Pregnant Kristin Cavallari photos. [The Superficial]
J Lo pays well. [Lainey Gossip]
Blue Ivy's ridick shoes. [Bossip]
Vintage stars come out for '21 Jump Street' premiere. [Starpulse]
Guess who'll be kicked off of American Idol. [TMZ]
'Man vs. Wild' cancelled?! [The Blemish]
Jessica Biel was always a tomboy. [Hollywood PQ]
Drummer for the Doobie Brothers died. [Huff Po]
11 Non-traditional Barbie dolls. [Socialite Life]
Robert Downey Jr. is a gossip-monger! Want a job, boy? [Popbytes]
Selena Gomez in a bikini for ...
Ha! No, I'm totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I'm not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.
No, I'm ragging on you (and her), and it's because I'm feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn't that awesome? Really, I don't know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unp...
“I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. ... At least he's not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It's a little less bumpy, a little more sleep."
Miley on her boyfriend Liam finally wrapping filming on The Hunger Games. Isn't she so sweet and unassuming? I wonder how Liam felt about Miley making him sound like the biggest sop ever! I know girlfriend's this big great thing and all, but jeez. A little modesty might do everybody some good occasionally, you know.
Anyway...
Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:
Worried that Demi's efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: "Demi definitely isn't over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls.
"If he doesn't message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won't admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it's clear she wants him back."
Blam...
Because duh! Why would you want to bang a dried-up 90210 actress with bad veneers when there are young women out there who'd give their blood to sleep with Dr. Carlisle Cullen? Duh! From the soon-to-be ex-partners:
"While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."
Though no real reasons have been cited for the split, ...
Miley Cyrus and her boobs. You know, just hanging out. [The Superficial]
Do you schedule sex? [The Frisky]
Hines Ward is a big old weenie. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow and some really bizarre fashion. [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs revealed. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester never wants to get marired. [Starpulse]
Let's watch J Lo grope and be groped. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rihanna's fans scare Chris Brown's girlfriend. [The Superficial]
Dita Von Teese doesn't want you if you're too skinny. [Cele|bitchy]
This i...
Wait, my bad: is that Steven Tyler? Or is it Julia Roberts? I just don't even know, guys! All of these celebrities and their zany plastic surgery choices, it's hard to tell them apart anymore. But if you thought it was either Steven or Julia, you'd be wrong. It's definitely Janice Dickinson, and she definitely looks worse for the wear.
I could talk about all sorts of things here to try and distract everyone from what's going on with her face - like that one time when her dentures fell out during dinne...
See this face? This is Ashley Judd's face, most recently taped on the Marilyn Denis show out of Toronto, Canada. And I'm confused, because one of the the last times we talked about Ashley Judd here on the site, this is pretty much what she looked like:
And now? Well. Not so much, eh? And naturally, my inquisitive side comes out and I have to ask - is it age? I mean, girlfriend's not exactly a spring chicken anymore - she'll turn 44 next month - and while that's not precisely a reason to loo...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Lee Roth photo: Anonymous.
"Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’...
And why shouldn't we? He was only the star of my second all-time favorite television show (24) and has a new show premiering this Thursday called Touch. Did you guys see the preview debut a few weeks ago? It was awesome. It's a show about a widower raising a special-needs son who's brilliant and attuned to a living, breathing world that we can't see. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
Martin Bohm is a widower and single father who is haunted by an inability to connect to his emotionally ch...
Oh, my God. This might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. No joke, ever - in life. Jake Gyllenhaal slitting girls' throats with fencing ... things? Taking drugs? Smoking cigarettes? Bashing people's skulls off of bathroom mirrors?
Also, this music just isn't good. I know there's probably a lot of people out there who like that double-bass pedal thing with the closed highhats, but frankly, it frightens me. And I guess that's what this video and this song is supposed to do: inspire fear. Scariest. f-cking. video. ever. It's like American Psycho meets That 70's Show. Without all of the pretty colors.
I will never look at Jake Gyllenhaal the same again. Donnie Darko almost killed him for me, but then there was Brokeback Mountain and The Day After Tomorrow - which is seriously, like one of my favorite movies - but there is no redemption from this psychopathic music video appearance.
As for the video, I need some theories. I need an explanation. What's his trigger here? Is he epileptic? Do the flashing strobes in clubs send him off the edge? Or is it this seizure music? Watching others dance convulsively? Is that what does it? Or maybe if he just did dance, all of his weird, murderous idiosyncrasies would disappear. Is that the moral of the story, Shoes? Is it 'dance or go crazy and kill randoms instead'? And if so, why does it have to be such a hard choice? Some people just can't dance, you know. />
Oh, my God. This might be one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. No joke, ever - in life. Jake Gyllenhaal slitting girls' throats with fencing ... things? Taking drugs? Smoking cigarettes? Bashing people's skulls off of bathroom mirrors?
Also, this music just isn't good. I know there's probably a lot of people out there who like that double-bass pedal thing with the closed highhats, but frankly, it frightens me. And I guess that's what this video and this song is supposed to do: i...
Did you guys hear? That rumor that was flying around yesterday about Eva and Ryan calling it quits? It's totally not true, I guess. According to Us:
Over the weekend, the Daily Mail claimed that the lusted-after actor, 31, was mulling a breakup with girlfriend Eva Mendes --and took a top-secret trip to Cape Town, South Africa, where he allegedly was spotted having a sexy dinner date with a sexy blonde German model.
