Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Watch This: How to Live Like Ryan Gosling

I know you guys are probably all distraught and stuff over the fact that we haven't done a 'Daily Gosling' in awhile, but honestly, it's ONLY because he hasn't done anything interesting (or has appeared for our photo agency in a few weeks, either) and it's not because I'm getting sick of looking at him. No, it's actually the contrary: I'm missing out so bad that I'm willing to take a second-rate hottie who sort of, kind of resembles Ryan in order to fill the Eva Mendes-shaped gap in my cold, dead heart. Anyway, you remember 'How to Look Like Ryan Gosling', right? Well this is one of Joey Thompson's follow-up videos, 'How to Live Like Ryan Gosling'. I haven't even watched it myself yet, because I thought it could be something we could do together, but I'm already hoping that there's no cameo appearance by some cheap-looking Mendes doppelganger. OK. Deep breath. Are you ready to check this out? Let's do it. Alright. :09 mark. Bill Cosby? Why? ... Never mind. Don't answer that. Oh, dear. :30 mark. There's the Eva Mendes cameo I was talking about. Stop. :46. I need to know. Is it Gosling with a hard 's' sound, like, GOZLING, or is it Gosling with a softer 's' sound, like, you know, Gossssssssling? Weigh in, guys. 1:01. Pretty good. I'd be OK if boyfriend popped out of the shower wet at me, you know? 1:13. Lars and the Real Girl reference FTW! Love that movie. 2:16. I love that he can't drive stick and has someone doing it for him. 3:57. OK. I'm officially in love. Finally, the Gothamist did a really awesome interview with Thompson, where he talked about his career, Ryan Gosling, and ... well, Ryan Gosling. Check it out some of the highlights. What's happened since the first Gosling video came out? Since the first Gosling video I've been getting stopped ... Read More /> I know you guys are probably all distraught and stuff over the fact that we haven't done a 'Daily Gosling' in awhile, but honestly, it's ONLY because he hasn't done anything interesting (or has appeared for our photo agency in a few weeks, either) and it's not because I'm getting sick of looking at him. No, it's actually the contrary: I'm missing out so bad that I'm willing to take a second-rate hottie who sort of, kind of resembles Ryan in order to fill the Eva Mendes-shaped gap in my cold, de...

Drew Barrymore Does InStyle, is Probably Pregnant

photo of drew barrymore pictures photos pics instyle 2012 cover photo uk pic Want to know how it's a slow news day? When we talk about Drew Barrymore. Unless she's getting back together with that sadsack, Justin Long. Or flashing boob on David Letterman's show. Which, of course, hasn't happened in eons, but hey. When you think of Drew Barrymore, what else do you think of? What's that? Grocery store tabloids that proclaim she's pregnant? Yeah, me too. Lately, anyway. Drew recently did an interview with InStyle's UK branch, where she talked about her boyfriend-fian...

I Really Want to See Kristen Stewart’s New Movie

From IMDB:
Dean and Sal are the portrait of the Beat Generation. Their search for "It" results in a fast paced, energetic roller coaster ride with highs and lows throughout the U.S.
The movie is based on the book written by Jack Kerouac, and if you're a cool little hipster thing, then you've probably read all of his stuff. Or at least pretended to. Or maybe you're just well-educated. Heck, you might even enjoy Kerouac's writings. Maybe that's how you ended up here. Who knows. I checked it out on my trusty Wikipedia source, and it says this about the book:
On the Road is a novel by American writer Jack Kerouac, written in April 1951, and published by Viking Press in 1957. It is a largely autobiographical work that was based on the spontaneous road trips of Kerouac and his friends across mid-century America. It is often considered a defining work of the postwar Beat Generation that was inspired by jazz, poetry, and drug experiences. While many of the names and details of Kerouac's experiences are changed for the novel, hundreds of references in On the Road have real-world counterparts. When the book was originally released, The New York Times hailed it as "the most beautifully executed, the clearest and the most important utterance yet made by the generation Kerouac himself named years ago as "beat," and whose principal avatar he is." In 1998, the Modern Library ranked On the Road 55th on its list of the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. The novel was chosen by Time magazine as one of the 100 best English-language novels from 1923 to 2005.
So, oh my. I haven't read a book on the 100 best English-language novels of the 20th century. Does that make me ignorant? Illiterate? Ensconced in modern-day drivel like Harry Potter and the Twilight series? I sure hope not. I mean, it's got to count for something that I thought the movie looked good even before I actually read up on the plot, right? All I know is that, no, I have not read the book, and I'm not going to put on any pretentious airs when I say that I've read any Jack Kerouac, because I am neither a cool little hipster thing, nor am I well-educated. No, strike that last thing. I'm pretty well-educated, I just never read the books enough to know whether or not I like them. But this movie! It looks pretty good, and I think it's definitely going to be yet another role where Kristen Stewart can flex her acting muscles. I know a lot of you guys think she's crap and can't act her way out of a artfully-crafted-to-look-vintage holey faux-leather satchel, but you know what? I do. I really, really do. You guys interested in seeing this movie? Have you read a lot of Kerouac? Is this something I'm missing out on big time? School a naive girl, OK? /> From IMDB: Dean and Sal are the portrait of the Beat Generation. Their search for "It" results in a fast paced, energetic roller coaster ride with highs and lows throughout the U.S. The movie is based on the book written by Jack Kerouac, and if you're a cool little hipster thing, then you've probably read all of his stuff. Or at least pretended to. Or maybe you're just well-educated. Heck, you might even enjoy Kerouac's writings. Maybe that's how you ended up here. Who knows. I checked i...

