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Afternoon Delight

photo of hot ryan gosling pictures photos pics Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez getting drunk together? [The Superficial] Leonardo DiCaprio is just so cool with his ballcap pulled low. [Lainey Gossip] Shows that are leading to the downfall of humanity. [Starpulse] Angelina Jolie, photographed more this past week than ever before. [Socialite Life] Michael Jackson's dad gets wasted in Vegas at 2 PM. [TMZ] Check out the Jedi Dog. [theBERRY] Marie Osmond peed her pants on stage. [Socialite Life] 'Doonesbury' comics on banned...

Watch This: Exclusive Breaking Dawn Part 2 Teaser

The audio is crap, but what do you expect? Someone filmed this on their phone or something while shopping at Target. Have you ever heard the acoustics in Target? They're amazing. Especially in the dressing rooms. It's really no wonder you can't understand a damned thing being said in the entire clip, but whatever - it's the first live-action look at Bella Swan as a vampire. Could you just die? The film's actual trailer will debut along with the opening showing of The Hunger Games on March 23rd, and I'm willing to bet there's a lot of folks out there who'll be shelling out twelve and fourteen dollars for the sake of three or four minutes of Breaking Dawn preview. There's a lot of sick people out there, you know. /> The audio is crap, but what do you expect? Someone filmed this on their phone or something while shopping at Target. Have you ever heard the acoustics in Target? They're amazing. Especially in the dressing rooms. It's really no wonder you can't understand a damned thing being said in the entire clip, but whatever - it's the first live-action look at Bella Swan as a vampire. Could you just die? The film's actual trailer will debut along with the opening showing of The Hunger Games on March 23rd, and I'm willing to bet there's a lot of folks...

Guess the Celebrity: The Bridal Edition

photo of curly sue grown up pictures photos pics Do you know who this is? Like, without cheating? Her hair's not so curly these days, and she's come a long way from being a child star. She sings, and she's pretty good at it, too. Check out the celebrity after the jump, and find out more about her shotgun wedding to a long-term friend. Read More...

Glee‘s Heather Morris Has Leaked Photos, Too

photo of heather morris nudes leak photos leaked pics picture 2012 photo Our girl Emily said this morning that love is in the air, and she's right, but you know what else is in the air? Nude photos. Oodles and oodles of naked pictures of celebrities. Christina Hendricks, Olivia Munn ... and now we have Heather Morris, too. Naturally, the generally good-natured Morris's photos aren't nearly as sultry as Hendricks' own, or as trashy as Olivia's, but they're nudes, and they feature the trifecta of bomb-ass search engine traffic (tits, ass, and vadge), and also, bloody h...

Love It or Leave It: Jess Simpson’s Maternity Wear. Again.

photo of jessica simpson pictures pregnancy photos maternity wear clothes pics You know, some people just never learn. Jess, I realize that dresses are totally the most comfortable thing to wear when you're a gazillion months pregnant, but why - oh why! - do you consistently insist on choosing the ugliest, worst-patterned, flappiest dresses you can find? Is it that hard to choose something basic and black, and not a sofa slipcover that looks like it was taken off the set of The Golden Girls? Honestly, girl, I'm in your corner and I think you look all sweet and pregnant...

Morning Wood

photo of selena gomez at the beach hot pics photos picture Who has a donut-burger-induced neck boil? [The Superficial] What rom-com queen is going all action star? [Lainey Gossip] Celebrities who got dumped right after hooking up. [Bossip] Lana Del Rey flaunts more plastic surgery at a Guns 'n Roses concert. [Starpulse] PHOTOS: Where Lindsay Lohan REALLY went wrong. [theBERRY] Jennifer Lopez is dated. [Cele|bitchy] Selena Gomez has buttcheeks now. [The Superficial] Someone presumably sane proposed to Halle Berry. [Amy Grindhouse] ...

Bobbi Kristina Wants to Change Her Name to Something More Fame-y, Has a New Boyfriend

photo of bobbi kristina brown houston pictures sex tape cocaine pics Something that's got a little ring to it, you know. Maybe like 'Kristina Houston'? From TMZ: Bobbi Kristina is telling friends ... she's wanted to change her name for years -- ever since her parents split -- but Whitney wouldn't let her. Now that Whitney's gone, we're told the 19-year-old feels untethered -- and wants to finally change her name completely ... making it simply "Kristina Houston." We're told Bobbi has made the decision with a sober mind and is in a "better place" than she's been ...

Britney Will Only Join the X-Factor if They Double Her Money

photo of britney spears pictures photos middle finger pic Remember we talked about how much Britney was charging for tour tickets last year? Apparently she thinks she's still completely worth it, even though her tour was a veritable bomb, because sources close to the X-Factor are saying that unless the execs offer Britney more than a measly ten-million-dollar contract, she's taking her talent and walking from the negotiations table. Britney is allegedly asking for somewhere around twenty million, and is pretty firm on the amount. The sickest thing yet...

Your Daily Gosling: Are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes OVER?!

photo of ryan gosling and eva mendes pictures photos Oh please let this be true, please let this be true. From the Daily Mail: The six-month romance between Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes has hit a rocky patch. Last week, the handsome Drive star was spotted having dinner in Cape Town with a German model. Ryan, 31, has been staying at the One And Only Hotel in the South African city after telling friends he needed some time ‘to think’. A source says the couple 'are having trouble seeing eye to eye' He had flown there without 38-year-old...

Another Close Look at Brad Pitt and His Hotness

photo of brad pitt new orleans pictures benefit photo You know, only over the past few days have I realized how much we *don't* talk about Brad Pitt on the site versus how much we actually should. These photos for example. Brad's not doing anything in these pictures except sitting in the backseat of a car, but man. He's doing it so well. He and Angelina were photographed leaving the 'Night to Make it Right' gala held at the Hyatt Regency in New Orleans last night, where they partied with folks like Drew Brees, Sheryl Crow, Dr. John, Randy Jackson, Snoop Dogg, ...

Quotables: Demi Lovato is Destructive

photo of demi lovato pictures photos leaked pics "I break things. I've trashed dressing rooms just for the hell of it. I like to throw things when I'm bored. I was trying to catch the deli meat on the ceiling... it ended up turning into kind of a food fight! I've done some pretty rock and roll things that I probably shouldn't talk about." OK, so consider me pretty much totally unimpressed. That, and kind of surprised that the girl who's got life advice for days to peddle is coming out and telling people that she likes to trash dressing ro...

And Then There’s Sofia Vergara for InStyle, Too

photo of sofia vergara pics photos pictures It's just the US edition, though, and not the UK edition like Drew Barrymore appeared on this month. Sofia Vergara has got to be one of the hottest series stars going today, unless you count Adrien Brody, but then, he's not in any television series currently, so I guess we'll have to rule him out for now. And just when you thought she was just another pretty face, you find out that she can't do math. Like, at all. She counts on her fingers. And you know how I feel about that? I f-cking love it. Because *I* can't...