But a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly that Gosling and his Place B...
Pregnant Kristin Cavallari photos. [The Superficial]
J Lo pays well. [Lainey Gossip]
Blue Ivy's ridick shoes. [Bossip]
Vintage stars come out for '21 Jump Street' premiere. [Starpulse]
Guess who'll be kicked off of American Idol. [TMZ]
'Man vs. Wild' cancelled?! [The Blemish]
Jessica Biel was always a tomboy. [Hollywood PQ]
Drummer for the Doobie Brothers died. [Huff Po]
11 Non-traditional Barbie dolls. [Socialite Life]
Robert Downey Jr. is a gossip-monger! Want a job, boy? [Popbytes]
Selena Gomez in a bikini for ...
Ha! No, I'm totally kidding. I know we cover Lindsay a whole lot here on Evil Beet, but I'm not going to subject you to daily doses of her massively-overblown redheaded f-ckery just for the sake of something to talk about.
No, I'm ragging on you (and her), and it's because I'm feeling awfully punchy this evening. I woke up at 1 AM in excruciating pain and after three hours of suffering, I decided to go to the hospital. Long story short, I have kidney stones! Isn't that awesome? Really, I don't know what ranked higher on the awesome-meter for events in the past three weeks: the unp...
“I think the hardest part for Liam was being away from me. ... At least he's not in a tour bus and is in a nice hotel somewhere. It's a little less bumpy, a little more sleep."
Miley on her boyfriend Liam finally wrapping filming on The Hunger Games. Isn't she so sweet and unassuming? I wonder how Liam felt about Miley making him sound like the biggest sop ever! I know girlfriend's this big great thing and all, but jeez. A little modesty might do everybody some good occasionally, you know.
Anyway...
Ugh, how sad. From Entertainmentwise:
Worried that Demi's efforts could lead her back to rehab, a concerned friend told Grazia magazine: "Demi definitely isn't over him yet. Her mood right now relies solely on Ashton and how responsive he is to her messages and phone calls.
"If he doesn't message her back for a couple of hours or seems distant in a text, she starts freaking out. While she won't admit it, she is still completely infatuated with him and it's clear she wants him back."
Blam...
Because duh! Why would you want to bang a dried-up 90210 actress with bad veneers when there are young women out there who'd give their blood to sleep with Dr. Carlisle Cullen? Duh! From the soon-to-be ex-partners:
"While we have decided to end our marriage, we both share the same deep love and devotion to our children. We remain dedicated to raising our beautiful daughters together. We ask for privacy and respect during this time."
Though no real reasons have been cited for the split, ...
Miley Cyrus and her boobs. You know, just hanging out. [The Superficial]
Do you schedule sex? [The Frisky]
Hines Ward is a big old weenie. [TMZ]
Gwyneth Paltrow and some really bizarre fashion. [Lainey Gossip]
Jessica Simpson's massive pregnancy boobs revealed. [Socialite Life]
Leighton Meester never wants to get marired. [Starpulse]
Let's watch J Lo grope and be groped. [Amy Grindhouse]
Rihanna's fans scare Chris Brown's girlfriend. [The Superficial]
Dita Von Teese doesn't want you if you're too skinny. [Cele|bitchy]
This i...
Wait, my bad: is that Steven Tyler? Or is it Julia Roberts? I just don't even know, guys! All of these celebrities and their zany plastic surgery choices, it's hard to tell them apart anymore. But if you thought it was either Steven or Julia, you'd be wrong. It's definitely Janice Dickinson, and she definitely looks worse for the wear.
I could talk about all sorts of things here to try and distract everyone from what's going on with her face - like that one time when her dentures fell out during dinne...
See this face? This is Ashley Judd's face, most recently taped on the Marilyn Denis show out of Toronto, Canada. And I'm confused, because one of the the last times we talked about Ashley Judd here on the site, this is pretty much what she looked like:
And now? Well. Not so much, eh? And naturally, my inquisitive side comes out and I have to ask - is it age? I mean, girlfriend's not exactly a spring chicken anymore - she'll turn 44 next month - and while that's not precisely a reason to loo...
It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize.
Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s David Lee Roth photo: Anonymous.
"Apparently, Richard Simmons franchised “Sweatin’...
And why shouldn't we? He was only the star of my second all-time favorite television show (24) and has a new show premiering this Thursday called Touch. Did you guys see the preview debut a few weeks ago? It was awesome. It's a show about a widower raising a special-needs son who's brilliant and attuned to a living, breathing world that we can't see. Here's the official synopsis from IMDB:
Martin Bohm is a widower and single father who is haunted by an inability to connect to his emotionally ch...
Did you guys hear? That rumor that was flying around yesterday about Eva and Ryan calling it quits? It's totally not true, I guess. According to Us:
Over the weekend, the Daily Mail claimed that the lusted-after actor, 31, was mulling a breakup with girlfriend Eva Mendes --and took a top-secret trip to Cape Town, South Africa, where he allegedly was spotted having a sexy dinner date with a sexy blonde German model.
But a source close to the couple tells Us Weekly that Gosling and his Place B...