworth. [Cele|bitchy]
Stars Without Makeup: The ultimate edi...
From Us Weekly:
Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.
"Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. After having hot-and-heavy romances with Ryan Phillippe and Dominic Cooper in the past, Seyfried dated an NYC real estate exec, Andrew Joblon in late 2011.
Hm, interesting. Just when I had *almost* forgotten who Josh Hartnett even ...
Whee, huh?
This is what Goldie Hawn looked like last night (sorry, this morning - I'm told that she stayed well into the night and didn't split 'til almost 5 AM) after leaving Annabel's Club in London, where she ... well, she wasn't eating crumpets and drinking tea, that's for damned sure.
The thing is, though, that I'm not going to come down on Goldie for appearing to be completely shellacked in the face of seventy years. Nope. Because she's Goldie Hawn, and this is what she's been sp...
Lots of people think the government killed Andrew Breitbart. Did they? [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz got into a seriously shitty pile of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Elisabeth Moss is hot and ... well, see for yourself. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's had HOW many sex partners? [The Superficial]
Hot Harry shoots and flies. [Lainey Gossip]
Reese Witherspoon's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan's morphing mug. It's bad. [INFDaily]
American Idol recap. I can't b...
I know; I really should have given you more of a fighting chance to guess what it could be other than banana men (a day without Botox, her Marilyn Monroe tattoo never going away, never being cast in another decent movie again), but I just couldn't resist. It was too, too good not to give away myself, and guys, I just love to give. I give and I give and I give, and when it comes to Megan Fox, I don't even want anything back. Seriously. Keep it all.
Anyway, as I revealed to you, Megan is afrai...
Well of all the ridiculous, childish things ... oh. Right. We're talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.
So, the above photo? People are saying that it's a dig at Chris Brown's Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don't know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:
Ima make you my bitch.
...
Should we start worrying yet? I don't know. Rumer's kind of been on the slinky side for quite some time now, but as of late, she looks like she's lost more than just a few pounds here and there. Could it be the stress of her mother's situation trickling down? Could be. Could it be a sickness that was sort of ingrained as she grew, considering who she was raised by? Could also be. But she's definitely looking significantly different, and I'm not quite sure it's just the whole 'growing up' and 'losing baby...
Ugh, am I the only one that's already sick of Katy Perry and all of her angsty, broody faux "darkness"? Because damn. That is one ugly dress, and the face isn't much better. QUIT POUTING, KATY. You're worth how much? Go and BUY yourself a man that's not a recovering sex addict who's moved onto someone who isn't nearly as hot as you are.
But wait. What's that? He's already possibly dumped the crystal-slinging chick and is reportedly dating ... who? Zooey Deschanel? No f-cking way. I refuse to bel...
From last night's post about Jonah Hill, I got to thinking about Brad Pitt. If you read the post, you'll know why, and you'll see why it makes total sense as to why I decided to run these photos today. See, I suppose that I'm kind of on a Brad Pitt kick this morning, and last night, oddly enough, I dreamed that I was traveling through New Orleans (my favorite vacation spot in the country), and I was riding a train down by the river with - you guessed it - Brad Pitt. It was a really bizarre dream,...
And naturally, I'm talking about her teeth and not her legs. Look at the way they just jump out at you from her profile! Lord! Because there's no way that LeAnn'd be thinking that her tiny, scrawny little chicken legs look, you know, attractive in those skin-tight jeans. I mean, honestly. Have you ever? No? Me either. That's a horrible look for someone so slender. I'm not saying that she should be covering up those things in bolts and bolts of ungainly fabric or anything, but come on.
Anywa...
Is that weird at all? Awkward? Because, you know, he was the disgusting friend in Superbad? I feel really, really creepy about kind of thinking that Jonah Hill is hot, and I just can't put my finger on why.
I mean, even when I saw that he'd split his pants last week or whenever it was, I kind of thought it was hot. It's got to be the brush with near-penis that's got me going.
Can I name the things that I love about Jonah Hill? Can I? And then we can see if we agree on any of it? OK, let's do the damn thing.
1 - His voice. He's got such a silky smooth voice, and even when he's not doing the porno-radio operator voice, it's still pretty amazing.
2 - He's friends with Brad Pitt. Come on. Anyone who's cool enough to be friends with Brad Pitt has got to be ... you know, pretty cool.
3 - As long as he doesn't have the 'fro that he had in that awful movie I talked about above, he's pretty hot both bulkier and on the thinner side. I just don't care. I know. I don't.
4 - Did I happen to mention he's good friends with Brad Pitt? If you were dating Jonah, I guess that'd be like dating Brad Pitt by association. Kind of.
5 - Jonah Hill occasionally stays at Brad Pitt's house. Isn't that something?
6 - He's funny as hell, flat out.
7 - Pretty much anything to do with Brad Pitt.
Can we all just love Jonah for a little while here and wish him the best of luck on his upcoming SNL hosting gig? He's a sure bet to be way better than Lindsay f-cking Lohan at any rate (and a lot more appealing, too). />
Is that weird at all? Awkward? Because, you know, he was the disgusting friend in Superbad? I feel really, really creepy about kind of thinking that Jonah Hill is hot, and I just can't put my finger on why.
I mean, even when I saw that he'd split his pants last week or whenever it was, I kind of thought it was hot. It's got to be the brush with near-penis that's got me going.
Can I name the things that I love about Jonah Hill? Can I? And then we can see if we agree on any of it? OK, let's do the damn thing.
1 - His voice. He's got such a silky smo...