Look! More Photos of Lindsay Lohan Being a Redhead!

photo of lindsay lohan pictures photos red hair pics 2012 photo But man oh man, that face. That face! Here's some photos of Lindsay Lohan trying to be the redhead everyone fell in love with a decade ago, and is she pulling it off? Well. You guys answered yesterday's poll best by saying that her newly-dyed red hair was a start, and if she really, really tried, she might end up better off because of it. But the face. Oh, I just can't even. And while the hair is looking better, I want to start taking bets right now as to how long it'll be before she dyes it black - signaling an impending drug bender disaster - or goes ba...

Shia LaBeouf! No!

photo of shia labeouf pictures hair pics 2012 photo This post was originally going to be a 'Love It or Leave It' post, because normally when there's something that I absolutely hate, I want to mock it as best as I know how. I saw these photos of boyfriend here, and I immediately went three levels past 'hate' and settled comfortably into things like malevolence, mordaciousness, shock, truculence, and virulence, just to name a few. A select few. I could go on, but there IS a post word-count that I try to maintain here, guys. Anyway. The grease-monkey hair reminds me of J...

Chris Brown is Using His Songs to Apologize for Being a Woman-Beater Now

Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar because this is me setting you straight. But this song! This song. I had to bring it to your attention, not only because it's completely stupid, but because in typical, arrogant Chris Brown fashion, it makes me f-cking blood boil. Take the lyrics for example:
... Nineteen, a n-gga went through a tragedy ... Three years, a n-gga just found a better me. Yeah, you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B ... I’m gonna keep on living my life from day to day, learn from my mistakes ... Ain’t never gonna do a 60 minute interview, 'cause all you want to do is twist my words up.
Ugh. Ugh. The balls. The sheer audacity. I'm glad he's, you know, tactful enough to call it a 'tragedy' and not something douchy and smarmy like 'misfortune' or 'bad luck' or whatever like he has in the past, because yeah, what a tragedy. A tragedy so bad that people are eating their own words for dinner, because the second part of the lyric is right - "you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B." OBVIOUSLY the 'tragedy' that's being talked about is the Rihanna ordeal, and after her public displays of Brown-love over the past year has only encouraged his arrogance that yeah, he might have f-cked up, but bitches still be wantin'. I'd bang my head off the desk here if there weren't already a good-sized dent in my forehead already because of the history. The only part I can get behind is the 'never do a 60 minute interview' and the words being all twisted up, because he's right. The less he talks about it, the less others (you know, bloggers like myself) will. Oh, wait. No. That last part's wrong. I don't care how much or how little he talks about it. He's pathetic and I'm always going to remember him as a woman-beater, and not as some brilliant-ass artist that has an emotional problem that he can't keep in check. *Also? The music on the track absolutely sucks. Ever play Donkey Kong Country for Super Nintendo? Because the music was totally ripped from the water boards. /> Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar...

Watch This: Jamie Foxx Has Moves Like MJ

video platformvideo managementvideo solutionsvideo player From TMZ: The video was shot at an after-party at Jamie's mansion in L.A. ... roughly ten years ago ... right around the time he was blowin' up for his role in "Ali." Foxx -- sporting nothing but a pair of red briefs, white sneakers and a baseball hat -- gets downright funky in front of a group of friends while Prince's "I Wanna Be Your Lover" plays in the background. I guess the only question I have is, "How the hell did he do this with a straight face?" Oh, that, and "DAMN," even th...

Quotables: Snooki’s Already a Great Mom

photo of pregnant snooki pictures in a club boyfriend pic "I don’t want to be one of those moms who’s pregnant in a club. It’s disgusting." Oh. OK then. See, I thought there was some kind of misunderstanding for a second. That quote up there? That's Snooki, who said earlier in the week to Us that she didn't want to be all up in the club pregnant. Because it was trashy, in a manner of speaking. Yet the photos above (and below)? They tell a different story, huh? Or, I don't know - they were ... what, taken in a setting room made to look like a c...

Afternoon Delight

photo of johnny depp hot pictures photos pics Katy Perry's banging the world's highest-paid male model now. [The Superficial] Dennis Quaid is single again. [Cele|bitchy] Aubrey O'Day paints her puppies, displays them proudly. [Starpulse] A gross, disgusting look at fraternity life. [The Frisky] Madonna's new music video. [OMGBlog] INTERVIEW: Lenny Kravitz still has it at 48. [Popbytes] A history of Notorious B.I.G.'s movie moments. [Huff Po] How much did Bobbi Kristina get in Whitney's will? [Hollywood PQ] Robert P...

Guess Who’s Probably Going to Be a Judge on the X-Factor!

photo of britney spears smiling excited pictures x factor judge news pic Yup, Britney Spears. On television. Judging others for their musical performances. Is this the shit, or is this the shit? Come on, pick one! There's no wrong answers here today, folks! From MTV.com: Simon Cowell has hinted that he wants to reload the judges panel on "X Factor" with two new women and according to reports, he's close to landing a superstar who might help the second season of his talent contest much more interesting. While names including Janet Jackson and Mariah Carey have be...

Nothing – Not Even Red Hair – Can Bring Back Lindsay’s Career

photo of lindsay lohan new red hair dye pictures photos pics Remember back when we all thought "If only Lindsay would just go back to her natural hair color, she might be OK"? And then there was, "Well, if Lindsay would go redhead again, she might be hot. She might get movie roles. She might ... " fill in the blanks. Remember that? Because guys, we're way past that point. No amount of deposit-only red hair dye is going to bring Lindsay back into our hearts again like she was in Mean Girls or Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen or anything else prior to 2...