Woo! You guys know how much I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Because I do. I really, really do. And I'm really, really excited that she's on the cover of Maxim - again - because even she says that it's the way she gauges her own hotness. I mean, you do have to be pretty hot to garner the cover of Maxim, am I right? And I'm sure that no one would be offering her the cover if she still looked like this, right?:
Not that there's anything wrong with it! Because that's her, and she looked like that not too long ago. And please - don't think I'm hating on m...
Chris Brown brags about his bitches and his cars. [The Superficial]
Let's bet on what Jess Simpson is going to name her kid, shall we? [Lainey Gossip]
Eva Longoria is single again! [Bossip]
Who quit Mad Men? [Huff Po]
Alexsander Skarsgard is hooking up with who?? [Cele|bitchy]
Rihanna's topless Tweet. [Starpulse]
Justin is cheating with Taylor Swift. [The Superficial]
Miley Cyrus's friends want her to dump Liam Hemsworth. [Cele|bitchy]
Stars Without Makeup: The ultimate edi...
From Us Weekly:
Amanda Seyfried, 26, has been seeing Josh Hartnett, 33, since January, sources tell the new Us Weekly, on stands this week.
"Josh likes to keep things low-key, so they've just been hanging out," says a pal of the pair, who were set up by a friend. After having hot-and-heavy romances with Ryan Phillippe and Dominic Cooper in the past, Seyfried dated an NYC real estate exec, Andrew Joblon in late 2011.
Hm, interesting. Just when I had *almost* forgotten who Josh Hartnett even ...
Whee, huh?
This is what Goldie Hawn looked like last night (sorry, this morning - I'm told that she stayed well into the night and didn't split 'til almost 5 AM) after leaving Annabel's Club in London, where she ... well, she wasn't eating crumpets and drinking tea, that's for damned sure.
The thing is, though, that I'm not going to come down on Goldie for appearing to be completely shellacked in the face of seventy years. Nope. Because she's Goldie Hawn, and this is what she's been sp...
Lots of people think the government killed Andrew Breitbart. Did they? [The Superficial]
Cameron Diaz got into a seriously shitty pile of plastic surgery. [Lainey Gossip]
Elisabeth Moss is hot and ... well, see for yourself. [Starpulse]
Hulk Hogan's had HOW many sex partners? [The Superficial]
Hot Harry shoots and flies. [Lainey Gossip]
Reese Witherspoon's pregnant. [The Superficial]
Johnny Depp in The Lone Ranger. [ICYDK]
Lindsay Lohan's morphing mug. It's bad. [INFDaily]
American Idol recap. I can't b...
I know; I really should have given you more of a fighting chance to guess what it could be other than banana men (a day without Botox, her Marilyn Monroe tattoo never going away, never being cast in another decent movie again), but I just couldn't resist. It was too, too good not to give away myself, and guys, I just love to give. I give and I give and I give, and when it comes to Megan Fox, I don't even want anything back. Seriously. Keep it all.
Anyway, as I revealed to you, Megan is afrai...
Well of all the ridiculous, childish things ... oh. Right. We're talking about Rihanna here, the queen of ridiculous and childish. My bad.
So, the above photo? People are saying that it's a dig at Chris Brown's Vietnamese girlfriend, Karreuche Tran. Why? I don't know. The rice cakes. The Asian allusion. The black sunglasses and big, gold hoop earrings that Tran is supposedly famous for wearing all of the time. The Tweet, however, is the best part of it. It reads:
Ima make you my bitch.
...
Should we start worrying yet? I don't know. Rumer's kind of been on the slinky side for quite some time now, but as of late, she looks like she's lost more than just a few pounds here and there. Could it be the stress of her mother's situation trickling down? Could be. Could it be a sickness that was sort of ingrained as she grew, considering who she was raised by? Could also be. But she's definitely looking significantly different, and I'm not quite sure it's just the whole 'growing up' and 'losing baby...
Ugh, am I the only one that's already sick of Katy Perry and all of her angsty, broody faux "darkness"? Because damn. That is one ugly dress, and the face isn't much better. QUIT POUTING, KATY. You're worth how much? Go and BUY yourself a man that's not a recovering sex addict who's moved onto someone who isn't nearly as hot as you are.
But wait. What's that? He's already possibly dumped the crystal-slinging chick and is reportedly dating ... who? Zooey Deschanel? No f-cking way. I refuse to bel...
From last night's post about Jonah Hill, I got to thinking about Brad Pitt. If you read the post, you'll know why, and you'll see why it makes total sense as to why I decided to run these photos today. See, I suppose that I'm kind of on a Brad Pitt kick this morning, and last night, oddly enough, I dreamed that I was traveling through New Orleans (my favorite vacation spot in the country), and I was riding a train down by the river with - you guessed it - Brad Pitt. It was a really bizarre dream,...
And naturally, I'm talking about her teeth and not her legs. Look at the way they just jump out at you from her profile! Lord! Because there's no way that LeAnn'd be thinking that her tiny, scrawny little chicken legs look, you know, attractive in those skin-tight jeans. I mean, honestly. Have you ever? No? Me either. That's a horrible look for someone so slender. I'm not saying that she should be covering up those things in bolts and bolts of ungainly fabric or anything, but come on.
Anywa...
Woo! You guys know how much I love Jennifer Love Hewitt, right? Because I do. I really, really do. And I'm really, really excited that she's on the cover of Maxim - again - because even she says that it's the way she gauges her own hotness. I mean, you do have to be pretty hot to garner the cover of Maxim, am I right? And I'm sure that no one would be offering her the cover if she still looked like this, right?:
Not that there's anything wrong with it! Because that's her, and she looked like that not too long ago. And please - don't think I'm hating on m...